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Frank Garrett (Duncan Megaboard)

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A stupid cocksucker like you don't have any reason

Actually you're old enough to know better than this shit

Ahh you call me.

And I don't think you have the authority to get them down to my house.

And this number is at my house, buddy.

And we got the insurance premium SB on first name basis.

And you know my name. You know where I live and you ain't gonna scare me with the telephone big over.

And you're calling my home number and calling me names so you just call whenever you want to.

Are you calling me for?

Are you going to get on the phone now when your fat ass dirty hippie birdie?

Are you in today? I have a boot stick up your ass what you have.

Are you leaving?

Are you looking for me for?

Are you retarded mother fucker? Get off the phone with you.

Are you stupid? Bitch? You probably couldn't even find the way.

Are you trying to get this? I love you 'cause you got 14.

But that's not what I wanna be building a building for you in Tokyo for.

But you don't even know me. Why do you wanna give me a custom board?

But you got it found out. If I don't want more healthy you, motherfucker.

Calculate the son of a bitch.

Call Macy's please or piss on you. Ain't got nothing on me.

Call shit you son of a bitch. You ain't longer to read a book with only a lawyer.

Can Take Me Out the apartment if you lie.

Can you call me?

Can you can come if you like her but I gotta surprise for you.

Can you get the block steered but you ain't got me scared, big boy.

Can't get enough money to buy what I feel, so quit calling.

Cell phone is rain and I answered it and it was. You explain that one to me.

Didn't do anything. You probably cripple you. Be out on the job.

Do you anymore scare me if you come down here?

Do you have that she had done this Samsung 3?

Do you know how to calculate camera telephone? I don't think much.

Do you like an 800 and they don't see you little counterfeit son of a bitch?

Do you like tomato under number discount external bitch?

Do you need Roy doesn't?

Do you think I give a shit?

Do you wanna call you hit your pastor duties?

Do you want Daddy?

Does not apply.

Doesn't like you get him now so shit I can't understand you.

Down the Police Department you exchanges for years behind bars looking out.

Drive you ain't got nothing else to do. You are nobody to talk to.

E great don't you?

English like you don't remember it really should be scared of you and I don't think I have that problem.

Even going for that 68 * 49.

Even my shit, you think you are Jesus Christ or something?

Fine if you wanna know.

Fuck you think you're kidding you stupid son of a bitch you

Get a psychiatrist?

Get the shiny keyboard.

Getting on the two motherfucker YouTube deals here.

He's saying like I had told me.

Hello my darling do.

Hello stupid son of a bitch again prank calling me for six months.

Hello there, I don't have respect you call me.

Here about one stupid bitch.

Here in New York, you don't scare me too fucking much.

Here in the wrong is done calling you stupid mother fucker.

Hey there would be great if I gotta surprise for you when you do.

Hey you little pimple faced mother fucker you you ain't old enough to be online.

Hey you retarded son of a bitch. You can't even find me.

Hey you, you're losing your voice and I supposed to be scared.

Hey, they let you out of your fucking page again.

Hey, why don't you do that?

Hi, what are you doing now?

How are you doing today? Mate, you stupid son of a bitch? You ain't getting no space to be bothered.

How are you going to get on this unavailable number and call and act? If you ain't up you bitch.

How do you hide behind the unknown #4?

How do you want now?

How do you want to eat your son of a bitches about the 4th call you've made today?

How would you like to kiss my ass?

How would you like to take a blood sucking my mystery.

I bet you ain't got one that'll run.

I bet you're tough at 82 aren't ya

I bet your grandmother one line.

I don't even like you, fuck you.

I don't know how do you think you are my mother.

I don't think you can shut me up. I'm talking about 1/2.

I don't want you talking. This can't do a damn thing for me.

I have you down there.

I knew where you lived I could tell you if I could work for you or not.

I said you're running in an evil or something.

I thought I thought you wanted in traffic.

I thought you said you like that.

I won't get my stuff, doesn't fit, maybe had heart attack. Damn it.

I won't know that you use under bitch once. Come down here with me. You found my phone number, everything want to come visit me?

I wouldn't be calling you if I need it now.

I'm scared to death, yeah you got him scared to death but you ain't gonna scare me you little cocksucker.

If I could, that have you had in jail?

If you took a little good looking for shipping, Mary, your aggravation of it, you know.

Ile I'll kind of cops ever you and grabbable with man and everybody.

Internet fucking type work overall.

Is that stupid Horgen and what you want?

Like my line, please see once you get some year old.

Little dumb shit.

Little pimple faced cock sucker. Do you want to go find somebody else to bother?

Lori and where do you live?

Lupita yeah yeah.

MU hear me to death.

No, but you got your God damn recorder, which bleeding back over on the telephone line.

No, fuck you you not that he had not had a telephone. You ain't very tough.

No, my birthday.

Now you got another one, they said, right?

Oakland County don't like it.

Oh you stupid son of a bitch you don't even know what you're talking about'

Oh, we're getting a little bit of rain right now, but it's pretty. It's drive.

Oh, you ain't got the fucking clap.

OK, talk to you. Must haven't got there my coding so fuck y'all. Just hang up on you.

Or do you live now?

Or we can take his game.

Please bring the phone with idiots.

Please call me 8 times today.

Please send the bitch I thought you died.

Please take it.

Probably a little bit old to do prank calling aren't you asshole?

Say you want to find it boring.

Select solid bitch you.

She called me yesterday you son of a bitch.

She could die and I'd be happy.

She said that the 4th call you've made today.

So do you want to see his son of a biscuit?

So does that make me a forward alligator?

So tell him to come on down.

So the hell you got benignant motherfucker you.

So we don't know shit.

So you did doubted me.

So you need them.

So you won't get dinner.

So your momma won't worry on the computer making obscene calls.

Stupid cops ever. You didn't go very far to steal. You got them so don't have a job.

Sure, never use.

Take another wild ass guess.

Take it out of the air?

Tell me your name. Can you come down but?

Thank you and have a good day.

Thank you rocket scientist.

Thank you shithead.

Thank you, Jackie.

That smell like calling on my own table number on the nine 9900 number and all that shit.

That that view mall.

That was the first time they ever had some medical and ask for a job. They want to kick my ass. Then what do you want now?

That's exactly right.

That's how I'm doing.

That's me goddammit what do you want?

That's my line buddy. Get you on your own.

That's my line too leave it alone

That's my line you leave it alone goddammit

That's my line.

That's my line. Goddamnit, leave it alone.

That's my line. You leave it alone.

That's none of your fuckin' business.

That's the way I'd answer.

That's what I do at home.

That's what I said, yeah?

That's what I said.

That's what I said.

That's what I said.

That's what I think.

That's what I thought you'd say.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's what I'm wondering.

That's where I come in.

That's your problem.

The blood of Jesus is on your fuckin' head

The hell do you want?

The hell you're just a baby, I'm 72.

The man with the mouth full of shit again.

Then how did you call?

There you go again, back into that Japanese ship. I don't understand it.

There you go with that shit in your mouth again.

They can do a lot of things.

They let you out of that nut house again you stupid motherfucker?

They let your ass out again you stupid son of a bitch?

Things pretty dry around your house?

This call was initiated from. Sorry also piss on you.

This is a business phone and piss on you people. I don't know where you where you're coming from. Sound like a little punk prankster to me.

This is a business phone and you sound a little bit over here making prank caller.

This is a business phone. Get out of it.

This is FBI buddy

This is Frank Garrett

This is Frank Garrett.

This is Frank Garrett.

This is Friday night.

This is my bad 30s.

This is Stillwell, Oklahoma. Used and shit.

This is the 3rd time you called me today.

This must be Homer Scott.

This right here.

Too damn small.

Trouble with your voice?

Turn that little skinny looking forward that she knows where I live.

Turn that sonofabitch. I get tired of you.

Turn the God damn paper quarter off you son of a bitch.

Ugly bitch like you could be my daughter. I'm pretty good looking guy.

Uh huh that's what I thought.

We got the wrong guy buddy. I don't even have a daughter.

We got there and you can't even talk, right?

Well don't call. I don't wanna talk to ya.

Well lemme tell you got the wrong fucking person

Well said, you got another boyfriend.

Well that's why I got yours buddy.

Well will be your fool mouth employer minutes from here.

Well you called to him when you probably got it likes you.

Well, come on down.

Well, I bet you think you're cute mother fucker, don't you?

Well, I think you have to be with mine in your conversation.

Well, I'm breaking his bigger shot of Abitur.

Well, it is to me.

Well, thank you.

Well, that's pretty small building.

Well, what do you want got 7?

Well, what what am I gonna do about it?

Well, when I have you want it to be.

Well, why don't you call it? Please could I have called you?

Well, you can't call time with you as well. You said first 2 words.

Well, you got my number you called. I've got your number and so it doesn't matter.

Well, you just click on my download now when you want it.

Well, you probably be getting a visit from the FBI. Said he's keep a column making a man listen for yourself will see.

Well, you're laughing buddy at.

What about younger?

What are you calling for?

What are you doing on my 800 line?

What are you doing right now?

What are you doing?

What are you some kind of clown or something?

What are you trying to say?

What can I do for you?

What color is your Kitty?

What do you do and where do you live?

What do you home goddamnit?

What do you mean, baby?

What do you need?

What do you want dummy?

What do you want me to do about it?

What do you want to travel aboard papal Sherwood bitches?

What do you want you dumb shit?

What do you want you stupid mother fucker?

What do you want you? God damn idiot.

What do you want?

What do you want?

What do you want?

What do you want?

What do you want?

What do you want?

What do you want?

What do you want?

What do you want?

What do you want?

What do you want? Do you want? Do you have anything? Do you have any?

What else can answer me?

What is it this time? | Did you got to church today? | Nope.

What number did you go? Big daddy's pizza.

What part of no don't you understand.

What the fuck did you think you've done shit?

What the hell would you won't put me on there for?

What the hell you callin' for?

What time do you eat tonight?

What time it closes?

What town is website?

What where do you live?

What would I care about the God damn address you just gave me?

What you gonna do for you?

What're you gonna do just make me be real rude to you or what?

What's happenin'?

What's your name, bub.

What's your waist size?

What's your waist size?

Wheelchair working.

When I hear you calling before then.

Where are you from?

Where did you get my name?

Where do you live?

Where do you live?

Where do you live?

Where the woman called me. So what do you want?

Where you want asshole.

Who am I talking to?

Who Are you ready?

Who gives a fuck.

Who in the fuck you want?

Whoever did someone gravels friend you little back eventually carry.

Why don't you come down and read my doorbell? I'll see you see how much I like.

Why don't you come down visit me you little mother fucker you?

Why don't you come down with me one?

Why don't you come see me?

Why don't you come see me?

Why don't you get a job?

Why don't you get a real job?

Why don't you get you real job? You cock sucker you.

Why don't you grab yourself or simply?

Why don't you just go ahead bad? That way you won't have a number.

Why don't you stay there? I don't live in Ruckersville.

Why don't you tell me your name?

Why you got damn little snotty nose pimple face comes after you.

Why you won't come talk to me. I don't even like you.

Working to get go.

Would you hurry and call em?

Wow, they give.

Yeah come get it.

Yeah discount one.

Yeah to their small.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Yeah yeah, yeah.

Yeah you pimple-faced son of a bitch an AR15 bigger than you are.

Yeah, and the other phone, it's it's a different phone.

Yeah, and you too asshole.

Yeah, I bet you are.

Yeah, I bet you would.

Yeah, let you get 2 free kiss your momma and you.

Yeah, one, what's your name?

Yeah, real smart so let you know.

Yeah, she already.

Yeah, so are you.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, what you gonna do when you get out of your God damn wheelchair you gonna follow you son of a bitch and I hope you do.

Yeah, yeah your mind buddy. I don't even have a daughter and I don't do their work.

Yeah, you better not delivering because I didn't order.

Yeah, you old piece of shit.

Yeah, you you motherfucker.

Yeah, you're gonna shoot me you cared makeup chair for you.

Yeah, your name is asshole.

Yes, who's this?

You ain't gonna get about in jail because you'd be the first one there.

You ain't gonna get nothing out amazing you fucking sure I'm gonna scare me.

You ain't got much more education every year.

You ain't got my computer, I've got it.

You ain't got no money.

You ain't told her who you are yet did you?

You are a fucking problem jack.

You are getting another person.

You are one stupid cell phone.

You are too. You find will be going on your way.

You been on your computer lately?

You better stop second it cold, so based on.

You better stupid motherfucker, you know?

You big-lipped black son of a bitch get off the phone.

You call me on my 800 number.

You call me, what do you want?

You call my number or I wouldn't be talking to you.

You call this number you stupid son of a bitch.

You called me what do you want?

You called my number.

You called you God damn hateful sonofabitch

You can analyze me.

You can do that. You know where I live come get me.

You can read can't you dumb motherfucker due.

You can tell me who called his bye.

You can't even speak English, you sonofabitch.

You can't even think of something original to say, can you?

You can't hide behind the telephone down here, still well.

You could have behind the telephone or you want to keep talking shit right now he scared me or I'll probably do anything it hurt, so please don't you.

You couldn't find your way Oklahoma.

You didn't talk to nobody. You called 100 times fucking time, but you don't talk to me.

You do it anyway.

You don't even have a place to put it down building.

You don't even know me how you normally found in beach and not be better used.

You don't even live near me.

You don't even talk loud enough to understand ya.

You don't ever give up there, yeah, so.

You don't frighten me.

You don't handle their own phone babe.

You don't have a job you couldn't have one.

You don't know how to type, right? Do you?

You don't need to get them, which I don't talk to you.

You don't need to know, we can't afford him.

You don't need to quit your day job 'cause you're a dumb bitch.

You don't scare me. That probably will sleep good tonight.

You don't sound real religious.

You don't tell me what to do.

You don't understand.

You fart, you don't have a heart attack.

You get my telephone number why don't you come down and see me?

You get your ass kicked.

You go home and I'll have you in the penitentiary for full year round so it don't matter.

You God damn stupid son of a bitch.

You goddamn stupid cocksucker you is this all you got to do?

You gonna blow my head off, come on down.

You got a bridge folder on your panty. Cut it straight back home.

You got a question. We've had it.

You got a shithead? You know that?

You got cancer or something?

You got damn it.

You got him on you like him or not.

You got my name. You be sure to get my address.

You got no money.

You got nothing better to do.

You got Peppers, olives, you God damn it.

You got pimples on your ass?

You got something better. Being stuck with me.

You got something you can be doing besides helping. I don't have anything to say to you. I just don't want.

You got something you could be doing like washing your body?

You had a better offer?

You hateful aggravating little character sonofabitch you either on the telephone come on out.

You have a good day.

You have incredible.

You have the wrong number.

You ignorant bastard youue

You just got through telling me you stupid son of a bitch. I wouldn't be answering it.

You know for shooting back.

You know my name, what's yours?

You know something factor of a bitch. You all you gotta do is sit there and aggravate people hired on the telephone.

You know something you just wasting my time then I'm wasting your time so why don't you have a good night?

You know something you stupid bitch.

You know something, Charlie boy, you can't even talk. Did you just a fucking food?

You know something? Fuck you.

You know something.

You know something.

You know that I will be making bank phone calls aren't you cop said it.

You know they give you everything immediately out of work.

You know where I live, don't you?

You know you gotta be the stupidest son of a bitch I've ever met.

You know you had said 2 words or vulgar passwords.

You know you have a good day.

You know you think I'm talking to.

You know, if it weren't for you in a bucket, that damn computers, I wouldn't be OK.

You know, you know, very enjoy a little bit down.

You little pimple face mealy mouth cock sucker you piss on.

You little pimple face, mealy mouth Cox. Ever you piss on?

You live in California. I don't know all that she had with you.

You made to go. Now what the fucking moon?

You make me laugh yourself with big.

You may sit there and you know in the privacy of your little office or whatever you are, but I would be very Charlie.

You might be looking for.

You might find out, I know, you know before.

You motherfucker if I met you I'd really gonna hurt you.

You murdered again. Goddamnit, speak up.

You never scared me yet.

You people are very shit for dinner or what?

You probably live in apartment complex with subsidy for rent Muncie.

You probably running around in a goddamn wheelchair with one leg up one leg down.

You really think I give a shit?

You seem to know who I am/

You should be sad not to telephone.

You sick son of a bitch you.

You sick son of a bitch, why don't you go to bed?

You silly son of a bitch you hide behind a telephone

You sound like a fucking idiot to me.

You still got shit you have.

You still whispering, idiot.

You still you're having trouble with that speech?

You stupid bitch.

You stupid cock sucker.

You stupid mother fucker.

You stupid Sherman, but this is a business phone. Get off of it.

You stupid son of a bitch you.

You stupid son of a bitch. You probably couldn't even take a picture.

You ugly son of a bitch you are. I wouldn't blame you.

You understood what I said didn't.

You won't even put on a mask. You got 1 already.

You wonder if I've got a life worth gotta like you guys.

You wormy cocksuck pimple-faced wormy cocksucker you.

You you made it gonna let that fucking won't.

You young pimple-faced cocksucker you

You'll have a heart attack before you get here.

You're a fucking liar.

You're a lying son of a bitch I'm Frank Garrett.

You're actually a teenager.

You're an idiot.

You're apparently here in Northeast Oklahoma.

You're at your brothers. Most women that I've talked to you this morning.

You're better, damn bastard.

You're crazier than hell you don't know nothing.

You're full of shit I never called you.

You're full of shit in the Christmas Turkey baby.

You're full of shit unavailable.

You're going to run into new screws on the hockey.

You're gonna kill me.

You're gonna sit up in Minnesota and hide behind that telephone thinking you've done something real big.

You're good, but you ain't that good.

You're having trouble talking or to matter.

You're muttering again goddammit you're scared?

You're not gonna do anything. Your big fucking cared or you wouldn't be hanging on the telephone.

You're not gonna get made.

You're not one of them son of a bitches that wanna play around and talk do ya?

You're not talking to friends, bitch.

You're sorry I know. Sorry as bat shit aren't you buddy you little prick.

You're the only stupid son of a basic over.

You're wasting your time with me because that's not what I do and.

You've got dented construction company number?

Your diamonds don't be doing that.

Your father than that you dumb shit.

Your laptop that cheese.

Your little cock sucker you little pimple faced up several years.

Your message, no matter.

Your momma should be moved pretty.

Your opponent to tell me their front you little smarter looking mother fucker you.

Your password on your place.

Your person didn't take this, thank you.

Your soundboard's all fucked up

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