Wives Soundboard Edit

Anything at all can and does happen same with wives for that matter

Because there's one thing about these old timers they don't like any fucking around with the other guys' wives it's bad for business

Come on admit it you know you're crazy about your wife of course I am but I dare not tell her that destroy our entire relationship

Exactly we don't need our wives we'll have the marlin and they talk less

First promise me you'll say yes oh no that's how you got me to marry you

Geez I figured you had a sense of humor after all you married her!

Give me a chance to tell you what I really think of your wife

Golly that white fellow should stay away from my wife or I will punch him

Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fucking wives

Have you seen my wife she and my checkbook seemed to have gone out together

Hello how's the wife well still in charge

His wife says one thing he jumps

How long have we been married a long time this way people won't expect us to talk much to each other

How's your wife and my kids

I feel like a bootlegger's wife look

I got a motto like your work love your wife

I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to a divorce

I have to stick pins in a map to keep track of her

I have two little kids ugly wife

I know now that my wife has become host to a ca'n darian demon

I married the wrong woman and now I lead a life of regret

I'd rather be his whore than your wife

I'd say that by tomorrow your dear little wife is gonna be so involved in her civic duties that you'll be doing the shopping for her

I'll tell you what I got your wife's pussy on my breath

If you were a real man she'd stay home nights

If you weren't my wife i'd kiss you

Is your wife okay sir compared to what

It seems it's illegal for a husband to catch a fish unless accompanied by his wife

It seems to me you once had a wife someplace not one lots of them one here one there wherever I found them

It's your wife I want the kids in bed by 9 00 I want the dog fed the yard watered and the gate locked and get a note to the milkman no more cheese!

Jesus! fucking broad she spends half her life dressing the other half undressing gotta get her in between

John! good to see you I see the wife still picks your ties

Just because a wife is nice to her husband doesn't mean she wants anything

Leave Me Alone, Please

Let's compromise supposing we leave just a couple of things behind right two wives

Look his wife's poison but he thinks she's betty crocker

Love is not a big enough word it's not a big enough word for how I feel about my wife

Maybe we can learn a few things from him he's the only one around here who hasn't been kicked out by his wife

Maybe you could you tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex um your wife

My old lady left 'cause of the money yours left because she just couldn't stand the sight of you

My wife just told me did she also mention when the war would be over she doesn't tell me everything she knows

No divorce she'll never divorce him she'll kill him but she won't divorce him

Now I suggest you and your wife mrs jim beam you guys go take a chill pill

Oh hello I didn't recognize you without your wife in your arms come in

Oh no I came to america to find my bride I came to queens to find you

Only dogs are to obey if you truly love your wife you'll value her opinion

Saturday night was for wives but friday night at the copa was for the girlfriends

Saw this in a movie once guy signed his wife's insurance policy then he bumped her off clever

Take comfort son you're not the first man whose wife played patty cake on him

Take my advice when your wife begins to act unnaturally kind kiss her but don't take your hands out of your pockets

Take my wife please I take my wife everywhere but she finds her way home

The next time you talk to my wife like that you'll get worse! she cried for an hour!

There's nothin' you're gonna say that's gonna make me forget I love my wife is there

To the wives to the wives!

Today is your 21st birthday it means you meet your wife to be

We've gone through a lot of trouble to select for you a very fine wife

You must really trust your wife yeah sure I do why it's good it's just unusual tell you the truth so many of my clients don't

You're speechless I see a fine quality in a wife

You're telling me in a fit of jealousy you wrote your wife a love letter

Your wife my wife they're all alike they get married to escape their parents then they join clubs so they can escape their husbands

Your wife need only have a pretty face a firm backside and big breasts