I'm so glad my husband might not understand he's not very bright and I don't want to cause any trouble
I've been saving this money for a divorce if ever I get a husband merry christmas
It seems it's illegal for a husband to catch a fish unless accompanied by his wife
John my husband said I love you will you marry me he did what happened I married him
The last time my husband kissed me was new years eve 1946 in the dark he thought I was the cigarette girl
This is my husband wilbur and that's the horse why didn't you let him guess
Your husband's all right he's fishing he just caught a couple of stripers we'll bring them home for dinner
Your wife my wife they're all alike they get married to escape their parents then they join clubs so they can escape their husbands