Mike Clark Soundboard Edit

A Mushroom Over A Haystack

Abracadabra Theres A Boner

All Gyrating It Was Half Porno Half Boring

All Men Love Boobs PERIOD

Always Be Weighed On Truck Scale Bitch

Always Capture Dick With This Blouse

And Did It All With An APW

Asian Guys Love Strip Clubs

Autopilot Fly It For Him

Awwww

Back Of Dem Panties

Bada Bing

Bet His Feet Stank

Bet Their Hospital Gowns Open in Front

Biden Hes An Idiot

Big Ears

Big Laugh

Big OH

Bing You Have Mail How Cute

Bitch 1

Bitch 2

Bitch 3

Bitch 4

Bitch 5

Bitch 6

Bitch 7

Blah Blah Blah

Boil Over

BOOBS

Boring

Boy Can Sure Shake A Can Of Paint Up

Brownie You're Doing A Heck Of A Job

Burnt Sienna

Buttocks

Campus Martius!

Campus Martius(1)

Can’t Pop A Boner

Cheap Weed Cough Guys Out

Chuck Berry Got Nothin On Me

Come To The Lord Jesus

Condoms Forget About It

Cronkite Honey Get Me A Pizza

Cruise Is Done You See Everyones Penis

Crushed By Boobs

Cya 1

Cya 2

Cya 3

Cya 4

Damn Fetish Will Do Me In

Dick Gere

Dick Sandwich

Disgusting

Do You Have A Beaumont Dr1

Duuuke

Eh Boy 1

Eh Boy 2

Eh Boy 3

Eh Boy 4

Eh Boy 5

Eh Boy 6

End In Stinkyface

English So Bizarre

Enough With Clooney And How Hot He Is

Everyone Loves Campus Martius

Eww Boy

Facial

Feces

Floatin Around With A Boner

For Christ Sake

Gay Gay Gay Gay

Gay Voice Oh What Rippling Muscles

Get Outta Here Ya Stupid Bitch

Giant Crank

Girl Sat On My Dick

Go Away Bitch

Go Over Like A Fart In Church

Grab Your Rod Haul In A Bass

Great 5 Star

Gross

Grrrose

Guy As Hard As Slate Pool Table

Haha Oh God How Ugly

Hall And Oats What A Homo Pair

Has His Schlong Popped Up

Her Ass Gotta Be 3 Feet Across

Her Face Buried In His Pubic Crest

Her Hair Looks Good Wild And Sexy

Her Thighs Are Ham Hocks

Hey Hey Hey

Hillary Black Trousers

Hit By An Axe

I Bet Testes Hang Low

I Cant Quit You

I Could Get Naked Listening To This

I Dont Know Whats Going On With Martini Bars

I Wouldnt Let Her Sit On My Toilet

Id Love To Write On Your Breasts

If You're Beautiful Enjoy it While You Got It

Ill Be Nude In Shallow Water

Im So Pissed

Imagine Seeing Al Gores Ass Crack

Is That Ever Cool

Its OK You Can Suckle Her Nipple

Its Time For The Black Blouse Watermelons

Keep It Stiff

Knock It Down

Laugh 1

Laugh 2

Laugh 3

Laugh 4

Laugh 5

Laughing How Sweet Was That

Lies And Garbage

Like To Wear Diapers

Lobster Bisque

Look At That Nylon And Pumps

Look At The Boobs

Look At The Legs

MAAAARC

Married To A Gay Guy

Marry A Guy That Blows Dust

Mr. Smooth

My God What A Tramp

My Show der

Nanner Friggin Nanner

Neo Synephrine

Nothing Like Sex Under Christmas Tree With New Boobs

Oh For God Sake 1

Oh For God Sake 2

Oh For God Sake 3

Oh God

Oh Im So Pissed

Oh Shes Such A Skank

Oh Thats Right This Is Pornography

Oh You Fat Bitch

OK CYa

One Schlong She Hasnt Had

Opens Mouth Half Of Face Unhinged

Our Country God Dammit

Pants On With Corkscrew Hole

Party

Pumping Full Of Air

Putty Knife To Get Off Twah Let

Randdddddyyyy

Red Pumps Baby

Rottweiler Worst Farts Of All Dogs

Scream In Ecstasy

Shar bar bar

She Got Some Ski Jump Boobs

She Looks Nice Bouncing Around Haha

Shes Friggin Huge

Shes Got Butthead Gums

Sleepy Sittin On Twahlet

Slut On A Mission

So Pretty Anything To Kiss Her Deeply

Somebody Get Me Cigs

Spank My Buttholio Little Bit

Star Jones Reynolds

Step On My Butt Have A Glass Of Wine

Stinks

Stress Full Jackson

Surprise Semen

Talkin Bout Butt Sex

Thanks

That Biiiitch

That Close And Not Bump Ducks

That Was Just Nauseating

That Was My LOL

That Was Really Gross

The Crank

THE Spartans

The Spartans Win

The Strip Club DJ

They Call Me Juice

Thinner They Get Bigger The Head

This Is Unbelievable

Those That Work With People Are Those Who Are Most Depressed

Uh Oh

Very Nice

Very Very Nice

Wait A Min You Have A Nice Schlong

Wake Up And Smell The Tuna

Was That Representation Of Your Unit

Watching Show Along Comes This Glistening Boner

Weve All Seen His Package

What About My Dick

What Are You Up To

What Must Connie Chung Be Thinking

WHAT.

When You Put On Brazier What Size Was It

While Your Writing Email I’m Flying So Shut Up

Who Is This Kid Short Bus

Whole Country French Kissing

Whoo Man

Woah

Woah Wow Jesus

Woo Baby

Yeah Right Bitch

Yello

Yikes With Laughing

You Just Know Hes Grabbing Little Boy Butts

You Know What You're Fired

You Oaf

You're Friggin Huge No Sex Visual

Youve Got A Penis On Your Back

50 Somethings With Boners Across America