Gregory Stevens Soundboard Edit

Abbey Road

Actually no, I'm not, and I have this call on recording because I'm tired of these pranks.

And I'll tell you why you're gonna be even more trouble. Mother fucker, because I'm tired of these prank calls and there is a trace on this line as we speak and your number is going to be flagged b...

And what number is on that caller ID? Sir, give me the exact numbers.

And you're more than welcome to subpoena phone records to this number.

And.

And.

Are you spell it for you? You simple sonofabitch.

As your is not talking this God damn long so I can trace your ass.

But it is not me.

Despite these six, God damn time that you've called me under the pretense that I've called you and you can't. Even God damn talk clear enough that somebody can understand you.

Dick head.

Dick head.

Do they know rule routes around here in along God damn time?

Does I would actually like to solve this shit myself 'cause I'm tired of hearing from you saying that I'm harassing you.

Don't fucking play in traffic and I hope that you die.

Don't wanna use a knife.

Donald, what?

Faggot, motherfucker.

For about the last three months.

Fucking cock in your mouth and I bet you got one in your ass at the same damn time.

Fucking redneck.

Get me at least three so far.

Give me a God damn address. I want City, State and street address.

Give the God damn digits dickhead.

Go fuck yourself.

God, you really are fucking pathetic.

Gregory Stevens

Hang out with people absolutely speak clearly to where they might be able to understand your stupid fucking ass and maybe enjoy the God damn joke.

Hello my terminal, I don't even know who the fuck this is. My loan with the fuck your faggot ass lives.

Hello Sir, do you have what do you need now?

Hello, have you not called anybody tonight when you called me 6 God dam times in a row?

Hello.

Hello.

How did you get this number?

How in the hell did you dial the number? If you? If you don't know it?

I advise you not to call this number anymore, 'cause I'm tired of these fucking calls too. I just dealt with another dumb sonofabitch saying I called them.

I and the rest of my family are tired of these calls at all hours of the God damn night.

I and the rest of my fucked up family or tired of these calls at all hours of the God damn night.

I didn't call your daughters phone.

I didn't say anything about an old man. I said old woman.

I don't give a damn what your name is. Mother fucker. Give me an address. I need to know what city urine.

I don't give a shit what the fuck you believe, Arnold.

I don't give a shit what the fuck you believe.

I got I got a Richard and I've gotten it just said his name was out.

I gotta learn that website. So God damn big you could tell him you with it.

I guess we have quite a conundrum here.

I have much better things to do with my time.

I have never in my life and I swear on the departed soul. My great grandmother who raised my ass. I'm not calling you.

I haven't called any number all damn day.

I haven't called anybody the outgoing call log on my IP as well as my phone records are going to show that I have not called any of you ignorant mother fuckers and everybody is going to be sucking ...

I hope there are.

I sure as hell is not called you or any member of your fucked up ass damn family because I've gotten a number of calls from you backwards mother fuckers saying that I'm fucking with you.

I tell you what if you if you maybe you're placing this call and whatnot? What number are you trying to reach?

I tell you what if you wanna bring evidence, I'll bring evidence. I have a tape recording of this call as we speak.

I tell you why you bring your fucking knife. I'll bring my double barrelled fucking 10 gauge and I'll blow your fucking head off. You want to bring a knife to a gun fight?

I understand I'm quite well.

I will have a voice print.

I'll have your ass.

I'll tell you what I got a trace running right. God damn now to find your ass so just stay on the line about another I'm not 10 seconds and I'll have your ass.

I'll tell you what man that is such an empty fucking thread that I don't give a fuck.

I'll tell you why, don't you call this number no more 'cause I haven't called anybody.

I'm done told you you fucking cock sucker.

I'm going to fuck with you.

I'm gonna die, huh?

I'm in Alexandria IN.

I'm in Indiana.

I'm really getting tired of getting calls saying that I'm alive and more listing and harassing somebody's daughter. I'm getting tired of getting calls saying that I'm constantly calling somebody's ...

I've had a little bit to drink right now.

In what state?

Matter of fact, I ripped it wide fucking open last night.

Maybe we could actually discuss whatever issue you might be having.

Mother fucker, you probably couldn't kill a God damn fly if it was on its last leg.

Mother fucker. I ain't called anybody today and I'm really sick of this. God damn caught sucking bullshit. If you and your little mother fucking friends calling me and telling me that I'm calling you.

No, I don't wanna fuck you almost broke your old lady again.

No, I like fucking your wife in the ass.

Obviously you're the faggot motherfucker. If you're wanting to fuck me up the ass.

Obviously you're trying to call back some number that's bothering your woman or whatever. I wanna know what God damn number you're trying to reach. 'cause obviously you have misdialed.

Oh and Arnold Schwarzenegger, soundboard? Now that's original.

Oh, good Lord, another individual.

Oh, that's the clearest fucking you've got so far. Why can't you talk like this the whole damn time?

OK, well you're recording this band called because I am.

Once I give you all those numbers, I'm going to prosecute to the full extent of the law.

Please take the cock out of your mouth. That way you can actually talk clear and maybe we could have an intelligent conversation.

Richard Hanson.

She shares that don't sound like one you Redneck Mother fucker.

Sir.

Sir.

So I might be able to show the fuck up.

So what I was talking to somebody else.

Sugar Creek, Mo.

Sure, go right ahead, Sir.

Take the shit out of your mouth so I can understand you.

Tell me some more amusing shit. I'm actually enjoying this.

That is not this number, Sir.

The problem is we are several states away from each other and I'm not about to spend the money to make prank calls with somebody several states away.

There was one is all I'm hearing.

There's good run. If he could fucking talk clearly, maybe we could actually discuss whatever issue you might be having.

This is Gregory Stevens, who is this?

This is harassment.

This is rather amusing.

Weather, weather

Well, you do make a damn good pair.

What city?

What look at your caller ID box look the number that you just dialed and give me the fucking digits.

What number are you trying to reach dickhead?

What number are you trying to reach?

What number in fact are you trying to reach?

What, what, what, that's all right fucking here.

What?

What?

What's that address again? Real slow 'cause I'm trying to find a pen and paper and I need to remember I've had a little bit to drink right now.

What's that? You're slurring a little bit.

Who is this?

Who the fuck is this you called me?

Yeah, Donald L Richard I have 'em all written down.

Yeah, my elbow was smarter than you are.

Yeah, right down Richard Hanson.

Yeah.

Yes, it's just been traced and they're gonna be sued for harassment.

Yes.

You backwards motherfucker.

You called me now.

You called me the fucking redneck.

You don't know you did, you just magically pulled an Indiana number out of your ass? The call and say that they've been calling you all day.

You don't know, but yeah, you dialed it.

You fucking cock sucker.

You guys are really fucking sick. How many have you all are there? Those are in on this fucking little joke ring of yours.

You have a good night and I hope the hell you do figure out who is actually pranking you.

You know the thing that has two tickets in a Pussy.

You obviously can't hear worth a damn either. 'cause I just told you that I have not made any outgoing calls on this number all day.

You obviously, so God damn stupid you can't even give me a single fucking name.

You redneck mother fucker.

You simple sonofabitch.

You stupid fucking ass.

You will be prosecuted here very very shortly.

You're more than welcome to subpoena the fucking phone records from this number because they will show there had been no outgoing calls all day on this phone.

You're the one making the God damn uppers.

Your fucked up family.

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