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And our spirit remains in every program we designed for this computer
Are you certain there's never been any case of even the most insignificant computer error
Are you sure the computer can hit it
Computer operating (Computer atmosphere)
Doing our business is what computers are for!
Electronic Signals (Computer atmosphere)
Electronic Signals (Computer atmosphere)
Electronic Signals (Computer atmosphere)
Electronic Signals (Computer atmosphere)
Electronic Signals (Computer atmosphere)
Gentlemen I wouldn't trust this overgrown pile of microchips any further than I could throw it
Good afternoon gentlemen I am a HAL 9000 computer
Got a pirate program here
I am not a computer nerd I prefer to be called a hacker
I don't believe that any system is totally secure
If I could just get that damn password I could play the computer
In talking to the computer one gets the sense that he's capable of emotional responses
It could easily be accomplished with a computer
It's my fault I programmed you to want too much
It's too risky it might smash the system
Let me make it real clear for you he doesn't have a name he's got a program he's product is that clear
Let me put it this way the 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made
Must be caught in a loop it's drawing more power from the rest of the system
My cpu is a neural net processor a learning computer hat skynet presets to read only when we are sent out alone
No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information
Other computers are just pocket calculators by comparison
Printer operating (fast) (Computer atmosphere)
Printer operating (slow) (Computer atmosphere)
Programme Reader operating (Computer atmosphere)
Reader operating (Computer atmosphere)
Tape Head operating (Close perspective recording) (Computer atmosphere)
Tape Scanner operating (slow) (Computer atmosphere)
The hal 9000 computer which can reproduce though some experts prefer to use the word mimic most of the activities of the human brain and with incalculably greater speed and reliability
The system's got more bugs than a bait store
This machine over here runs his game program
Well he acts like he has genuine emotions of course he's programmed that way to make it easier for us to talk to him
Well whenever I design a system I always put in a simple password that only I know about that way whenever I want to get back in I can bypass whatever security they've added on
Why did we get married have children you don't need us your heart and your mind are in here but it doesn't love you like we do
Won't that be grand computers and programs will start thinking and the people will stop