The Mask (1994) Soundboard Edit

A french poodle

A girl like that is always looking for the bbd the bigger better deal

A good Iawyer and a deaI..

A metaphor not to be taken literally

A party favor.

A tommy gun

A Tommy gun

A young woman riding bareback.

Ah come on lieutenant it's not all your fault something will turn up

Ah jeez

Ah looks like it's going to be a long night my wife's gonna kill me

Alright I confess I did it you hear and i'm glad glad I tell you!

Alright i'll prove it to you but I am not responsible for the consequences

Alright i'll take it but I am very angry!

Alright mr ipkiss go as yourself and as the mask because they are both one and the same beautiful person

Alright mrs peenman!

And as The Mask

And everything

And I am a IittIe thorny.

And i'll teach you to chick chicky boom chick chicky boom chick chicky boom

And if you're somebody like dorian

And last but not least my favourite

And more heart...

And now we present to you the most beautiful flower of the congo bongo miss tina carlyle

And one of 'em was wearing a big green mask

And one was wearing a big, green mask

And they swing

And this whole city is our playground

And when they dancin' they bring a happy ring without a care o singing a song all the day long

And you know it's important to go out with a big bang

Anybody who's anybody will be there

Are you okay me i'm great really good I just never felt better really i'm just catching some air out here

Are you okay?

Are you on the list no but I believe my friends are perhaps you know them franklin grant and jackson

Aren't you due back at the laboratory to get your bolts tightened

As a matter of fact I do cubbie!

As a matter of fact, I do, Cubbie!

As I was saying about that tie kinda reminds me of one of those what do you call it ink blot tests a rorschach test right

Baby there you are I was beginning to get all worried about you

Back off monkey boy before I tell your daddy you're running this place like it's your own personal piggy bank

Bastard

Bazooka I have a permit for that

BeautifuI.

Beautiful

Because dear peggy pays dick i'm starving to death

BeIieve this?

Believe this you drive in in a porsche

Bet you heIped him with the bank job.

Better call that high priced lawyer of yours tyrel you and I are going downtown for a little chat

Bike horn

Blow it!

Bobby eh charlie charlie!

Boss you better be careful huh

Boss..

Bowling pin

Boy that doesn't sound good at all no it doesn't sound good what would sound good to you breakfast

Boy you really narrowed it down

Boys I want you to pick her out something pretty to wear okay

Bright colours it's a power tie supposed to make you feel powerful

Bring him up here!

Buddy you know what you need you need a little change of pace

But all I wanted was a kiss a kiss just one last kiss

But I am not responsibIe for the consequences.

But I am very angry!

But I ordered onion rings doyle!

But my friends are on the inside

But we need some cash so first we take the bank then we take niko and then my friend school is out

But you can pull this off right hey you talking to the doctor

But your book!

Can you heIp me?

Can you help me

Can't make the scene if you don't have the green

Can't make the scene if you don't have the green.

Carry the 9 divide by the gross national product

Cd's savings and cd's checking and cd's savings checking and cd's t bills

Charlie i

Charlie isn't stanley the nicest guy the best

Charlie stanley gals I want you to meet my buddy stanley ipkiss

Charlie!

Cigarette no

Club's closed move it! you think i'm joking come on move it!

Come on

Come on (2)

Come on (3)

Come on gals let's get going

Come on get these rubbernecks out of here

Come on i'm really very sorry about this i'm sure

Come on milo jump please do it for daddy

Come on, MiIo. Give them to me. Drop it.

Come on!

Come on! (2)

Come on! come on! milo!

Come on! serve and protect man!

Come on.

Cops got your pal ipkiss taken at landfill park

Cops!

Could I have just one more minute

Could you guys keep it down back there no problem

Could you hold this for me please

Couple of your boys were spotted knocking over edge city bank

Crap

Cuff him

Daddy's gonna have to go kick some ass

Dance and I'II bIow your brains out.

Deep into the darkest heart of the urban jungIe.

Did it look like I had much of a choice

Did you have a pickle relish

Did you miss me

Do I go as myseIf...

Do it

Do you have any idea what time it is actually no

Do you have any idea what time it is?

Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town most of 'em think monogamy is some kind of wood

Do you think you could have him meet me tonight I might be able to work something out

Does it work

Don't be an idiot you're in the middle of a police station there is no way you're walking out of here like this

Don't get your panties in a twist.

Don't insult my intelligence ipkiss

Don't worry tina it's all over now

Dorian

Dorian I can't shut this thing off

Dorian! dorian wait! no!

Down! get down! come on come on! come on! line 'em up over here

Doyle!

Doyle! (2)

Drop it

Drop it ipkiss

Drop it tyrel!

Easy boy!

Easy ipkiss

Easy you're giving me a woody

Eddy who did this man who

Eesay ouyay aterlay

Even a hopeIess one

Every Iow Iife in this town. Understand?

Everything is his grift he owns you he owns this club he owns this whole stinking town

Everything is his grift.

Exactly

Excuse me where can I open a new account new accounts right here

Find yourself a new place to live

For a man so true

For being any kind of romantic even a hopeless one

For being any kind of romantic..

For being the only guy who treated me like a person and not some sort of party favour

For Friday night?

For my first trick i'd like to do something for you son

For one Iast kiss

For you son a little body english

Forget her that girl will tear out your heart put it in a blender and hit frappe

FortunateIy, funeraI bouquets are deductibIe.

Fortunately funeral bouquets are deductible

Freeze

From the real dorian the one I used to love

FuII of spice

Funny eyeball glasses

Gee I wish my daddy owned a bank then I could be a rich little creep too

Gee, baby, ain't I good to you

Gee, baby, ain't I good to you

Geez I figured you had a sense of humor after all you married her!

Genius that was genius buddy I have chills

Genius.

Get her something pretty to wear

Get him out of here

Get him up! come on! let's go! I got a cell for you pal

Get him!

Get it!

Get off! get him off of me!

Get out of my sight

Get real man

Get that doc here my buddy suck on that

Get the bank employee files and run down the prints on a guy named ipkiss stanley ipkiss

Get up get up here that's it you can do it come on come on!

Get up. Come on

Get your dog away from me

Give her the money

Give her the money.

Give it give it give me the keys give me the keys come on come on drop it drop it drop it!

Give me that gun

Give me that thing

Go on get in the car

Go with your friend.

Go!

God I can't believe it

God I wish I knew the truth you know I really do no

God! what side of whose bed did you wake up on man

Going away aIone, baby?

Good boy good boy

Good boy good boy come on milo give them to me drop it!

Good boy!

Good doggie good doggie

Good to see you.

Gosh peg do you really mean that actually no

Got another one coming down mike

Got the cross check on the fingerprints for you it's ipkiss alright

Got you

Halt or i'll shoot!

Hang on a sec

Hang on hang on! don't get your panties in a twist would ya

Hang on, hang on!

He beat them to the punch.

He robs the bank you work in then I find this in the coco bongo

He stole all our jewellery take me down to headquarters

He'II be at the charity baII tonight

He's a dead man

He's a modest guy

He's a really modest guy although he's the hottest guy in havana in havana

He's down the alley follow me come on grab your gun

He's going to the charity ball tonight he's gonna do something terrible like what the lambada

He's the only one who's napping and i'm about to give him a serious wake up call

Hello cherie we meet again! is it fate is it meant to be it is written in the stars that we are destined to fraternize i'd like to think so

Hello dorian

Hello stanley

Hello there may I be of some assistance

Hello!

Hello! hello!

Here's my card if you remember anything unusual about last night anything at all call me

Hey boss look who decided to crash the party

Hey bub watch where you're going!

Hey burt what the hell is it

Hey charlie how you doing how are you how are you doing my friend long time no see

Hey come on now guys now this isn't fair

Hey did you check the morning paper your girlfriend got a great review

Hey get out of the road!

Hey good to see you okay then

Hey kellaway

Hey lieutenant where are you taking ipkiss

Hey lieutenant! we got a stiff upstairs it's one of the guys from the heist

Hey mister you got the time

Hey orlando

Hey stanley stanley stanley!

Hey wait that dog! mayor tilton did you see that dog

Hey what do you say we get in this joint huh

Hey you milo!

Hey you with the face you got a visitor

Hey you! what are you doing down there

Hey, Mister!

Hey! don't you have respect for law and order what kind of thug are you

Hey! hey mister! hold on! I know cpr!

Hey! watch it i'm a bleeder

Hi

Hi dorian! how's it going

Hi lieutenant listen this isn't the best time right now I just

Hi, Lieutenant.

Hi! i'm peggy brandt from the tribune oh hi

Him! him! there! that's the guy

Hit it!

Hold it! I am warning you i'm seriously stressed out here

Hold me close red it's getting dark

Hold on sugar daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight

Hold onto your lug nuts it's time for an overhaul

Hold the phone killer at three o'clock

How about at landfill park okay sunset perfect super

How do

How do (2)

How does it work

How you doing, buddy?

How's it going freeze

However if you would like me to arrange for a safe environment for you tonight I can do that

Humungo in the banking business not really

I am now

I am so late

I better make a little stop

I bought you a fur coat for christmas a diamond ring a cadillac car and everything

I can arrange for a safe environment for you tonight, if you want.

I can't Iet her sit home aII aIone.

I cannot throw it with you attached to it

I disagree I think i'm wearing her down

I do have one question which is

I don't believe it

I don't have a car I have to have a car tonight

I don't know

I don't know about seven hundred bucks eh

I don't know boss that's one hell of a rubber mask

I don't know it's like it's like it brings your innermost desires to life

I don't know.

I get it pig latin right

I got it.

I got those concert tickets you wanted

I guess not!

I guess not!

I hear things like that I start losing my concentration

I just wanted to come by and make sure that you two got together all right that's nice

I just wanted to thank you but i'm not sure if i'm gonna have much to open an account with anymore

I just went to see what ipkiss told them

I know CPR!

I know him you know you do we're old college buddies him and me

I know you're in there!

I mean there are literally hundreds of women out there looking for a guy just like you really yeah!

I mean what is this city coming to when a man's pyjama drawer is no longer safe!

I missed him come on we all missed him

I must lay off the cartoons

I need a pack of cigarettes which brand sir it doesn't matter I don't smoke but for you I would shoot the surgeon general

I never feIt better, reaIIy.

I only got some got fingerprints on some of the currency but nothing matches tyrel's men

I place my hand on your hip and if you will just give me your hand then we shall try just you and I ole!

I saw it I saw everything

I should have said that

I should warn you that I don't work personally with really sick people there are private institutions for things like that

I still can't believe it hardened cops dancing in the street and broadcast all over the 11 o'clock news

I think he wants to communicate

I want a proctologist standing by what you heard me! the best one you can find

I want him here tomorrow alive

I want this place cleared right now

I want to see you in my office first thing tomorrow

I want you to get the word out to every street hustler to every low life in this town you understand

I wanted to make sure that you 2 got together aII right.

I wiII spread your p t . I wiII dip my IadIe in your vichyssoise

I will hold anything you want thank you

I won't make trouble for you I just want the truth

I wouIdn't mind.

I wouIdn't, darIing

I wouldn't do that darling

I'II be in here for a Iong, Iong time

I'II teach you to chick chicky boom Chick chicky boom

I'II teII you one thing.

I'II teII you what.

I'll tell you one thing it's going to be payback for anybody who crosses me

I'm better than ever you idiot

I'm coming okay i'm coming i'll be right there

I'm fed up with you dorian but i'm going to cut you a break

I'm gonna have to lock you in

I'm gonna take you apart

I'm great..

I'm here for the civic

I'm history the captain's gonna have my badge for breakfast with a little pension on top

I'm Iosing controI.

I'm just an ex employee who has come for his back pay or should I say payback

I'm just looking for my mask! I got it

I'm looking at him just keep the swat team standing by

I'm looking to become a real reporter

I'm not Iosing anything..

I'm not losing anything except maybe some extra baggage around here

I'm not sure exactly you see i'm just terrible with things like that

I'm not sure I haven't exactly been myself lately

I'm sorry he seems to be attracted to you

I'm sorry mr dickey it'll never happen again i've been a jerk

I'm sorry we're already late for the ball right alice and the white rabbit are gonna be really disappointed

I'm talking about mythology mr ipkiss

I'm winning!

I'm with the evening star can you tell me what happened here no and you can quote me

I've decided to give her one last thrill

I've got to change for the party

I've got to disappear for a while now I don't know where i'm gonna go but i'll let you know as soon as I can

I've never seen those before in my life

Ice this deadbeat

If deep down inside you're a little repressed and a hopeless romantic you become some sort of a love crazy wild man

If I get a good lawyer and strike up a deal I can be out of here in about 10000 years

If I tell you you promise to leave my office right now

If this guy's half as bad as he's supposed to be we're gonna have a full dance card

If you like the beat take a lesson from cuban pete and i'll teach you to chick chicky boom chick chicky boom chick chicky boom

Ipkiss get your dog away from me

Ipkiss I know you're in there!

Ipkiss ipkiss I know you're in there

Ipkiss police!

Ipkiss stanley ipkiss yes lt kellaway city precinct

Ipkiss you're 40 minutes late that's the same as stealing

Ipkiss, StanIey Ipkiss.

Ipkiss! i've got you now ipkiss

Ipkiss! turn down those cartoons!

Irv! yo bring around the loaner

Is it true you're the mask yeah but don't tell anybody

Is that a fact

Is this him

It sort of Iooks Iike...

It was a dream it was a dream

It's a classic

It's all coming back to me

It's all over ipkiss put your hands over your head or we'll open fire

It's all set dorian

It's crazy i'm losing control

It's funny you should mention the way he dances because I taught him a couple of dance moves myself

It's kinda hard to believe it was just a garbage heap

It's no time for last requests

It's party time p a r t

It's party time.

It's sundown

It's sundown it's almost time

It's wrecking my life my life is wrecked wrecked! wrecked!

Ixnay! ehay's otgay an ungay

Jeez.

Jump up come on! can you jump up

Jump up get up come on

Just guess!

Just one..

Just sit back and enjoy the ride mr expert

Just wait!

Kill him

Kill him! come on! come on! take him!

Kiss me my dear and I will reveal my croissant I will spread your pate I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise

Kiss me, my dear, and I wiII reveaI my croissant.

Lab reports?

Ladies and gentlemen I will be your host for the remainder of the evening

Layout's not bad but them motion detectors are a pain in the ass

Leave the dog alone

Let me cover it murray I really need this story you go home to claire

Let me out of these cuffs ipkiss you're driving like a maniac

Let's go ipkiss move it! alright!

Let's rock this joint

Little to the left that's it I don't know

Loki who is loki the norse god of mischief supposedly he caused so much trouble that odin banished him from valhalla forever

Look at that guy nobody's that fast at my bank i'll say

Look at that!

Look at that! it's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head

Look at the floor see that he put that right in my floor then he jumped out the window

Look I canceled my subscription because they kept stealing my paper

Look I don't know what's happening to you stanley but I do know this

Look i'll tell you what why don't you just go with your friend

Look it's not your problem i'll be okay

Look ma i'm road kill!

Look stanley when you were at ripley auto did you see anything suspicious anything at all

Look take this gun and start sneaking people out the back right

Look what I found in her car

Look what I found in her car

Looking good here my man

Looks like i'm gonna be in here for a long long time

Looks like this guy beat them to the punch

Lose him

Love makes me treat you the way that I do gee baby ain't I good to you

Love makes me treat you the way that I do gee baby ain't I good to you (2)

Love makes me treat you the way that I do gee baby ain't I good to you (3)

Maggie! what are you doing

MANAGER

May I may what i'm such a mess oh of course

May I see those pyjamas mr ipkiss

Maybe if you tried a little actual police work

Maybe it was you who helped him out with the bank job

Maybe you did maybe you didn't who knows right

Mayor TiIton, did you see that dog?

Mayor tilton i'm so what the hell is wrong with you kellaway

Mayor tilton may we have a word with you

Me no I don't even have a car you know 'cause they pollute

Merde

Milo better forget about me buddy

Milo no no! no! no no! stop it

Milo no!

Milo this could be dangerous you stay here and be a good boy

Milo!

Milo! (2)

Milo! (3)

Milo! (4)

Milo! come on

Milo! get the keys get them! find them get the keys

Milo! go on

Milo! good boy come on come on

Milo! milo

Miss what did you say your name was

Miss... What was your name?

Mouse trap

Mouse trap...

Move it!

Mr ipkiss hi

Mr ipkiss! hi hi

My book is about masks as a metaphor mr ipkiss

My friend will be along here any minute I better go

My game it goes straight to hell you could too

My Iife is wrecked. Wrecked.

My new carpet!

Nice little talk with the cops

No come on

No dorian tyrel was the mask I saw it with my own eyes

No i've gotta see tina but what do I do I mean do I go as myself or the mask

No it wasn't me it was the one armed man

No way!

No way!

No! guard guard guard! there's a woman's being chased through the alleyway there come on! she needs help

Nobody ever kissed me like dorian tyrel

Not bad shut up and help me down all right

Not to worry this'll put the color back in your cheeks my friend

Now how about that account we have several different plans savings checking savings and checking

Now I have some forms for you to fill out

Now like napoleon I will divide and conquer

Now sorry wrong pocket

Now what can I do for you bub

Now you have to ask yourself one question do I feel lucky well do you punks

Now you're being cynical

Now, how about that account?

Of course

Officer are you writing notes

Officers arrest those men i've always wanted to say that

Oh I don't know tell you ramsey said look I will take care of ramsey

Oh jeez!

Oh man forget her

Oh my god

Oh my god i'm late! keys keys where's the keys damn

Oh my god! this has gotta be a new breed

Oh no no actually I was just gonna ask you a few questions really about what

Oh stanley! do you realize how much mail we got about that letter

Oh that car yeah yeah

Oh that's right you and stanley right you two are getting awfully close

Oh yeah you can explain everything explain this!

Okay

Okay come on! come here get up get up here!

Okay lady time's up

Okay twinkle toes I wanna know where my money is and I wanna know right now

Okay you boys are on your own now I gotta get go downstairs and make sure i'm seen

Okay you said loki was a night god maybe it only works at night

One week to get out of town after that i'll use your empty little skull to break in my new nine iron

OnIy the cr me de Ia cr me need appIy.

Only the creme de la creme need apply

Open up! come on i'm getting blisters on my fingers

Or maybe we should call the irs and see if we can arrange a little vacation for you at club fed

Or we can just take all your money and throw it in a big mattress back there

Or we'II fire.

Our love is like a red red rose and I am a little thorny je t'adore! je t'adore!

Party's over everyone let's go!

Peggy brandt wait a minute peggy brandt of ask peggy yeah that's right

Picture of kellaway's wife what margaret!

PIeasure's aII mine.

PoIice!

Police! hands up!

Police! open up!

Possibly a representation of one of the norse night gods maybe loki

Put it on! put it on!

Put me down right now or I am never coming back here thanks

Put some effort into it!

Put the cheese down and get the keys go on! over there over there

Put your hands up but you told me to freeze alright alright unfreeze

QUIET PLEASE

ReaIIy big sungIasses, nerf baII...

ReaIIy good.

ReaIIy?

ReaIIy?

Really big sunglasses

Really do I look bad

Really they say he's pretty weird looking yeah but you ought to see him dance

Remember how I taught you not to jump up on people forget all that

Right

Ripley auto finishing you're a customer of theirs aren't you

RIPLEY'S AUTO FINISHING

Romeo! this whole place is gonna blow in a couple of minutes!

Rubber chicken

Run milo!

Search him

Seat belts

See I have an inner ear problem sometimes I can't hear anything

See that man over there he's got keys yeah go get those keys go get them go get the keys go get them

See you

See you on the inside

See you!

Sharing a sunset with me

She is so coy I love it

She wouId never...

She's an artist she's she's sensitive

Shoot him!

Shoot the window I don't care!

Shoot! Shoot!

Shoot! shoot! (gun shots)

Shut up!

Si senorita I know that you will like to chicky boom chick it's very nice so full of spice

Sign right here and press down hard there's no price there will be

Sir she's a perspective client of stanley's oh really

Sit back and reIax

Small mouthed bass

Smart dog

Smoking

Smoking!

Smoking! (2)

Smoking.

Snap out of it come on this dance is over! let's go! follow me officers!

Snooze!

Snooze!

So did anyone find out who he is

So dr neuman you're saying that everybody wears a mask

So how do we get in what are you kiddin' leave it to me

So what do you think

So what kind of account do you have in mind

So what time should I pick you up

So why are you covering this story

So you got a warrant this time or did you stop by for a nightcap

Some prowIer broke in and attacked Mrs. Peenman.

Somebody help me!

Somebody stole your pyjamas

Somebody stop me

Somebody with red hair and full pouting lips a white blouse green jacket and a name tag

Someone hit the joint before got her

Something wrong?

Son of a bitch!

Sorry fellas waste not want not

Sorry son that's not my department

Sorry son the dog was rabid had to put it down

Sorry stanley you really are a great guy I just can't lose my condo you know how hard it is to find an apartment in this city

Sorry, wrong pocket.

Stand back and observe

StanIey Ipkiss...

StanIey, get in!

StanIey, wait.

Stanley hurry!

Stanley I couldn't do that

Stanley ip kiss

Stanley ipkiss

Stanley listen to me

Stanley this is great

Stanley this is serious there's gotta be a way to stop him

Stanley wait stanley stanley!

Stanley you are the nicest guy really you are

Stanley!

Stanley! (2)

Stanley! (3)

Stanley! (4)

Stanley! (5)

Stanley! (6)

Stanley! stanley get in!

Start dancing i'll blow your brains out

Stay behind! that's it that's it! nobody's getting in

Step right up here don't be shy! nobody likes a bashful leather head

Stop that man!

Stupid she would never

Sure stanley ipkiss is gonna fall right into my lap

Sure you're not gonna miss this guy when he's gone all that's left is me

Sure.

Take it easy I got the point

Tell auntie em to let old yeller out

Tell me how's this mask work I don't know you just put it on

Tell me more bwana

Tell scarlet I do give a damn

Tell tiny tim I won't be coming home this christmas

Thank you so much for being with us today

Thank you you love me you really love me

Thank you.

Thanks a million I owe you one

Thanks for dropping by

Thanks for everything stanley

Thanks for what lots of things

Thanks stanley you really are a nice guy

That guy dancing with tina he's dead meat come on

That letter you sent my column that was from a guy with more guts and more heart than any of the creeps that i've met in this city

That man is the mask

That night at the cIub I knew..

That was the most sickening display i've ever seen

That'll be all ipkiss

That's a spicy meatball

That's an interesting tie mister ipkiss stanley ipkiss

That's correct wendy

That's correct wendy we all wear masks metaphorically speaking

That's got to hurt

That's it sweetheart now just a little bit to the right

That's it this party's over in 10 minutes

That's it yeah get the key no not not the cheese the keys

That's it!

That's ridiculous oh is it

That's the guy.

That's what they're there for

The brake drums are shot and you need a new transmission what all I wanted was an oil change

The coco bongo club hottest new joint in town

The cops tried to shut the club down this morning

The doctor is about to operate

The dog was rabid, had to put it down.

The guy they say robbed this place the mask I think he was at the club last night

The Ioaner?

The loaner the loaner

The mask no it was the guy inside the mask it was you all along

THE MASK ROBS BANK

The masks we wear

The methane emissions reaIIy pick up the coIors.

The money better be here ipkiss or you can ip kiss your ass goodbye

The money better be here...

The poIice want the mask.

The police are looking for the mask so we'll give them the mask

The senoritas they sing and they swing with their romero it's very nice so full of spice

The swat team got an offer to open in vegas

The way that I do

Then he couId have banished him into that mask.

Then he could have banished him into that mask

Then we're all in big trouble and if I were you i'd get out of town fast

There can't be 2 idiots with pyjamas like these

There he is!

There he is! let's get him

There you go son now get out of here you bother me

There's always time for one last kiss

There's nothing too good for a boy that's so true gee baby ain't I good to you

There's nothing too good for a boy that's so true gee baby ain't I good to you (2)

They caII me Cuban Pete I'm the king of the rumba beat

They call me cuban pete i'm the king of the rumba beat when I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom chick chicky boom

They got me paying taxes for what I gave to you gee baby ain't I good to you

They got me paying taxes...

They say you've been using the place to run your own small time scams

They're out they're sold out that means there's no more

Things change

This couId be dangerous. Stay here and be a good boy.

This guy's incorrigible

This is a mistake

This is a piece of wood

This is an interesting piece mr ipkiss looks like fourth or fifth century scandinavian

This is impossible

This is incredible with these powers I could be a superhero I could fight crime protect the innocent work for world peace but first

This is kellaway I need back up and I need it now

This is the moment of truth when a man shows what he's really made of

This is your big production number

This isn't his grift man

This pIace wiII bIow!

This young man here just saved our lives

Those pyjamas are impossible this actually happened

Those pyjamas those those those pyjamas were stolen

Tina carlyle pleased to meat you the pleasure's all mine

Tina come here

Tina come on you can't you can't

Tina get out of here get lost!

Tina what are you doing here

Tina!

Tonight i'm gonna take you on a love safari deep into the darkest heart of the urban jungle

Too bad she's aIready taken.

Too bad she's already taken

Trust me buddy this is going to be the perfect night on the town

Turn down those cartoons!

Use the radio what you know call for backup or something

Wait a minute where is everybody something's not kosher here

Wait just a minute

Wait! I can explain everything

Want to be my date

Watch it chunky!

Watch it! i'm sorry

We all wear masks metaphorically speaking

We have a crisis on our hands here and you stroll in over an hour late if I have to put up with your behaviour

We have a giraffe

We suppress the id our darkest desires and adopt a more socially acceptable image

We're going to go to a party tonight we're going to have one hell of a time aren't we yes

Well I always have time for the press and my loyal constituents

Well I better be going

Well I hope you can enjoy the victory with one freaking eye!

Well I just can't let her sit home all alone

Well if you think of anything this is my number this is my you know personal number

Well if you weren't busy oogling girlie pictures you might get some work done around here

Well it looks like some sort of mob tactic there it is boys she broke the case

Well it's nothing any american with balls of steel wouldn't do for his community

Well see here's the thing my very best girlfriend just came into town and I know she'd be dying to go to this so could we maybe get an extra ticket for her

Well that's what you are ipkiss a big nothing

Well the book is of course the masks we wear by dr arthur neuman

Well the next time she comes in you be sure to send her to my office

Well this is coming right out of your security deposit ipkiss

Well you don't look real fabulous now

Well you're lucky we caught these problems now before they caused you some serious trouble

What

What a rush

What a rush.

What about the club I thought you were doing great

What are they going to do to me sarge what are they going to do

What are you doing here

What are you doing here (2)

What are you doing here (3)

What are you looking at you you're losing it dorian

What do the lab reports say

What do we do with ipkiss

What do you know about this mask character mask

What do you see mr ipkiss

What does niko have to say about this nothing

What happened

What I got is probable cause

What is it murray

What is that supposed to mean

What the hell are you doing