Beetlejuice Movie Soundboard Edit

A beautiful bunch o' ripe banana

A little gasoline blowtorch no problem

A monument to the bored businessman

A very sophisticated pair I mean they even appear in sheets

Aah! uh uh! nobody says the b word come on

Adam

Adam (2)

Adam babs

Adam don't tease her you never got on a in science

Adam I want to be with lydia

Adam is this what happens when you die

Adam let's go

Adam why did you build that

Adam you had a photo of bigfoot

Adam! adam!

Adam! adam! (2)

After my stint with the living theatre

Ah possession good

Ah this is great this is just what the doctor ordered

Ah well I attended juilliard i'm a graduate of the harvard business school

Aha!

Ahh here we go then ready

All new arrivals report to waiting room number 8

All new arrivals report to waiting room number 8 (2)

All new arrivals report to waiting room number 8 (3)

All right

All right let's get down to business

All right that's enough now

An amusement park

An appointment with who

And bring the little pards down here hell we got plenty of snakes and lizards for them to play with

And d con is on its knees to sponsor the insect zoo

And hey if you act now you get a free demon possession with every exorcism

And how about the math test

And i'll tell you something if I knew then what I know now I wouldn't have had my little accident

And look at that kitchen you're finally gonna be able to cook a decent meal

And now I think it's time to have a stretch and to invite our friends to meet your friends okay

And remember i'll eat anything you want me to eat i'll swallow anything you want me to swallow so come on down i'll chew on the dog

And that is what happens when they die

And the moaning is important really moan

And this used to be your house

And uh bring sarah

And we rise to be

And what money don't you believe in my work

And you can come up here and visit us anytime you want

And you do you lydia take this man

And you let betelgeuse out and didn't put him back

And you let otho get hold of the handbook

And you might mention that I single handedly decorated that house

Any minute now

Anyhow we've gotta get some help here we've gotta contact this guy betelmeyer or something

Anyway you can't scare her she's sleeping with prince valium tonight

Appointment for what

Are they here yet

Are they still here otho otho are they still here

Are we halfway to heaven are we halfway to hell and how long is this gonna last

Are you a ghost too

Are you available

Are you gross under there

Are you juno our caseworker

Are you kidding can't you read signs

Are you night of the living dead under there' like all bloody veins and pus

Are you sure you wouldn't rather go to jamaica or someplace like that

Are you the guys hiding out in the attic

Aren't you scared

As flies the lizard serpent fell as goblin vizard at the spell

As sudden thunder pierces night as magic wonder mad affright

At least someone's life hasn't been upheaved

Attention kmart shoppers

BachelorsParty

Barb honey we're dead I don't think we have very much to worry about anymore

Barbara

Barbara and I worked very hard on this house

Barbara barbara

Barbara come with me down to the store

Barbara how did you do that

Barbara we did call him and he seemed awfully pissed off

Barbara we're home

Barbara you don't know what's out there

Barbara!

Barbara! (2)

Be careful

Be my guest

Because if I tell you you'll tell your friends they're calling me on the horn all the time

Beep beep

Beetle

Beetle breakfast beetle drink beetle beetle juice

Being dead really doesn't make things any easier

Besides i'm not exposing that little girl to that pervert down there

Besides we could try again on this vacation you know

Betel

Betelgeu

Betelgeuse

Betelgeuse (2)

Betelgeuse (3)

Betelgeuse (4)

Betelgeuse betelgeuse betelgeuse

Betelgeuse the bio exorcist

Birdies

Blue green

Blugh

Boo!

Boo! (2)

Boy do you know how to pick them let me ask you something is this relationship really solid do I have a shot at her

Boy oh boy this place just gets weirder and weirder

Breakfast orange orange beetle beetle fruit

But barbara honey it's too late we have to go through with this

But bernard what about this table

But I strongly suggest that you remove the deetzes yourselves

But maybe if you have a pen maybe we can I know you ever play charades

But other than that it's perfect just perfect

But rather than have you stumble onto it and make another mistake i'll tell you

But these people

But this house is too big for you it really ought to be for a couple with a family you know

But we have these pictures lydia

But you know in order to do that you've gotta say my name three times

By the time you read this I will be gone having jumped having plummeted off the winter river bridge

Cabin fever hon

Call betelgeuse betelgeu betel

Called the caterer he's got a great band

Can you stop this

Can't see you right uh uh

Can't you see i'm relaxing in here

Cantdresslikeawoman

Careful that's my sculpture I don't mean my as in I bought it I mean I made it it's my sculpture

Charles

Charles (2)

Charles we're here to see some ghosts

Charles what I wanna know is why didn't you tell us about this before

Charles you're lucky the yuppies are buying condos so you can afford what i'm going to have to do to this place

Claimed he could get rid of the living

Coach

Coach coach where's the men's room

Come and have a look

Come here

Come mister tally man tally me banana

Come mister tally man tally me banana (2)

Come on

Come on (2)

Come on (3)

Come on (4)

Come on a little closer step right up test your strength

Come on come on

Come on come on come on

Come on come on in

Come on come on over we'll have a little bite you'll have something to nosh

Come on come on think of it as a marriage of inconvenience okay we both get something

Come on down here and see it

Come on get out of my way

Come on if they are in here I don't want to scare them away

Come on just say it

Come on kids what do I have to do to strike a deal with you two huh

Come on let's get rolling now rev

Come on let's go let's get on with the ceremony

Come on! whoa! whoa! stop it! whoa!

Cut it out i'm a child for god's sakes

Cute couple look nice and stupid too

D 90s

Dad

Dad don't

Dad's found a way of making some money while I relax so would you scram

Damn sandworms thirteen percent huh

Day me say day me say day me say day

Day me say day me say day me say day me say day me say day o

Day me say day o

Day o day o daylight come and me wan' go home

Daylight come and me wan' go home

Daylight come and me wan' go home (2)

Daylight come and me wan' go home (3)

Daylight come and me wan' go home (4)

Daylight come and me wan' go home (5)

Daylight come and me wan' go home (6)

Daylight come and me wan' go home (7)

Daylight come and me wan' go home (8)

Daylight come and me wan' go home (9)

Dead dead dead deadski

Deceased

Delia

Delia deetz welcome home

Delia hates it

Delia let's get this show on the road

Delia says you can wear any sheets you want

Delia you are a flake you have always been a flake

Did you feel something

Do you betel

Do you know where that's going did anyone tell you where to

Do you remember how we got back up here

Do you take this woman to be your wedded wife

Do you think I want to die like this

Do you want to spend the next 125 years having breakfast with this woman

Don't bait your mother pumpkin

Don't mind her she's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister

Don't worry I locked the door

Don't worry we're not relying on her we have otho

Don't you dare speak to others about me

Don't you hate it when that happens

Draw a door

Drive carefully

Enough there to do the entire guest room

Every time she says that the paint peels and uh some wild creature tries to kill us

Everything goes along with whatever's in the attic

Everything seems to be pretty much back to normal I think

Excuse me

Excuse me (2)

Excuse me (3)

Excuse me down we go

Excuse me we are leaving now

Fabulous

Fine

Fine you look fine

First the house

First word two syllables

Five

Flight 409 arriving

Flight 409 is arriving at gate 3

For instance what are your qualifications

For juno your caseworker

Functional perimeters vary from manifestation to manifestation

Funeral

Furniture truck is coming we're gonna have to decide what goes and what stays

Get it

Get them out yourselves it's your house

Ghosts in designer sheets no less

Ghosts you're telling me we have ghosts in this house

Give or take a year

Give that to your father

Go ahead barbara say it

Go ahead make my millennium

Go on get downstairs men's room

God how can he stand that woman

God this book is so stupid I can't understand anything in there

God what's she doing here

God you guys really are dead

Good good

Good idea

Good luck thanks

Good sturdy country craftsmanship

Got into more trouble

Got it okay now two

Great choice we got here

Ha

Ha! already

Handbook for the recently deceased press

Handbook for the recently diseased deceased

Hands vermilion start of five bright cotillion raven's dive

Happy vacation honey

Haunted houses aren't easy to come by

Have I not always made you money I think that's the only real question here

Having trouble with the living

He does not work well with others

He got hair right down to his goddamn shoulders

He likes it

He says to me just trim it a little I took the scissors to him so fast

He told me that if I let him out he would take me to the other side to find you

He wants to bring the wife and family up here for some peace and quiet

He was my assistant but he was a troublemaker

He went out on his own as a freelance bio exorcist

He's the genius who gave us the talking marcel marceau statue it was a sensation

Helen got it for me in oslo

Hell i'll possess myself if I gotta

Hello

Hello where are you

Help me help me help me

Help!

Here hold that for me will you

Here in the old hardware store

Here it is here you go

Here take that

Hey come on

Hey come on you've got to work with me here i'm just trying to cut a deal what do you want me to do

Hey hermano

Hey hey hey

Hey i'm just doing my job besides I thought we had a deal

Hey i've been to saturn

Hey it's okay you know why I don't wanna do business with you deadbeats anyway thank you

Hey jane up here jane

Hey look at that

Hey look out for that !

Hey maybe we should try that beetle guy

Hey there goes elvis yo king

Hey these aren't my rules come to think of it I don't have any rules

Hey this might be a good look for me

Hey what are you doing hey stop it hey you're messing up my hair

Hey you hey come here

Hey!

Hi

Hi (2)

Hi barbara hi

Hi how are you

Hi how are you (2)

Hide the deadly black tarantula

Hmm I wonder what this could be

Hmm nice building bad roof good parking

Home

Home home home

Honey

Honey I just uh finished the initial presentation

Honey nobody can see us but she did

Honey today i'm 260000 dollars

Hope you like italian

How are you doing ernie

How did you guess

How do I look there are no mirrors on this side

How long do you suppose we were waiting there

How'd you do on that science test

How's the model coming

How's your arm I don't know it feels frozen

Hungry come on hey come here I got something good for you

Hydrated chromic oxide

I am alone

I am utterly alone

I beg your pardon

I better go

I can buy the whole town

I can only do so much

I can't believe they didn't tell us

I can't believe we're eating cantonese is there no sichuan up here

I can't bring the ghosts dad they're not here

I cannot watch this

I could live here

I could start sculpting again you know i'm only truly happy when i'm sculpting

I did

I didn't

I didn't even know I could do the calypso

I didn't say anything

I didn't want to bring it up

I don't care

I don't care i've changed my mind

I don't get it

I don't know

I don't know (2)

I don't know about you two but i'm perfectly happy here

I don't know i'll go find out

I don't know what your signal means

I don't know where it came from

I don't know why we keep looking in that stupid book

I don't see anything about heaven or hell

I don't think we survived that crash

I feel so stupid

I get out you get to say you're hitched with the most eligible bachelor since valentino came over

I got an a

I got these friends on the outside that I said i'd meet

I had maxie dean on the phone honey

I hate this

I have a feeling there's something very interesting behind this door

I have a feeling things are going to be a little better around here from now on

I have an idea

I have consistently lost money on her work for years

I have never been so embarrassed

I have to show you something look

I heard

I just hope it wasn't yet another of your dreary suicide attempts

I just wanna see them

I know but I think he can be useful later

I know just as much about the supernatural as I do about interior design

I know what you two are up to and you're not gonna get away with it

I like that little girl

I lived through the black plague and I had a pretty good time during that

I mean before your nerves went you were a demon

I mean everyone's gonna want them for their parties ha ha

I mean there's absolutely no organic flow through

I myself am strange and unusual

I need a new brush for this tung oil and I want to get a part for the model

I noticed that too it's like a giant ant farm

I now pronounce you

I read something in this book this morning about emergencies all right here it is in case of emergency draw a door

I received word you allowed yourselves to be photographed

I saw some ghosts

I say we open it

I should remind you all that I am delia's agent

I think she understands me

I think the reason is that they were trying to scare you away and you didn't get scared

I think they've had enough exercise for tonight

I think we scared them away so let's just leave them alone all right

I think we should keep it the way it is

I think we're in the model

I think what you did with the place is wonderful

I thought I saw something

I told them you were too mean to be afraid

I travel quite extensively

I understand I understand

I wanna be dead too

I wanna get in

I want betelgeuse out of the picture

I want out for good in order for me to do that hey I gotta get married

I want to make sure it's not some silly parlor trick

I want to talk to barbara

I was just telling barbara about this offer on the house

I was one of new york city's leading paranormal researchers until the bottom dropped out in '72

I will not stop living and breathing art just because you need to relax

I wish I had a better view of the cemetery from here I can't tell which is the best placement for us

I wonder where a guy an everyday joe like myself can find a little action

I would rather talk about

I'd almost given up on you I was about to leave I do have other clients

I'd like to propose a toast to our intrepid friends who braved the expressway and two dozen tollbooths to be with us this evening

I'll be needing something personal of theirs

I'll be right back

I'll fix you something to eat

I'll get it

I'll go first honey

I'll just get the

I'll make some coffee and you get wood for the fire

I'll make the presentation

I'll scare them real bad

I'll see you in a few weeks okay

I'm dead

I'm glad I caught you I heard you were on vacation

I'm gonna get her

I'm gonna get started right away

I'm gonna go back down to the bridge and retrace our steps

I'm here to relax and clip coupons and damn it I mean to do it

I'm here with you I will live with you in this hellhole but I must express myself

I'm lydia and i'm of sound mind

I'm not fond of charles deetz particulary but you could've killed him

I'm not scared of sheets

I'm not staying here not a minute

I'm not your coach he survived

I'm so glad we're spending our vacation at home

I'm telling you honey she meant nothing to me nothing at all

I'm the ghost with the most babe

I'm totally enchanted

I've been reading that book and there's a word for people in our situation ghosts

I've got a card around here somewhere here

I've gotta show up at shopping centers for openings sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a hell okay a living hell

I've seen the exorcist about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it

Icandomore

If anything actually happened here I shall handle it but not until i've seen some real proof

If you could get me out over there then maybe we could talk or something

If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own I will go insane and I will take you with me!

If you guys are gonna do that weird sexual stuff do it in your own bedroom

If you insist on frightening people do it with your sculpture

ImfromVietnambrotha

In case he needs any advice in that arena have him come see me

In fact I believe he's been sleazing around your cemetery lately

In fact no one dining here this evening has not been in vanity fair except you

In heaven there wouldn't be dust on everything

In the book rule number two the living usually won't see the dead

In the meantime the dowry's on me dad

Inchlongdude

Is death a problem and not the solution

Is the rest of the house as bad as this

Is this a punishment or something what are we gonna do

Is this the key to the attic

Isn't there an index or something no nothing

It doesn't matter

It just says won't

It makes me want to kiss you guys come on give me one

It obviously doesn't do any good to pull your heads off in front of people if they can't see you

It says live people ignore the strange and unusual

It was gross they wanted me to dissect a frog I told them no way I said it was against my religion so I got a c

It was like being in an amusement park wham!

It was you wasn't it

It'll be tricky but I think I can handle it

It's 6 45 in the morning

It's a little private joke that lydia and I share

It's about 3 30 I guess

It's all in the handbook

It's all very personal

It's bad luck

It's jane

It's just that really this house is too big

It's just that winter river connecticut is if you'll forgive me nowhere

It's locked how did they get in

It's me lydia

It's not a building that's the beauty of it

It's not a joke

It's not stupid barbara

It's okay it's okay it's us

It's okay there's no damage look see it's okay

It's otho otho why don't you just come in the front

It's sectional

It's showtime

It's so big how will we get it out

It's the whole damn town

It's too late charles i'm sorry

It's your turn honey

Jane don't send people photos of our house

Jane says we should sell the house to someone with a family

Jeez lydia is connecticut so boring

Jeez!

JerseyCity

Jewelry store here that's not it

Jump in the line rock your body in time

Just can you give me the basics

Just say it

Just say it (2)

Just today she tried to convince me that this house is haunted

Just what type of motivation do you require otho

Keep moving

Kids you know I love them

Knock three times

Learn to throw your voice fool your friends fun at parties

Leave me alone all of you

Let me ask how do you get them so sm

Let's get one thing straight

Let's go barbara

Let's watch them scatter any minute now they're gonna come running out of that door screaming

Lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

Listen I think we can scare them off ourselves tonight

Listen to her on this lydia this is something we know a lot about

Listen to me no!

Listen to this geographical and temporal perimeters

Listen you guys these ghosts are really nice people

Look at the publisher

Look at this place everything's different all our furniture's gone

Look at us huh we even shop at the same store

Look i'm what you call an illegal alien okay

Look it's him betelgeuse

Look we've been to saturn

Look you know just turn around

Looks great

Looks like we dig barbara

Lydia I am giving a dinner party tonight for seven people

Lydia will bring the ghosts

Lydia you finally decided to join us

Lydia you take us up there right now

Lydia's trying but they don't believe her

Maitland party of two

Makeitonmonday

Man and

Manchurian tung oil where did you get this

Max you've got to come up here and see

Maxie dean's coming up here tonight

May we continue with the ceremony

May your buildings go condo

Maybe charles does

Maybe I have a chance to teach you something here

Maybe they'll leave now that snake was a pretty nasty customer

Maybe this is heaven

Maybe this was all a bad idea

Maybe we should just take things extra slow

Maybe we should knock first

Maybe you can relax in a haunted house but I can't

Maybe you could help me get out of here you know because I gotta tell you this uh death thing it's just too creepy

Maybe you should get it okay no!

Moan louder

Mom dad I just want you two to know you're welcome in our house anytime you want to come over

Mom let's just go

Morning adam need a haircut before your vacation

Mr and mrs maitland

My agent bernard is bringing a woman who writes for art in america

My father bought this place he never walks away from equity

My god

My god that was close

My photo of bigfoot is a different story

My whole life is a darkroom one big dark room

My wife and I would like to ask a couple of questions

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Never trust the living

Nice fucking model

Night of the what living dead it's a movie

Nightshade's promise spirits strive to the living let now the dead come alive

No

No (2)

No (3)

No (4)

No (5)

No (6)

No (7)

No feet

No ghosts here

No I am sick of that subject

No I mean they're gone split out of here afterlife kids deceased

No i'm not putting up with this

No jane

No lydia we're dead

No no i'm sorry that does not go there

No really they said they might come back and we could all live here if you agreed not to tease them or make them do stupid tricks

No thanks bill

No they're not they're already dead they can't feel a thing

No way there's no place like home

No we don't I mean can't we rebel or something

No we just wanna get some people out of our house

No what snake you kids and your imagination

No you don't

No you don't need to talk to barbara

No! lydia don't say it

No! no what are you doing excuse me put it down

Normally chicks

Not bad not bad

Not so fast round boy we're gonna have some laughs

Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy

Now go clean house and don't forget the photographs and the damned handbook

Now let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose

Now listen enough of this talk about visiting okay I gotta go

Now lydia favor us about your ghosts

Now what do you think you think i'm qualified

Now why do I know that name

Now you go ahead

Now you must remember ed maxie

Number 54000601 ferndock

Of course I can see you

Of course they're dead they're ghosts

Of course you are

Oh adam I can't go through with it

Oh adam that guy's in our cemetery

Oh adam what is this

Oh barbara you are not gonna believe

Oh boy you guys are really a couple of spooksters aren't you

Oh charles

Oh come on don't go yet hey guy come on we're simpatico here

Oh delia lighten up

Oh gee

Oh god

Oh help help i'm getting all yellow

Oh honey this is not working out at all

Oh honey you got it thank you

Oh I forgot to lock the attic door

Oh it's about time

Oh it's great

Oh jeez I don't know I mean it's kind of a big decision isn't it I always said if I ever did it I was gonna do it once and that was it

Oh look an indoor outhouse

Oh no

Oh no (2)

Oh no (3)

Oh pumpkin I didn't mean anything

Oh really what are you saying

Oh that's a big fella whoa!

Oh then we own a whole town in the middle of nowhere

Oh they're still here they're just hiding out

Oh this is gonna take some time honey

Oh um uh

Oh we forgot our handbook

Oh who are we kidding charles you've never had a bad idea

Oh yeah

Oh yeah here I come baby

Oh yeah hey adam nice move

Oh! oh I know what you're asking me can I be scary

Ok I believe you!

Ok I believe you! (2)

Okay

Okay go

Okay have you been studying the manual

Okay just help them

Okay think about it

Okay you look great

Once you cover up the wallpaper knock down a few walls this place might just be livable

Ooh i've got to go

Ooh la la what do we got here the maitlands huh

Ooh look

Oops we're gonna need witnesses would you

Open this door you dead people or we'll bust it down and we'll drag you out by the ropes you hanged yourself with

Open up!

Otho

Otho (2)

Otho (3)

Otho and I have some great plans

Otho are you doing this

Otho can you do it

Otho can't you do something

Otho fenlock's locked door ghosts

Otho I didn't realize you were into the supernatural

Otho you can't even change a tire

Otho you get maxie on the phone right away

Otho you left the city for me I am so happy

Our ghost our corpse

Ozzie and harriet

Paranormal is that what they're calling your kind these days

Pardon me did you do that that's very nice work

People will pay big money for this right grace

Perfect start to our vacation

Perhaps if i'm properly motivated

Plan to have a stroke from the amount of msg that's in this food

Please report to door number 9

Please they're dead it's a little late to be neurotic

Poor devils

Probably committed suicide up there

Probably feel guilty about what they did to me

Pumpkin sweetheart go help your mother

Put it on the table

Put it up come on careful

Putz

Remember i'm schooled in chemistry I was a hair analyst briefly

Right

Right (2)

Rives asunder man's delight

Sarah loves the supernatural

Save that guy for later huh

Scram

See here's my problem

See we can do this stuff on our own

See you later huh bill

Shake shake shake senora shake your body line shake shake shake senora shake it all the time

Shall we

She has such a tendency to overreact

She'll have him sprint up here in his helicopter if you can produce ghosts for her

She's a little bit nervous uh maybe I should answer for her okay

She's got photos barbara

She's right honey we just have to keep this simple we can do this come on

Shh! don't even say his name you don't want his help

Sick sexual perversion

Six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

Snakes ghosts shrimp

So

So (2)

So can i

So few clients are able to read my mind they're just not open to the experience

So I don't care what it takes

So I was just wondering could you help me get out of here

So let's play family just for tonight hmm

So say it once say it twice third time's the charm

So where are they

So without further delay welcome to winter river museum of natural greed

So you were miserable in new york city and now you're going to be miserable out here in the sticks

Soon as we get settled we'll build you a darkroom in the basement okay

Sorry didn't see you sitting there

Sorry ma'am

Sounds like lydia got an a on the math test

Stack banana 'til de mornin' come

Start simply do what you know use your talents practice

Stepmother

Stop it

Stop stop

Straight back

Strike

Sure

Sure am I overstepping my bounds just tell me come on

Sure I can help them but you've gotta help me

Sure sure sure go ahead shoot

Sure talk amongst yourself

Sure yeah go ahead

Take a hike

Take care

Take the handbook and go to the sixth door

Tango waltz or the rumba senora's dance has no title

Ten minutes i'm already perfectly at ease it's perfect

Thank you

Thank you thank you

Thanks i've been feeling a little flat

That fire wasn't burning when we left

That is what happens when he dies

That is why I won't do two shows a night anymore babe I won't I won't do them

That little girl saw us

That's a skeleton key that key will open any door in the house

That's a very good idea that'll be um ahem very time consuming

That's cute delia