Howard Stern Soundboard Edit

Absolutely

Ah

All right

Alright you know we're going to do to solve your problem i'm going to have sex with you right now over the radio

Are you cute

Are you really good looking

Ass wipe

Baba Booey Choir

Baba Booey Choir2

Baba Booey Snow

Baba Booey Techno

Baba Rhapsody 3

Baba Simpson 1

Baba Simpson 3

Baba Simpson Message

Benjy Scream

But you've never done it

Come down and visit me sometime I wanna lick you all over

Dada Dooey

Department social services should be monitoring you very closely

Describe your wife

Dick

Do you get aroused at all when I was kissing in the bed

Do you know the alphabet

Do you know what sex is

Do you walk around in like sweat pants and play it down or you like a sexy dresser

Doesn't hurt though

Douche bag

Eeeeenjoying the poontang out there or what?

Fuck you

Game Of Booey

Gay-Cock-in-off-in-yum

George Takei OhMy

Go take a crap in the sea.

Good

Have you had sex with other people beside your boyfriend

Hello

Hey i'll pay ten thousand dollars for the person who can get me a picture of rosie o'donnell 's bowel movement

Hi

Hi

Hi you're on the air

How are you

How old are you

How old are you when you lost your virginity

Howard stern

I become very philosophical about people's jealousy towards me.

I can't stand fat chicks

I don't know

I don't understand

I gotta go

I like to watch gladiator movies

I read in a magazine that you wish you would have lost your virginity to maine is that really true

I'm brilliant every day every single friggin day thank

In heights howard stern WNBC

Is disgraceful we should be taken off the air

It Doesnt Matter

It's one thing if a broad user pinky or something on ya you talking about a strap on

Jesus christ

John

Let me ask you something you have the look of love in your eyes but i'm an ugly man I know this you couldn't be physically attracted to be could you

My sperm are fantastic

No (Simple)

NO !! (Angered)

No no no no

Oh hello

Oh my GOD .. Imagine- How do ya grow up in America & NOT know how to SPEAK!??

Oh OK

OJ

OK

Or you're gay

Punk

Put on annoying scumbag

Right

Right here is the big question are you a fan of anal sex

Ronnie Mund

Shannon

Shut up

So when you say you want to lose your virginity to me does that mean that you actually had fantasies about me

So you want a man who can finish you off

Sour Shoes Hum Baby

Stop

Thank you

That's correct

That's gay

That's normal

That's OK baby

Um?

We're just testing to see how dumb people or how long will hold the line

Well how many inches are you very small

What

What a dumb ass

What a dummy

What do you do for a living

What do you look like

What what kind of sick thing are you into

What's going on

What's the problem!? Why ya callin' ME??

When's the last time you were with a woman

Where do you measure from

Why

Would That Get You Going #marilyn manson #shy #of course #yes #you like that

Would you let a woman put a strap on on and do you from behind

Wow

Yeah

Yeah I got a solution for you and you can take it or leave it if you want bigger genitals measure from a different place

Yep

Yes

You coward

You look like a fat black man

You miss the taste of a woman don't you

You must put your hands down the pants of a woman don't you

You need a father figure like maine

You think OJ was guilty or innocent

You're not that much of a loser are you

You're single dude right

(Laugh)

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