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Al The Drunk Megaboard Soundboard Sound
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Al The Drunk Megaboard Soundboard Sound
All right?
All right?
Already answered that.
Alright buddy, what?
Alright hello.
Alright you coming over.
Alright, bye.
Alright, I guess you use a white guy, right?
Am I what?
And so I don't want to be with you.
And.
Android.
Are you a cop?
Are you are you on your way here?
Are you coming back on my joy you dumb *****
Are you gonna find out how bad picture I am?
Are you I thought you want me to give him ******* while you were doing my *****
Are you lonely?
Are you not drink?
Babies computers. It's called the soundboard. To record, you know what you say, they use 3 way call Marshall.
Boy, what a man you are.
Brochure.
But somebody doing that 3 way calling you, but they they recorded me talking and then the other night doing that **** ****** ******* with you. I can't hear no one will bring in.
Call me in the morning when you get up. Call Felicia make a report.
Call nobody night.
Call you.
Can you please turn my big my ****** *******
Chinese symbol.
Come and knock on my ******* door by.
Come and knock on my balls.
Come and knock on my door yeah, yeah yeah come on, bring it over.
Come on over in my ***
Come on over.
Come on Rose and **** Me ****** ******
Come over so we can ******* suck. Really, you ain't coming over.
Come over to my house, turn off.
Coming back from my door bringing preach with you, you dumb similar best they give you Blacks whites I ******* kill you.
Coming back in my dorm, other parties.
Coming back on my door and bring a priest we don't need last place I'm gonna kill you.
Crazy Mark only friend in Maine.
Create.
Created by the road.
Do you ******* self with this week?
Do you have my phone number? You must learn my address.
Do you like doctor size of my little finger, your ******
Do you need the lick me right there? We did last time you were over you.
Do you want to phone?
Do you?
Don't ******* redneck piece of ****
Dumb ****** ******
Enjoy jerking off.
Every ******* becoming coil I'm getting is being recorded by the phone company right now.
Every month.
Figure out your son.
Forecast for Wednesday police report right.
Free.
General Kearney.
Give me a call when you get up in the morning and I'll walk up and get cigarettes on you.
Give me your badge number. Let me write all this stuff down, officer.
Go **** your mother. You dumb *** ** * *****
Go **** yourself.
Go ahead and you ******* balls. Come back on the door you want. Talk to me.
Go back to sleep. I'm trying to.
Go right now.
Go to Mama. Come on over you, come over and where is the party?
Going to Joliet, IL? You gonna need a gentleman named Jerome.
Good buddy, I don't need no hey.
Good morning coming to bring my door step.
Good morning number for Maine.
Good morning, come knock on my door ************
Good, how are you?
Good, how are you?
Good.
Have a nice day.
Hawaii called nobody.
He was earlier. If you went home.
Hello ****** ****** You keep down.
Hello Tyrone.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Her Jessica.
Hey I know Jessica.
Hey, call nobody. You don't sound of a *****
Hey, coming back on my door you know my name. No, you know we sure you know where I live.
Hey, how you doing man?
Hey, I really mean for him police report last night, but there's never want to learn about these phone calls.
Hey, why don't you ******* coming back on my door you dumb ******* *****
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi Jessica.
Hi Richard.
Hi, how you doing Jessica?
Hi.
Homecoming already got your number in your location.
Hoping hope.
How are you right here in love in my ******* face?
How are you wish you to call you? Try that 8777 number.
How are you you wanna make a video or something?
How are you? My love everybody's coming.
How big are your bigger? You know both.
How big is **** ****
How do you know Maine?
How do you know Maine?
How do you love me?
How do you say I won't stick?
How many fingers see some of your ******* One point.
How many guys you want me to take care of?
How you doing man?
How you doing now?
Hurt you and Tyrone come on over seeing what about now are.
I ain't been no federal prison man.
I am holding body over long. Somebody is using one of them, conference line calls or using the computer or something. I will be on my phone except 911 to report. Always threatening phone calls. Hav...
I am not calling 911.
I called you earlier.
I called you here.
I can hear you now.
I didn't call nobody.
I don't drink.
I don't know barbecue place goes that way or not I don't know nothing about that.
I don't know how many think you get up there.
I don't know you need some kinda help.
I don't know, maybe.
I don't wanna do this if you're falling Maine.
I don't want no man is something that they don't do that **** right that way.
I don't want you some jeans inside Maine.
I doubt it. You got no money.
I got girls, I got plenty of ******* girls.
I guess we could write about anything you want you, dear.
I have no idea.
I know these guys are using computers. You know the call everybody.
I made a police report about you and your ******* phone calls.
I need a girl with the change.
I never killed over the American soil.
I only know Goldman strain.
I think you should out of your mouth and ******* start talking so I can understand you.
I thought you guys are gonna be here by now.
I thought you were coming over here tonight.
I will give a damn where the hell you are, right? You know who I am? You know my lady friends name you coming back on my door you sorry I speak and I'll tell you what when your priest with you why?
I will put ** **** ** your mouth.
I would say summer dresses with you.
I'll find out who you are, where you live before you find out wireless.
I'll tell Natalia's me over here.
I'm going back to sleep.
I'm gonna poop and obey.
I'm here in my view Rd.
I'm in North Carolina.
I'm just a mile run Rd for men.
I'm sick of everything, but I don't need this ********
I'm sorry I don't poop on people.
I'm telling you the truth.
I'm using somebody else. I will. I think there's somebody else online, Richard.
I'm working there ****** ******
I've got a little ****** ****** Show me going die with.
Is only called Maine.
Is there?
It seems like you thought in the Italian sausage.
It's more stolen.
Jam O'Connor
John O'Connor
John Seymour
Just like love food, please address.
Leave me alone.
Let's see you.
Let's start over again. Identify yourself included.
Look up blue ice on the phone company every incoming calls to this number are being played.
Look up, you have to know how to use a gun.
Maine.
Maybe I can help you a yourself.
My F boy.
My mother died in childbirth.
My mother is dead.
My name is Earl.
My name is L Jones. On that research I rewrote.
My name is well Jones.
My name is what?
My phone menu dumbfounding obituary calling Maine.
Negative.
No **** you.
No fingers bigger in your ******* ****
No matter where you now, why you go on Main?
No, I don't wanna **** nobody from my girlfriend I want **** you.
No, I really want he's come knocking on doors 378 inch cock with you.
No, I'm not avoiding reality or you.
No, thank you.
No.
No.
Nobody did hear the Coles number we want. Who are you talking about?
Oh
Oh my God for my ******* door with some place.
Oh my God.
Oh no more work for nobody.
Oh yeah, I know what it means to kill somebody. So what that ******* means. ****** ****** adore bringing preach with you something little bit they give you back twice. Oh yeah yeah, like my door.
Oh, I can make some phone calls.
OK, well if you want to come come on over just going she would happen.
OK.
OK.
Older.
Once you go **** your mother.
Once you kiss my ******* ******* sticking tongue up there, you piece of ****
One now *******
Only love long distance darling I'm at home.
Open my Hulu. **** you what?
Or if you have some amazing Rd.
People playing the ******* girl in a coffin sugar die.
Play come on my door, knock on it and say something about my momma.
Play you you wanna suck on Richard **** or something.
Please call *******
Please give me my address. You got my phone number.
Please send me jacking **** **** Why you talking to me?
Please.
Prince are you coming over or not?
Promo find out who the **** you are you are. You ****** ** friends right home.
Put uniform come knock on my door you ******* ***** *** ****** ******
Put your ***** inside your ****** ******
Quit calling me.
Really fair warning, you ******* said.
Restarting the phone. How many place in this song?
Richard
Right, Oh yeah, you and your ******* people support home.
Robert do fine.
Robert knows where I was lonely.
Robert new card.
Roll.
Rubber do pine.
Run.
Sergeant Johnson
Sex.
Sharon
She loves your mom. ****** ******* grow some balls and coming back on my door.
She's ******* dead. You dumb *** ** * *****
She's 15 years old.
She's alone.
She's very pushy.
Shoot yourself in the ******* head given over with.
Show
Shut up.
Silly idea who you talking to?
Similarly, say the words you say honey full. Now what now?
So bring me porn there with you.
So do I will beat the snot out again next time?
So I think you should I remember.
So many usually have 3 way calling.
So most mothers heart museum that.
So say your friend she got for you come and do that.
So the big.
So when you come back on my ******* door.
So when you coming over Vincent.
So why are you coming Murphy clean for me *******
So you and Jessica were gonna come over.
So you can't even ******* come Kenya.
So you want *****
So.
Somebody is using my phone number call.
Sorry if you don't want by Richard download regions in the South Side and I'm very very big corner.
Start with what are you saying now Syrian?
Stephanie.
Stop, sign and underwrite vertically.
Suck **** **** ******
Sugar Creek, Mo.
Summer, you must be a real bad ****** ******
Sure who.
Sure, yes and more check **** **** Little Liars.
Sure, you blew up the paper bag. You dumb *** ** * *****
Sure.
Taken tobacco out of your ******* mouth so I can understand you.
Talking by a boy. Put yourself to sleep. Have your own misery and everybody else.
Target.
Target.
Tell breathing funny no more.
Tell Jones
Tell me kill Maine.
Tell you guys doing let you much around my butt hole and lick and suck.
Thank you, love you.
Thank you, thank you, said are you now?
Thanks goodbye.
That feel good.
That has allowed.
That said, thank you **** out of your mouth.
That would be ******* true, or your wife Linda.
That would make me feel very good.
The logo that way.
The money.
The phone companies placing your phone call right now.
There's level once you too, but.
There's only one way you gonna find out it's coming back on my door.
They say you never hear the shot that killed him.
They wanna meet you over here.
This one.
Twinkle ******* come.
Very, you know, Tyrone.
Vincent
Wait, do not have my doors on some of the big she goes dial 1 poisoning.
Want to come over? Come over now.
We going talking about.
We've got tonight. Do you like?
Well, it depends who you're talking too I guess.
Well, we all get together and figure out what we gonna do.
What am I gonna do The Who?
What are you ******* stupid?
What are you a ******
What are you asking?
What are you doing ******* her? She's been ******* you.
What are you guys just come on over?
What are you some kind of fagot you don't know what the hell to do when you get down there?
What are you thinking? Trying to ******* ******* **** or something?
What are you? what I ******* want.
What bag?
What damn Tyrone?
What do you call nobody?
What do you say about Phil Davis?
What do you want now or?
What do you want? So I should say?
What is bull? Sure bless you and hold trigger.
What is well?
What kind of can do you drink?
What now you piece of ****
What pros dying? Don't you understand?
What the **** are you saying? Thank you. Fill out your love.
What would you like me to do?
What you said throughout the world, you gun.
What you want me to gonna bring Robertson found over 2.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What's my name Siri? John Kimble. You keep calling me John symbol, watching my name.
What's your name?
What's your real name?
When is Dean gonna be here?
When were remaining 4.
When will you? When will you be here?
Where did you get my number from?
Where did your real phone call me? Some some stupid ******* computer?
Where is L?
Where there was your marry you talking about.
Where you at?
Where you born tell me **** ** ****
Where you guys at I need directions.
Which is the which is the version you say he saved himself for you?
Who are you calling?
Who are you?
Who did you call?
Who do for you?
Who do you call?
Who do you want?
Who is lone 7?
Who is this?
Who is this?
Who is yo man Maine?
Who the **** are you calling?
Who the hell are you talking to?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who's your you over here? With here our we gonna do.
Why can't you know, wondering.
Why don't you ******* **** ** **** ****** your ****** ******
Why don't you ******* suck my big hole ****** ************
Why don't you come over and see for yourself, but I can do.
Why is she called Maine?
Why is the claim at me when you get here?
Why were you here? *** **** phone you *******
Why would I need an AA meeting?
Why you coming dialogues voices in my ******* yard.
Why you gotta hear in your *** Yeah make you ******* call soon phone huh?
Why you like ******* guys in the *** you ****** ************
Why you man?
Why you think God?
Why you want to **** ** **** and lick my *******
Why your ******
Why your ****** Your ***** ****** ******* ******
Why?
Will you business?
Will you come alone?
Will you miss around noon sucking, licking? We give all you get.
Will you want *****
Would you would you get my number?
Yeah man, this is my name is Elvin Jones.
Yeah yeah, you guys coming over here with this.
Yeah, ******* hell, yes you gotta suck your resting on my phone coming back on my door. Come on, bring it over ****** ******
Yeah, from saving Maine ignore I'm gonna get.
Yeah, I bet you do.
Yeah, I know it's in the ******* with you.
Yeah, I only had the police here once tonight. I had it here when it's like the phone call.
Yeah, so he's bringing my phone. I keep answering.
Yeah, what you want.
Yeah, you coming over here.
Yeah, you work that our Richard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes I am.
Yes, a good boy. What you want now.
Yes, I did what you want now.
Yes, sister **** *** You can't ******* shoot yourself.
Yes.
Yes.
You ****** already.
You ****** piece of ****
You are addicted to Gonzaga.
You are live.
You be gentle with Maine.
You bring him up.
You call me, I got nobody.
You can call me. That's what you can do for me.
You come over here, it's not on ** ****
You coming over real ******* search yes.
You don't want directions. How's your bearded men?
You dumb *** ** * *****
You fired from.
You found a compromise with a bad series, Young, No?
You go ******* slowing me as we're doing now.
You gonna pull up in my mouth.
You got here. Are you coming back to my door? He won't ******* happen.
You got the balls to come kill me, do you?
You gotta drink your own ******* song.
You know my number, you know Sarah, you know Maine.
You know my phone number? You would say my address.
You know what you supposed to do.
You know who I am coming back on my ******* door you piece of ****
You know who I am?
You know you love it.
You must be certain cars somewhere around here real close.
You only get him in here before.
You ready to die?
You said you wanted to **** me in the same with her strap on Friday you *******
You sorry ****** ******
You still work.
You wanna **** Maine?
You wanna come over and you gotta put the tag on your told when you're ******* dead.
You wanna lick my *******
You wanna pick Richard up? Do whatever your issue one do. We gotta do that.
You want talking? Keep calling me back. Wanting to do it.
You working come over hello over.
You you are you coming over with Jessica or what?
You you could have.
You you don't come by here tonight.
You're breaking up. I hear you.
You're gonna **** me in the *** and weight gain.
You're hungry ingleside. How many else? To which? Your ******* He ain't licking mine.
You're not sure who made this.
Your ***** ****** ******
Your ***** ****** ******* ******
Your ***** Yes Target.
Your computer servers being faced right? Nice sounds a bit.
Your life really worth this.
Your mom is you still view it first.
Your mom, yeah?
Your voice always. They see yourself in the ******* head. You got a gun. Shoot it.
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******* shoot yourself in the ******* anybody so value misery.
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