Mass Effect 2: Jeff "Joker" Moreau Soundboard Edit

Ah leather

Alright alright

Are you want me to go calling through the dance again

Attitude roll three five decimal one zero pick six four decimal one eight yahoo one zero decimal two eight

Because you know what I should

Can you believe this commander is my baby better than new with fits me like a glove

Commander can I get a mirror up here you know so I could see when someone is standing behind me

Commander sorry about the crew in it

Damn it

Easy we got venting from the number sixteen lithium heat sink

Eating are just enjoying the calm before the shitstorm commander

Eighty we have a green light on that switch over

External cameras got thumbprint on it that is going to bug me forever

Got some pressure loss in the number four hydrogen tank like at downey

Great is where it starts and we're just all organic batteries get some to blame

Grunts is

Half cheese don't get like that I know I got lucky I don't need to get all touchy feely

Hey commander pretty crazy the people you can run into out here huh

Hey commander we got garrus back that's great 'cause he was totally my favorite with that pull up his ass

Hey shepherd another hard ass on board huh

How they just don't know you like I do

Huh no I hadn't really notice that eighty should I notice that

I can tell when it's listening

I gotta hit the head command are we done for now or do I have to use a bottle I keep under her

I know but it felt good i'm sorry commander OK i'm ready i'm good i'm ready to save the day

I like consuming but while I feel like I need to check the citadel for parts she may have pond

I never figured the coming overlords would be so annoying i'm just

I swear we got some lateral drift the old normally never had that

I thought my mom was bad with the backseat driving

I would never say anything against miranda and expect to survive the reprisal

I'm glad things worked out commander I was worried you dump samara for some crazy soul sucker with a death fetish on live and sexy and

I'm having region around is just begging for rifle up your ass without the sweet talk

I'm not saying anything about jack i'm not stupid

I'm there for you up here with my things

If this thing starts claiming to be the vanguard about destruction then I got shotgun in the first lifeboat OK

Insane seems like the strong sensitive murdering type you know those are always great to have around real cutler

Is just my opinion though there's really no need to go spread it around

It seems like garris is finally work that stick out of his butt but now he's trying to beat guys to death with it I can't believe I like the old garrus better

It's just mad that always footage of it looks like a dream sequence

Jacob is way too nice a guy so the number of ways he knows how to kill people

Man what I wouldn't give to go planet side waiting through mark get shot in the face

Mark on two clear

Minor spike in the primary core compensating

Mom could see me now we have zombies on top of everything else

Never over

No it's nothing I son of a

No surprise morgan act superior to everyone like he's got ten years after you

Nominal to profile

Not that I would know why does it burn myself great

Oh another dangerous alien aboard commander of thanks why can't you collect coins or a commemorative plates or something

Oh good because I was not looking forward to your mood if that went bad there's a reason I don't date crew commander

Oh shit crap

OK but think of it this way

OK shepherd glad you're back but keep an eye on that last one we can only hold so much crazy

OK shutting up ice front ballads off the playlist

OK yeah that was a little creepy

Op check is clean

Primary systems clear

Quite enough

Right approved I wouldn't piss myself immediately that's good

Right right no hard feelings again

Running green

Seriously I think you're planning on ramming us down the collectors throat via their homeworld

Set up that bamber their bad bad about that viburnum

She needs this will try to keep up when I spazz

She said that she just search

Shit shit shit

Shit shit shit shit shit

Shutting up now commander

Sit sit sit sit sit sit sit gnosis

So

So from with the no

Sound

Sound

Take a hollow it'll last longer

Take a matter I guess the guess aren't all bad huh they're like edie 's ex con uncle we don't talk about

That sign that was supposed to go to my earpiece

That's what pills are for eating she's so my mom

Then why why are you always picking on me

They use like you but takes checks as long as it's not my money we're good

This is all jokers fault wanna tool he was I have to spend all day computing pie because he plugged in the overlord

Tomorrow feels like she could shoot me in a very tranquil way which does not make me feel any better about it

Trimming compensators decimal one two

Upgrades are messing with our inertial skew compensating

Wats your crazy you start singing daisy bell and i'm done

Watts come on

We need a deflector dish so I can re align that mother

What can I do against collectors break my arm at them easy cleared the ship she's alright

What the shit

When I was like tally so this is move on

Why doesn't change anything it's still watching like some creepy kids stand at the back of your head and comp side you just want to punch him buddy special and he said spires or something

Why is it always clauson guns can't we piss off a fuzzy planet still dangerous but hey bunnies

With a button now

Yeah go pout I went

Yeah thanks mom

Yeah this is ninety eight percent of my job I just watched button slash sometimes I press one

Yeah you are such a downer

You collect straight as a kid because we really needed a mega krogen so thanks for dragging home

You know commander i'm not real broke up that rex is incoming i'm good with our current amount of headbutting I say where it headbutting capacity

You know what pisses me off calling this the cockpit alliance ships have bridge is a sorry have cockpits oh eight though they don't

You look out there and sometimes it's just like you know there's all this