Ricky Berwick Soundboard Edit

A couple races.

A major ladybug let.

A peace gesture. Can you do that?

A quiet birthday.

About a year ago he tried to meet a minor from the Internet for a quote UN quote cupcake.

Adam Lee

Ah ah ah.

Ah, down she goes.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Fuck this game and they're playing this shitty ass game again.

All right then.

All.

Almost done.

Alright my friend.

Alright, alright this is my logo.

Alright, because that's all I have at the moment. I would add more, but you know.

Alright, don't you forget about that date? Mark that date on your God damn.

Alright, it's gonna turn on.

Alright, perfect and then we're gonna turn it on right here.

Alright, that's more like trash and dunking on another world when it matches and no stop it now.

Alright, then why didn't you ask me for some help? You need some. First of all, look at your walls bro.

Alright. 3.

Amber Heard, took a shit on my bed. I know how you feel.

And and.

And balls.

And he goes, are you OK?

And I go one day without looking at something fucked up.

And I never got a chance to tell.

And I was not really any.

And just me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation. Come on Barbie let's go party.

And people like that like they can't stop either. It's like they'll just keep working and it's like it's just like too. He puts he. He's told me he's like, dude, I edit all my shit myself. 99% of i...

And place it right on top.

And place them on the cookie.

And that's a that's a fake baby. I'm not gonna go pray for a fake baby that you can get at wall.

And that's how you turn on a gaming community. The second are you people shooting each other?

And that's my origin story.

And that's why there is no God.

And they're gonna shut the hell up when I'm working.

And very happy very happy.

And when it's Rondo is renting their apartments hallway as a living space for $550, no, this is a listing found on Facebook marketplace and it basically says that you will be living in a hall and s...

And you are, Luigi.

And you know the drill. Who needs vegetables when you can eat testicles. Eat your testicles.

And you want to start to eat.

And you're gonna have to get past all of us.

And.

And. He laughs and goes.

Any minute?

Anyway.

Are those reeses egg balls?

Are you gonna do is stop the pop?

Are you gonna give it away to one of my fellow Christians tonight?

Are you into Ice Age?

Are you ready to clap?

Are you ready?

Are you ready? Are you ready ready?

Are you ready? Are you ready?

As a peace offering.

As you can probably see from my face.

At least you enjoy my musical skills.

Baby.

Back God.

Be a gamer.

Because I'm hungry.

Because I'm telling you I'm not crippled so I'm not gonna go do your land.

Because no one wants to see your face.

Bees.

Berwick baby, where the hell is my man?

Bitch.

Bon apetite.

Bro, I have four wheels you have.

But but look at Bill. OK, let me just show.

But Daddy wait, wait, I can fix him. We're trying to convince him, not make miracles. Everybody knows about my Shrek TV.

But I like talking to him.

But I'm actually pretty strong.

Bye bye so long.

Can I go inside yet? Welcome to the Christianity hotline. How you doing tonight? What I'm doing are you pray.

Can I have my Reese's bag?

Can I just have some fucking milk?

Can I use you as a coaster?

Can you hold my reeses?

Can't do shit. You got another rim and hire me.

Can't hide. A lot of people don't know. That the male Turkey produces. Milk, what? I bet your cat isn't trained like my cat.

Change it, check home.

Check out with. These hands can do.

Chicken nugget. Kick the fucking nugs

Coincidence? I think not.

Come on, boys, let's go. Ricky, what are you doing in here? What are you doing back here? I'm sorry. Are you really sorry?

Come on, let's go.

Come on, you gonna come.

Come on.

Comma.

Comma. Come on.

Comma. Come on.

Compliment him.

Compliment the guy compliment.

Cookies OK.

Cool.

Dear God Please don't let Ricky punch the fake baby.

Diane villa

Did you get? Did you get me anything? For my birthday I did get you something for your friend.

Did you just order something from Amazon?

Did you know about my Shrek alarm clock?

Did you think he can win?

Did you wanna fuck me like a fucking pancake that's what this means I do not wanna bang you like pancake you see no no one no why did you just do that?

Didn't work.

DIRECTV comes with this.

Do but set one for the side for now.

Do the Tesla scooter I can show you how it works? Here are the Tesla scooter keys alright? We're gonna put it in.

Do you think we can play fucking hockey?

Do you wanna play Super Smash Bros?

Does your computer have tits?

Doesn't it run dry?

Don't believe me?

DVD player.

Each and everyone of them.

Easter is worth it.

Edited videos that have a lot going on with like green screens and crazy effects. Yeah, and he goes. He's not just sitting there talking, he's not phoning it in he's.

Enjoy.

Erector

Even though it will, even though the big fake baby won't feel the pain that cause Ricky's not strong enough to punch the baby.

Evil cripple.

Face me.

Family Guy.

First one of the season. Fuck.

First, you wanna take 2.

For Bitcoin mining.

Fuck no, it's just the principle. Making

Fuck the environment.

Fuck you little bitch little motherfucker. I'll cripple you like a cripple me. Show me where strong are you?

Fuck you, this is how I get Liam's bookies out. I did this in front of my friends and family not thinking anything of it. They literally were like dry heaving like like I put my mouth over his nose...

Fuck you, you're going to hell.

Fucking men, I really just sometimes I think there should be a freebie. Just give me one fucking freebie where I can.

Fucking nipple. Today we're gonna milk a cat.

Fun fact, I didn't really watch Godzilla. I'm more of a King Kong fan. Do you like King Kong? I like the one with Jack Black. Jack Black is funny. Jack Black knows comedy unlike me. I'm kinda cring...

Fun. Defeat away. My dog stepped on a bee.

Get out of my space.

Get out. Get out, stop chasing me, you son of a bitch.

Get the hell out of here.

Get.

Go there. Welcome to the Christianity hotline. What are you doing on here too?

God, you don't wanna worship your bill.

Gotcha. Not be rude.

Guess what, what are you gonna go do to the bed?

Guess what?

Guess who?

Guys I want you go to his profile, the OG EDP and report his God damn page. We can add fucking P words on here alright.

Guys this is eddp.

Happy birthday crippled. I heard it's your birthday and I am here to wish you happy birthday. Nobody paid me to say this at all.

Happy birthday I love you Ricky. I hope you get lots of presents. You get cake. I hope you get a Reese's cake. I hope you possibly get rat poisoning from the from the Reese's cake, but well, let's ...

Happy it's not supposed to happen.

Happy Mother's Day.

Has anyone seen my Nintendo Switch? I swear.

Have you completely fulfilled your donations to the ACLU and the children?

He had a perfect table.

He he looked at me.

He is yelling his ass off. He's crawling around the floor.

He Ricky, I'm done polishing your wheelchair and anything else you.

He's been innocence.

He's crippled now. One of us! One of us! One of us!

He's eating my cookie.

He's great, he's great like to put out that much content is I wish people knew how hard that was to do it is, you know, it's it's killer and I think a lot. They don't. People that they don't realize.

Hear me out.

Hello I am in.

Here we go.

Here.

Here's your freebie.

Hey babe. Do you like a handyman?

Hey Google.

Hey Pikachu, you're a bitch.

Hey smile. Smile.

Hey y'all, so pretty much man.

Hey, what the.

Hey, where did baby go? No no. If I look funny.

Hey.

Hey. How's it going?

Hi my.

Hi there.

Hmm.

Hold your God damn Cooper and you're gonna watch Toy Story.

How are you doing? No, no no no no no no.

How are you? What did I just tell you? Why would you have the baby? There is no why, no? Why would you eat the baby? I'm just trying to prove a point.

How come you don't like?

How did your body physically feel when you see me do that?

How do you say I love you babe in Chinese?

How many times do I have to tell?

How, how, how how? Is the.

I already have stress.

I am a hard worker. I work hard I being wrong? Owner. How are they?

I believe in free.

I can do a lot of things.

I can do this all day. Hey babe.

I didn't see anything. Doing

I do have a soft spot for Donovan.

I don't even like candy.

I don't get.

I don't have a scar. I have a tumor.

I don't know we're looking at about 240.

I don't know what happened next, you know this?

I don't know word you can use.

I don't need it. OK, thank you very much, Ricky, but I already have Shrek on DVD.

I don't need the jealousy in your.

I don't wanna see them. My Christian viewers don't wanna see them either.

I don't want no trouble bro.

I don't want no trouble. No trouble.

I don't want you to finger.

I finally got a powerful graphics card. Yeah, I'm gonna use this.

I guess anyway, it's time for some PlayStation 5.

I guess you can't handle Johnny.

I had daddy.

I hate the minions.

I have not yet you're a fucking liar.

I have special needs.

I know it's not a real baby, but that baby that's fake still has feet.

I look like shit. iPhone doesn't let you move your apps wherever you want. It just forces them to go up there. Like what the heck?

I love refugees.

I love you more than Reese.

I love you so much.

I mean, what if they're clean would if they're washed? It doesn't matter. I don't want to see anyone see. I don't wanna see your face.

I own a scooter.

I say you take about maybe three reasons.

I still don't know what the hell this is.

I think you're just being a slut.

I thought I raised you right?

I what the fuck? Why won't it stop?

I will be nothing. Graduation. How to vacation? Dedication people. Change.

I will never stop collecting check stuff never.

I.

I'll be going to the Canadian London Comic Con. I hope to see you there. We can take pictures. We can get some merch. You can get me reesie.

I'll probably die. That's the Canadian London Comic Con. Go to their website For more information, but what other information do you need other than I'm gonna be there on September 17th to the 8th?

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world. My life is plastic. It's fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress.

I'm a whore anyway.

I'm checking in with me.

I'm done with Reese's period.

I'm fucking white bitch hey.

I'm going to lick the poop out of your cat's ass.

I'm gonna breakthrough.

I'm gonna have to decline your offer.

I'm gonna poop in your God damn fridge.

I'm gonna poop on your God damn blue door. I'm gonna poop on your God damn pillow.

I'm gonna win. Screw you, man. No man, God damn it.

I'm holding one of the holy grails of the comic book industry.

I'm just kidding. I'll give you a like.

I'm just saying you'll get sweaty and put more sweat on the walls than paint. No, I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna paint your entire room. It's already let me help you. I painted it.

I'm not excited for Easter.

I'm not, I'm too old for you.

I'm painting my walls bill.

I'm sorry for everything I've done I wanna make.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry that you're a fucking loser.

I'm strong.

I'm trying to watch this Johnny Depp trial, but this stupid computer keeps freeze.

I'm white.

If you do this, it's OK. How about I pray for you? How about that if you do this, it means fuck off. You just told me to fuck off you know what did it that is your language? I didn't tell you that,...

If you're feeling sexy, let me hear you screaming. I bet I look like Chris Pratt.

In Chinese, that's why.

Influencers like Johnny Depp. I'm so glad you asked.

IPhone or don't bring politics into this. I didn't you just did or you know what? Or you know somebody? God damn cripple. Alright no, it's God forward of you iPhone is the best guy ever.

Is it back to the future?

Is it?

Is that what you're here to show up?

Isn't this nice?

It is disgusting and it goes in your shoes and it gets swept.

It is monday #monday #weekday

It sounds like you're.

It's a baby boy. Alright son, today I'm going to teach you how to be a goalie.

It's a bunch of fags.

It's a fagg.

It's because they're crippled.

It's done. Let's open it.

It's Gray. Take the fucking nut.

It's it's the key to life I could be doing a better job than him.

It's super fast, trust me.

It's this bill if you want.

Jaws, it looks like me.

Jesus Christ, man.

Jesus Christ, what the hell was that?

Johnny Depp is innocent.

Johnny did.

Just kidding.

Just the way God intended it to be.

Knock it off you cheer cripples. I'm trying to play wheelchair basketball.

Knocked me out. I'm 50% paralyzed. I won't even feel it.

Laughing cry.

Leave me alone. I'm playing Smash Bros on my Shrek TV.

Let's play.

Like can you get back in the kitchen? This is the smallest house in Toronto. Quite quite teen seeing. See it.

Like like this.

Listen lady, I have no feelings on my body whatsoever, especially in my leg.

Listen, I hate her.

Look

Look at me, look at me. Look at me.

Look at me.

Look at me. Look at me when I'm talking to you.

Mail hey smile smile, smile, smile, smile, smile we we actually have a human being in the House of one of the owners, founders of Meta PC's. Hello fellow humans, how's it going? Who's your favorite...

Major bag alert. Major bag alert back.

Make it. Take the nut.

Maybe we'll be OK, Amy.

Maybe you could paint my house now?

Miami-Dade.

Milk. Melt.

Mobility Tesla scooter. This Tesla scooter is one-of-a-kind and can go twice as fast as a regular Tesla. I don't work for Elon Musk, I just believe in him so it would come over here.

Mommy is pregnant.

Music.

My dad has to pee.

My own.

Need of of an an animated.

Neither. No, there's no. Right, it's a scary woman run.

Never I just put myself a quarter million debt for a piece of paper and a tassel. What are you doing? I just bought this $10,000 gaming computer with my face on.

New. Wait, I could fix this?

Nintendo when allow that.

No idea and you asked me to go to do what you wanted and I did it. You went like that, which means fuck off. OK. Now listen, I didn't offend you at all. I wasn't trying to be offensive.

No no no no.

No one believed me.

No, because I could do a better job.

No, I'm going to worship.

No, that's even worse.

No, they removed away right now. I don't want it are not throwing out the remote.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Nope. Barney the the movie.

Not a wheelchair.

Not all that talk about screwing up future events. The space-time continuum.

Not in the living room.

Not like vegetables.

Not my way.

Not the DVD. What are you doing? No, not the desk anything but the desk. What the fuck? Stop stop.

Not.

Nothing, nothing at all, no give it no.

Nothing. I know I look pretty God damn weak.

Now he's back on. Tick tock with over 200,000 followers. What the fuck? Tick tock.

Now I can play any high demand game I want.

Now make me a God damn sandwich.

Now that's gaming.

Now you wanna squish down a little but not too hard because you don't want to break the cook.

Now you're not. I will send you e-mail right now, Ricky.

Now.

Of the house.

Oh

Oh

Oh sweetie.

Oh wait a minute, wrong gun.

Oh yeah, peace heaven.

Ohg

Ohg

Ohh a cookie.

Ohh daddy.

Ohh my wattage is bro.

Ohh new legs.

Ohh shit. So is this a date? No. Today on my meta computer we're gonna play Minecraft.

Ohh yeah daddy oh baby Daddy yes show us your scar and tell the crazy story on how you got.

Ohhh alright if you if you had to pick a favorite you we can't get a Justin first.

Ohhh, do you see the head?

Ohio.

Ohk ohk

OK and cripple language?

OK, have you ran out of gas?

OK, how do how do we do that?

OK, I'm Mario.

OK, if you're such a painting expert and want to.

OK.

OK.

OK. All right?

Omar. Do.

On every platform you can get.

On the finger.

On the floor just like that.

On the Internet, what's your favorite phone?

On TV.

One minute later.

One of these days, these knees are going to walk all over you.

One of these you know, I'm riding the trends talking to a camera like Can you believe this guy's lookout woke? It is putting his hand over his face.

Or do I just have Boo?

Or even now.

Or have a try.

Or I might have to kiss you, baby.

Or iPhone?

Or is it?

Or the Nintendo switch.

Ow.

Owl Out.

Paint your room. Let's be realistic. You're fat and you live in the.

People are now disabling themselves by choice, and now they call themselves trans abled.

Perfect, let's set the timer.

Please don't touch my last.

Please take my.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who puts a knife between the box spring and the mattress so that if there's an intruder.

Please. Wow, what's this game?

Police.

Posting more than once a day.

Pussy doesn't like.

Rachel

Racist racist.

Racist! Racist!

Ramsey Hunt syndrome. He's crippled now. One of us, one of us, one of us, one of.

Rapper to baby.

Read.

Reading up the press free test.

Really, Shrek 2.

Received Just don't get me COVID. I'm serious.

Reese

Reese and files.

Report him. EDP

Ricky, what are you doing?

Ricky, you're really cool crippled answer me crippled you better fucking answer me. You know what mouse I was just about to play some PlayStation five? I don't need this on my 30th birthday alright...

Ricky's freak

Rig getting rid of the colored walls and we're gonna go white baby.

Right for the baby or it gets.

Rocky.

Rugrats the movie.

Scared me no. I'm.

See, I told you this guy was racist.

See. Uh.

Showing off my boy.

Shrek two Shrek 2.

Shut it donkey stop that donkey.

Shut it, donkey suck it donkey.

Shut up, shut the fuck up jinkies let's see who the real monster is. You're next.

Smash Bros is Nintendo exclusive. No way you can run there on.

Smile.

Smoking or pissing all would never pay back all over my wall.

So biometric computer at metapcs.com use code tongue for that discount.

So do you guys work with me?

So we're very hard on.

So. That's.

Some of you don't deserve this.

Sorry Johnny. Sorry, looks like you need a new computer. Have you heard of a PC's no listen? We're met at PC's we build custom computers for gamers creators Johnny Depp fans.

Speed. I am speed.

Spinning around, he's always coming up with new and interesting ways to evolve the form.

Sponge Bob. SpongeBob the movie on VHS.

Spy.

Staring contest.

Stop playing that up your butt.

Stop smiling.

Stupid cat.

Suck my way.

Suck my wife.

Suck my.

Take the nugget. Please don't touch my cookie.

Tampa how many times do I have to tell you to take your medication?

Taylor Swift

Tearing up

Thank you for watch.

Thank you today, I'm gonna show you how to get free diabetes.

Thank you, you may go.

Thank you.

That are ready to ship. You see listen Death fan. That means it ships tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.

That bullshit man? That's not the B word $45.00 every hour I'm going to pay now everyone in your house and it'll only take me about five to six hours.

That gave them words. No, it's not.

That girl can't do that. That's racism.

That God damn mental hospital. Hey Alexa, God damn it. What now should I eat this cookie? Why the fuck are you asking me? God damn. Fuck no, they're starving children in Africa. That won't cookies ...

That is just the TV from the character of Dreamwork.

That sumbitch never takes a day.

That that's not a real baby, though. That's just that's just a a fake baby face for the baby.

That you know.

That's a boy. Come on, get in there.

That's for him, but he is also a dude that is soft as fuck behind. He's like he cares. He cares about doing the right thing, making sure the right people win. He's a good guy. Probably been three y...

That's good fantastic.

That's healthy.

That's how you get free diabetes.

That's right, everybody gets a free.

That's that's really amazing. Walking amazing what's a hill that you're willing to die on 1000% of the time? I'll go first, no, I'll go first.

That's when we connected. So when we connected it's retro time.

That's your boy.

That's.

The crash.

The cupcakes.

The day we met.

The fuck is going on in here.

The Nintendo 3DS.

The pain.

The Shrev the way it's meant to be. Well, if you wanna go do that, that's fine. I'm gonna be worshipping Jesus.

The the work ethic of that guy I I can't keep hitting this.

The word retard is not a slur. I own the word OK, this is my shirt.

The, but he's just a friendly dude. Yeah, he's a good dude. He wants to see funny win too. You know like he likes, yeah.

Then why do you literally look like this?

Then you want to place it.

Then you wanted to.

There we go. There we go. Stop stop.

There's badly corn in there. What are you doing? It's so good bell worship the Shrek TV.

There's no candy that will convince me that Easter is worth there.

There's nothing wrong with my walls. What's wrong with them? They're.

They shady you wanna play some Mario Kart?

They want it. I do not want them out. Throw it away.

They will never like you. It will.

Things like you do. You got your mouth open pretty.

This guy's a hard worker. No, I'm a hard worker. I work really hard. You should have hired me.

This is a 23 year old girl that was caught in the volcano eruption in Palma Bee in.

This is a McDonald's.

This is a P word.

This is my meta gaming computer. This computer is made just for me.

This is my review of the God damn PlayStation 2.

This is so nice of.

This is so.

This isn't Elden ring.

This may look like a corn dog, but it's actually not. This is soap. When I ran it under the water.

This me and nobody else.

This syndrome, called.

This year I was born with it and it's ready to pop.

Those bastards.

Three, why that prayer does not say that baby listen up. I'm gonna make sure you're on worldstar that was big. That's gonna be some big news I'm getting I'm getting keemstar I'm getting kingstar be...

To one minute.

To prove.

Today

Today I am going to paint myself white.

Today I'm going to show Amber Heard how to cry.

Today I'm going to show you how I turn on my meta PC.

Today we're going to water cool my media gaming computer with water.

Today with it I'm gonna show you how to get it to go right foot left foot.

Today's finally the day that I go fuck myself.

Triple O.

Trust me, I'm an expert. I've been a lawyer for 50 years. That's a year. Say that that's a hit.

Turn them away, admit it, they're nice.

Uh, what are you doing with that ribbon?

Uh.

Uh. He's a PW.

Umm?

Umm?

Umm?

Umm? I have a.

Use code amber.

Wait?

Walk, walk.

Walk, walk.

Wanna lick them? What are you doing now?

Watch me crush this soda can with one hand.

Wax off, but at that isn't that how you do karate.

Way mine mine.

We don't work with Johnny Depp, but you know who we do?

We go like this.

We were laughing and joking. I think we were playing rainbow.

We're following along, that's great.

Well hippity my.

Well it is gonna rain. You're probably gonna kick my ass to be honest. Yeah.

Well Ricky go, he's our man. If he can't do it, no one can.

Well then give it to goodwill or stop your bear wasn't there.

Well, Bill, Jesus isn't physically here. The Shrek TV is.

Well, I don't want you hearing some fake baby that would be that that would just would. That wouldn't make any sense then pray no OK, I'll pray for the baby.

Well, I figured. What the hell?

Well, I worship it. Why are you worshipping so?

Well, it's almost done.

Well, not petite.

Well, would you get me? Can you guess what movie it is?

What are you doing with that Trek TV? Are you watching some sort of movie?

What are you? What is this?

What could go wrong?

What did you do with that money? $7 million in total was donated to. I split it between the ACLU and Children's Hospital, Los Angeles.

What did you get me alright, let's fucking play it, bitch.

What does he do for you, Ricky? He's paying for me. I will pay for you. You can replace him with me.

What else should I translate?

What is me having to do with a little bit away? What does that have to do with me helping you with a paint job?

What the absolute?

What the fuck do you mean? What the hell I worked my ass off trying not to disappear and trying to avoid having sex.

What the fuck do you wanna play Minecraft on?

What the fuck happened to you?

What the fuck is happening? Put the phone to your forehead. What the fuck are you doing?

What the fuck is this?

What the fuck is this?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck? Don't you like cookies?

What the hell are you doing on my bed?

What the hell are you doing on my property?

What the hell are you looking at honestly? You're weird dead eyes. They are weird. Super weird. I could help you. Today. I'm going to show you how to turn on a gaming computer.

What the hell did I just say?

What the hell is this?

What the hell? I did not look like mclovin.

What wood wood?

What? I have my shit.

What? Won't punch a cripple.

What? You can't waste Kenya.

What? You wanna nugg?

What's everyone looking at?

What's the best way to?

What's the most attractive language Chinese?

What's your favorite movie poster?

When he when he pushed beyond the wheelchair up the stairs.

When not dry.

When swim.

Where you have is a pee pee fetish.

White swim swim.

Who gives a fuck? Check out my Spiderman TV.

Who gives a fuck? I'm playing switchboard.

Who said he could be in my space?

Who the fuck is my celebrity BFF?

Whoops, I try.

Why are you in here? No, no. The fridge is off limits.

Why did you get me for my birthday?

Why didn't you ask for any help I would have?

Why do you have my sandwich?

Why does the wheelchair guy hate the minions?

Why don't you wanna see my?

Why is Doctor Burke here? I wanted to create a video for those in.

Why is love so fucking difficult? Today we're gonna eat something from the fucking fridge.

Why man this baby has been called a comeback. Hi, I'm Ricky Broeck and I created the 1st.

Why ohh what the hell man get your hand out here. Your hands should be in there what the hell man disgusting?

Why waste your time trying game when you can try to earn a little money and invest. Invest in the movie.

Why would I want to look at this?

Why?

Why? Wait why? I love it.

With my mother hey smile.

With the market. Take the fucking nugget.

Would you rather have the brand new PS5 right or a lovely weekend with these three ladies and you can do anything you want with.

Wow, it worked.

Wow, these knees were made for walking and that's just what they'll do.

Wow, you fucking suck. Hey Ricky, can you do this?

Wow.

Wow.

Yahoo no.

Yeah bro, your computer's cool and all.

Yeah dude, I'm not paying you a better job. I'm paying all the walls in your house. Yes, I'm a real hard worker. Do you? Charge $45.00 an hour.

Yeah yeah, go to metropcs.com, configure a new PC or.

Yeah, Donovan friend of the show. I don't know you guys. I was asking Zach Ohh shit ohh yeah wow favorite child. OK I'm always every single time I will always say.

Yeah, go.

Yeah, I knew that was coming good, Ricky boy he he's my boy. He's the superstar for sure. Dude he's great. He's he's a good friend too like he's I wish people and I don't.

Yeah, I'm gonna be.

Yeah, I'm just crippled.

Yeah, it's because you're crippled. Put those girls away now, but why?

Yeah, losing. Why?

Yeah, OK, you're under arrest for being too high. Thank you.

Yeah, put down the way it's because they're crippled away.

Yeah, that's a joke.

Yeah, whatever this is, I don't know and then.

Yeah, why wouldn't we be able to?

Yeah, you take.

Yeah.

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Yeah. Hey guys I just want you all know that today is national. Send a booty pic day so you have us into Booty pic today. Go ahead and do it right now because time is running out because shit hip h...

Yeah. Shoe.

Yeah. You just insulted me.

Yes.

Yo Adrian. Israel.

Yo, I'm fucking sick and tired not playing video games right with these fucking hands bro. I'm about to fix this shit.

Yo, what the hell are reeses things? It's spotless, like you expect to just have normal raises and reeses pieces, but this this is going overboard. All they're doing it for is God damn money. Alrig...

You are there.

You better pray.

You can't keep me in this TV forever.

You do what are you doing?

You do.

You gotta do this to me.

You guys want to see my dad?

You have your.

You knock him.

You know what I wanna play on some bitches. I'm in danger.

You know what that means?

You know what this is? It's a faggot.

You know what you deserve?

You know what? Fuck you?

You know you can play that on the steam deck.

You know you wanted. I'm on a strict diet now I'm done, you're sure.

You see the head ohh would you rather.

You sell me the God damn house.

You son of a bitch. Today I'm gonna microwave my cat.

You think I would just go and want to see someone?

You think you're cool? No.

You wanna go on that date yet? Oh my God, I love playing Smash Bros on the Nintendo Switch. Best console ever.

You wanna Make Love what do you mean Make Love?

You wanna take the other cookie now?

You wanna talk?

You want some reeses.

You want three.

You want to meet an animal species that science didn't even know existed.

You Why?

You won't believe me, Google?

You would realize no thanks. It's a waste of my time. What are you chicken?

You're breaking news. Jaden Hossler and Nessa bear have unfollowed each other on Instagram.

You're crazy.

You're doing a real good job.

You're fucking fired.

You're getting it. You're gonna get me back, stop, get out of my online. Meet that crystal.

You're gonna sit here, you're gonna shut up.

You're lying, that's bullshit.

You're my favorite person in the whole world.

You're not nice.

You're paying really, really, really, really, really, really good.

You're still on my space.

You're supposed to do that. Do this bill, but I'm not crippled. Why would I do that? Do this if you want.

You're the perfect protector.

12 seconds later.

321 go. I'm winning. I am. Faster still you man. You ain't shit. Fuck you man. I'm an elder trans queer revolutionary anarchist OK.