Jessie the Internet Telemarketer 2.0 Edit

All I'm trying to do is help you.

Are you going to listen to me(Q)

Are you going to listen to what I have to say now(Q)

Are you going to shut up and listen to me(Q)

Are you willing to commit to make the extra 5 to 7K a month(Q)

Background noise 1

Background noise 2

Because you won't tell me yours, so why would I tell you mine(Q)

Calling in regards to the information you ordered

Calling to help you make money off the internet

Calling you and other people about making money, that's my job

Can you hear me now(Q)

Do I know where you are(Q)

Do I want to try again with talking to you(Q)

Do you even know who I am(Q)

Do you want to make money from the internet 1(Q)

Do you want to make money from the internet 2(Q)

Don't tell me what to do, it's my job

Excuse me

Excuse me, get fucked

Excuse me, I am trying to help you

Excuse me, you're the one calling me

Good for you

Hello 1

Hello 2

Hello 3

Hello 4

Hello 5

Hello 6

Hello 7

Hello 8

Hello 9

How much money are you looking to make(Q)

How serious are you about making some money(Q)

I already gave it to you, it's easy, it's as it sounds

I already gave you my name 1

I already gave you my name 2

I already told you that

I called you because you put your number on this paper

I can't hear you that well

I can't hear you very well

I didn't call you

I didn't say that 1

I didn't say that 2

I didn't say that 3

I don't know what you're talking about

I don't want to hear it from you no more, lady

I haven't been calling there

I never said that 1

I never said that 2

I want to know your name, then I'll give you mine

I was just calling in regards to the information you ordered

I was just calling you to help you make money off the internet

I'd advise you to stop telling me what to do

I'll call the cops

I'm asking you a question

I'm calling because I want to help you make money on the internet, okay(Q)

I'm calling from Salt Lake City, UT

I'm calling to help you make money, do you want to hear it or not(Q)

I'm getting upset with you because you're not listening

I'm going to call the police right now

I'm not upset 1 (laugh)

I'm not upset 2

I'm sorry(Q)

I'm trying to help you make money on the internet

I'm very upset

If this is what you want to do, I can help you

Is this a recording(Q)

Jessie

Lady(Q)

Laugh 1

Laugh 2

Making money on the internet

My address(Q)

My job is to call people who put their info down for this

My name is Jessie and I'm calling to help you make money

My name's Jessie

No 1

No 2

No 3

No 4

No I didn't

No, I won't spell my last name

No, it's not what I said

Obviously it's not for you

Off of the internet

Oh God, whatever

Oh my God, fuck off

Oh my God, lady

Oh, well, I didn't know that, I'm sorry

Okay 1

Okay 2

Okay 3

Okay 4

Okay 5

Okay, well, I didn't know this was your number

Quit threatening to call the cops on me

Really(Q)

Salt Lake City, UT

So if you had an opportunity to make an extra 5 to 7K a month

So what would you do with that extra money(Q)

The same number you called me back from, you should know

This is Jessie

Uhh, what(Q)

Well then, why are you telling me you're calling the cops(Q)

Well, excuse me, when you're putting your information on to want to work (you shouldn't)

Well, that's why I've called you

What 1(Q)

What 2(Q)

What 3(Q)

What 4(Q)

What are you talking about 1(Q)

What are you talking about 2(Q)

What is wrong with you, you're not listening

What's wrong with you(Q)

Whatever

Where are you(Q)

Which department is what(Q)

Who am I then(Q)

Who is this(Q)

Why 1(Q)

Why 2(Q)

Why do you keep saying that(Q)

Would you pay off bills, go on vacation, what would you do(Q)

Yeeeeesss

Yes 1

Yes 2

Yes, you are

Yes, you are interested(Q)

You are interested in doing that, then(Q)

You don't want to make money from the internet(Q)

You put your number on this paper to be called back

You quit calling me

You should know

You shouldn't put you name and number on anything

You're cutting out, I can't hear you very well

You're not listening

You're not listening to me

You're not the one