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Jim Carrey as The Mask, showcasing vibrant green face and stylish yellow suit, from the iconic 1994 comedy movie.

The Mask (1994) Soundboard

"The Mask" is a beloved comedic fantasy film that was released in 1994. Directed by Charles Russell and based on the comic book series of the same name by Dark Horse Comics, the movie quickly became a cult classic, thanks to its hilarious storyline, stellar performances, and groundbreaking special effects.

The film follows the story of Stanley Ipkiss, played by the talented Jim Carrey. Stanley is timid and socially awkward, leading a monotonous life as a clerk at a bank. However, everything changes when he discovers a powerful, enchanted mask that transforms him into a mischievous, zany character with superhuman abilities. With the mask on, Stanley becomes "The Mask": a charismatic, green-faced, elastic-bodied trickster who loves to dance, make jokes, and unleash chaos wherever he goes.

Jim Carrey's boundless energy and physical comedy skills shine as he fully embraces the role of the wacky and unpredictable Mask. This iconic performance quickly became one of Carrey's most memorable and recognizable characters, showcasing his remarkable talent for physical comedy and improvisation. Carrey's enthusiasm is simply infectious, and his ability to seamlessly switch between Stanley and the Mask is nothing short of extraordinary.

The film also features a talented supporting cast. Cameron Diaz makes her stunning acting debut as Tina Carlyle, a singer and dancer who captures the attention of both Stanley and the villainous mobster, Dorian Tyrell. Diaz's natural beauty and charm add a touch of glamour to the story, making her the perfect love interest for Stanley and a character viewers can't help but root for.

Peter Greene delivers a memorable performance as the menacing Dorian Tyrell, the main antagonist of the film. With his slicked-back hair and intimidating stare, Greene perfectly embodies the role of the sinister mobster. Tyrell's relentless pursuit of power drives the conflict of the movie, as he becomes obsessed with obtaining the mysterious mask for himself.

The Mask's incredible visual effects were groundbreaking for its time, seamlessly blending animation and live-action in a way that had never been seen before. Thanks to the talented team of visual effects artists led by visionary director Chuck Russell, the film brought to life the zany world of the Mask, filled with wild transformations, cartoonish stunts, and larger-than-life characters.

Accompanied by a memorable soundtrack, which perfectly captures the film's energetic and playful spirit, "The Mask" became an instant hit. With songs like "Hey Pachuco!" by Royal Crown Revue and "Cuban Pete" by Jim Carrey himself, the music adds an additional layer of fun to the film's already lively atmosphere.

If you're a fan of "The Mask" and want to relive its hilarious moments or experience them for the first time, you're in luck! You can now play and download the sounds from this iconic film. From the Mask's memorable catchphrases like "Somebody stop me!" or "Smokin'!" to the infectious theme songs, these sounds will transport you back to the comedic chaos of this classic 90s movie.

So, sit back, relax, and let the sounds of "The Mask" fill your surroundings. Whether you're a long-time fan or a newcomer, you're in for a whirlwind of laughter and entertainment. Just remember, with great power comes great hilarity! Enjoy the sounds of "The Mask" and let the mischievous spirit of the Mask take control.

A french poodle
A french poodle
A girl like that is always looking for the bbd the bigger better deal
A girl like that is always looking for the bbd the bigger better deal
A good Iawyer and a deaI..
A good Iawyer and a deaI..
A metaphor not to be taken literally
A metaphor not to be taken literally
A party favor.
A party favor.
A tommy gun
A tommy gun
A Tommy gun
A Tommy gun
A young woman riding bareback.
A young woman riding bareback.
Ah come on lieutenant it's not all your fault something will turn up
Ah come on lieutenant it's not all your fault something will turn up
Ah jeez
Ah jeez
Ah looks like it's going to be a long night my wife's gonna kill me
Ah looks like it's going to be a long night my wife's gonna kill me
Alright I confess I did it you hear and i'm glad glad I tell you!
Alright I confess I did it you hear and i'm glad glad I tell you!
Alright i'll prove it to you but I am not responsible for the consequences
Alright i'll prove it to you but I am not responsible for the consequences
Alright i'll take it but I am very angry!
Alright i'll take it but I am very angry!
Alright mr ipkiss go as yourself and as the mask because they are both one and the same beautiful person
Alright mr ipkiss go as yourself and as the mask because they are both one and the same beautiful person
Alright mrs peenman!
Alright mrs peenman!
And as The Mask
And as The Mask
And everything
And everything
And I am a IittIe thorny.
And I am a IittIe thorny.
And i'll teach you to chick chicky boom chick chicky boom chick chicky boom
And i'll teach you to chick chicky boom chick chicky boom chick chicky boom
And if you're somebody like dorian
And if you're somebody like dorian
And last but not least my favourite
And last but not least my favourite
And more heart...
And more heart...
And now we present to you the most beautiful flower of the congo bongo miss tina carlyle
And now we present to you the most beautiful flower of the congo bongo miss tina carlyle
And one of 'em was wearing a big green mask
And one of 'em was wearing a big green mask
And one was wearing a big, green mask
And one was wearing a big, green mask
And they swing
And they swing
And this whole city is our playground
And this whole city is our playground
And when they dancin' they bring a happy ring without a care o singing a song all the day long
And when they dancin' they bring a happy ring without a care o singing a song all the day long
And you know it's important to go out with a big bang
And you know it's important to go out with a big bang
Anybody who's anybody will be there
Anybody who's anybody will be there
Are you okay me i'm great really good I just never felt better really i'm just catching some air out here
Are you okay me i'm great really good I just never felt better really i'm just catching some air out here
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you on the list no but I believe my friends are perhaps you know them franklin grant and jackson
Are you on the list no but I believe my friends are perhaps you know them franklin grant and jackson
Aren't you due back at the laboratory to get your bolts tightened
Aren't you due back at the laboratory to get your bolts tightened
As a matter of fact I do cubbie!
As a matter of fact I do cubbie!
As a matter of fact, I do, Cubbie!
As a matter of fact, I do, Cubbie!
As I was saying about that tie kinda reminds me of one of those what do you call it ink blot tests a rorschach test right
As I was saying about that tie kinda reminds me of one of those what do you call it ink blot tests a rorschach test right
Baby there you are I was beginning to get all worried about you
Baby there you are I was beginning to get all worried about you
Back off monkey boy before I tell your daddy you're running this place like it's your own personal piggy bank
Back off monkey boy before I tell your daddy you're running this place like it's your own personal piggy bank
Bastard
Bastard
Bazooka I have a permit for that
Bazooka I have a permit for that
BeautifuI.
BeautifuI.
Beautiful
Beautiful
Because dear peggy pays dick i'm starving to death
Because dear peggy pays dick i'm starving to death
BeIieve this?
BeIieve this?
Believe this you drive in in a porsche
Believe this you drive in in a porsche
Bet you heIped him with the bank job.
Bet you heIped him with the bank job.
Better call that high priced lawyer of yours tyrel you and I are going downtown for a little chat
Better call that high priced lawyer of yours tyrel you and I are going downtown for a little chat
Bike horn
Bike horn
Blow it!
Blow it!
Bobby eh charlie charlie!
Bobby eh charlie charlie!
Boss you better be careful huh
Boss you better be careful huh
Boss..
Boss..
Bowling pin
Bowling pin
Boy that doesn't sound good at all no it doesn't sound good what would sound good to you breakfast
Boy that doesn't sound good at all no it doesn't sound good what would sound good to you breakfast
Boy you really narrowed it down
Boy you really narrowed it down
Boys I want you to pick her out something pretty to wear okay
Boys I want you to pick her out something pretty to wear okay
Bright colours it's a power tie supposed to make you feel powerful
Bright colours it's a power tie supposed to make you feel powerful
Bring him up here!
Bring him up here!
Buddy you know what you need you need a little change of pace
Buddy you know what you need you need a little change of pace
But all I wanted was a kiss a kiss just one last kiss
But all I wanted was a kiss a kiss just one last kiss
But I am not responsibIe for the consequences.
But I am not responsibIe for the consequences.
But I am very angry!
But I am very angry!
But I ordered onion rings doyle!
But I ordered onion rings doyle!
But my friends are on the inside
But my friends are on the inside
But we need some cash so first we take the bank then we take niko and then my friend school is out
But we need some cash so first we take the bank then we take niko and then my friend school is out
But you can pull this off right hey you talking to the doctor
But you can pull this off right hey you talking to the doctor
But your book!
But your book!
Can you heIp me?
Can you heIp me?
Can you help me
Can you help me
Can't make the scene if you don't have the green
Can't make the scene if you don't have the green
Can't make the scene if you don't have the green.
Can't make the scene if you don't have the green.
Carry the 9 divide by the gross national product
Carry the 9 divide by the gross national product
Cd's savings and cd's checking and cd's savings checking and cd's t bills
Cd's savings and cd's checking and cd's savings checking and cd's t bills
Charlie i
Charlie i
Charlie isn't stanley the nicest guy the best
Charlie isn't stanley the nicest guy the best
Charlie stanley gals I want you to meet my buddy stanley ipkiss
Charlie stanley gals I want you to meet my buddy stanley ipkiss
Charlie!
Charlie!
Cigarette no
Cigarette no
Club's closed move it! you think i'm joking come on move it!
Club's closed move it! you think i'm joking come on move it!
Come on
Come on
Come on (2)
Come on (2)
Come on (3)
Come on (3)
Come on gals let's get going
Come on gals let's get going
Come on get these rubbernecks out of here
Come on get these rubbernecks out of here
Come on i'm really very sorry about this i'm sure
Come on i'm really very sorry about this i'm sure
Come on milo jump please do it for daddy
Come on milo jump please do it for daddy
Come on, MiIo. Give them to me. Drop it.
Come on, MiIo. Give them to me. Drop it.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! (2)
Come on! (2)
Come on! come on! milo!
Come on! come on! milo!
Come on! serve and protect man!
Come on! serve and protect man!
Come on.
Come on.
Cops got your pal ipkiss taken at landfill park
Cops got your pal ipkiss taken at landfill park
Cops!
Cops!
Could I have just one more minute
Could I have just one more minute
Could you guys keep it down back there no problem
Could you guys keep it down back there no problem
Could you hold this for me please
Could you hold this for me please
Couple of your boys were spotted knocking over edge city bank
Couple of your boys were spotted knocking over edge city bank
Crap
Crap
Cuff him
Cuff him
Daddy's gonna have to go kick some ass
Daddy's gonna have to go kick some ass
Dance and I'II bIow your brains out.
Dance and I'II bIow your brains out.
Deep into the darkest heart of the urban jungIe.
Deep into the darkest heart of the urban jungIe.
Did it look like I had much of a choice
Did it look like I had much of a choice
Did you have a pickle relish
Did you have a pickle relish
Did you miss me
Did you miss me
Do I go as myseIf...
Do I go as myseIf...
Do it
Do it
Do you have any idea what time it is actually no
Do you have any idea what time it is actually no
Do you have any idea what time it is?
Do you have any idea what time it is?
Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town most of 'em think monogamy is some kind of wood
Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town most of 'em think monogamy is some kind of wood
Do you think you could have him meet me tonight I might be able to work something out
Do you think you could have him meet me tonight I might be able to work something out
Does it work
Does it work
Don't be an idiot you're in the middle of a police station there is no way you're walking out of here like this
Don't be an idiot you're in the middle of a police station there is no way you're walking out of here like this
Don't get your panties in a twist.
Don't get your panties in a twist.
Don't insult my intelligence ipkiss
Don't insult my intelligence ipkiss
Don't worry tina it's all over now
Don't worry tina it's all over now
Dorian
Dorian
Dorian I can't shut this thing off
Dorian I can't shut this thing off
Dorian! dorian wait! no!
Dorian! dorian wait! no!
Down! get down! come on come on! come on! line 'em up over here
Down! get down! come on come on! come on! line 'em up over here
Doyle!
Doyle!
Doyle! (2)
Doyle! (2)
Drop it
Drop it
Drop it ipkiss
Drop it ipkiss
Drop it tyrel!
Drop it tyrel!
Easy boy!
Easy boy!
Easy ipkiss
Easy ipkiss
Easy you're giving me a woody
Easy you're giving me a woody
Eddy who did this man who
Eddy who did this man who
Eesay ouyay aterlay
Eesay ouyay aterlay
Even a hopeIess one
Even a hopeIess one
Every Iow Iife in this town. Understand?
Every Iow Iife in this town. Understand?
Everything is his grift he owns you he owns this club he owns this whole stinking town
Everything is his grift he owns you he owns this club he owns this whole stinking town
Everything is his grift.
Everything is his grift.
Exactly
Exactly
Excuse me where can I open a new account new accounts right here
Excuse me where can I open a new account new accounts right here
Find yourself a new place to live
Find yourself a new place to live
For a man so true
For a man so true
For being any kind of romantic even a hopeless one
For being any kind of romantic even a hopeless one
For being any kind of romantic..
For being any kind of romantic..
For being the only guy who treated me like a person and not some sort of party favour
For being the only guy who treated me like a person and not some sort of party favour
For Friday night?
For Friday night?
For my first trick i'd like to do something for you son
For my first trick i'd like to do something for you son
For one Iast kiss
For one Iast kiss
For you son a little body english
For you son a little body english
Forget her that girl will tear out your heart put it in a blender and hit frappe
Forget her that girl will tear out your heart put it in a blender and hit frappe
FortunateIy, funeraI bouquets are deductibIe.
FortunateIy, funeraI bouquets are deductibIe.
Fortunately funeral bouquets are deductible
Fortunately funeral bouquets are deductible
Freeze
Freeze
From the real dorian the one I used to love
From the real dorian the one I used to love
FuII of spice
FuII of spice
Funny eyeball glasses
Funny eyeball glasses
Gee I wish my daddy owned a bank then I could be a rich little creep too
Gee I wish my daddy owned a bank then I could be a rich little creep too
Gee, baby, ain't I good to you
Gee, baby, ain't I good to you
Gee, baby, ain't I good to you
Gee, baby, ain't I good to you
Geez I figured you had a sense of humor after all you married her!
Geez I figured you had a sense of humor after all you married her!
Genius that was genius buddy I have chills
Genius that was genius buddy I have chills
Genius.
Genius.
Get her something pretty to wear
Get her something pretty to wear
Get him out of here
Get him out of here
Get him up! come on! let's go! I got a cell for you pal
Get him up! come on! let's go! I got a cell for you pal
Get him!
Get him!
Get it!
Get it!
Get off! get him off of me!
Get off! get him off of me!
Get out of my sight
Get out of my sight
Get real man
Get real man
Get that doc here my buddy suck on that
Get that doc here my buddy suck on that
Get the bank employee files and run down the prints on a guy named ipkiss stanley ipkiss
Get the bank employee files and run down the prints on a guy named ipkiss stanley ipkiss
Get up get up here that's it you can do it come on come on!
Get up get up here that's it you can do it come on come on!
Get up. Come on
Get up. Come on
Get your dog away from me
Get your dog away from me
Give her the money
Give her the money
Give her the money.
Give her the money.
Give it give it give me the keys give me the keys come on come on drop it drop it drop it!
Give it give it give me the keys give me the keys come on come on drop it drop it drop it!
Give me that gun
Give me that gun
Give me that thing
Give me that thing
Go on get in the car
Go on get in the car
Go with your friend.
Go with your friend.
Go!
Go!
God I can't believe it
God I can't believe it
God I wish I knew the truth you know I really do no
God I wish I knew the truth you know I really do no
God! what side of whose bed did you wake up on man
God! what side of whose bed did you wake up on man
Going away aIone, baby?
Going away aIone, baby?
Good boy good boy
Good boy good boy
Good boy good boy come on milo give them to me drop it!
Good boy good boy come on milo give them to me drop it!
Good boy!
Good boy!
Good doggie good doggie
Good doggie good doggie
Good to see you.
Good to see you.
Gosh peg do you really mean that actually no
Gosh peg do you really mean that actually no
Got another one coming down mike
Got another one coming down mike
Got the cross check on the fingerprints for you it's ipkiss alright
Got the cross check on the fingerprints for you it's ipkiss alright
Got you
Got you
Halt or i'll shoot!
Halt or i'll shoot!
Hang on a sec
Hang on a sec
Hang on hang on! don't get your panties in a twist would ya
Hang on hang on! don't get your panties in a twist would ya
Hang on, hang on!
Hang on, hang on!
He beat them to the punch.
He beat them to the punch.
He robs the bank you work in then I find this in the coco bongo
He robs the bank you work in then I find this in the coco bongo
He stole all our jewellery take me down to headquarters
He stole all our jewellery take me down to headquarters
He'II be at the charity baII tonight
He'II be at the charity baII tonight
He's a dead man
He's a dead man
He's a modest guy
He's a modest guy
He's a really modest guy although he's the hottest guy in havana in havana
He's a really modest guy although he's the hottest guy in havana in havana
He's down the alley follow me come on grab your gun
He's down the alley follow me come on grab your gun
He's going to the charity ball tonight he's gonna do something terrible like what the lambada
He's going to the charity ball tonight he's gonna do something terrible like what the lambada
He's the only one who's napping and i'm about to give him a serious wake up call
He's the only one who's napping and i'm about to give him a serious wake up call
Hello cherie we meet again! is it fate is it meant to be it is written in the stars that we are destined to fraternize i'd like to think so
Hello cherie we meet again! is it fate is it meant to be it is written in the stars that we are destined to fraternize i'd like to think so
Hello dorian
Hello dorian
Hello stanley
Hello stanley
Hello there may I be of some assistance
Hello there may I be of some assistance
Hello!
Hello!
Hello! hello!
Hello! hello!
Here's my card if you remember anything unusual about last night anything at all call me
Here's my card if you remember anything unusual about last night anything at all call me
Hey boss look who decided to crash the party
Hey boss look who decided to crash the party
Hey bub watch where you're going!
Hey bub watch where you're going!
Hey burt what the hell is it
Hey burt what the hell is it
Hey charlie how you doing how are you how are you doing my friend long time no see
Hey charlie how you doing how are you how are you doing my friend long time no see
Hey come on now guys now this isn't fair
Hey come on now guys now this isn't fair
Hey did you check the morning paper your girlfriend got a great review
Hey did you check the morning paper your girlfriend got a great review
Hey get out of the road!
Hey get out of the road!
Hey good to see you okay then
Hey good to see you okay then
Hey kellaway
Hey kellaway
Hey lieutenant where are you taking ipkiss
Hey lieutenant where are you taking ipkiss
Hey lieutenant! we got a stiff upstairs it's one of the guys from the heist
Hey lieutenant! we got a stiff upstairs it's one of the guys from the heist
Hey mister you got the time
Hey mister you got the time
Hey orlando
Hey orlando
Hey stanley stanley stanley!
Hey stanley stanley stanley!
Hey wait that dog! mayor tilton did you see that dog
Hey wait that dog! mayor tilton did you see that dog
Hey what do you say we get in this joint huh
Hey what do you say we get in this joint huh
Hey you milo!
Hey you milo!
Hey you with the face you got a visitor
Hey you with the face you got a visitor
Hey you! what are you doing down there
Hey you! what are you doing down there
Hey, Mister!
Hey, Mister!
Hey! don't you have respect for law and order what kind of thug are you
Hey! don't you have respect for law and order what kind of thug are you
Hey! hey mister! hold on! I know cpr!
Hey! hey mister! hold on! I know cpr!
Hey! watch it i'm a bleeder
Hey! watch it i'm a bleeder
Hi
Hi
Hi dorian! how's it going
Hi dorian! how's it going
Hi lieutenant listen this isn't the best time right now I just
Hi lieutenant listen this isn't the best time right now I just
Hi, Lieutenant.
Hi, Lieutenant.
Hi! i'm peggy brandt from the tribune oh hi
Hi! i'm peggy brandt from the tribune oh hi
Him! him! there! that's the guy
Him! him! there! that's the guy
Hit it!
Hit it!
Hold it! I am warning you i'm seriously stressed out here
Hold it! I am warning you i'm seriously stressed out here
Hold me close red it's getting dark
Hold me close red it's getting dark
Hold on sugar daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight
Hold on sugar daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight
Hold onto your lug nuts it's time for an overhaul
Hold onto your lug nuts it's time for an overhaul
Hold the phone killer at three o'clock
Hold the phone killer at three o'clock
How about at landfill park okay sunset perfect super
How about at landfill park okay sunset perfect super
How do
How do
How do (2)
How do (2)
How does it work
How does it work
How you doing, buddy?
How you doing, buddy?
How's it going freeze
How's it going freeze
However if you would like me to arrange for a safe environment for you tonight I can do that
However if you would like me to arrange for a safe environment for you tonight I can do that
Humungo in the banking business not really
Humungo in the banking business not really
I am now
I am now
I am so late
I am so late
I better make a little stop
I better make a little stop
I bought you a fur coat for christmas a diamond ring a cadillac car and everything
I bought you a fur coat for christmas a diamond ring a cadillac car and everything
I can arrange for a safe environment for you tonight, if you want.
I can arrange for a safe environment for you tonight, if you want.
I can't Iet her sit home aII aIone.
I can't Iet her sit home aII aIone.
I cannot throw it with you attached to it
I cannot throw it with you attached to it
I disagree I think i'm wearing her down
I disagree I think i'm wearing her down
I do have one question which is
I do have one question which is
I don't believe it
I don't believe it
I don't have a car I have to have a car tonight
I don't have a car I have to have a car tonight
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know about seven hundred bucks eh
I don't know about seven hundred bucks eh
I don't know boss that's one hell of a rubber mask
I don't know boss that's one hell of a rubber mask
I don't know it's like it's like it brings your innermost desires to life
I don't know it's like it's like it brings your innermost desires to life
I don't know.
I don't know.
I get it pig latin right
I get it pig latin right
I got it.
I got it.
I got those concert tickets you wanted
I got those concert tickets you wanted
I guess not!
I guess not!
I guess not!
I guess not!
I hear things like that I start losing my concentration
I hear things like that I start losing my concentration
I just wanted to come by and make sure that you two got together all right that's nice
I just wanted to come by and make sure that you two got together all right that's nice
I just wanted to thank you but i'm not sure if i'm gonna have much to open an account with anymore
I just wanted to thank you but i'm not sure if i'm gonna have much to open an account with anymore
I just went to see what ipkiss told them
I just went to see what ipkiss told them
I know CPR!
I know CPR!
I know him you know you do we're old college buddies him and me
I know him you know you do we're old college buddies him and me
I know you're in there!
I know you're in there!
I mean there are literally hundreds of women out there looking for a guy just like you really yeah!
I mean there are literally hundreds of women out there looking for a guy just like you really yeah!
I mean what is this city coming to when a man's pyjama drawer is no longer safe!
I mean what is this city coming to when a man's pyjama drawer is no longer safe!
I missed him come on we all missed him
I missed him come on we all missed him
I must lay off the cartoons
I must lay off the cartoons
I need a pack of cigarettes which brand sir it doesn't matter I don't smoke but for you I would shoot the surgeon general
I need a pack of cigarettes which brand sir it doesn't matter I don't smoke but for you I would shoot the surgeon general
I never feIt better, reaIIy.
I never feIt better, reaIIy.
I only got some got fingerprints on some of the currency but nothing matches tyrel's men
I only got some got fingerprints on some of the currency but nothing matches tyrel's men
I place my hand on your hip and if you will just give me your hand then we shall try just you and I ole!
I place my hand on your hip and if you will just give me your hand then we shall try just you and I ole!
I saw it I saw everything
I saw it I saw everything
I should have said that
I should have said that
I should warn you that I don't work personally with really sick people there are private institutions for things like that
I should warn you that I don't work personally with really sick people there are private institutions for things like that
I still can't believe it hardened cops dancing in the street and broadcast all over the 11 o'clock news
I still can't believe it hardened cops dancing in the street and broadcast all over the 11 o'clock news
I think he wants to communicate
I think he wants to communicate
I want a proctologist standing by what you heard me! the best one you can find
I want a proctologist standing by what you heard me! the best one you can find
I want him here tomorrow alive
I want him here tomorrow alive
I want this place cleared right now
I want this place cleared right now
I want to see you in my office first thing tomorrow
I want to see you in my office first thing tomorrow
I want you to get the word out to every street hustler to every low life in this town you understand
I want you to get the word out to every street hustler to every low life in this town you understand
I wanted to make sure that you 2 got together aII right.
I wanted to make sure that you 2 got together aII right.
I wiII spread your p t . I wiII dip my IadIe in your vichyssoise
I wiII spread your p t . I wiII dip my IadIe in your vichyssoise
I will hold anything you want thank you
I will hold anything you want thank you
I won't make trouble for you I just want the truth
I won't make trouble for you I just want the truth
I wouIdn't mind.
I wouIdn't mind.
I wouIdn't, darIing
I wouIdn't, darIing
I wouldn't do that darling
I wouldn't do that darling
I'II be in here for a Iong, Iong time
I'II be in here for a Iong, Iong time
I'II teach you to chick chicky boom Chick chicky boom
I'II teach you to chick chicky boom Chick chicky boom
I'II teII you one thing.
I'II teII you one thing.
I'II teII you what.
I'II teII you what.
I'll tell you one thing it's going to be payback for anybody who crosses me
I'll tell you one thing it's going to be payback for anybody who crosses me
I'm better than ever you idiot
I'm better than ever you idiot
I'm coming okay i'm coming i'll be right there
I'm coming okay i'm coming i'll be right there
I'm fed up with you dorian but i'm going to cut you a break
I'm fed up with you dorian but i'm going to cut you a break
I'm gonna have to lock you in
I'm gonna have to lock you in
I'm gonna take you apart
I'm gonna take you apart
I'm great..
I'm great..
I'm here for the civic
I'm here for the civic
I'm history the captain's gonna have my badge for breakfast with a little pension on top
I'm history the captain's gonna have my badge for breakfast with a little pension on top
I'm Iosing controI.
I'm Iosing controI.
I'm just an ex employee who has come for his back pay or should I say payback
I'm just an ex employee who has come for his back pay or should I say payback
I'm just looking for my mask! I got it
I'm just looking for my mask! I got it
I'm looking at him just keep the swat team standing by
I'm looking at him just keep the swat team standing by
I'm looking to become a real reporter
I'm looking to become a real reporter
I'm not Iosing anything..
I'm not Iosing anything..
I'm not losing anything except maybe some extra baggage around here
I'm not losing anything except maybe some extra baggage around here
I'm not sure exactly you see i'm just terrible with things like that
I'm not sure exactly you see i'm just terrible with things like that
I'm not sure I haven't exactly been myself lately
I'm not sure I haven't exactly been myself lately
I'm sorry he seems to be attracted to you
I'm sorry he seems to be attracted to you
I'm sorry mr dickey it'll never happen again i've been a jerk
I'm sorry mr dickey it'll never happen again i've been a jerk
I'm sorry we're already late for the ball right alice and the white rabbit are gonna be really disappointed
I'm sorry we're already late for the ball right alice and the white rabbit are gonna be really disappointed
I'm talking about mythology mr ipkiss
I'm talking about mythology mr ipkiss
I'm winning!
I'm winning!
I'm with the evening star can you tell me what happened here no and you can quote me
I'm with the evening star can you tell me what happened here no and you can quote me
I've decided to give her one last thrill
I've decided to give her one last thrill
I've got to change for the party
I've got to change for the party
I've got to disappear for a while now I don't know where i'm gonna go but i'll let you know as soon as I can
I've got to disappear for a while now I don't know where i'm gonna go but i'll let you know as soon as I can
I've never seen those before in my life
I've never seen those before in my life
Ice this deadbeat
Ice this deadbeat
If deep down inside you're a little repressed and a hopeless romantic you become some sort of a love crazy wild man
If deep down inside you're a little repressed and a hopeless romantic you become some sort of a love crazy wild man
If I get a good lawyer and strike up a deal I can be out of here in about 10000 years
If I get a good lawyer and strike up a deal I can be out of here in about 10000 years
If I tell you you promise to leave my office right now
If I tell you you promise to leave my office right now
If this guy's half as bad as he's supposed to be we're gonna have a full dance card
If this guy's half as bad as he's supposed to be we're gonna have a full dance card
If you like the beat take a lesson from cuban pete and i'll teach you to chick chicky boom chick chicky boom chick chicky boom
If you like the beat take a lesson from cuban pete and i'll teach you to chick chicky boom chick chicky boom chick chicky boom
Ipkiss get your dog away from me
Ipkiss get your dog away from me
Ipkiss I know you're in there!
Ipkiss I know you're in there!
Ipkiss ipkiss I know you're in there
Ipkiss ipkiss I know you're in there
Ipkiss police!
Ipkiss police!
Ipkiss stanley ipkiss yes lt kellaway city precinct
Ipkiss stanley ipkiss yes lt kellaway city precinct
Ipkiss you're 40 minutes late that's the same as stealing
Ipkiss you're 40 minutes late that's the same as stealing
Ipkiss, StanIey Ipkiss.
Ipkiss, StanIey Ipkiss.
Ipkiss! i've got you now ipkiss
Ipkiss! i've got you now ipkiss
Ipkiss! turn down those cartoons!
Ipkiss! turn down those cartoons!
Irv! yo bring around the loaner
Irv! yo bring around the loaner
Is it true you're the mask yeah but don't tell anybody
Is it true you're the mask yeah but don't tell anybody
Is that a fact
Is that a fact
Is this him
Is this him
It sort of Iooks Iike...
It sort of Iooks Iike...
It was a dream it was a dream
It was a dream it was a dream
It's a classic
It's a classic
It's all coming back to me
It's all coming back to me
It's all over ipkiss put your hands over your head or we'll open fire
It's all over ipkiss put your hands over your head or we'll open fire
It's all set dorian
It's all set dorian
It's crazy i'm losing control
It's crazy i'm losing control
It's funny you should mention the way he dances because I taught him a couple of dance moves myself
It's funny you should mention the way he dances because I taught him a couple of dance moves myself
It's kinda hard to believe it was just a garbage heap
It's kinda hard to believe it was just a garbage heap
It's no time for last requests
It's no time for last requests
It's party time p a r t
It's party time p a r t
It's party time.
It's party time.
It's sundown
It's sundown
It's sundown it's almost time
It's sundown it's almost time
It's wrecking my life my life is wrecked wrecked! wrecked!
It's wrecking my life my life is wrecked wrecked! wrecked!
Ixnay! ehay's otgay an ungay
Ixnay! ehay's otgay an ungay
Jeez.
Jeez.
Jump up come on! can you jump up
Jump up come on! can you jump up
Jump up get up come on
Jump up get up come on
Just guess!
Just guess!
Just one..
Just one..
Just sit back and enjoy the ride mr expert
Just sit back and enjoy the ride mr expert
Just wait!
Just wait!
Kill him
Kill him
Kill him! come on! come on! take him!
Kill him! come on! come on! take him!
Kiss me my dear and I will reveal my croissant I will spread your pate I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise
Kiss me my dear and I will reveal my croissant I will spread your pate I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise
Kiss me, my dear, and I wiII reveaI my croissant.
Kiss me, my dear, and I wiII reveaI my croissant.
Lab reports?
Lab reports?
Ladies and gentlemen I will be your host for the remainder of the evening
Ladies and gentlemen I will be your host for the remainder of the evening
Layout's not bad but them motion detectors are a pain in the ass
Layout's not bad but them motion detectors are a pain in the ass
Leave the dog alone
Leave the dog alone
Let me cover it murray I really need this story you go home to claire
Let me cover it murray I really need this story you go home to claire
Let me out of these cuffs ipkiss you're driving like a maniac
Let me out of these cuffs ipkiss you're driving like a maniac
Let's go ipkiss move it! alright!
Let's go ipkiss move it! alright!
Let's rock this joint
Let's rock this joint
Little to the left that's it I don't know
Little to the left that's it I don't know
Loki who is loki the norse god of mischief supposedly he caused so much trouble that odin banished him from valhalla forever
Loki who is loki the norse god of mischief supposedly he caused so much trouble that odin banished him from valhalla forever
Look at that guy nobody's that fast at my bank i'll say
Look at that guy nobody's that fast at my bank i'll say
Look at that!
Look at that!
Look at that! it's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head
Look at that! it's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head
Look at the floor see that he put that right in my floor then he jumped out the window
Look at the floor see that he put that right in my floor then he jumped out the window
Look I canceled my subscription because they kept stealing my paper
Look I canceled my subscription because they kept stealing my paper
Look I don't know what's happening to you stanley but I do know this
Look I don't know what's happening to you stanley but I do know this
Look i'll tell you what why don't you just go with your friend
Look i'll tell you what why don't you just go with your friend
Look it's not your problem i'll be okay
Look it's not your problem i'll be okay
Look ma i'm road kill!
Look ma i'm road kill!
Look stanley when you were at ripley auto did you see anything suspicious anything at all
Look stanley when you were at ripley auto did you see anything suspicious anything at all
Look take this gun and start sneaking people out the back right
Look take this gun and start sneaking people out the back right
Look what I found in her car
Look what I found in her car
Look what I found in her car
Look what I found in her car
Looking good here my man
Looking good here my man
Looks like i'm gonna be in here for a long long time
Looks like i'm gonna be in here for a long long time
Looks like this guy beat them to the punch
Looks like this guy beat them to the punch
Lose him
Lose him
Love makes me treat you the way that I do gee baby ain't I good to you
Love makes me treat you the way that I do gee baby ain't I good to you
Love makes me treat you the way that I do gee baby ain't I good to you (2)
Love makes me treat you the way that I do gee baby ain't I good to you (2)
Love makes me treat you the way that I do gee baby ain't I good to you (3)
Love makes me treat you the way that I do gee baby ain't I good to you (3)
Maggie! what are you doing
Maggie! what are you doing
MANAGER
MANAGER
May I may what i'm such a mess oh of course
May I may what i'm such a mess oh of course
May I see those pyjamas mr ipkiss
May I see those pyjamas mr ipkiss
Maybe if you tried a little actual police work
Maybe if you tried a little actual police work
Maybe it was you who helped him out with the bank job
Maybe it was you who helped him out with the bank job
Maybe you did maybe you didn't who knows right
Maybe you did maybe you didn't who knows right
Mayor TiIton, did you see that dog?
Mayor TiIton, did you see that dog?
Mayor tilton i'm so what the hell is wrong with you kellaway
Mayor tilton i'm so what the hell is wrong with you kellaway
Mayor tilton may we have a word with you
Mayor tilton may we have a word with you
Me no I don't even have a car you know 'cause they pollute
Me no I don't even have a car you know 'cause they pollute
Merde
Merde
Milo better forget about me buddy
Milo better forget about me buddy
Milo no no! no! no no! stop it
Milo no no! no! no no! stop it
Milo no!
Milo no!
Milo this could be dangerous you stay here and be a good boy
Milo this could be dangerous you stay here and be a good boy
Milo!
Milo!
Milo! (2)
Milo! (2)
Milo! (3)
Milo! (3)
Milo! (4)
Milo! (4)
Milo! come on
Milo! come on
Milo! get the keys get them! find them get the keys
Milo! get the keys get them! find them get the keys
Milo! go on
Milo! go on
Milo! good boy come on come on
Milo! good boy come on come on
Milo! milo
Milo! milo
Miss what did you say your name was
Miss what did you say your name was
Miss... What was your name?
Miss... What was your name?
Mouse trap
Mouse trap
Mouse trap...
Mouse trap...
Move it!
Move it!
Mr ipkiss hi
Mr ipkiss hi
Mr ipkiss! hi hi
Mr ipkiss! hi hi
My book is about masks as a metaphor mr ipkiss
My book is about masks as a metaphor mr ipkiss
My friend will be along here any minute I better go
My friend will be along here any minute I better go
My game it goes straight to hell you could too
My game it goes straight to hell you could too
My Iife is wrecked. Wrecked.
My Iife is wrecked. Wrecked.
My new carpet!
My new carpet!
Nice little talk with the cops
Nice little talk with the cops
No come on
No come on
No dorian tyrel was the mask I saw it with my own eyes
No dorian tyrel was the mask I saw it with my own eyes
No i've gotta see tina but what do I do I mean do I go as myself or the mask
No i've gotta see tina but what do I do I mean do I go as myself or the mask
No it wasn't me it was the one armed man
No it wasn't me it was the one armed man
No way!
No way!
No way!
No way!
No! guard guard guard! there's a woman's being chased through the alleyway there come on! she needs help
No! guard guard guard! there's a woman's being chased through the alleyway there come on! she needs help
Nobody ever kissed me like dorian tyrel
Nobody ever kissed me like dorian tyrel
Not bad shut up and help me down all right
Not bad shut up and help me down all right
Not to worry this'll put the color back in your cheeks my friend
Not to worry this'll put the color back in your cheeks my friend
Now how about that account we have several different plans savings checking savings and checking
Now how about that account we have several different plans savings checking savings and checking
Now I have some forms for you to fill out
Now I have some forms for you to fill out
Now like napoleon I will divide and conquer
Now like napoleon I will divide and conquer
Now sorry wrong pocket
Now sorry wrong pocket
Now what can I do for you bub
Now what can I do for you bub
Now you have to ask yourself one question do I feel lucky well do you punks
Now you have to ask yourself one question do I feel lucky well do you punks
Now you're being cynical
Now you're being cynical
Now, how about that account?
Now, how about that account?
Of course
Of course
Officer are you writing notes
Officer are you writing notes
Officers arrest those men i've always wanted to say that
Officers arrest those men i've always wanted to say that
Oh I don't know tell you ramsey said look I will take care of ramsey
Oh I don't know tell you ramsey said look I will take care of ramsey
Oh jeez!
Oh jeez!
Oh man forget her
Oh man forget her
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god i'm late! keys keys where's the keys damn
Oh my god i'm late! keys keys where's the keys damn
Oh my god! this has gotta be a new breed
Oh my god! this has gotta be a new breed
Oh no no actually I was just gonna ask you a few questions really about what
Oh no no actually I was just gonna ask you a few questions really about what
Oh stanley! do you realize how much mail we got about that letter
Oh stanley! do you realize how much mail we got about that letter
Oh that car yeah yeah
Oh that car yeah yeah
Oh that's right you and stanley right you two are getting awfully close
Oh that's right you and stanley right you two are getting awfully close
Oh yeah you can explain everything explain this!
Oh yeah you can explain everything explain this!
Okay
Okay
Okay come on! come here get up get up here!
Okay come on! come here get up get up here!
Okay lady time's up
Okay lady time's up
Okay twinkle toes I wanna know where my money is and I wanna know right now
Okay twinkle toes I wanna know where my money is and I wanna know right now
Okay you boys are on your own now I gotta get go downstairs and make sure i'm seen
Okay you boys are on your own now I gotta get go downstairs and make sure i'm seen
Okay you said loki was a night god maybe it only works at night
Okay you said loki was a night god maybe it only works at night
One week to get out of town after that i'll use your empty little skull to break in my new nine iron
One week to get out of town after that i'll use your empty little skull to break in my new nine iron
OnIy the cr me de Ia cr me need appIy.
OnIy the cr me de Ia cr me need appIy.
Only the creme de la creme need apply
Only the creme de la creme need apply
Open up! come on i'm getting blisters on my fingers
Open up! come on i'm getting blisters on my fingers
Or maybe we should call the irs and see if we can arrange a little vacation for you at club fed
Or maybe we should call the irs and see if we can arrange a little vacation for you at club fed
Or we can just take all your money and throw it in a big mattress back there
Or we can just take all your money and throw it in a big mattress back there
Or we'II fire.
Or we'II fire.
Our love is like a red red rose and I am a little thorny je t'adore! je t'adore!
Our love is like a red red rose and I am a little thorny je t'adore! je t'adore!
Party's over everyone let's go!
Party's over everyone let's go!
Peggy brandt wait a minute peggy brandt of ask peggy yeah that's right
Peggy brandt wait a minute peggy brandt of ask peggy yeah that's right
Picture of kellaway's wife what margaret!
Picture of kellaway's wife what margaret!
PIeasure's aII mine.
PIeasure's aII mine.
PoIice!
PoIice!
Police! hands up!
Police! hands up!
Police! open up!
Police! open up!
Possibly a representation of one of the norse night gods maybe loki
Possibly a representation of one of the norse night gods maybe loki
Put it on! put it on!
Put it on! put it on!
Put me down right now or I am never coming back here thanks
Put me down right now or I am never coming back here thanks
Put some effort into it!
Put some effort into it!
Put the cheese down and get the keys go on! over there over there
Put the cheese down and get the keys go on! over there over there
Put your hands up but you told me to freeze alright alright unfreeze
Put your hands up but you told me to freeze alright alright unfreeze
QUIET PLEASE
QUIET PLEASE
ReaIIy big sungIasses, nerf baII...
ReaIIy big sungIasses, nerf baII...
ReaIIy good.
ReaIIy good.
ReaIIy?
ReaIIy?
ReaIIy?
ReaIIy?
Really big sunglasses
Really big sunglasses
Really do I look bad
Really do I look bad
Really they say he's pretty weird looking yeah but you ought to see him dance
Really they say he's pretty weird looking yeah but you ought to see him dance
Remember how I taught you not to jump up on people forget all that
Remember how I taught you not to jump up on people forget all that
Right
Right
Ripley auto finishing you're a customer of theirs aren't you
Ripley auto finishing you're a customer of theirs aren't you
RIPLEY'S AUTO FINISHING
RIPLEY'S AUTO FINISHING
Romeo! this whole place is gonna blow in a couple of minutes!
Romeo! this whole place is gonna blow in a couple of minutes!
Rubber chicken
Rubber chicken
Run milo!
Run milo!
Search him
Search him
Seat belts
Seat belts
See I have an inner ear problem sometimes I can't hear anything
See I have an inner ear problem sometimes I can't hear anything
See that man over there he's got keys yeah go get those keys go get them go get the keys go get them
See that man over there he's got keys yeah go get those keys go get them go get the keys go get them
See you
See you
See you on the inside
See you on the inside
See you!
See you!
Sharing a sunset with me
Sharing a sunset with me
She is so coy I love it
She is so coy I love it
She wouId never...
She wouId never...
She's an artist she's she's sensitive
She's an artist she's she's sensitive
Shoot him!
Shoot him!
Shoot the window I don't care!
Shoot the window I don't care!
Shoot! Shoot!
Shoot! Shoot!
Shoot! shoot! (gun shots)
Shoot! shoot! (gun shots)
Shut up!
Shut up!
Si senorita I know that you will like to chicky boom chick it's very nice so full of spice
Si senorita I know that you will like to chicky boom chick it's very nice so full of spice
Sign right here and press down hard there's no price there will be
Sign right here and press down hard there's no price there will be
Sir she's a perspective client of stanley's oh really
Sir she's a perspective client of stanley's oh really
Sit back and reIax
Sit back and reIax
Small mouthed bass
Small mouthed bass
Smart dog
Smart dog
Smoking
Smoking
Smoking!
Smoking!
Smoking! (2)
Smoking! (2)
Smoking.
Smoking.
Snap out of it come on this dance is over! let's go! follow me officers!
Snap out of it come on this dance is over! let's go! follow me officers!
Snooze!
Snooze!
Snooze!
Snooze!
So did anyone find out who he is
So did anyone find out who he is
So dr neuman you're saying that everybody wears a mask
So dr neuman you're saying that everybody wears a mask
So how do we get in what are you kiddin' leave it to me
So how do we get in what are you kiddin' leave it to me
So what do you think
So what do you think
So what kind of account do you have in mind
So what kind of account do you have in mind
So what time should I pick you up
So what time should I pick you up
So why are you covering this story
So why are you covering this story
So you got a warrant this time or did you stop by for a nightcap
So you got a warrant this time or did you stop by for a nightcap
Some prowIer broke in and attacked Mrs. Peenman.
Some prowIer broke in and attacked Mrs. Peenman.
Somebody help me!
Somebody help me!
Somebody stole your pyjamas
Somebody stole your pyjamas
Somebody stop me
Somebody stop me
Somebody with red hair and full pouting lips a white blouse green jacket and a name tag
Somebody with red hair and full pouting lips a white blouse green jacket and a name tag
Someone hit the joint before got her
Someone hit the joint before got her
Something wrong?
Something wrong?
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
Sorry fellas waste not want not
Sorry fellas waste not want not
Sorry son that's not my department
Sorry son that's not my department
Sorry son the dog was rabid had to put it down
Sorry son the dog was rabid had to put it down
Sorry stanley you really are a great guy I just can't lose my condo you know how hard it is to find an apartment in this city
Sorry stanley you really are a great guy I just can't lose my condo you know how hard it is to find an apartment in this city
Sorry, wrong pocket.
Sorry, wrong pocket.
Stand back and observe
Stand back and observe
StanIey Ipkiss...
StanIey Ipkiss...
StanIey, get in!
StanIey, get in!
StanIey, wait.
StanIey, wait.
Stanley hurry!
Stanley hurry!
Stanley I couldn't do that
Stanley I couldn't do that
Stanley ip kiss
Stanley ip kiss
Stanley ipkiss
Stanley ipkiss
Stanley listen to me
Stanley listen to me
Stanley this is great
Stanley this is great
Stanley this is serious there's gotta be a way to stop him
Stanley this is serious there's gotta be a way to stop him
Stanley wait stanley stanley!
Stanley wait stanley stanley!
Stanley you are the nicest guy really you are
Stanley you are the nicest guy really you are
Stanley!
Stanley!
Stanley! (2)
Stanley! (2)
Stanley! (3)
Stanley! (3)
Stanley! (4)
Stanley! (4)
Stanley! (5)
Stanley! (5)
Stanley! (6)
Stanley! (6)
Stanley! stanley get in!
Stanley! stanley get in!
Start dancing i'll blow your brains out
Start dancing i'll blow your brains out
Stay behind! that's it that's it! nobody's getting in
Stay behind! that's it that's it! nobody's getting in
Step right up here don't be shy! nobody likes a bashful leather head
Step right up here don't be shy! nobody likes a bashful leather head
Stop that man!
Stop that man!
Stupid she would never
Stupid she would never
Sure stanley ipkiss is gonna fall right into my lap
Sure stanley ipkiss is gonna fall right into my lap
Sure you're not gonna miss this guy when he's gone all that's left is me
Sure you're not gonna miss this guy when he's gone all that's left is me
Sure.
Sure.
Take it easy I got the point
Take it easy I got the point
Tell auntie em to let old yeller out
Tell auntie em to let old yeller out
Tell me how's this mask work I don't know you just put it on
Tell me how's this mask work I don't know you just put it on
Tell me more bwana
Tell me more bwana
Tell scarlet I do give a damn
Tell scarlet I do give a damn
Tell tiny tim I won't be coming home this christmas
Tell tiny tim I won't be coming home this christmas
Thank you so much for being with us today
Thank you so much for being with us today
Thank you you love me you really love me
Thank you you love me you really love me
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks a million I owe you one
Thanks a million I owe you one
Thanks for dropping by
Thanks for dropping by
Thanks for everything stanley
Thanks for everything stanley
Thanks for what lots of things
Thanks for what lots of things
Thanks stanley you really are a nice guy
Thanks stanley you really are a nice guy
That guy dancing with tina he's dead meat come on
That guy dancing with tina he's dead meat come on
That letter you sent my column that was from a guy with more guts and more heart than any of the creeps that i've met in this city
That letter you sent my column that was from a guy with more guts and more heart than any of the creeps that i've met in this city
That man is the mask
That man is the mask
That night at the cIub I knew..
That night at the cIub I knew..
That was the most sickening display i've ever seen
That was the most sickening display i've ever seen
That'll be all ipkiss
That'll be all ipkiss
That's a spicy meatball
That's a spicy meatball
That's an interesting tie mister ipkiss stanley ipkiss
That's an interesting tie mister ipkiss stanley ipkiss
That's correct wendy
That's correct wendy
That's correct wendy we all wear masks metaphorically speaking
That's correct wendy we all wear masks metaphorically speaking
That's got to hurt
That's got to hurt
That's it sweetheart now just a little bit to the right
That's it sweetheart now just a little bit to the right
That's it this party's over in 10 minutes
That's it this party's over in 10 minutes
That's it yeah get the key no not not the cheese the keys
That's it yeah get the key no not not the cheese the keys
That's it!
That's it!
That's ridiculous oh is it
That's ridiculous oh is it
That's the guy.
That's the guy.
That's what they're there for
That's what they're there for
The brake drums are shot and you need a new transmission what all I wanted was an oil change
The brake drums are shot and you need a new transmission what all I wanted was an oil change
The coco bongo club hottest new joint in town
The coco bongo club hottest new joint in town
The cops tried to shut the club down this morning
The cops tried to shut the club down this morning
The doctor is about to operate
The doctor is about to operate
The dog was rabid, had to put it down.
The dog was rabid, had to put it down.
The guy they say robbed this place the mask I think he was at the club last night
The guy they say robbed this place the mask I think he was at the club last night
The Ioaner?
The Ioaner?
The loaner the loaner
The loaner the loaner
The mask no it was the guy inside the mask it was you all along
The mask no it was the guy inside the mask it was you all along
THE MASK ROBS BANK
THE MASK ROBS BANK
The masks we wear
The masks we wear
The methane emissions reaIIy pick up the coIors.
The methane emissions reaIIy pick up the coIors.
The money better be here ipkiss or you can ip kiss your ass goodbye
The money better be here ipkiss or you can ip kiss your ass goodbye
The money better be here...
The money better be here...
The poIice want the mask.
The poIice want the mask.
The police are looking for the mask so we'll give them the mask
The police are looking for the mask so we'll give them the mask
The senoritas they sing and they swing with their romero it's very nice so full of spice
The senoritas they sing and they swing with their romero it's very nice so full of spice
The swat team got an offer to open in vegas
The swat team got an offer to open in vegas
The way that I do
The way that I do
Then he couId have banished him into that mask.
Then he couId have banished him into that mask.
Then he could have banished him into that mask
Then he could have banished him into that mask
Then we're all in big trouble and if I were you i'd get out of town fast
Then we're all in big trouble and if I were you i'd get out of town fast
There can't be 2 idiots with pyjamas like these
There can't be 2 idiots with pyjamas like these
There he is!
There he is!
There he is! let's get him
There he is! let's get him
There you go son now get out of here you bother me
There you go son now get out of here you bother me
There's always time for one last kiss
There's always time for one last kiss
There's nothing too good for a boy that's so true gee baby ain't I good to you
There's nothing too good for a boy that's so true gee baby ain't I good to you
There's nothing too good for a boy that's so true gee baby ain't I good to you (2)
There's nothing too good for a boy that's so true gee baby ain't I good to you (2)
They caII me Cuban Pete I'm the king of the rumba beat
They caII me Cuban Pete I'm the king of the rumba beat
They call me cuban pete i'm the king of the rumba beat when I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom chick chicky boom
They call me cuban pete i'm the king of the rumba beat when I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom chick chicky boom
They got me paying taxes for what I gave to you gee baby ain't I good to you
They got me paying taxes for what I gave to you gee baby ain't I good to you
They got me paying taxes...
They got me paying taxes...
They say you've been using the place to run your own small time scams
They say you've been using the place to run your own small time scams
They're out they're sold out that means there's no more
They're out they're sold out that means there's no more
Things change
Things change
This couId be dangerous. Stay here and be a good boy.
This couId be dangerous. Stay here and be a good boy.
This guy's incorrigible
This guy's incorrigible
This is a mistake
This is a mistake
This is a piece of wood
This is a piece of wood
This is an interesting piece mr ipkiss looks like fourth or fifth century scandinavian
This is an interesting piece mr ipkiss looks like fourth or fifth century scandinavian
This is impossible
This is impossible
This is incredible with these powers I could be a superhero I could fight crime protect the innocent work for world peace but first
This is incredible with these powers I could be a superhero I could fight crime protect the innocent work for world peace but first
This is kellaway I need back up and I need it now
This is kellaway I need back up and I need it now
This is the moment of truth when a man shows what he's really made of
This is the moment of truth when a man shows what he's really made of
This is your big production number
This is your big production number
This isn't his grift man
This isn't his grift man
This pIace wiII bIow!
This pIace wiII bIow!
This young man here just saved our lives
This young man here just saved our lives
Those pyjamas are impossible this actually happened
Those pyjamas are impossible this actually happened
Those pyjamas those those those pyjamas were stolen
Those pyjamas those those those pyjamas were stolen
Tina carlyle pleased to meat you the pleasure's all mine
Tina carlyle pleased to meat you the pleasure's all mine
Tina come here
Tina come here
Tina come on you can't you can't
Tina come on you can't you can't
Tina get out of here get lost!
Tina get out of here get lost!
Tina what are you doing here
Tina what are you doing here
Tina!
Tina!
Tonight i'm gonna take you on a love safari deep into the darkest heart of the urban jungle
Tonight i'm gonna take you on a love safari deep into the darkest heart of the urban jungle
Too bad she's aIready taken.
Too bad she's aIready taken.
Too bad she's already taken
Too bad she's already taken
Trust me buddy this is going to be the perfect night on the town
Trust me buddy this is going to be the perfect night on the town
Turn down those cartoons!
Turn down those cartoons!
Use the radio what you know call for backup or something
Use the radio what you know call for backup or something
Wait a minute where is everybody something's not kosher here
Wait a minute where is everybody something's not kosher here
Wait just a minute
Wait just a minute
Wait! I can explain everything
Wait! I can explain everything
Want to be my date
Want to be my date
Watch it chunky!
Watch it chunky!
Watch it! i'm sorry
Watch it! i'm sorry
We all wear masks metaphorically speaking
We all wear masks metaphorically speaking
We have a crisis on our hands here and you stroll in over an hour late if I have to put up with your behaviour
We have a crisis on our hands here and you stroll in over an hour late if I have to put up with your behaviour
We have a giraffe
We have a giraffe
We suppress the id our darkest desires and adopt a more socially acceptable image
We suppress the id our darkest desires and adopt a more socially acceptable image
We're going to go to a party tonight we're going to have one hell of a time aren't we yes
We're going to go to a party tonight we're going to have one hell of a time aren't we yes
Well I always have time for the press and my loyal constituents
Well I always have time for the press and my loyal constituents
Well I better be going
Well I better be going
Well I hope you can enjoy the victory with one freaking eye!
Well I hope you can enjoy the victory with one freaking eye!
Well I just can't let her sit home all alone
Well I just can't let her sit home all alone
Well if you think of anything this is my number this is my you know personal number
Well if you think of anything this is my number this is my you know personal number
Well if you weren't busy oogling girlie pictures you might get some work done around here
Well if you weren't busy oogling girlie pictures you might get some work done around here
Well it looks like some sort of mob tactic there it is boys she broke the case
Well it looks like some sort of mob tactic there it is boys she broke the case
Well it's nothing any american with balls of steel wouldn't do for his community
Well it's nothing any american with balls of steel wouldn't do for his community
Well see here's the thing my very best girlfriend just came into town and I know she'd be dying to go to this so could we maybe get an extra ticket for her
Well see here's the thing my very best girlfriend just came into town and I know she'd be dying to go to this so could we maybe get an extra ticket for her
Well that's what you are ipkiss a big nothing
Well that's what you are ipkiss a big nothing
Well the book is of course the masks we wear by dr arthur neuman
Well the book is of course the masks we wear by dr arthur neuman
Well the next time she comes in you be sure to send her to my office
Well the next time she comes in you be sure to send her to my office
Well this is coming right out of your security deposit ipkiss
Well this is coming right out of your security deposit ipkiss
Well you don't look real fabulous now
Well you don't look real fabulous now
Well you're lucky we caught these problems now before they caused you some serious trouble
Well you're lucky we caught these problems now before they caused you some serious trouble
What
What
What a rush
What a rush
What a rush.
What a rush.
What about the club I thought you were doing great
What about the club I thought you were doing great
What are they going to do to me sarge what are they going to do
What are they going to do to me sarge what are they going to do
What are you doing here
What are you doing here
What are you doing here (2)
What are you doing here (2)
What are you doing here (3)
What are you doing here (3)
What are you looking at you you're losing it dorian
What are you looking at you you're losing it dorian
What do the lab reports say
What do the lab reports say
What do we do with ipkiss
What do we do with ipkiss
What do you know about this mask character mask
What do you know about this mask character mask
What do you see mr ipkiss
What do you see mr ipkiss
What does niko have to say about this nothing
What does niko have to say about this nothing
What happened
What happened
What I got is probable cause
What I got is probable cause
What is it murray
What is it murray
What is that supposed to mean
What is that supposed to mean
What the hell are you doing
What the hell are you doing
What the hell are you doing here we got trouble you better come upstairs come on let's go
What the hell are you doing here we got trouble you better come upstairs come on let's go
What took you guys so long i've been vamping here for like 20 minutes
What took you guys so long i've been vamping here for like 20 minutes
What you want me to throw that i'm very tired okay i'll throw it one time
What you want me to throw that i'm very tired okay i'll throw it one time
What's happening to you stanley
What's happening to you stanley
What's happening to you, StanIey?
What's happening to you, StanIey?
What's the matter darling
What's the matter darling
What's the matter with you what is it what are you looking for
What's the matter with you what is it what are you looking for
Whatever that mask is you don't need it
Whatever that mask is you don't need it
When he puts on the mask he turns into that green thingamajig
When he puts on the mask he turns into that green thingamajig
When I put that mask on I can do anything be anything
When I put that mask on I can do anything be anything
Where were you last night here mostly is something wrong
Where were you last night here mostly is something wrong
Where were you last night the girls and I were looking all over for you did you happen to look outside in the gutter
Where were you last night the girls and I were looking all over for you did you happen to look outside in the gutter
Where were you? I've been vamping for 20 minutes
Where were you? I've been vamping for 20 minutes
Where's a camcorder when you need one
Where's a camcorder when you need one
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who the hell are you
Who the hell are you
Who?!
Who?!
Whoa boss! you okay
Whoa boss! you okay
Why are you covering this story?
Why are you covering this story?
Why are you interested just curious I guess
Why are you interested just curious I guess
Why because I gotta
Why because I gotta
Why don't you just sit back and relax
Why don't you just sit back and relax
Why, you interested?
Why, you interested?
With a little help from his friends
With a little help from his friends
Won't you come in
Won't you come in
Wouldn't want to start the celebration early would you
Wouldn't want to start the celebration early would you
Yeah hi!
Yeah hi!
Yeah it's it's really beautiful right around sunset the methane emissions really pick up the colours all those pinks and greens
Yeah it's it's really beautiful right around sunset the methane emissions really pick up the colours all those pinks and greens
Yeah right
Yeah right
Yeah some kind of prowler broke in and attacked mrs peenman attacked
Yeah some kind of prowler broke in and attacked mrs peenman attacked
Yeah well next time why don't you call right leave the delivery boys at home
Yeah well next time why don't you call right leave the delivery boys at home
Yeah yeah sure keep it down ipkiss
Yeah yeah sure keep it down ipkiss
Yeah! oh man come on come here good boy that's a good boy good boy
Yeah! oh man come on come here good boy that's a good boy good boy
Yes your honor
Yes your honor
Yessir i'm cuban pete i'm the craze of my native street when I start to dance everything goes chick chicky boom chick chicky boom
Yessir i'm cuban pete i'm the craze of my native street when I start to dance everything goes chick chicky boom chick chicky boom
Yo bobby! how you doing buddy it's charlie!
Yo bobby! how you doing buddy it's charlie!
You bet ya
You bet ya
You bet ya thank you and good luck cracking the case
You bet ya thank you and good luck cracking the case
You crossed the rope never cross the rope
You crossed the rope never cross the rope
You didn't hear anything she unloaded a couple of rounds of 20 gauge buckshot 5 feet from your door
You didn't hear anything she unloaded a couple of rounds of 20 gauge buckshot 5 feet from your door
You didn't stop by just to see me did you it's okay tell me
You didn't stop by just to see me did you it's okay tell me
You didn't stop by just to see me, did you?
You didn't stop by just to see me, did you?
You don't know that charlie
You don't know that charlie
You don't know that.
You don't know that.
You don't know who you're talking to do you i'm talking to a dead man if you don't step back like I said
You don't know who you're talking to do you i'm talking to a dead man if you don't step back like I said
You don't need her man you need somebody a little more down to earth somebody with some integrity
You don't need her man you need somebody a little more down to earth somebody with some integrity
You don't own an '89 civic
You don't own an '89 civic
You don't own an '89 Civic?
You don't own an '89 Civic?
You don't scare me mr ipkiss go right ahead
You don't scare me mr ipkiss go right ahead
You figure it was an inside job huh that's right and all I need is a couple of prints to lock this whack job up till doomsday
You figure it was an inside job huh that's right and all I need is a couple of prints to lock this whack job up till doomsday
You got me partner
You got me partner
You got the 50 thou'
You got the 50 thou'
You got the wrong guy I tell you! it's a bum rap I got my rights!
You got the wrong guy I tell you! it's a bum rap I got my rights!
You know anything about the disturbance last night disturbance
You know anything about the disturbance last night disturbance
You know for once kellaway you're right except it wasn't one of my boys
You know for once kellaway you're right except it wasn't one of my boys
You know I hardly ever stop by here
You know I hardly ever stop by here
You know it sort of looks like a young woman riding bareback sort of a lady godiva or something
You know it sort of looks like a young woman riding bareback sort of a lady godiva or something
You know mrs peenman what nothing
You know mrs peenman what nothing
You know that night at the club I knew i'd found someone special
You know that night at the club I knew i'd found someone special
You know you weren't putting up much of a fight in that freak show last night when he tried to kiss you
You know you weren't putting up much of a fight in that freak show last night when he tried to kiss you
You know you're lucky you've caught me I was just on my way out
You know you're lucky you've caught me I was just on my way out
You know you're not supposed to jump up it's against doggie ordinance
You know you're not supposed to jump up it's against doggie ordinance
You like this thing you like it
You like this thing you like it
You mess with niko you end up taking a dirt nap
You mess with niko you end up taking a dirt nap
You okay
You okay
You planning a little trip without me baby no
You planning a little trip without me baby no
You printed one of my letters last year remember nice guys finish last
You printed one of my letters last year remember nice guys finish last
You ready get it
You ready get it
You reaIIy Iove me.
You reaIIy Iove me.
You really think hundreds of women are looking for a guy like me sure i'm one of them
You really think hundreds of women are looking for a guy like me sure i'm one of them
You said you wouldn't hurt him! I lied
You said you wouldn't hurt him! I lied
You son of a bitch!
You son of a bitch!
You stanley ipkiss are already all you'll ever need to be
You stanley ipkiss are already all you'll ever need to be
You still here come on let's go!
You still here come on let's go!
You suffer from a mild delusion
You suffer from a mild delusion
You sure you know what you're doing buddy i'm sure then do what you gotta do
You sure you know what you're doing buddy i'm sure then do what you gotta do
You think she'll ever come back charlie
You think she'll ever come back charlie
You two step back
You two step back
You wanna take him yeah
You wanna take him yeah
You were good kid real good but as long as i'm around you'll always be second best see
You were good kid real good but as long as i'm around you'll always be second best see
You, with the face.
You, with the face.
You'd like to see him again wouldn't you I wouldn't mind
You'd like to see him again wouldn't you I wouldn't mind
You're a real hero
You're a real hero
You're gonna take me out as your prisoner
You're gonna take me out as your prisoner
You're kidding! for friday night
You're kidding! for friday night
You're know you're right you're absolutely right
You're know you're right you're absolutely right
You're mister nice guy yes!
You're mister nice guy yes!
You're not going anywhere
You're not going anywhere
You're not on the list you're not in the club alright
You're not on the list you're not in the club alright
You're taking a chance coming here your boyfriend might be a little upset
You're taking a chance coming here your boyfriend might be a little upset
You're under arrest
You're under arrest
You're weIcome
You're weIcome
You're welcome
You're welcome
You've got 17 5 percent in t bills amortized over the fiscal year 8 percent in stocks and bonds
You've got 17 5 percent in t bills amortized over the fiscal year 8 percent in stocks and bonds
Your car sir
Your car sir
Your car sir that's not my car but it matches the ticket
Your car sir that's not my car but it matches the ticket
2 tickets to the charity ball at the coco bongo club this saturday night
2 tickets to the charity ball at the coco bongo club this saturday night
50 grand 50 grand to the man who finds that green faced son of a bitch before the cops do
50 grand 50 grand to the man who finds that green faced son of a bitch before the cops do
120 yards
120 yards
205 yards
205 yards
A Rorschach test. Right.
A Rorschach test. Right.
Get out of the road! I think he wants to communicate
Get out of the road! I think he wants to communicate
How you doing, my friend? Long time no see.
How you doing, my friend? Long time no see.
Why are you here? There's troubIe.
Why are you here? There's troubIe.
Why? Is it true?
Why? Is it true?
''Edge City''
''Edge City''
''That's correct.
''That's correct.
(both laughing maniacally)
(both laughing maniacally)
(breaks glass)
(breaks glass)
(car horn)
(car horn)
(cash register noise)
(cash register noise)
(drum beat)
(drum beat)
(elvis voice) thank you very much
(elvis voice) thank you very much
(explosion glass doors cracking)
(explosion glass doors cracking)
(farts) pardon me
(farts) pardon me
(gun shot)
(gun shot)
(gun shots)
(gun shots)
(gun shots) (2)
(gun shots) (2)
(guns and machine guns fire)
(guns and machine guns fire)
(laughing maniacally)
(laughing maniacally)
(laughing maniacally) (2)
(laughing maniacally) (2)
(laughing)
(laughing)
(loading weapons)
(loading weapons)
(old car engine stops)
(old car engine stops)
(slams door)
(slams door)
(the mask agonizing mockingly )
(the mask agonizing mockingly )
(the mask whistles)
(the mask whistles)
(thunder rumbling)
(thunder rumbling)

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