Programming Soundboard Edit

All programs have a desire to be useful

And our spirit remains in every program we designed for this computer

His destructive programming is taking effect

I can't afford to have an independent programmer monitoring me

I can't sit here and worry about every little user request that comes in

I should never have written all those tank programs

It's my fault I programmed you to want too much

Prepare all programs for war games

Programming taste

Right now we're inside a computer program

Sir if it is my programming choices I can change

Some believe that we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world

Some programs will be thinking soon

Sorry I don't use that kind of language

Take that program to the holding pit

That is not what we program here

The system's got more bugs than a bait store

There's nothing special about you you're just an ordinary program

Watch out for nested macros

Yeah i'll debug the tour program when they get back okay ok

You know I wrote that program

You ought to learn the language well I try I try such a sexy language but I don't think I can handle it

You should know professor you programmed me

Your user can't help you now my little program