Joe Biden - Funny Moments Edit

Enter Works ready Jack. I'm not work for you when I know you more than you think. I thought you stand up and hopefully you're too old before me. I'm not sedentary, I don't. I get up and and and let...

Good, I was a Democratic caucus. Their mental caucus. No, you haven't. You're a lying dog face pony soldier. You said you are, but you're not. You gotta be honest. I'm going to be honest with you.

Graham state senators. Here Chuck stand up Chuck let him see it. Oh God, love you. What am I talking about? I tell you what you're making everybody else stand up though pal. Thank you very very muc...

Hillary Clinton is is qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president. 9 states America. Let's get that straight. And quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me. But she's f...

Hope you want to administer the oath. Am I doing this again? My memory is not as good as Justice Roberts.

I agree that everybody, once they in fact they entered in my times up. I'm sorry, thank you, vice prez.

I mean, whatever happened to conservative discipline about paying for what you spend? I'm up for reelection this year and I'm going to remind everybody what I did at home, which is going to cost me...

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of United States of America, Barack Obama.

One man stands ready to deliver change. We desperately need a man I'm proud to call my friend a man who will be the next President, United States, Barack America.

Play the radio. Make sure the television, the excuse me make sure you have the record player on at night. Corn Pop was a bad dude and he ran a bunch of bad boys and I did and back in those days and...

So the words united through the number 303-303-0330 or 303330. No wait wait.

Thank you Doctor Pepper and thank you Chancellor, doctor paper and thank you Chancellor. He choose unity over division. We choose science over fiction. We choose truth over facts. Paul Ryan was cor...

That his momma lived in in Long Island for 10 years or so. Uh, God rest her soul, and although she's wait your mom still, your mom still alive, is your dad passed? God bless her soul.

That saves billions of gallons of gasoline. I mean, billions of two point. I think it's 2.3 billion dollars worth of assuming 500 billion dollars in savings and two point something billion metric t...

The damn liar, man, that's not true. I can get things done, that's why I'm running and you wanna check my shape on let's do push up together again let's see, let's run let's do whatever you wanna do.

The Me Too movement has forced a cultural reckoning around the issue of sexual violence and harassment against women in America. No man has a right to raise their hand to woman in anger, and so we ...

To heed the timeless advice from Teddy Roosevelt, speak softly and carry a big stick. End of quote. I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you, Joe.

We have this notion that somehow if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and justice towels, white kids, wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids not really mean but think how we...

We have this notion that somehow if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright, and justice talons, white kids, wealthy kids, black kids.

Why should the voters believe that you can win the national election? I was a Democratic caucus. Remember caucus, no, you haven't. You're a lying dog face pony, soldier.