Everybody Loves Raymond Sounds Edit

And that is a very astute observation.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, answers the question, why do we drink?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you very sure you're not homosexual?

But I am not threatened by younger women. Why should I be? I happen to be an attractive woman. I am extremely well read. I'm a good conversationalist. I'm proud of my agent. I have never lied about.

By God, I will do whatever it takes to make this family whole.

Do men ever stop being stupid?

Do you know how I am? I see what I want and I go for it. And what I want is you.

Do you know that you're killing me? Do you even care that you're killing me? Dig a grave and throw me in.

Family meeting Calling a family meeting. Grab your drinks and kindly follow me to the dining room. Chop chop.

Hello, I'm queer and now I'm here.

Hey, as your friend I can honestly say unless you can provide for and protect your woman, you should get out of the way and give me a shot.

Hey, hey, happy Turkey Day.

Hey, look at this prayer cards. Saint Jude rookie card.

I am the King, and now His Majesty will retire to his castle, where he will await the royal grilled cheese sandwich.

I feel a little dirty. I like it.

I just want to know what do I get the most beautiful woman in the world?

I just want us to have a nice candid conversation about life and romance and what's wrong with you.

I know what you're going through and I can help you. I just want you once and for all to say it to me that you're homosexual.

I'm not the easiest person to live with. I I'm hairy and smelly and I'm really kind of like an animal.

I'm pathetic, I'm a loser and everybody hates me. Could you make me something to eat?

I'm sorry and I'm stupid.

I'm telling you, the things you do and the way you look can drive a woman crazy.

Look, I know that it's tough out there, but you will find someone who have so much going for you. You're kind, you're sensitive, you're honest.

No, no, no. No.

No, thank you.

Obviously you spent a lot more time thinking about this than I have.

OK, time to party on down with the same people I see 51 hours a week.

People have told me that if you're not happy with yourself, you should work on yourself, and I've been kind of thinking about that and that's why I think that we should work on you.

See. See. That's beautiful. That is what a woman should smell like. Lemon pledge and meat sauce.

So how you doing? Yeah, you're fast, you're loose, you're throwing up.

So let me tell you something about giving money. First of all, you never just offer it to anybody. They got to come to you with a really good reason and a whole plan to pay you back. And then only ...

So you can thank me later. I like fine chocolates.

They'll see you in hell.

To jacking me around. I'm going to rip your arm off at the elbow.

Well, I'm not so sure I like the way I'm being treated here. If any of you want to apologize to me, I'll be in the back.

What a load of bulls.

When you're getting so upset about, we're just talking.

Wow, the shoes on the other foot now. Uncomfortable and smelly, is it not?

You are a baby.

You just don't like me being right, right? You're allowed to analyze me up and down, but I I hit on a psychological undercoating and you so you can't give me my due.

You know what? I'm tired. Could you just call yourself an idiot?

You know, I once lost a friend over $50. And I'll tell you sometimes when I'm driving. I still think about that $50.

You know, I really haven't told you how good you've been looking lately. You're like a you're like a hot chick.

You know, is it too much to ask for you to save my life once in a while?

You know, you're just, you're just strolling down the railroad tracks and you don't hear the.

You listen, if my parents let an orphanage on fire on Christmas Eve, they wouldn't be as bad as your parents.

You, Madam, are ignorant.