City Slickers Soundboard Edit

Bang #city slickers #scared spitless #tension #teach you a lesson

Campfire Song #city slickers #off key #keep playing

Don’t waste my time #ira #barry #ice cream #dont waste my time #city slickers #chocolate #vanilla

Dr, Do Not Sew Up Anything that is Supposed to Stay Open #city slickers #operation #doctor surgery #please be careful back there

He Said He was a Dying Breed, but..

He's Behind Me, Isn't He? #city slickers #lunatic #crazy eyes #hes right behind me isnt he #talking about someone

I Crap Bigger'n You #city slickers #crap #poop #bigger #bathroom #dump #deuce

I Don't Understand That Way #city slickers #tough guy #intimidation #im joking #just my way

I Hate Bullies #city slickers #dont just beat you up #take away dignity

I Hate That #city slickers #i hate bullies #i really hate that

I Have No Idea #city slickers #secret of life #one thing #clueless

I'm Married #city slickers #awkward #cutting off attraction

I'm on vacation #vacation #on vacation

I've Never Moseyed Before, I Hope I Did it Correctly #city slickers #hello #mosey #amble #sashay

If Hate Were People, I'd Be China #city slickers #marriage fight #i hate you

Ira & Barry's Ice Cream #city slickers #not good looking #if it were us could you eat

Lesson on aging #city slickers #gradeschool parent day #debbie downer #discouraging

Maybe She Won't Notice #city slickers #big bump on butt #i told you so

My first game #city slickers #billy crystal #yankees ballgame #first baseball game #me and dad

Nervous but Still Playing #city slickers #campfire song #knife throw

None of You Get It #city slickers #spend 50 weeks in knots

OWWWWW #city slickers #billy crystal #does he know what hes doing #oops

Sad Sad Parent Participation Day #city slickers #grade school parent day #embarrassing #gotta ask to wipe my nose

Shut the Hell Up, I'm On Vacation #city slickers #vacation #shut up #getaway #relax #quiet

Simple Honest and Brave #city slickers #curlys eulogy #simple honest and brave #lived life on your terms #never forget you

The Man Ate Bacon at Every Meal #city slickers #bad diet #died from diet #you cant do that

The secret to life #city slickers #secret to life #stick to one thing #nothing else matters

The Toughest Guy I've Ever Seen #city slickers #he was leathery #saddlebags with eyes

Time to Turn In #city slickers #caught talking about someone #good night

Tough Man Eulogy #city slickers #cookie #dont piss him off #short but sweet

We Are Sheep #city slickers #2000 pound bull #made me run #we do everything he asks

Wedding Day #city slickers #best day #water pills really worked #she looked great

When I was Alive, I Would Have Found Her Attractive #city slickers #attractive #im dead inside

Worst Day in My Life #city slickers #worst day

Ya Hoo! #city slickers #yahoo #not a real cowboy #that was good son

You Owe This Woman an Apology #city slickers #curly #tough guy #apologize now #close call

You're Crazy! #city slickers #no sex for 12 years #you made me crazy

You're Taking Pictures? #city slickers #hurt butt #kodak moment #smile