Marriage Soundboard Edit

And not only that it's the wrong time it's a terrible idea I mean you got the economy you got the credit bubble the supreme court I mean look at haiti

Daddy! mom dad this is the boy who molested me last month we have to get married

First promise me you'll say yes oh no that's how you got me to marry you

Forrest Gump

Greg doesn't believe in premarital intercourse

Honey i'm home oh I forgot i'm not married

Honey i'm home! I forgot i'm not married

How long have we been married a long time this way people won't expect us to talk much to each other

I don't want to get married ever to anyone you understand that I want to do what I want to do

I forgot I have to support him no matter what

I have been imprisoned by my father who wishes me to marry against my will please please come and rescue me

I married the wrong woman and now I lead a life of regret

I should've never married him he's a gemini triple gemini duality gemini is the snake you know you can't trust a snake I mean it

I want the ketchup fights and the tickling and the giggling

I'm glad to hear you two arguing for a moment I was wondering if you were a normal married couple

John my husband said I love you will you marry me he did what happened I married him

Kesariyo Jaan Lavyo

Look at yourself! you're a nightmare you're the missing link you shouldn't be married you should be studied

Marriage Band

No i'm not fucking happy no one who's married is fucking happy

No there's nothing wrong with marriage provided there is just one in the family who wears the pants

Sex on a Full Stomach

She says he only played around with married stuff it was a cardinal rule no widows no divorces no maidens and no complications

Should I not tell them after 14 years of marriage you're still afraid to let me see you naked

Sorry I don't want to get married terrific that makes two of us

The law says you must be married to a prince by your next birthday

The man you marry has got to swim rivers for you climb mountains for you slay dragons for you he's got to perform wonderful deeds for you!

The prince is marrying the sea witch in disguise!

This house is so full of people it makes me sick! when I grow up and get married i'm livin' alone!

Wedding holy mackerel i'm married

Well that's what keeps married couples together separate ness

When you're married you can do a lot of things deliberately

Where were you why didn't you call we were worried to death a married man does not stay out like this

Why did we get married have children you don't need us your heart and your mind are in here but it doesn't love you like we do

You don't think she's going to be expecting something big do you what like anal no like a fucking circular gold thing on her finger

You know a lot of happily married people sam 'cause I don't

You wouldn't marry a panther would ya

You wouldn't marry a panther would you I don't know come to think of it no panther ever asked me

You're married occasionally

You're married you're allowed to look like slobs

Your wife my wife they're all alike they get married to escape their parents then they join clubs so they can escape their husbands