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Did I have no idea you're saying what you just said. I have no idea what you're saying.

Don't know you're saying you're mumbling.

Dude, whatever. I don't know who the hell you are dude.

Excuse me

Front desk.

Hello.

Hi this is Christine, I can help you.

I did not call you.

I didn't call you, I'm gonna tell you again.

I don't even know what I thought you are.

I don't have it made a phone call.

I don't have the cops over here in two seconds.

I don't know what who is this.

I don't know who you are, who you are trying to call.

I don't know who's calling you. This is a fucking hotel. Go fuck yourself.

I don't know, dude, I don't. I haven't made one freaking phone call in this place since since probably 10:00 o'clock. So whoever is calling you, it ain't me.

I have no idea.

I haven't made one freaking phone call in this place since probably 10:00 o'clock, so whoever is calling you, it ain't me.

I haven't used the phone who are you talking to? Who is this?

I know that.

I, I believe there's somebody in the hotel trying to call you dude.

I'm gonna hang up now do it because I'm not calling you too.

Maybe someone in one of the rooms is calling you.

Maybe there's somebody in the hotel calling you.

No ones called you.

Now if I'm going to hang up again, you gonna call me back.

So if you knew what room it was coming from, you instead of going to the front desk and you call me back, you can hit their room. But the problem is, there's no way of knowing what room is calling ...

So why? Why you being nasty to me when I'm just trying to tell you what's going on?

So you're blaming something on somebody that is not happening.

So you're telling me to go fuck myself because I'm trying to explain to you what is going on.

Somebody in this hotel is calling your number, but it's not me.

The reason why you keep on calling me back.

There's probably someone in this hotel trying to call you.

This is a hotel I don't know who the heck you're talking to like this. I don't call anybody.

This is a hotel you keep on calling back to front desk and I believe that someone from somebody in one of our rooms is using their phone to call you and you can't directly call them back. You only ...

Well, yeah, but I'm telling you buddy, is that someone? I think if this is a hotel you keep on calling back to front desk and I believe that someone from somebody in one of our rooms is using their...

What are you talking about? No ones called you from this phone.

What did I do?

Who are you?

Who is this?

Would you have caller ID?

Yeah I would. I would. I would assume that someone somebody in this hotel is calling your number, but it's not me.

You got my God damn cell phone number. OK, what's my cell phone number?

You there?

You think?

You told me 18,000 fucking times already.

You're a tough guy.