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Are you a robot
Are you a robot
Are you a robot (Posh Voice)
Are you a robot (Posh Voice)
Are you married
Are you married
Are you sexually active? [Laughs]
Are you sexually active? [Laughs]
Are you there?
Are you there?
Can ya not
Can ya not
Cole
Cole
Do you live in heely, healing
Do you live in heely, healing
Do you want to know who we are
Do you want to know who we are
Fuck off you motherfucker
Fuck off you motherfucker
Have you got alzheimer's
Have you got alzheimer's
Have you got alzheimer's you
Have you got alzheimer's you
He buys her nice things
He buys her nice things
Hello
Hello
Hello (Posh)
Hello (Posh)
Hello 2
Hello 2
Hello3
Hello3
How old are you
How old are you
I said I think your robot
I said I think your robot
I think you got alzheimer's darling
I think you got alzheimer's darling
I think you need a bit of healing darling
I think you need a bit of healing darling
I think your a robot aren't ya
I think your a robot aren't ya
I think your husband has stopped fancying you for long time
I think your husband has stopped fancying you for long time
I think your husband is cheating on you darling
I think your husband is cheating on you darling
I think your husband is having an affair darling
I think your husband is having an affair darling
I think your husband is having an affair darling 2
I think your husband is having an affair darling 2
I'm gonna get the police on ya
I'm gonna get the police on ya
Is it how nice for you (posh voice)
Is it how nice for you (posh voice)
Is your husband having an affair
Is your husband having an affair
Is your husband having an affair darling
Is your husband having an affair darling
Listen get a life will you love
Listen get a life will you love
Mrs Cole
Mrs Cole
No don't think so love
No don't think so love
No I dont ring your number love
No I dont ring your number love
No I turned my hearing aid up
No I turned my hearing aid up
No you just rang my number
No you just rang my number
No you need to do that love
No you need to do that love
Pardon
Pardon
Really
Really
Really well you've just phoned me love
Really well you've just phoned me love
So your on a private landline
So your on a private landline
Stop ringing this number
Stop ringing this number
Turn your hearing aid up darling
Turn your hearing aid up darling
Well ya need to put your hearing aid up don't ya
Well ya need to put your hearing aid up don't ya
Well your husband is having an affair
Well your husband is having an affair
What is your name
What is your name
What is your name you dickhead
What is your name you dickhead
What is your name2
What is your name2
What is your phone number
What is your phone number
Whats your telephone number
Whats your telephone number
Who are you
Who are you
Who are you, you rang me
Who are you, you rang me
Why do you keep phoning
Why do you keep phoning
Yeah
Yeah
You fucking robot
You fucking robot
You herd
You herd
You keep ringing this fucking phone you dickhead
You keep ringing this fucking phone you dickhead
You know what I'm talking about
You know what I'm talking about
You need to speak up lady I'm deaf
You need to speak up lady I'm deaf
You sound like a pensioner
You sound like a pensioner
You sound like a tea girl slut
You sound like a tea girl slut
Your a dickhead
Your a dickhead
Your a dickhead2
Your a dickhead2