Everybody Loves Raymond (1996) - Season 8 Edit

A fancy country club story right now, dear.

A little troubling

About a girl like her

About me, would you?

About your charming gentlemen:

About, you know, being appreciated,

Actually, she just went down to the lodge

Albert comes home and all I hear is,

All it is is a party

All our numbers are before your time, Debra.

All right, fellas.

All right, guys, let's play.

All right, that's enough jokes, Ray.

All right, that's enough!

All right, they're gone. Listen.

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Look, you're nuts.

All right. Okay.

An air?

And he was part of the thinning.

And he's making me miserable.

And I like helping them out

And I thought men of your generation

And I'll tell ya something else:

And I'm engaged

And I'm sorry sorry for all the dumb jokes.

And open it, here's the follies.

And points north.

And Rip Van Gassy?

And she said it's been good for her.

And she's talking to me a lot, so...

And tell me how great I'm doin'.

And the computer's coming today.

And the guys love her down there.

And then I'll just be home... waiting.

And then some follow up phone calls to the guests.

And then they exchange looks with each other.

And then when she leaves the room,

And then, if you drag this file over here

And we were thinking we'd like you to sing it.

And we've got a piano player.

And yet, these men are my brothers.

And you know what?

And, Frank, I just want to say

Around men she has an air.

Artie used up a full bottle of Aqua Velva?

At least those guys are appreciative of what I do.

Aw, Albert!

Aw, come on.

Back in the service,

Because he's had a 50 year love affair with ham.

Because we couldn't get him to use two bottles.

Blood, hips, hair whatever you got.

But I have to tell you,

But if you were to consider

Bye bye.

Certain things about her

Come here. Listen.

Come on, Debra.

Come on, let me kick your ass.

Come on, let's go. Let's get outta here.

Come on, pal. Give her a break.

Come on, Ray. Turn off the TV.

Come over here to the piano, Debra.

Commentary

Debra is a wonderful housekeeper.

Debra, come down.

Debra, you've been workin' all week.

Debra's having an influence on the men.

Debra's like a daughter to me.

Debra's under 60

Derriere.

Didn't I tell you fellas?

Do some more.

Do you have a moment?

Do you know "Chattanooga Choo Choo"?

Don't make me go higher.

Drive with my blinker on.

Due to a recent thinning of the herd.

Enough, Ray.

Fine. Busy.

First of all, I don't know what you're talking about.

For... get... it!

Frank?

From me!

From the Civil War.

Get her outta there.

Get on top of the piano where everybody can see you.

Get over here to the watering hole.

Get to the lodge.

Gets it from his mother.

Great. I've got all your membership records together here.

Hal, a little "Put the Blame on Mame."

Have been mentioned.

Having somebody be a little attentive once in a while.

He's pinching, making kissing noises

Hello, Raymond, dear.

Hello, Raymond.

Hello, Raymond.

Hello, Raymond.

Her ankles...

Her gams

Her, uh...

Here. Have a sandwich.

Hey hey, no touchin'!

Hey, 23 skidoo!

Hey, Debra, I was thinking of another fundraising idea:

Hey, Debra's here! Ha ha ha!

Hey, Hal, saddle up.

Hey, I worked hard today.

Hey, Ma. Oh hi, ladies.

Hey, Ray.

Hey, Ray.

Hey, Ray's here! Ha ha ha!

Hey, that reminds me

Hey, toots!

Hey, wait!

Hey, we're in the middle of a rehearsal here.

Hey, you know what?

Hey, you know what?

Hey! Hi, everybody.

Hi. Hi, Hilda. Miss Pechi, Miss Lopman.

Hilda, maybe you should wait in the car.

Hilda.

How's our favorite busy bee?

Hurry up.

I apologize, guys.

I bet those gentlemen could teach you a thing or two.

I can be that charming right now.

I can't compete with that.

I can't get mixed up in that nonsense.

I certainly have not.

I don't care!

I don't need you two guys to rescue me.

I don't think anybody wants to hear

I guess I was wrong.

I guess the jokes are from his mother, too.

I happen to be madly in love with my wife.

I hate hearing those things.

I have more sandwiches if you want.

I have something urgent.

I have the time.

I have to say, I'm very disappointed.

I have to tell you

I heard what you said last night

I just don't enjoy sing alongs.

I just like games 'cause it's something we can all do together.

I just want you to know that, uh...

I just wanted to learn the computer.

I know that up till now

I know you think because they're old,

I know.

I lied.

I like football.

I like them,

I love meat.

I mean, I guess I could, if you need performers.

I mean, the place is all messy and..

I mean, those guys compliment me on my ideas

I might wanna help them.

I said I'd handle this, Hilda.

I think it's nice what you're doing with the old guys.

I think you're way outta line here.

I thought you appreciated the work I was doing here.

I thought you were gentlemen

I understand.

I was never so happy to see you open your pants.

I was?!

I will, Ma.

I'll give you both $100,000 if you go home right now.

I'll go get you the shirt

I'll lose my antlers!

I'll pay you.

I'll put him right on his ass!

I'm about to start scratching.

I'm buying.

I'm going down to the lodge, okay?

I'm gonna talk to your friends

I'm like her father.

I'm not a killjoy

I'm not allowed, don't you get it?

I'm not buyin' for you. I'm buyin' for Debra.

I'm not supposed to tell you what goes on at the lodge.

I'm perfectly capable of handling this on my own.

I'm sorry, Garvin.

I've gotten a great response to the football party.

If he calls me old again,

If I was Debra, I'd be nicer to him.

If that's how you wanna enjoy your twilight years, go ahead.

If things keep goin' this way, we may have to close altogether.

If you guys want to have an event like that,

Is Debra home?

Is Debra really flirting with them?

It doesn't bother me.

It says right here, "no pulp."

It's a pickle, I tell you!

It's all right, Debra. You can come down now

It's an important thing to tell you.

It's gotta be exhausting entertaining the troops...

It's like our own private Andrews sister!

It's not a fancy country

It's not right.

It's shameful.

It's the Code of the Caribou.

It's the guys.

It's time you knew something about The Caribou:

It's very nice

Just get her outta there.

Let me tell you something

Let's give it a whirl.

Let's go, let's go.

Let's go.

Like what, how to wear my pants up high?

Like what?

Listen, uh...

Ma, Debra likes her job

Ma, did you sew that shirt button on for me?

Marie, come back here.

Marie, I'm gonna play your cards this hand.

Max?

Maybe you could come home now?

Maybe you could do it again.

Meat eating party.

Mom's bridge club apparently is a little upset

Next time, you should tell the guys,

No no, it's not her.

No no.

No no. They should be apologizing to you.

No offense, but your husband has a problem.

No, it's just a bunch of those RSVP things you wanted

No, thank you

No! Yeah?

Not really. I'm kind of swamped

Now I'm gonna watch the football game with my pants off.

O'Neal couldn't do that even when he was alive.

Of course they do!

Of course.

Ogling your woman.

Oh God, no!

Oh my God!

Oh no, I know this one.

Oh well, you'd better get down there.

Oh yeah, absolutely family fun.

Oh yeah, come on.

Oh, come on.

Oh, hey.

Oh, thank you.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Thanks, Dad.

Okay

Okay

Okay, I'm going to the lodge.

Okay. All right.

Okay. Sorry.

Okay. Thanks. I'll see you later.

On the floor there.

Or you could raid a nursing home.

Over Debra working for you guys.

Parading around in front of a group of men

Please, just keep an eye on Debra, will you?

Ray, maybe you should go.

Ray, stop!

Ray, what's goin' on?

Ray!

Ray!

Ray's here! Ha ha ha!

Raymond, I think you should suggest to Debra

Raymond, is Debra around?

Raymond, Raymond.

Raymond, you know that I love Debra.

Raymond.

Raymond's kind of a killjoy, huh, Frank?

Recruiting events to attract new members

Reuse a tea bag.

Second of all, don't do that.

She does look very nice leaving.

She just does some paperwork for us.

She's a floozy.

She's doing great

She's got my Joe gobbling heart pills.

She's not gonna do that.

Shouldn't you be at the lodge with the rest of them?

Shut up, Garvin!

Since this is a men's club,

So he's hanging around the house

So how come this week

So I have all the RSVPs for the football party on here.

So you're almost done here, though, right?

So, how's work goin'?

So, uh, you gonna come home soon?

Some of us still do.

Son, it's...

Sorry.

Sorry. It's nice. It's nice what you're doing.

Stan's buying

Suddenly my Artie has all this pent up energy.

Take it, Ma.

Thank you, Frank.

Thank you.

Thanks, Garvin. How you boys doin'?

That she doesn't need to go to the lodge anymore.

That we find this whole situation

That's it!

That's legs.

That's not true.

That's refreshing.

That's right.

That's right.

The Caribou Follies.

The Caribou Lodge is closed today,

The lodge has been a men's club,

The minute you turn your back on 'em,

The old men are dying.

The one time we have a nice lady work here,

The truth is: The guys at the lodge are...

The whole thing's probably blown way out of proportion.

There's something quite inappropriate

They had a wine tasting, a casino night, a luau.

They stare at her,

They're all cute and sweet and grandpa y.

They're animals.

They're completely grateful to have me around.

They're just being nice.

They're not they're dirty, filthy men.

They're pigs.

They're probably sitting in front of it

They're talking about your derriere.

This is what you do now, huh? You play board games?

This isn't just some loose broad.

This won't take long.

Tomorrow I'm gonna put them on the computer.

Uh, Raymond, I think you missed a little

Wait a minute.

Wait wait. What do they say?

Waiting for "Mannix" to come on

Watering hole because we're caribou.

We can smell him underwater.

We could do it right here.

We could do something like that

We need to talk with her.

We used to put on shows, you know,

We were workin' on a new song,

We're having some financial trouble

We're terrific

Well, have fun playing with your friends,

Well, let's just say there's been some...

Well, O'Neal used to handle all that party crap,

Well, thanks, honey.

Well, uh... excuse me

What are you talkin' about?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What do they say?

What do you mean the lodge is closed?

What do you mean, Ma?

What do you mean?

What for?

What is wrong with you?

What the hell goes on down there?

What?

What?

What?!

What's the matter?

What's up?

What's with you?

When I was in PR, I did it all the time.

When we were singing and drinking.

Where are you going?

Where did you get all this stuff about us?

Where we dress up like broads and dance around.

Why does this bother you so much?

Why don't you punch out for the day?

Without the dressing up part.

Won't leave me alone.

Would have a little class

Wow, Debra, you're here on a historic occasion.

Wow, I'm tired

Yeah well, the show's over, Max.

Yeah, we're down to four days a week now.

Yeah, you must be, yeah.

Yeah. Grow hair out of my ears.

Yeah. Have a drink with us.

Yeah. I hope you're as charming as they are when you're their age.

Yeah. I still have a few things left to do.

You ain't doin' that much for me either.

You already have a piano.

You and that are liars.

You are so immature.

You broke the code!

You could do this, Frank

You could have a manly, football watching,

You didn't hear this from me!

You didn't hear this from me.

You don't need to know.

You gotta make Debra quit.

You guys have to act like idiots.

You guys need some new blood?

You guys wouldn't talk like that

You just happened to come in

You just said everything was fine.

You know I don't like my orange juice with pulp.

You know what they did at my parents' country club?

You know what they did?

You know what would be fun?

You know what, Debra?

You know what, Ray?

You know what?

You know, Frank,

You know, Ray, you were welcome to join us

You know...

You ladies are outta your minds.

You mean I could have hung out with Max and Albert

You mean to tell me that you all haven't been saying things about her?

You must've put your picture on the invitation.

You were all for this situation.

You've got plenty to do around here.

Your father is impossible.

Your husband's gobbling heart pills

Your wife is out of control.

Your wife's a nag.

But we can't. Why not?

for the football thing. Oh, thank you.

Hey. Hey.

Hi, honey. Hey, hi.

I smell a cover up. Yes.

Me? We'll pay you.

Now? Yeah

Oh, come on. No!

Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah.

Oh! Again.

Okay. Here you go.

They had special recruiting events. What do you mean?

Who, me? Yeah!

Yeah! Okay.

Yeah! Yeah, where?

Yell at a squirrel

You make fun of them for being old. They made fun of me.

'Cause Mom's over,

"Go easy on the up tempo numbers."

"Thinning of the herd"?

"Why can't you fix yourself up like Debra?"