Respected Gentleman Superboard Edit

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Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Alright, you caught me. I haven't called you.

And how many of you are there?

And they're just playing a game.

And your name, please.

Anyway, goodnight.

Are you deaf and dumb?

Are you in the United States?

Are you the the family in are you in the eastern seaboard of the United States somewhere?

Are you this chap in Oklahoma?

Be impossible.

Be quick for God sake.

Brandon Chase good morning.

Brendan Chase

Brendan Chase

But I think that even if I had somebody in here, I mean the care and attention of cleaner, I suspect it's not. It's not likely to be as good as the attention that I paid her.

Bye bye.

Can I can I? Can I ask a favor please?

Can I have a conversation with you?

Can I help you?

Can I just explain to you telephone calls this afternoon? The latest one? This is the one that I'm talking. This is the one I'm speaking on now. OK, my telephone Rang and I ended up speaking somebo...

Can you hear me clearly now?

Can you hear me?

Chattanooga

Could I have your long credit card number please?

Could I have your name, please?

Disturbing my evening as well.

Do you have a foul mouth? OK, and I don't want to speak to you.

Do you think I'm ringing you, don't you?

Do you think you understand what I'm saying to you?

Do you understand the fact I've told you on numerous occasions? I have not called you.

Do you understand what I'm saying to you?

Do you want the room or not?

Don't swear.

Don't use your an 85 year old woman and you're swearing at me, disgusting.

Don't you understand English?

Don't you understand what I'm telling you?

Feeling Kendall police station.

Fine.

Good evening.

Good morning, yes you wrong. Can I help you at all?

Goodnight

Goodnight

Got a major job.

Have a good day as they say in America.

Have you heard what I've just told you?

Hello can I help you?

Hello good morning.

Hello hello.

Hello, yes this sorry who is this?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hi, is this the chat that you just you just ring me again?

How dare you speak to me like that?

How dare you speak to me like that?

How many of you are there?

I am a doctor.

I am a very well respected doctor.

I am a very well respected individual.

I am doctor Chattanooga.

I am fed up having you say that are you know I'm fed up having you abusing me and calling me a liar. In effect, I have told you that I have not called you.

I am not calling you.

I am not calling you.

I am not calling you.

I am on drugs.

I am on drugs.

I am picking up the telephone becausw my telephone is ringing.

I am sitting here and I am getting my my telephone is ringing and I'm finding that I'm talking to people in America who think that I've made a call to them.

I am sitting here making drugs.

I am sitting here relaxing after a hard day's work.

I am sitting here relaxing on drugs.

I beg your pardon, I've just picked up my telephone and you are ringing me.

I beg your pardon.

I beg your pardon.

I beg your pardon.

I beg your pardon.

I beg your pardon.

I beg your pardon.

I can't believe this.

I can't live like that.

I don't have a problem.

I don't have a problem. You know? What do you mean? What what's my problem?

I don't keep calling you.

I don't wanna wait anymore.

I have had a number of. I've picked up the telephone on about four or five occasions this afternoon, about half an hour ago and there was a man in Oklahoma who kept claiming that I had called him a...

I have just been on to the British Telecom in the United Kingdom here and I have explained to them I have explained to them on many previous occasions OK.

I have just picked up my telephone and because it's wrong and I'm just answering the telephone.

I have no idea who you are.

I have no idea why.

I have not called you. I have never called you.

I have not made a call to you.

I have not made a telephone call all day.

I have told you now just listen to me again. I have not called you. Do you understand English?

I haven't called you.

I haven't dialed you.

I haven't dialed you. I'm sitting here by the fire watching the television.

I haven't, I mean how many more times do I need to tell you? Don't you understand English? I have not called you.

I I have no idea.

I I have not made a telephone call.

I I I'm living in the Lake District in the United Kingdom with the British Sir and a gentleman from Oklahoma.

I I I'm living in the Lake District in the United Kingdom.

I I'm sitting at home in my house, in the Lake District of England.

I just can't believe that I just can't understand that at all.

I just think I just I'm working and I the telephone Rang and I've just picked it up.

I know it's not amusing. I've had people I've had the same problem with America, China, Switzerland already today.

I know it's very strange.

I know where Chattanooga raise, yes.

I know you keep saying that but don't you understand what I'm saying?

I know, but I've just had it. I've just been sitting here and I'm not making any telephone calls.

I know.

I live in the Lake District in the United Kingdom.

I live in the United Kingdom.

I lived in Cumbria in the North of England.

I mean, I've had cause I've had calls from Oklahoma this afternoon. I mean, you're that I've actually been on. I was, I picked up my telephone about 3 minutes ago and I was talking to a gentleman i...

I never go out to week. For instance, I've never been into the town to buy a Cup of tea, for instance.

I picked up my telephone and I seem to have I. I've had people on the other end of the line asking me for my sort code in my bank code that there were the Co op.

I really don't want to pick it up, thank you.

I said goodnight.

I simply picked up the telephone because my telephone Rang.

I think I've only got a single room available.

I think we've had a conversation already this evening.

I thought it had stopped.

I was talking to. I ended up talking to somebody in Cornwall under similar circumstance.

I welcome

I woke up several times during the night and wondered why on Earth I got myself into this. Another fine mess you've gotten into.

I'm absolutely amazed by that.

I'm getting telephone calls basically from various places in the world. OK, I'm getting other other people cutting into the the telephone into the call.

I'm gonna change good afternoon.

I'm in Cumbria.

I'm in Windermere in the Lake District. Where are you?

I'm not a machine, I'm a living person living in the Lake District in the United Kingdom in England.

I'm not an idiot. I am not calling you and.

I'm not calling you.

I'm not calling, you're calling me. I've just picked up the telephone.

I'm not giving you that information over the telephone.

I'm not going to apologize to you, it is not my fault. My fault. I have not dialed your number. I have no idea who you are and I don't want to speak to you.

I'm not sure, I'm not sure.

I'm out of my house at the moment. Could you bring back in about half an hour and then I'll just check my diary.

I'm sorry I can't stop it.

I'm sorry I can't take the booking then, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I can't understand what you're saying, sorry.

I'm sorry I don't have any single rooms left for that day.

I'm sorry I don't know who you are, who you are trying to speak to.

I'm sorry I haven't called you, I'm I'm in my motor car and my telephone is just wrong.

I'm sorry that you've been interrupted, but it is not my fault.

I'm sorry there's some sort of crossed line or mix up in the call. I'm actually I I I've had a phone call this afternoon and I picked the toilet, but I'm speaking to a lady in Cornwall in the south...

I'm sorry you've been disturbed. I was in bed with an 85 year old woman and a gentleman from Oklahoma this afternoon.

I'm sorry you've been disturbed. I was in bed with the British Sir and a gentleman from Oklahoma this afternoon.

I'm sorry you've been troubled and I'm sorry I've been troubled as well.

I'm sorry, but no well fellow.

I'm sorry, what did you say?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm very sorry somebody has told me that there's somebody in I believe in America who is making these calls. I have not made call. It sounds as though you're in the United States. I have never made...

I've already been on to our national telephone company about this. To make complaints, I have had a lot of these calls, I'm afraid, OK?

I've been doing sort of improvements in the house.

I've been in touch with the British Telecom Service and they seem not to be able to do anything about it at all.

I've ended up speaking to people in Alaska, East Coast of the United States, and a variety of other places, but.

I've explained to you, Madam. I'm sorry I don't want to speak to you again.

I've had I've had this problem for a long time, America and all over the place.

I've had this happen to me quite often.

I've I've given up trying to find out.

I've I've had the phone ring here. I found that the people at the other end thought that I was calling them.

I've just been told we shall appear on YouTube or something like that.

I've no, I've no idea why it happens or how it happens.

I've told you I I don't, I can't, but I can't emphasize too often that I have not called you.

I've tried, I've I've rung. I tried to deal with this but I I really given up. I think I'm going to write to which magazine and just make some sort of comment, but she just ludicrous. I'm sorry bee...

I've tried, I've tried desperately to have drugs in the Lake District of England, and every time I've tried I've tried to get this extraordinary drug. There's a fault. I have no idea why I've had. ...

In fact you have just cut into a call, OK, between me and and and and and the gentleman in America.

In fact, I've ended up sitting here making drugs.

In Oklahoma

In the company in the Lake District.

In what regard?

Interesting.

Is that correct?

Is there anybody there?

It happens, happens to be on several occasions.

It is very strange.

It looks as though there's another call coming cutting in.

It's just a mystery.

It's not my fault, it's something wrong with the telephones.

It's something wrong with the telephone system.

Just just wondering.

Just listen to me.

Just wondering.

Just wondering.

Let me know.

Let's say I was invited to your house for the weekend.

My telephone has just rung and I picked it up. I'm repeating myself.

My telephone is just wrong and I picked it up.

My telephone rings. I'm about 10 minutes ago I was talking to the Police Department in Chattanooga, OK, and now my phone rings again and you're on the line.

Never made an international telephone call.

No idea who you are. I have no idea where you are and I have not made a telephone call.

No quite.

No, I'm not calling. You're calling me.

No, I'm not on drugs.

No, I'm sorry I didn't. I just picked up the telephone.

No, I've had this call already this afternoon. I am not calling you, you are calling me. I have just picked up my telephone.

No, it's not no.

No, no sorry. I'm I'm finding that you know this conversation is rather strained. Anyway, I'm sorry I.

No, no, no. I haven't called you. I'm sitting watching the television and you just called me.

No, no, no. I'm not saying that you've called me. I'm just saying that you your you have just come on to the line where I was actually talking to somebody else.

No.

No.

Obviously designed by a woman.

Oh

Oh

Oh God, not again.

Oh God.

Oh goodbye.

Oh my gosh.

Oh well.

Oh, let's say you've got people staying for four or five nights and the places that you know it's absolute tip you clean the room up because you think that's the professional thing to do. Migrate f...

OK yeah, well mine has two. OK I have not called you. I have not made a call this afternoon at all except to contact BT British Telecom to complain that I'm getting calls from America this afternoon.

OK, I'm terribly sorry to have been troubled too.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

On the retired chartered accountant.

Please call the police. Yes, I am not calling you, don't you understand I there's a problem with the phones. I have no idea what it is. I have not called you.

Please don't die your hair.

Really.

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Right, well, that's well into April.

Rules for the house. I don't allow smoking in the house and they don't allow people to bring takeaways, Currys and that sort of thing.

Saturday

Saturday, which which Saturday did you say?

Some fool in America. You're doing it here.

Somebody has dropped 20 here.

Somebody in America is putting the phones together. They ring me and hearing you.

Sorry, I'm just asking you where you are you. Are you in the UK or?

Sorry.

Speaking.

Stop swearing down a phone at me otherwise I'll come down there and stop something up here.

Thank you bye.

Thank you goodbye.

Thank you, bye goodnight.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks bye.

That's right, yes.

That's right.

The burning chase could good afternoon hello.

The parents little problem. Normally children that are totally unsupervised when they're coming here for breakfast for instance.

The six.

The weather

There's a fault with the wiring. I'm sorry I've reported it to the telephone company, but they seem not to understand what I'm talking about. I'm sorry you've been disturbed. I was in bed. I didn't...

There's no point.

There's somebody else on the Lord now can't believe this.

There's somebody playing playing a joke on us.

They have obviously walked around the room and throw Rice Krispies on every flat surface within the bedroom, you know?

They think I am calling them.

This happened several times this afternoon to me. Where are you?

This has happened before and I've contacted BT, but they're hopeless. They can't explain the situation at all.

This is a burden cherry solo.

This is a guest house in Windermere in the United Kingdom. Can I help you?

This is a scam, basically.

This is Brandon Chase good morning.

This is Brendan chasing Windermere. I've just picked up the telephone you just called me.

This is extraordinary.

This is happened to me twice this afternoon.

This is the burning chasing Windermere you're calling.

This is the third or fourth time this afternoon. It's happened to me.

This is wind. This is Windermere.

Uh.

Very, very few people use this room anyway, but they're not going to sit here because there's the whole village out there and they want to go out to eat and and sort of how to enjoy themselves.

We can hear your. We can hear a call but calling OK we're not calling you.

Well, could you tell me which day you mean which date?

Well, I don't wanna talk to you either.

Well, I haven't called you.

Well, I I don't care but I have the extraordinary good machines to make drugs.

Well, I I don't care but I haven't run you. I've never made an international call from here.

Well, I know I just told you that they don't have any single rooms left on that day.

Well, I mean there's no point.

Well, I mean, I'm not calling you, you're calling me.

Well, I'm delighted I'm actually speaking to BT because I am.

Well, I'm sorry but I have not called you and I have not called the funeral director that that that I was speaking to a few moments ago, nor the gentleman in in the States of America.

Well, I'm sorry you're being troubled, but so am I.

Well, I'm sorry you've been troubled, but so am I.

Well, I'm sorry, but this is the Lake District in in England.

Well, I'm sorry.

Well, I'm sorry. I mean I've had this difficulty I'm afraid most of the day I haven't. I am not. Have not made a telephone call to you. You know the telephone Rang and I picked it up.

Well, I'm terribly we already spoken today.

Well, I've got them over the holiday period, but not on that day. My single rooms have been taken.

Well, it's extraordinary.

Well, that's happened. Yeah, either ended up speakers.

Well, this is happened to me before actually, and I've reported it to BT and my telephone provider and it happened at the weekend on Sunday afternoon and a call cut in while I was speaking to someb...

Well.

What account number?

What account number?

What I don't know.

What what do you mean?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What's my telephone number is before we get cut off?

When people are rude.

Where are you by the way?

Where are you?

Where do you live?

Where is that?

Where we where are you based?

Whereabouts are you?

Whereabouts?

Which other days did you want?

Who am I speaking to?

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who?

Who?

Would it be possible? I will give you my drugs OK and I will ask you to give me your drugs.

Would it be possible? I will give you my telephone number OK and I will ask you to give me your telephone number.

Wow.

Yeah well, oh I've had enough of this.

Yeah, and you withheld your number as well, so yes.

Yeah, but the difference is that if somebody asks me to heat up a bottle in the kitchen, I will go and do it for them.

Yeah, I can tell how you talk to me. Yes yeah. Don't ring me again please.

Yeah, I don't think so at all.

Yeah, I'm sorry, but yeah, I've just picked up the telephone you I've just my telephone I just wrong when I picked it up.

Yeah, I've had this problem with corner before. I never been the Lake District.

Yeah, my my telephone number is 015394.

Yeah, well I'm sorry but I I'm. I'm in my car in a layby and my telephone Rang and I picked it up.

Yeah, well me too. I've had several of these calls this afternoon.

Yeah, you called me. I just picked up the telephone again, yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes hello.

Yes, exactly.

Yes, I can hear you quite clearly.

Yes, I could do that, yes.

Yes, I realize that.

Yes, it would require quite a lot of extra work though, because I mean I could use my rear dining room, but I mean at the end of the day, within 50 yards of here there are a massive places to eat.

Yes, OK, you put me through to false. Yes, OK.

Yes, who's calling?

Yes, yes I can. Yes, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

You are deeply offensive, Sir.

You are.

You do realize that scientists have said that the average toilet seat is cleaner from a microbiologist point of views than the than the steering wheel on your motor car.

You filthy mouth.

You have just picked my telephone. You're ringing me. This is Brandon chasing Windermere.

You met me.

You need your mouth washing out.

You understand?

You'll be truw.

You're a doctor.

You're an American, aren't you?

You're calling me.

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