Training Day (2001) Soundboard Edit

A d u I stop well let me load up my guns a d u I oh shit!

A los angles police department narcotics officer was killed today serving a high risk warrant in echo park

A los angles police department narcotics officer was killed today serving a high risk warrant near lax

A loving touch you know don't worry about it

A man walks out of his house on his way to work sees this snail lying on his porch

A real slickster gave up nothing

Aaahhhh you motherfucker!

Aah! aah! help! help! help! help! aah aah shit

Aah! please!

Ah fuck!

Ah ha lick her license uh what a lick her license was she a dyke a lesbian

Ah ok ok all right all right ha ha ha!

Ah shit

Ah taxation without representation brother nothing is free in this world you lucky first day motherfucker

Ah virgin lungs

Ah you know about this place huh yeah it's the jungle right that's right

Ah you're an adult man shit nobody told you to smoke that you made the decision live with your decision

Ah! I see you

Ahh chingo didn't get shit

Ahh shit! god! aah!

Ahh you're their bitch

All right all right all right

All right all right put your hands on your head

All right all right thanks

All right all right you'll get a medal don't worry about it

All right don't worry about it you're cool just stay cool

All right fine don't

All right fork it over smart man

All right gentlemen thanks for your cooperation

All right gents

All right good good can you sit down in there

All right here's the scenario all right let me quarterback this thing

All right hold on hold the fuck hey hey! hey!

All right how they treating you huh give me a pound all right

All right i'll go back to the valley i'll cut parking tickets you know

All right i'll i'll shoot him go

All right i'll play one hand

All right jeff

All right jesus

All right let me see your hands

All right letty tell me what happened ok don't bullshit me

All right listen it's not what you know it's what you can prove ok here's the scenario

All right man let's just not talk about my wife all right

All right nice nice nice

All right now stay in here be very quiet i'll be right back all right

All right sit down now!

All right so it was a real quiet night boom!

All right spider what's happening what's happening dog alright

All right well it was a quiet night we're rolling on vanowen i'm driving

All right whatever yeah whatever whatever the fuck ever

All right when was the last time you did a felony stop

All right you ready kiss me baby one

All that jelly and no toast

Alonzito!

Alonzito! (2)

Alonzo give it to you

Alonzo he's a hothead

Alonzo heard you had an expensive weekend in vegas

Alonzo homes I think he's a low down dirty ruthless vato eh but I like that homes I like that

Alonzo pulled off a miracle eh times are tight scared up a lot of cash

Alonzo there's 2 shots left in that other stinger

Alonzo what are those assholes thinking that i'm really going to stand still and let them horsefuck me

Alonzo's going to have y'all's ass

Alonzo's taking a shit go ahead take a seat

Alright don't shoot nobody

Alright it's like that bone it's like that

Alright there you go that's my ****ah

Alright who you working for

Always good to see you brother yeah yes sir!

Ambulance time

An informant of mine is up in chino I promised i'd take care of his family for him

An lapd spokesperson said officer alonzo harris was survived by his wife and 4 sons the highly decorated officer a 13 year lapd veteran

And finally after oh about a year the little guy crawls back on the porch

And how about the one on your ankle

And i'm belting him in our unit and debbie's tossing his car

And one day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house

And when all this is behind you there's going to be a whole other world that opens up for you

And you all stink! you got to get liquored up to do your business up in here!

And you aren't going to do a damn thing because you aren't going to shoot no cop in the back are you

And you did what you had to do right you did what you had to do that's right

And you like it or what

And you trust him damn right I trust him

Anybody else in there no you sure yeah

Anybody in the house is anybody in the house

Are you serious

Asshole

Attacking her and I stopped them man!

Aw it's on now jake

Aw you lied to me you lied to me

Babies are supposed to be sleeping

Back to the world dog back to the world

Bad news dog

Bailiffs won't come near him

Believe it or not I do try to do some good in the community

Better learn how to count fucking math whiz

Big boys have you grab your ankles man

Big time homes

Blast his ass homes

Boom

Boom (2)

Boom boom boom boom boom boom

Boom shoo get yourself a baseball steak or something

Boom!

Boom! (2)

Boom! come on man sit your ass up

Boot shot him

Breathe dog

Brother get your ass in here

But his name's still on their list huh

But I am holding no hands you understand I am not baby sitting you got today and today only to show me who and what you're made of

But I don't believe you you tapped that ass didn't you tell the truth you know you tapped that ass you put her in the backseat bam! code x

But if this kind of shit shakes you up maybe you ought to go back to your division you know

But if you're cool if you're cool you're a hero

But if you're in my unit you got to be in it all the way or not at all you understand me

But see here's where the problem comes into play I seen this one I want to see yours

But the snail doesn't die and then after a while it can crawl again

But you do have a decision to make jake because in about 10 seconds this place is going to be overrun with blue suits

But you got to just you know take your time

Buy your wife a minivan with that put the kids through college

Calm down calm down all right are you ok

Calm the fuck down ok just stay in the car

Can we not talk about my family all right

Captain lou jacobs

Captain's riding my ass the entire time

Chasing them monkey strung crackhead motherfuckers anyway!

Check her for weapons

Check that out it's a shitty dime see the small hairs undeveloped seeds all the stems in it see how immature it is

Civil rights violating motherfuckers!

Close your eyes close your eyes

Come on

Come on breathe breathe there you go

Come on come on come on! get your kid and stay down

Come on esse I am going to shoot nobody que no

Come on get your shit together now

Come on homes let me check it out eh

Come on hurry up

Come on in

Come on jake I need the money give me the money jake give me the money please jake give me that money!

Come on kid do me a favor come on

Come on let's wrap this up

Come on man give me a break all right shit!

Come on man we can't do that

Come on man what is it like a 380 stainless

Come on man you know I am no snitch man

Come on my friend huh yeah tell me why because he knows my first name

Come on now who want to get paid who want to get paid

Come on out dog!

Come on raid his ass!

Come on sit down eh play a card game with us

Come on tell the story

Come on wolf! come on dog

Como esta mijo te portas bien si si

Congratulations son you made it you passed the test you're a narc you're in

Congratulations son you're going to get a medal of valor for this

Control your suspect

Cops talk to you today um no no

Could put you out of your misery

Count that shit in the bedroom huh

Crack yeah smell like bacon in this motherfucker

Crime fighter

Cry to the watch commander to give you a nice job lighting flares or measuring car wrecks

Dama

Damn i'm thirsty! I want a beer what about you you want a beer

Damn you guys fucked him up eh

Damn! ain't nobody here!

Deal again huh sniper

Detective doug rosselli right here

Didn't find a damn thing i'm very sorry and uh thanks for your cooperation let's go

Didn't know you liked to get wet though

Didn't you say 'suck my dick bitch' don't lie to me that's what you said you keep telling me i'm a liar

Dimitri close your eyes

Dimitri how you doing over there huh you cool you cool come on

Dimitri yeah put your hands up son put them up! put them up!

Do it

Do it eh

Do it eh close the door it's going to be loud

Do you know what you're doing son

Do you want me to call my mom no I don't

Do yourself a favor hit him

Don't be rude esse you're the invited guest

Don't do it

Don't do it don't do it

Don't move

Don't move! spread them out! don't move!

Don't speak unless you're spoken to

Don't sweat it judo we aren't playing for money

Don't touch a thing evidence

Done paul call them up

Drag his ass in the tub

Dreamer get the fuck out of here!

Dreamer get your ass in here!

Driver right side passenger hands on the windshield put them on the windshield!

Drop what's in your hands before zero 5 4 3 2

Esta creciendo papasito creciendo

Everybody just put your guns down

Exactly uh huh

Excuse me come on buddy stop i'm a police officer police officer! stop!

Fire!

For what

Freeze up! down on the floor! get down motherfucker!

Fuck

Fuck fuck fuck

Fuck man you know I don't work for nobody i'm on disability man shit!

Fuck me man! shit!

Fuck that man

Fuck their feelings

Fuck this man! give me that beer

Fuck vato up with this huh que no

Fuck yourself alonzo

Fuck!

Fuck! (2)

Fuck! gun!

Fucking ass prick!

Fucking vampires want my pension

Get in it's unlocked

Get me an ambulance!

Get my own division someday

Get the car all right all right

Get the fuck out of my car go back to the valley rookie pooping ass

Get the girls next door

Get your big ass down! right down! down! get down!

Get your ink or go give him a hand

Give me a break ok

Give me a reason

Give me give me give me give me give me hey!

Give me my money back motherfuckers! you ain't no police! you ain't no police!

Give me that bag

Give me that pipe you got down there on the floor too quickly!

Give me that thing i'll smoke it man give it to me you want me to smoke it i'll smoke it

Give me the bitch

Give me the bitch (2)

Give me the money and let me go home come on jake that's right come on jake

Give me them cigarettes too

Glad to hear that just put it in the glove box

Go ahead cowboy you got mad squabbles boy!

Go home right now!

Go on fetch dog

God damn boy! that's what i'm talking about jake my ****ah are you all watching this that's it

God damn it man that was not cool all right that was not cool at all

God it it can't be like this

God! damn!

Going to be in the office all day but who knows maybe we'll do some business

Going up

Good good

Good good bring it cuffs too

Good man

Good morning sir

Good thing he got his blood money because there's a crew on standby

Good to see you gents

Good you need practice

Got a backup gun something pocket sized

Got nothing but shit between your ears

Got room for you at the booty house you ever been to the booty house

Got to get his cherry popped sometime

Grab the keys and throw them out the window grab the keys and throw them out the window

Grab your bag and go home right now

Great

Guy drives on like i'm invisible for 10 blocks before he pulls over all right

Ha ha ha ha you know i'm surgical with this bitch jake

Ha ha! you never know that's the point go

Had lunch with the wise men today they said you got to render unto caesar

Handles high dollar theft cases for the french poodle crowd

He gets to pedal a little reefer make a little cash for the family

He gives me the head's up when big things are happening big transactions

He gives us shit boom we're giving him lead

He in the county man! who this ****ah named sandman

He isn't even here

He jacked roger blasted the fool huh

He sees this snail again so he looks at it and he says

He's a good man

He's in the bedroom all right all right

He's on his way to smoke his ex partner before trial

Heh you better call me

Hell if I am

Hell no

Hell yeah homes

Hell yeah we can we the police we can do the fuck we want to do

Hello

Hello hoyt uh yes sir

Hello why yes don't worry I will

Here

Here get that medicine up in you

Here it is dog it's all good and legit signed by the judge ok

Here put this on come on let's go

Here put this on your head you'll mess up my floor

Here use this

Here we go here we go here we go watch this

Here you go

Here you go (2)

Here you go go ahead dog you didn't even get it get it good

Hey close the blinds

Hey don't ever come up here without me you hear me i'm serious for your safety

Hey first damu puts one in his head I make you a rich man

Hey grab that hammer right there knock this lock off

Hey grab that menu off that window for me all right

Hey here's a joke boy

Hey hey hey hey! you want to go to jail or you want to go home

Hey hey hey!

Hey hey wait wait wait wait wait

Hey hey! you figure that joke out you'll figure the streets out

Hey hold on alonzo hold on hold on

Hey I like the way you moved out there you were trained very well

Hey I noticed you applied that uh that choke hold though huh I thought that was a no no procedure boy

Hey is your dad home in the bedroom

Hey jackers what y'all sitting over there looking pretty for blast them fools!

Hey jake here hey come sit down sit down right here

Hey letty yeah we're going to talk more about this later ok all right

Hey listen to me put the guns down! that's an order put them down!

Hey listen you got your gang book

Hey man

Hey man dude's over here tripping in blood

Hey man I already told you i'm not going to take that i'm not going to take that

Hey man you want to run and gun man stay in patrol ok this is investigations alright

Hey mark where are you transferring to s I s s I s detective

Hey new guy watch him if he moves cap his ass!

Hey no matter what I say you did the right thing

Hey open your eyes man you'll feel a lot better

Hey paul

Hey pig you ever had your shit pushed in your shit pushed in simple question nah no

Hey smiley back up esse out of let me get his money first ok hold off esse

Hey smiley just uh doing homework

Hey smiley you going to trip out homes is that your little cousin or what eh

Hey so um why don't you tell us something homes

Hey thanks for getting my cousin's back huh

Hey that's nice eh let me see your cohete there

Hey that's nice homes let me get the cd player eh

Hey there cowgirl

Hey there morning how are you today

Hey this is my new guy jake

Hey this man was the biggest major violator in los angles

Hey wait up esse out of I can't even see homes

Hey we got some things for the family

Hey what are you doing up

Hey what's up girl look at you go ahead

Hey what's up letty what you doing

Hey white boy

Hey yeah it's me listen we got the green light right that's right

Hey you want a beer homes something to drink have a cold one eh no thanks i'm good

Hey you're fucking stupid esse why don't you take your medication or something homes seriously eh

Hey! hey jake! hey! jake! jake! jake! come back here! jake!

Hi nice to meet you come in welcome to my house

Hit him!

Hit me right there

Holy shit

Holy shit!

House is code 4 i'm going to start the search

How are you good good good

How come you got the golden pass because I treat them fair

How did you ever screw up so bad

How do you know that

How long have you been married about a year yeah yeah

How long you been a pig i'm my bad my bad I meant I meant I meant a police officer that's what I meant

How many felons have you collared huh

How you doing fine

How you want it dog huh closed casket

How's your comfort level i'm very comfortable

How's your espanol um mas o menos learn that shit brother learn that shit that shit will get you killed

Hoyt blasted him

Hoyt hoyt hoyt hoyt

Hoyt uh yes sir

Huh you think you can do this shit

I ace this assignment department's wide open

I am not dead yet fucking prick excuse me

I became a cop to put away drug dealers the poisoners the criminals not to be one

I been a pig for 19 months

I bring them some food you know stuff like that got to help out the family

I can't call it what's up with you

I can't do a thing for you it's your mess you clean it up don't be calling me

I can't do that

I didn't even see the motherfucker coming

I didn't shoot him a roomful of cops said you did but I didn't you did

I didn't wake you up did I no baby you know I never sleep that's right

I do not want you to dick this up I do not want to see you on the front page like those other assholes

I don't believe you got it in you jake

I don't believe you shoot me ****ah

I don't care who gave it to you she could pick it up in jail what else you got

I don't know man i

I don't know where they are you let them go oh I let them go yeah you let them go they're

I don't know why i'm meeting you I don't talk to dead men

I don't think I know any stories

I feel like it's the first day off football tryouts I mean I wish it was tomorrow already so i'd know whether I made his squad

I find 500 grams of meth in the dash

I follow all the good players

I found it! where I found it in macarthur park! where macarthur park

I got 38 cases pending trials 63 in active investigation another 250 on the log I can't clear

I got a punching bag at home

I got to get back to the office

I got to get ready

I got to give you one more though

I got your back bro I promised you you'd never have to ho back to prison

I had my shit pushed in yeah man I had my shit pushed in bro big time!

I have a little girl!

I have cable you watch whatever you want ok all right thanks

I have to go yeah all right

I haven't got nothing on me I gave it up dog

I haven't got shit

I heard different

I heard you had a beef in vegas there's a green light on your ass

I just playing with you dog

I just want to tell you man I appreciate what you did for my nephew that's some real shit for sure for sure

I know how lucky I am

I know I know I know just sit tight all right it's going to be all right

I know i'm number one

I know it's going to work out you do mm hmm

I know sir that's why I signed up and you know I just want to say thank you for giving me this

I know you are no snitch give me a name

I light it up hit the wailer

I like my badge

I like that shit

I mean he came out of nowhere and they almost killed him though but he kicked their asses like that

I mean he just slapped me around and everything but nothing happened ok because this cop came

I mean I thought you were man enough to handle this shit I guess I was wrong

I mean jesus what more you want I want justice

I mean what if that guy complains to who

I mean what the hell were you doing back there

I need one more

I need some time off but

I never done it you have now I haven't but you have

I remember what it was like to have a pretty young bride

I respect that

I said kevin at the honor ranch he isn't even over here

I said take the money and put it in that bag take your weapons and place them inside that pillowcase

I said you protect the sheep by killing the motherfucking wolves

I saw these 2 fucking drug addicts

I should have been a fireman

I sprung his mom from I n s detention

I supervise 5 officers that's 5 different personalities 5 sets of problems you could be number 6 if you act right

I sure wouldn't mind not roasting in a hot black and white all summer

I swear to god!

I swear to god! I stopped them!

I think alonzo played you for a fool esse

I told you I don't work for nobody man

I told you that's my evidence you want to go to jail or you want to go home

I walk a higher path son I can give you the keys to all the doors

I want the brady bunch grabbing glass i'm going to take the front you take the back

I want to go home jake come on give me the money and let me go home

I want to make detective

I want to see that warrant my what

I want to see that warrant! what I want to see that god damn warrant

I want to see the warrant you you're supposed to give me a copy

I want to um serve my community by ridding it of dangerous drugs

I want you to fax a copy of the warrant to the clerk get her to get the judge to sign it and I want you and paul to bring it to me at location one you got that

I want you to put that money in that bag take your weapons and place them inside that pillowcase right there

I was checking for narcotics activity you know drugs guns baggies you know yeah cash!

I was getting my ass kicked

I was just going to a ditch party

I watched that cocksucker operate with impunity for over 10 years and now I got him

I will do anything you want me to do

I'll be right back

I'll crack your head open you fucking pig! come on!

I'll see you buddy

I'll tell you a secret when you kill someone on duty they have to be your slave in the afterlife

I'll tell you what I want I want you to find a good hiding spot do you have a favorite one a favorite place to hide

I'll tell you what i'm going to find this guy on the street and i'm going to do him

I'm a cop man watch out

I'm a dentist open your mouth

I'm going alonzo

I'm going to fuck you too cop!

I'm going to get that gun and then i'm going to get that money

I'm going to get that gun and then i'm going to get that money (2)

I'm going to get to the bottom of your bullshit

I'm going to go get it right now

I'm going to go to the head ok i'm going to be 2 seconds we rolling

I'm going to leave you three to it man

I'm going to let the homeboys up the hill run a train on your girlfriend you know what a train is don't you huh yes sir yes sir

I'm here for alonzo

I'm just taxing him that's all ok

I'm less than a year away from my dream

I'm married I got my queen too

I'm not lying!

I'm sick of this shit man!

I'm sorry orders is orders dog

I'm the man up in this place!

I'm the police! I run shit here! you just live here!

I'm the zigzag man who the fuck are you

I'm too hungry for my own good yes

I'm trying to read my paper please shut up

I'm winning anyway i'm winning i'm winning any motherfucking way I can't lose

I've been hearing a lot of shit out here on these streets man you all right

I've been planning it all week son

If he don't turn up downtown with the cash by midnight and not a minute after your vato he's dead

If I was a dealer you'd be dead by now motherfucker

If i'm not around who's going to keep him off the radar you

If you're lying to me i'm going to blow your fucking balls off

If you're religious go ahead and get in your last prayer

In this business you got to have a little dirt on you for anybody to trust you

Is that daddy

Is that not justice that's street justice

Is that right

Is that right that's right

Isn't like I put a gun to your head

It behooves you not to dick around on this one

It is this way man i'm sorry I exposed you to it but it is it's ugly but it's necessary

It was like right there right just right there

It'd be my pleasure to put a hydra shock in that melon

It's a neat little trick

It's all good baby all right

It's all good I talked to the 3 wise men everything is lovely

It's all good it's all good

It's all there sure if you don't believe me you can count it yourself

It's bob good afternoon bob

It's just a little nosebleed just put a little ice on it you're going to be fine

It's like that

It's me what's up

It's nice here

It's no fun when the rabbit has the gun is it

It's not a problem look the guy's a high security risk anyway

It's not a review board and it isn't cocaine take a hit no man

It's not going to happen

It's not what you know it's what you can prove

It's time

It's your deal

Jake go ahead and bounce homey get up out of here we got your back

Jake hoyt it's my first day in the unit i'm from valley patrol

Jake you're not making them feel like you're part of the team

Jake!

Jake! I need my money! jake!

Jeff's the first one through

Jeff's the first one through (2)

Jesus

Jesus alonzo he's high as a motherfucker what the hell you give him oh mexico's finest yeah

Jesus christ

Jesus he's an he's an informer

Job number one preserve life

Judge is female

Judges have handed out over 15000 man years of incarceration time based on my investigations ok

Jungle damu headquarters

Just had a little freak out that's all we all been there

Just let it go

Just let the animals wipe themselves out god willing! fuck them and everybody who looks like them

Just sit down ok we're the good guys you got nothing to worry about

Just throw that in the glove box

Justifiable homicide in the line of duty ok

Keep your hands where I can see them keep your hands where I can see them

Kevin isn't here he at the honor ranch

Kevin isn't here he up at the honor ranch

Kevin miller aka sandman got it

Kick back and party eh

Kill me jake kill me hit me hit me you can't do it

King kong has not got shit on me!

Kitchen's clear

Kitchen's this way

Lapd spokesperson said the officer is survived by his wife and infant child

Last week in vegas some russian starts talking shit and alonzo he just snapped beat his ass to death

Left that out of your service jacket didn't you

Let me see that

Let the garbage men handle the garbage we're professional anglers ok we go after the big fish

Let's do this right so we can all go home and do the wife or the girlfriend thing all right

Let's go

Let's go downtown to the station

Let's go ****a let's go

Let's go safe your iron son

Let's go we got a meeting in 15 minutes

Let's suit up ladies time to punch in

Lieutenant's got our back

Life's a trip que no

Lift up your tongue

Listen all right it's good we were on mid watch

Listen everybody just take a deep breath and just diffuse this thing you hear me jake

Listen everyone is telling you how lucky you are don't screw this up

Listen it's not tomorrow it's today

Listen there's a coffee shop at seventh and whitman see you there at 10 00 be in civvies comfortable shoes

Listen to me man listen to me

Listen we're trying to get shit done all right just stand over there and don't get me killed all right new guy

Listen you're in a privileged position to learn a thing or two keep your mouth shut and your eyes open

Look at it sexy isn't it that's right

Look at me you wanted me to suck your dick that's what you said right that what you said hmm

Look man I got a wife

Look man stay the fuck out of my way all right it's just for the big dogs feel me

Lucky I don't make you eat that dog

Ma'am do me a favor and just be quiet until we're through with our investigation

Ma'am please stay seated!

Man I don't sell that shit no more you know that

Man i'm going to get piss tested and i'm going to get fired

Man i'm sick of this shit man I can't stand that motherfucker

Man she's screaming about money all right

Man that isn't mine man that motherfucker planted that shit on me man

Man the fuck up finish that shit aha!

Man up now man up ****ah

Mark and paul you kicked the door

Mark paul you kicked the door in

May I read my paper i'm sorry sir I thank you

Miss palms on the glass

Mommy

Moo

Motherfucker!

My guys are pretty good but they're not leaders they're clowns you're a leader

My mom gave me this pipe

My nephew dimitri he's in the bedroom he's 10 years old

My ****ah

My ****ah (2)

My ****ah (3)

My ****ah!

My record speaks for itself

Nah I don't believe you got it in you jake

Nah it's just we got to roll in a second

Nah it's nothing like that

Nah it's unclaimed shit from property hand it out to my c I s witnesses victims

Nah no problem it's all good

Never ever do a day in prison

Never wear that wedding ring to work i'm serious about that

New guy jake

Nice suit mark beautiful suit

No

No but i'm going to be cool

No he is no fed he's just a choir boy with a heart that got the drop on all you fools

No homes you fucked up

No I didn't now what you calling me a fucking cheater esse or what

No I said a wolf not a rooster! a wolf

No I say he's cool and I say nobody is going to hurt him

No i'm not ok look at my nose man!

No man i'm

No man i'm not losing my job

No man listen I became a cop to stop people from using

No no it's your story you tell it

No no no no choir boy first

No please please!

No right right ok first time you're not comfortable i'll hold it for you ok

No rocks no rocks man but I found this

No shit no shit

No that's all right man

No that's why I never shake his hand homes he don't respect nada

No we are killing nobody this is a good man right here he's got the magic eye I can feel it

No you aren't cop

No you didn't hear me you listening but you didn't hear me

No you know I mean the only checks I cash say uh 'lapd ' on them right

No! alonzito! alonzito!

Nobody thought he could get cash that big

North hollywood

Nothing I can do about it you know

Nothing it's nothing forget it

Nothing man!

Now alonzo he's into the russians for a million

Now drop the fucking gun now!

Now get a hold of jeff tell him to pick up some tools picks and shovels make sure he signs them out from maintenance

Now he's now he's looking the judge right in the eyes and licks his fingers clean

Now listen intel says that she lives here alone

Now listen up safety is first

Now no one will ever ask you again to pull the trigger if you don't want to all right

Now this is all el salvadorian food thank you it looks great

Now we use this brain power these ****ahs are too strong out here anyway

Now what are you doing down here you know this is a gang neighborhood don't you

Now what happened what happened was murder and armed robbery oh wait we had badges so it's different

Now what is that motherfucking crack ****a that's right jimmy crack corn

Now why the fuck is he in on this

Now you know with your record you can get 10 years per bullet do you know that man!

Now you say your cousins from where from hillside trece! you fucking remember that too!

Now you're going to give me a name now

Nuh uh

Number one

Officer hoyt

Oh fuck! I found it!

Oh garbage

Oh get some chow in you before we go to the office my dollar

Oh god

Oh hey

Oh is she any good

Oh look man i'm not smoking crack all right

Oh man shit

Oh no no I want to talk to you

Oh no you didn't wait a minute no you di

Oh no you don't

Oh please man! I got a little kid

Oh shit

Oh shit (2)

Oh shit oh shit

Oh shit shit

Oh shit!

Oh son open your eyes can't you see huh

Oh that bitch is talking shit! she's screaming about trying to get us killed

Oh where oh where has my little jake gone oh where oh where can he be

Oh yeah yeah whose one of my old ones my first one

Oh you motherfuckers ha ha ha! ok all right i'm putting cases on all you bitches

Oh you think it's so funny you tell it

Oh you you going to jack me now you going to take my own money from me huh

Oh you're federally fucked now you got crack and a gun

Ohh god!

Ohh ok ok hand me the pillowcase baby baby! hand me the pillowcase

Ohhh! son of a bitch! you shot me in the ass!

Ok

Ok don't just burn it barbecue it fish fry it I don't give a fuck but the boys will feel better about it

Ok hold on i'll check it out for you

Ok just open the door we don't want to have to kick it in now

Ok just stay right there right there right there don't move don't you move

Ok ok all right i'm going to clear the house

Ok ok I know you're angry

Ok ok ok

Ok ok ok everything is fine we made a mistake

Ok ok you motherfucker

Ok pretty good debbie mid watch go

Ok stand up stand up

Ok that's good to know

Ok wait a minute hold it hold it!

Ok wait wait wait wait wait wait ok ok ok all right listen

Ok whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa ok

Ok your dick lines up straight like that right to the right of it and to the left of it are pockets right in those pockets are money look in either one of them pay the bill

One time what's up bone

One way in one way out

Open the door ma'am we don't want to have to knock the door down

Open your mouth

Our new guy hoyt he's in second drops roger with some fine shotgun work

Ow ow! yeah yeah!

Papi ah mami

Patrol fairies go to roll call we don't go to roll call

Paul

Philippine islands here I come and I am never coming back!

Pick him up

Pick his legs up man pick his legs up

Plates run clean so I field test and arrest

Player to player pimp to pimp

Please put the gun down before you give my girl a heart attack here put the gun down

Pleased to meet you

Pleased to meet you sir

Police officer ma'am calm down

Police officer! get away from the girl! get away from her!

Police officers let's see your hands

Police put your hands up! put them up! put them up!

Police we got a search warrant lapd open up

Policia policia senorita

Porca won

Pow!

Proceedings closed yeah closed

Pujo baby! whoo! 2 pair! 2 pair!

Pull over pull over on the highway yeah pull over shit!

Punk ass bitch ass crooked ass cop

Pussy ass bitch! when I see you again i'm going to fuck your shit up bitch!

Put it in park! stick shift

Put me in the front seat with him and I bet I whup his ass!

Put the $60 in there too that will come in handy later on we'll use it like like a credit card or something

Put the drink down man this motherfucker is out of his mind

Put the shit on the counter

Put your face right up against the glass right there

Put your hands on your chest put your hands on your chest!

Que no otra vez

Reminds me of when I was out there chasing down bad guys rocking their world

Right here

Right ok thanks a lot no problem

Right right but why do you want to be a narc

Right then the man walks out of his house on his way to work

Right we got a search warrant unlock the door please ma'am

Roger opens fire bang bang hits jeff twice

Roger opens fire hits jeff twice right

Roger sold dope to kids the world is a better place without him

Roger what's up boy

Roll over man roll the fuck over!

Roll your window down start there see you got to hear the street you got to smell it you know you got to taste that shit feel it

Rookies

Sandman sandman!

Saving the god damn world! yeah yeah!

See how easy that was