Hotel Transylvania Edit

A fire started mysteriously one night, and it kiIIed both of them.

A human music festival?

A human! A human!

A human.

A place for them and their families to come to and be themselves.

A place of peace, relaxation

A place void of torches, pitchforks, angry mobs.

A secret mind controller?

A torture device?

Absolutely.

All leading to my daughter's birthday extravaganza tomorrow.

All right, Dad, all right.

All right, everybody, get back to work now.

All right, let's just run through it on foot.

All right, maybe just a little.

All right, third time's a...

All right. Continue.

Allowing more movement to strangle us

Always great to be out of the shadows for a couple days.

Always with the sand.

And "Dad, l don't want to know about that."

And another successful year of refuge from them!

And back. And up. And twist.

And he can't get through this crowd!

And if a human tries to harm you

And if you're keeping him company, then he's not planning.

And Iisten to baIIads of the man named Sting

And it was no mystery who killed her.

And it was so nice seeing Mavis laughing and hitting it off with him.

And l just kind of followed them to this, like, amazing castle.

And l was just mountain climbing with some dudes...

And look out for pitchforks.

And Mavis, if she saw you, she would know that l lied. No!

And placing them, party planner.

And pull it back. And up. And push.

And push.

And then l met a girl and felt a different thing

And then the plan, it's... lt doesn't get planned.

And then these losers wouldn't get off the bandstand.

And then we'll be back on our way.

And then you will say you hurt your back and you have to leave.

And there was only one lady in the Zing for me

And they are wearing less clothing,

And they had garlic on bread.

And they're very loud!

And this is just some stuff that l thought l would need.

And tranquility.

And twist. And back.

And up. And twist.

And who's not going to go into a spooky forest, right?

And why is he picking his nose?

And with egg whites.

And you know l want you to have the bestest, specialest party of your life.

And you know that l know that a Dracula's word is sacred.

And you specifically said that you gave me your word.

And, girl, you used to suck a binky

Another birthday for my sweet little Mavis,

Any humans daring to even look over there will run away real quick.

Anybody out there?

Anyway, what brings you here?

Are these monsters going to kill me?

Are we at the hotel?

As a father, you do everything to keep your family safe,

Augustus, Porridge Head, come on!

Auntie Eunice, maybe they've changed.

Auntie Wanda says you two

Awesome.

Babyclaws, you don't need to be frightened.

Bach and Beethoven this instant.

Bad things are coming your way.

Be gone.

Be right with you.

Because that village doesn't really exist!

Because you are leaving.

Because you're a monster. And l hate monsters.

Because you're Daddy's girl

Before you kill me,

Better bring, y'all Happening, y'all

Beware! For you are in my power.

Bingo! Bingo!

Block his path!

Bonjour, Dracula!

Bonjour, Monsieur Dracula!

Bonjour, Monsieur Dracula!

Boy, that kid smelled.

Boy, the wrong people get to be immortal.

Bring warm clothes and a sword.

But aren't l getting a little old for these parties?

But everyone has gone to great lengths to come see you on your birthday.

But first, we go catch some scorpions together,

But I reaIize now, chiIdren need to discover things for themselves.

But it's all blocked. We'll never make it in time.

But l blame that on the heat.

But l got in the way.

But l'm scream cheese intolerant. So, polite pass.

But now you're eating frogs and mice

But now, Mavis has feelings for you.

But seriously, watch out for fire.

But such is Iife.

But the only way they'd know the real us is if we show the real us.

But the opposite, you said.

But the worst is seeing you unhappy.

But then, a horrible tragedy happened.

But they will never

But what about the sun?

But why all the sudden interest?

But you can live with this? Lying to me? Tricking me?

But you have to believe this:

But you should be happy, Dad. There's no reason for me to leave.

But you told me you hate monsters.

But you'd make a great vampire.

But, Dad, you gave me your word,

But, of course, be smart.

But, of course, be smart.

But, sir, the emergency.

But, you know, you just got to roll.

But...

By the way, you were right about those directions.

Bye, everyone.

Can Frankenstein sign my costume? Can l meet the lnvisible Man?

Can l do anything? Can l help you?

Can l just ask, what exactly is this place?

Can l now give you mine?

Can l please talk to my backpack one more time?

Can we try that kiss over again?

Can you hear me?

Can you sign my torch?

Can you tell me for certain that if we came out in the open,

Can't believe l'm leaving, man. That could have been so great!

Can't breathe like you're choking on a chicken wing

Can't you see we're in the middle of something very normal here?

Cannonball!

Captain Control Freak?

Check it out. l'm a Franken homie.

Check out these awesome costumes.

Chicken fight!

Circles?

Climb out. Now.

Come in, Dad.

Come on now, dude man!

Come on, fellas. You know that l haven't sung in public since Martha.

Come on, just give it a try.

Come on, man.

Come on. l have an idea.

Come on. No monster's been to the Taj.

Come on. No, no, don't do that.

Cool. So, it's like a hotel for monsters?

Costumes.

Couldn't wait for this weekend.

Count Dracula arranged it for all the rooms.

Dad was right.

Dad, 30 years ago, you promised.

Dad, at some point, l'm going to get married.

Dad, can you do me a favor?

Dad, l'm allowed to do things. l'm not 83 anymore.

Dad, please, let me speak.

Dad, you said that

Dad, you were right.

Dad?

Daddy's girl

Did they know we were coming?

Did you do anything?

Did you get to rehearse at all, Zombie Beethoven?

Did you get us a table at Hunchback's?

Did you see that?

Didn't l tell you guys we'd have fun in here? ls this not the best?

Do any of your kids still respect you?

Do not disturb!

Do not disturb.

Do not disturb.

Do you even know what fun is?

Do you know how many diapers l've changed?

Do you know what doctor made me?

Do you really mean it, Dad?

Does that look like Frankenstein's head?

Don't ask me again!

Don't be sad anymore.

Don't give me the pouty batface.

Don't judge me!

Don't move.

Don't take my candy.

Don't you let anyone scoop your brains out, either.

Drac, l can't believe how calm you are about her leaving.

Drac, l swear, man, l don't run like that.

Drac, this is the 21 st century.

Drac, this'll protect you.

Drac, what's up, buddy?

Drac, you ready to throw down?

Drac! How are ya?

Drac? Drac?

Drac.

Drac. Hey, Drac. How'd it go with Mavey?

Drac's daughter's in love, and he's got to get to the airport!

Dracula?

Dracula?

Dracula.

Dude ruined everything. Suck my blood.

Dude, it's just music.

Eat my dust, gray fangs!

Either Near Blood or Blood Beaters. You can't tell the difference.

English, please.

Enough! Enough! Stop!

Esmeralda, help me.

Even if you have to break their trust.

Even more bestest, specialest if someone closer to your age helped plan the party.

Eventually, they settled down at CastIe Lubov and had a chiId.

Ever.

Every time we used to talk about love, it was always,

Everyone else, lift the capes. Protect our friend. Bleh, bleh bleh.

Everyone running, jumping, swimming with no order.

Everyone would accept us?

Everyone, stop the roughhousing!

Everyone?

Everything okay? My name is Mavis Dracula, and l...

Evil villain, you will never win!

Excuse me, l got a couple of people to express mail.

Excuse me, sir.

Excuse me! Pardon, yeah.

Excuse me? Do you know the best way to the airport?

Excuse me. Drac!

Fantastic. l'm trapped here.

Faster, baby! Faster!

Feel the Zing, y'all Ba da bing, y'all

Find us here.

Fingers away from the eyeballs! Enough!

Fire bad.

Fire!

Fire! Fire!

Fire! Yeah, yeah.

First you tell us humans are bad, now they're good.

Fly?

Folks, l'm gonna turn on the seat belt sign. Just a precaution while we...

Follow me.

For real?

Forget about me and Mom and kissing.

Frank, come on, buddy. You understand.

Frank, did you book us for a tandem massage?

Frank, if you hurt yourself...

Frank, if your arm could talk,

Frankie, my boy! Look at you!

Friends, please, stop.

From your body until you look like a deflated whoopee cushion!

G 61 .

Geronimo!

Girl

Girl

Give him a Bruce Lee kick. Right in the...

Give me a second. Yeah. Winnie! Front and center!

Glasses shaking sideways!

Go ahead.

Go back to doing what you were doing.

Go get 'em!

Go make your own paradise.

Go out on my own to see a human village!

Go to a corner, you're in a timeout!

Go, Drac, go!

Go, Drac, go!

Go, Drac!

Go. Do your thing.

Gonna knock you right out of that ring, y'all

Good morning, Mavey Wavey!

Good. Then go check on the emergency, and l'll keep him company.

Goodbye.

Got to be the best one l've been to in 500 years.

Guilty. You're irresistible.

Guys, guys. She can handle it.

Ha what what?

Hair real cute with the bangy bangs

Happy birthday, my little mouse!

Have you lost it?

He always bringing it full tilt.

He ate my sister in law.

He doesn't pay me.

He got into a car. A '86 Fiat.

He has a French accent.

He is company keeping,

He is not human. He's a Stein!

He just rolls. Rollability.

He just rolls. That's cool that he rolls.

He let me eat his scooter!

He ordered the vegetarian meal.

He put his hand in my mouth to see if it would disappear.

He says, "Behold ze human."

He says, "Dracula has brought a human into the hotel."

He says, "lt's a long story."

He says, "There is ze human."

He touched my guitar!

He would tell you that the original owner of your arm had a brother.

He'd run for the hills!

He's not gonna see me, is he?

He's not talking to you.

He's your cousin, Johnnystein.

Hello, Murray!

Hello?

Hello. Great to "see" you.

Here come good times!

Here comes the party!

Here he comes. Count Crock ula.

Here we go.

Here we go. Chicken fight! Push them off!

Here, let me just try and get them out real quick.

Here, let me show you.

Here, try it.

Hey, are we at a funeral right now?

Hey, buddy, what you been doing?

Hey, do you know you're smoking?

Hey, Drac, buddy, what's going on with your cape there?

Hey, guys, watch this.

Hey, honey!

Hey, if l stuck my hand in the lnvisible Man's mouth,

Hey, kids, reel it in.

Hey, Sniffy. What's going on?

Hey, speaking of awesome, that cape thing is killing it.

Hey, thanks for saving me back there. That guy's crazy! Trying to eat me.

Hey, wait, no! Get off me!

Hey!

Hey! Take it easy! Watch it!

Hey. What are you doing here? l thought you were planning.

Hey. Where'd you go?

Hey. You don't need a mannequin.

Hi, humans.

Hi.

High five! Don't leave me hanging.

Hold it, now. Hold it, now.

Hold that.

Holy rabies, you're on fire.

Holy rabies! Holy rabies!

Holy rabies. Thanks, Dad.

Honey,

Honey, l just didn't know where you were.

Honey, the kids threw the minibar out the window.

Honeybat.

Housekeeping!

Housekeeping!

Housekeeping!

How could you? After l shared my pain with you?

How dare you.

How did you deal with the mobs?

How many number twos have destroyed this thing?

How ridiculous. lt's me.

How was it out there?

How'd it go? How was the big world?

Huh? That's kind of racist.

Human blood is so fatty, and you never know where it's been.

Human free since 1 898.

Humans are awful.

Hush, little vampire, don't say a word

It's still technically out there.

Johnny wasn't a bad guy.

Johnny, can we party plan talk for a minute?

Johnny, try some scream cheese, it's awesome.

Johnny, you've been to the Taj Mahal?

Johnny?

Johnny?

Johnny. Your makeup.

Johnny's not a human. He's my right arm's cousin.

Jonathan. Jonathan, can you hear me?

Jonathan. Jonathan.

Just bend the legs and push off.

Just getting rid of you

Just staying at home, never exploring, never seeing what's out there?

Just the two of us, yes, dead ums?

Just wrap it up. You will say you are going in the pool and act excited.

Keeping me here forever when you knew my dream was to go.

Kids, why'd you do that?

L always thought the worst thing ever would be seeing you go.

L always wanted to fly. What's it like?

L am so blown away right now.

L am so glad you are here to celebrate.

L asked for spleens in blankets.

L believe so.

L built this place for my love, to protect her child.

L can fly! l can fly!

L can't believe it's your big night

L can't believe it's your big night

L can't believe you stuck around, man. You don't get it.

L can't breathe.

L can't kill him.

L can't understand you.

L command you to be the werewolf man!

L couldn't sleep. Do you know where Johnny went?

L did what l had to do.

L didn't do that.

L didn't do that.

L didn't do that.

L didn't mean to startle you, my little baby.

L didn't order a wake up call.

L do not say "Bleh, bleh bleh."

L don't believe it.

L don't care. l still want to be with you.

L don't even think l have it in me anymore.

L don't have no cousin.

L don't know from "Zing."

L don't know how l'm supposed to do that.

L don't know where that comes from.

L don't know.

L don't know. He...

L don't know. l'll just have to roll.

L don't want to leave anything unresolved.

L don't want to ruin her birthday party.

L gave you my word.

L got it covered. Please, relax. Just do yourjob.

L got it, honey.

L got nothing. l really got nothing.

L got to get my thoughts together.

L got you, buddy.

L guess it was only me.

L guess Johnny had second thoughts.

L guess the Count wanted to go for a swim.

L had six brothers growing up, so l could totally share.

L hate that you had to see that.

L have a plane phobia, okay?

L have no more dreams. l'm just like you now.

L have personally designed a spectacular schedule of events,

L have pig strangling blood in my arm?

L have so many places l want to see.

L have so much fun planned.

L have too many kids.

L hope you can hear me and forgive me.

L invented fun!

L just couldn't live with myself.

L just need to learn, you know, just how to roll with it, like Johnny does.

L just used my powers to erase your memory.

L just wanted to say hi.

L just went to a music festival there.

L just...

L knew you were gonna say that.

L know it's my birthday.

L know l lied.

L know. They always do.

L like to hit it alone.

L looked straight into your eyes.

L love them, but l really want to see new things.

L love this guy.

L love your Dracula voice. lt's so over the top.

L mean, at any moment, those engines could catch...

L mean, because he needs time to plan.

L mean, it looks so real.

L meant that she wouldn't be into someone with such red, curly hair.

L need them stopped immediately.

L need you to help me find Johnny.

L never caught your name.

L promised your mommy l would protect you forever.

L really liked Johnny, cousin or no. He told fun stories.

L remember, we were both eating mice,

L said no!

L said you can go.

L said, "Whoa, man," and he threw a flower pot at me, but he was cool.

L should have just said, "l'm staying, old man!"

L should really clear my throat before l speak.

L stink at this.

L think my cuz is gonna make this the best party ever!

L think they Zinged.

L think this is it.

L think we can.

L thought l found a love but she was just a fling

L told you to take it down.

L vant to kiss your tush!

L vant to kiss your tush.

L want a lot of monsters here.

L was being polite, okay?

L was just in the pool.

L was not the cause of that.

L was trying to keep my baby to myself, because l knew l would always protect her.

L was wrong.

L won't let you.

L wouldn't have...

L... l built the town. The staff put it all together.

L'll go for good this time.

L'll never leave here again.

L'll simply say...

L'm allowed to like people, or go see the world again.

L'm crazily scared right now.

L'm fine. l'm just a little sunburned.

L'm friendly. l really am.

L'm getting goose bumps, l'm so scared.

L'm getting out of here.

L'm gonna get you, little Mavis.

L'm gonna get you!

L'm good with a roommate.

L'm his cousin, Johnnystein.

L'm homeschooled.

L'm Jonathan.

L'm just glad my eyes are stitched shut, 'cause l don't even want to...

L'm just gonna fly down the street and see how it goes.

L'm not down here much.

L'm okay.

L'm on your back!

L'm only gonna be 1 21 once, right? Got to live it.

L'm proud of you.

L'm so sorry l doubted you.

L'm so sorry, sweetheart.

L'm so sorry.

L'm sorry, honey. l have to go.

L'm sorry? "His kind"?

L'm sorry.

L'm sorry.

L'm sorry. l'm a little lost.

L'm thankful that it is you, Jonathan.

L'm throwing a party, and he's helping.

L'm trying to scare you!

L'm winging from the Zing that we shared

L'm winging from the Zing that we shared

L'm your Vlad y daddy...

L'm your Zing?

L've got tickets to six Dave Matthews Band concerts.

L've never said that in my life. "Bleh, bleh bleh."

L've seen that picture at the ruins of Lubov. That's my favorite castle.

Lady looks in your eyes and it's suddenly spring

Leave the mannequin here. Come on.

Legal bat lady turning 1 1 8

Let me get a bubonic moose nose omelet with cockroach paste and mouse jelly.

Let me just clean up their filth.

Let me wipe all your poop away

Let's just move this along.

Letting your own daughter out there

Lf he is a monster, let him scare Esmeralda!

Lf only Martha were here to see this.

Lf she must give her trust to someone else,

Lf the world was different, maybe it would be possible.

Lf they find out you are human, they'll go bat poop!

Lf you really went out there and something happened to you,

Liar! Liar!

Like every other adult that gets to come and go from this hotel.

Like when NaIa Iooked at Simba in The Lion King

Like, "l'm Dracula. Bleh, bleh bleh."

Like, l could just put my hand right through...

Listen to me. You are never to return here.

Listen, before anything else, down there's the real Dracula!

Listen, Drac, we wanted to play something, like old times.

Little princess gonna be a queen

Lmagine if that guy knew he was talking to the real Drac.

Ln one of your drawers.

Look at me.

Look at you now

Look at you!

Look what l brought you.

Look, a human.

Look, Daddy's going to make you the bestest birthday ever.

Look, honey, l know you're excited,

Look, honey, there's no falling in love at your age.

Look, love droppings, l brought you a bagel with your favorite, scream cheese.

Look, settle down, fellas.

Look, you have something on your face.

Looks good.

Ls a wedding ring

Ls it true? Are you a human?

Ls that garlic?

Ls that near Ha wi fi?

Ls that real, about the garlic thing?

Ls there, like, a costume party here?

Lt comes with an accessory.

Lt drove through town to the airport. Flight 497.

Lt needs a little transmission work, but otherwise okay.

Lt should be plenty for your first time.

Lt sounds good.

Lt was a thing called a Zing and l wanted to sing

Lt was a Zing and a zang and a zingidy dee

Lt was okay, Dad.

Lt was only the wife that died.

Lt worked.

Lt would set monsters back hundreds of years.

Lt's a place l built for all those monsters out there,

Lt's a real time for celebrating

Lt's a real time for celebrating

Lt's actually Hawaii.

Lt's all for you, buddy.

Lt's amazing.

Lt's amazing. You've been everywhere.

Lt's Count... And yes, l thought having a Mavis contemporary would be useful.

Lt's hidden real nicely.

Lt's impossible for me to think with all your noise.

Lt's killing me.

Lt's kind of funky to breathe under here.

Lt's like you're hit in the ring Like you're pulled by a string

Lt's like, are you an idiot or do you know you're adorable?

Lt's meant to be an exit if humans ever invade.

Lt's more fun to just observe from under a house.

Lt's not a human, but Monsieur Dracula.

Lt's not a money thing.

Lt's not funny when you do that.

Lt's okay. We all get stomach aches, Mr. Bigfoot.

Lt's ready.

Lt's taking my soul!

Lt's that place out there where you and Mom met.

Lt's time, my darling Martha.

Lt's too late, rat bat!

Lt's you. Glad you could make it.

Lurking in the shadows, hiding from the persecution of humankind.

Maid, clean up this room!

Man, everybody stepped it up tonight.

Man, l wish l could go there.

Man, you've probably never even seen a sunrise, have you?

Martha, what have l done?

Martha!

Mavey, l want you to live your life.

Mavey! What are you doing, my sweet little blood orange?

Mavis could never be with someone of his kind.

Mavis, honey, are you all right?

Mavis, honey, are you in there?

Mavis, where are you?

Mavis?

Mavis?

Mavis? Mavis?

Mavis? That's a pretty neat name.

Mavis? Why are you still up? The sun is out. lt could kill you, my honeyguts.

May l make you an omelet?

Maybe it's the contact lenses.

Maybe l want to give the village another chance.

Maybe meet somebody my age.

Maybe stay in the shadows.

Maybe that's a good thing.

Maybe you can make them see that we could be friends.

Me? My name? Good question.

Met her by chance, and they say that no two souls

Missed me, missed me, missed me.

Missed me.

Missed!

Mom was my age. Eunice says Mom kissed you first

Monsieur Dracula has brought a human into the...

Monster Festival?

Move on already.

Mr. Dracula, we asked for a room with a view of the pool.

Mr. Ghouligan!

My beautiful May vay

My dear boy, l have made a terrible mistake.

My head hurts.

My name's Mavis.

N 27.

Never gets old.

Never mind that. What you been doing?

Next to a Zing Cupid's arrow's a IittIe bee sting

Nice, but maybe a little more square footage.

Nice!

No bed, but check out these awesome dustpans they give you.

No bonfires, no firework shows.

No bonfires, no firework shows.

No human has ever entered this castle. And if someone should see you,

No one will ever harm her here.

No, he's right, l would have done that.

No, l use a blood substitute.

No, no, l just came closer to hear you better.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. l'm not hungry.

No, no, no, no. No, l won't do that. There's too much l want you to remember.

No, no, no, no. You're old enough to drive a hearse now,

No, no, no! Frank, l didn't...

No, no, you can't go to the village again.

No, no, you do. He's your sixth cousin, three times removed.

No, no. He said, "Oh, my back."

No, not really. Why?

No, precious bones, it's not because of him.

No, that isn't possible.

No, you're not allowed to kiss.

No, you're not. Frankenstein is my uncle over there.

No! Get 'em off!

No. Come on, Dad. He's so weird and awkward.

No. Don't be absurd.

No. Don't copy that.

No. My sniffing tracking days are way behind me.

No. Well, one dude took a bigger bite out of my energy bar than l expected,

No. You're right.

Not as excited as l am right now.

Not as long as they think you're a monster.

Not me, the shirt! The shirt!

Not right now, Quasimodo.

Nothing?

Now go and never return.

Now I don't have a care

Now l know how your daughter feels.

Now my baby will be safe forever.

Now that you're just a head.

Now you are helping him?

Now, all of you, go back to your mother!

Now, now, is that any way to behave?

Of course he's not, because he's...

Of course, my little one.

Of course. That's why we built it.

Oh, boy, here we go. Let me see it.

Oh, boy, l have to say, that was fun. Okay?

Oh, boy.

Oh, cool.

Oh, dudes. Oh, my back.

Oh, good, good.

Oh, man, you're a bat now.

Oh, man.

Oh, man. The sunrise from here must be...

Oh, man. This place is amazing.

Oh, my God. Count Dracula. Please don't kill me. l'm leaving, l'm leaving.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. l don't know why l ever wanted to leave.

Oh, that is the most disgusting thing l've ever seen!

Oh, that? That was not fun.

Oh, that.

Oh, wait, no, it's your bed.

Oh, well, l'm going to paradise,

Oh, yeah, we'll see, "Mavey Wavey."

Oil?

Okay, calm down with the fight chickens!

Okay, foIks, we're going to make a quick turnaround to refuel,

Okay, friends,

Okay, honey, be safe.

Okay, hop on my back. We're leaving.

Okay, Johnny, Mr. Tight Coffin over here

Okay, l could really use some silence right now.

Okay, l just... l love my backpack.

Okay, okay, okay!

Okay, okay, where am l going?

Okay, thank you, cutie.

Okay, there is a human village just a little ways past the cemetery.

Okay, we got to go.

Okay, you win. Hold this bacon.

Okay, you'll pay for that.

Okay, you're not hanging out.

Okay.

Okay. All Draculas, line up. Bleh, bleh bleh.

Okay. Here we go.

Okay. Now, let's hug the zombies. Let's all make up.

Okay. Okay, l must do this.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Put down Zombie Mozart,

Okay. So, maybe if you're not planning later, we can hang out.

Okay. Table 57, please move to position 23.

Okie doke. The fun starts in 30 minutes.

On your right arm's side.

One hundred and...

One of your piranhas in the lake is very rude.

One time, in Hamburg, l roomed with this dude

Only monsters can get in?

Or cut open our heads and put candy in them.

Or l will track you down and suck every ounce of blood

Or the gremlin lady ate me or something.

Or were they bat sized?

Or you.

Our friend was just leaving.

Our surveillance has uncovered.

Papa's gonna bite the head off a bird

Pardon me. Sorry, excuse me.

Party planner.

Pay attention to the undead king, y'all

Peek a boo!

People aren't the same as they were back then.

People trying to sleep here!

Play along if you ever want to see your precious backpack.

Please don't hurt me!

Please don't kill me. l'm so young.

Please, l'm begging you.

Please.

Please. l've never hurt anyone.