A couple of charles brew kowskis from Ted (2012) Soundboard
A cushy $38000 a year branch manager who's personal friends with tom skerritt from Ted (2012) Soundboard
A hundred bucks says he's showing her the diving team photo from Ted (2012) Soundboard
A little heavy on the eye makeup but pretty good from Ted (2012) Soundboard
A professional nfl player is called upon to save the world from Ted (2012) Soundboard
A young boy's stuffed animal has magically come to life for as yet unknown reasons from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Actually could you wrap just this up for me I want to scare the shit out of somebody sure from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Actually you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Ah! you suck kareem from Ted (2012) Soundboard
All I ever wanted was you john bennett from Ted (2012) Soundboard
All I ever wanted was you, John Bennett. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
All I want is I just want to end on good terms I owe that to you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
All I wanted was a sweet distraction for an hour or two had no intention to do from Ted (2012) Soundboard
All right brandi heather channing breanna amber sabrina melody dakota sierra bambi crystal samantha autumn ruby taylor tara tami from Ted (2012) Soundboard
All right buddy go get 'em from Ted (2012) Soundboard
All right easy come on ted from Ted (2012) Soundboard
All right fuck it from Ted (2012) Soundboard
All right here we go from Ted (2012) Soundboard
All right here's your keys your rental agreement complimentary map of boston from Ted (2012) Soundboard
All right I get it and you know I don't blame you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
All right I love you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
All right i'm just saying from Ted (2012) Soundboard
All right kareem! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
All right kid you win we'll do it your way what do you want to do you want to play a game it's playtime right we'll play a game from Ted (2012) Soundboard
All right knock it off! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
All right look let's just find a better place to get stoned from Ted (2012) Soundboard
All right speed round i'm going to rattle off some names and when I hit it fucking buzz it okay you got me from Ted (2012) Soundboard
All right this is one man to another from Ted (2012) Soundboard
All right whatever you say from Ted (2012) Soundboard
All the children were opening their gifts with holiday glee from Ted (2012) Soundboard
All you've got to do is not fuck up from Ted (2012) Soundboard
An apache helicopter has machine guns and missiles it is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry an absolute death machine from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And as one gentleman to another I just want to say I really hope you fucking get lou gehrig's disease from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And beat up the ******* kids from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And by blaming me you you're just making yourself look like a pussy from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And by the way my dancing was not that bad from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And don't worry i'll do my very best to get this job that I so crave from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And don't worry, I'll do my very best from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And for little john bennett christmas day brought a very special new arrival from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And for little John Bennett, from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And he knew that if he ever found that friend he would never let him go from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And he's falling to fucking pieces without you. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And hey all those rich black people can't be wrong right from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And I asked my dad if I could have a magical little teddy bear too and he said no from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And I guess one of these dogs clamped his jaws on her forearm and wouldn't let go until the fireman showed up and stuck his finger in his ass from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And I have rights! (GRUNTS) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And I just hope that maybe we can still be friends from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And I just hope that maybe we can still be friends. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And I particularly enjoyed the gift you gave me last night from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And I promised myself that if I ever had a son I would never ever ever say no to him ever from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And I want you to know that after last night I don't ever want to lose anyone who matters to me ever again from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And I was so heartbroken from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And I'm ready to change, from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And if that means getting you off my back well that's just a bonus from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And it was so scary but it was like so much fun from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And it's a non restricted place from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And jesus be with you in christ from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And not only that it's the wrong time it's a terrible idea I mean you got the economy you got the credit bubble the supreme court I mean look at haiti from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And so john lori and ted lived happily ever after from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And that was a promise that neither one of them ever forgot from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And that's the story of how one magical wish forever changed the lives of three very special friends from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And the guy down at the store told me from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And then he got deported back to iran from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And then they practically have to give me the anderson case from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And then they're like oh my god! he can deliver he's actually quite a litigator from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And then we ran up to it and we tried to give it cpr and it came back to life from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And then when we saw it fall from the tree, from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And this is for Lori Collins from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And unless you're too blind to notice he's not your only friend anymore from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And we we ended up hooking up in the back room from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And you better never show your face around quincy you hear me from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And you don't remember it no same as last time from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And you'll see he'll never be scared of thunder again from Ted (2012) Soundboard
And you're nasty do you want to get nasty you're a nasty girl from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Anybody can come of course **** are welcome well yeah why wouldn't they be from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Are there naked dicks in gay porn from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Are we still going to smoke that pot? from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Are you even listening to me do you give any shred of a shit from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Are you going to do it from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Are you kidding me from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Are you out here all alone uh no no i'm not you know you're never alone when you're with christ so no i'm not alone from Ted (2012) Soundboard
As I said you would need a law degree from a law school from Ted (2012) Soundboard
As you can see my dance card is quite full so i'm going to have to decline from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Asometimes you're crazy from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Asshole! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Aw congratulations john from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Aw! merry christmas john from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Baby I don't know if this is going to work please just try from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Baby please ask ted to move out so we can move on with our lives from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Baby, I don't know if this is going to work. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Back off susan boyle! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Back off, Susan Boyle! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Baltic czech from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Because how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat right pink floyd from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Because I love you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Because in a month my life could be your life from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Because of that I just lost the love of my life from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Before long teddy had become a huge celebrity in his own right from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Besides what if he chose ted from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Boom that's me and skerritt from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Brandi lynn heather lynn channing tami lynn from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Break his arm off! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Break this up break this up get him! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Bring it in, you bastard. Come on from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Bullshit! that totally works from Ted (2012) Soundboard
But dad from Ted (2012) Soundboard
But dad I want the bear on tv from Ted (2012) Soundboard
But daddy from Ted (2012) Soundboard
But do you think she might be expecting me to make that kind of a move from Ted (2012) Soundboard
But he can never fail from Ted (2012) Soundboard
But I can give you love and rocking horses and dancing from Ted (2012) Soundboard
But i'm talking about a mature relationship lori from Ted (2012) Soundboard
But just listen to me for five seconds. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
But lori cannot find out she absolutely cannot know I was gone from Ted (2012) Soundboard
But Lori cannot find out. She absolutely cannot know I was gone. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
But then she got pregnant from this asshole guy and so we couldn't go and I was all upset from Ted (2012) Soundboard
But then she had a miscarriage and so we ended up getting to go skydiving from Ted (2012) Soundboard
But then we're two of a kind we move as one from Ted (2012) Soundboard
But there was one child who wasn't in such good spirits from Ted (2012) Soundboard
But through all the fame teddy never forgot his very best friend john from Ted (2012) Soundboard
But will you take care of me forever and ever from Ted (2012) Soundboard
But you know thank you for creeping up my night from Ted (2012) Soundboard
But you know they're hookers so it's fine from Ted (2012) Soundboard
But you're no longer eight you're 35 years old from Ted (2012) Soundboard
But, they're hookers, so it's fine. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
By a very special Justice of the Peace. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
By the power vested in me by the new york jets and by the united peoples of the planet mongo I now pronounce you man and wife from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Can I just get a hug oh uh no from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Can I please just explain no from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Can I please just explain? No from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Can we talk about this another time and just enjoy our anniversary dinner from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Can you call him back no it's blocked from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Can you imagine what that little shit would do to me from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Can you imagine what that little shit would do to me? from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Can you just email me the rest of this story from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Candice? No. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Check this out that's me on the high school diving team we dove the shit out of that pool that year from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Chill out okay look can we just talk about this what's your name i'm john from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Chopped salad half price from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Cocaine right from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Come here you bastard from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Come on buddy from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Come on dudes don't tell me you never done it before from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Come on I do not sound that much like peter griffin from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Come on i'm bored as crap over here just swing by for a bit from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Come on it's not that bad from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Come on it's not that bad okay I got a shitty job and I assure you I am quite content from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Come on james franco from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Come on nobody's expecting anybody to propose I mean marriage isn't isn't love enough I submit that love is enough from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Come on robert from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Come on sam do it! do it! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Come on she'll go home she'll watch bridget jones something asshole she'll have a good cry she'll be fine you'll talk to her tomorrow from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Come on take it easy from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Come on upstairs from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Come on we're going to the hatch shell from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Come on, Sam, do it! Do it! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Come share this with me from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Company's turning 20 huh so you can bang it but you can't get it drunk right yeah she gets it she enjoys my humor from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Couple of brew stoyevskis from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Cw! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Dad I want a teddy bear from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Dad no! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Daddy gave me an ouch now I have to give you an ouch from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Daddy! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Daddy! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Death to ming! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Death to Ming! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Death to ming! yes! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Did you did you just talk from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Did you ever hear a boston girl have an orgasm 'oh yeah oh yeah! harder! harder!' from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Did you get it no I didn't get it! tell me when you get it! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Did you hurt your head from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Did you just call me a whore from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Did you really just fart yeah but I pushed it that way with my hand I wonder who it's going to hit first from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Do I dare look at the clock from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Do I need to wash my hands before I play this game from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Do you ever watch a bulls game chicago bulls game in chicago with tom skerritt no no you haven't all right from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Do you ever watch this show yeah when leno guest hosts from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Do you know what just happened do you have any clue my fucking life just ended! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Do you mind covering for me for a bit I might go lay down in the john from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Do you see me fucking with you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Do you want to go get a drink after this I feel like I could use one after seeing a guy almost die from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Doing so much more from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Don't ever lose her again she's the most important the most important part of your life even more than me from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Don't fuck with me on this I know this shit! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Don't know her name. Seems cute from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Don't look so surprised you're the one who wished for it aren't you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Don't talk shit to me from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Don't tell me! I don't want to hear about it! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Don't! get it away from me! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Donny shut up will ya daddy's making love to new mommy from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Donny was arrested by boston police and charged with kidnapping a plush toy from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Down here not looking up your towel swear to god not looking up your towel not looking at your funny business from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Dude I got 10 minutes where's flash gordon from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Dude one man to another I got you on this from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Eating potato salad off of Tami Lynn's bare bottom. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Ed thought I was alf and he kept muttering anti semitic comments he thought alf was ******* for some reason from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Ed thought I was ALF, and he kept muttering anti Semitic comments from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Every now and then when my life's getting me down and things are tough I just come up here and I look at it and it reminds me that things aren't so bad from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Exactly right good okay from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Exactly that's what i'm saying from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Excuse me from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Excuse me i'm sorry to bother you but my son and I couldn't help but admire your teddy bear from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Fine it sure as hell beats crying myself to sleep every night from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Fine john but this is I swear to god your last chance from Ted (2012) Soundboard
First night on your own from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Flash gordon is the symbol of our friendship john from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Flash gordon quarterback new york jets from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Flash! a ah! he'll save every one of us! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Flash! a ah! savior of the universe! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
For like, five days from Ted (2012) Soundboard
For that one, true friend that he could call his own. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
For the Bruins game tomorrow night. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
For what from Ted (2012) Soundboard
For what (2) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
For you I will from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Free bubblegum in the bathrooms? from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Fuck I can't! i'm with lori here i'm already on probation I just I can't from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Fuck it bring it in come here bring it in you bastard come on from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Fuck it fine from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Fuck man! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Fuck shit sorry that's the thing from the the old yeah yeah from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Fuck that I traded off yesterday so I got the other shift from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Fuck you thunder you can suck my dick you can't get me thunder 'cause you're just god's farts from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Fuck! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Fuck! (2) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Fuck! shit from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Fucking becky no from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Fucking cocksucker motherfucker! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Funny how it always goes with love when you don't look you find from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Get closer from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Get him! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Get out of here bennett get lost bennett! get out of here bennett! yeah bennett get lost from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Get over here! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Give it a couple of hours you'll be golden ponyboy from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Go ahead from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Go away from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Go go go! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Go on spark it up from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Go take care of it let me know how she is thank you go from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Go take columbus to herald and get on the expressway from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Go to your hammock! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Go! go! go! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
God is it bad from Ted (2012) Soundboard
God johnny I got so much energy we better start doing stupid shit from Ted (2012) Soundboard
God there are some fucked up fish out there from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Good glad to hear it from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Good good let's see how about we how about we play a little game of hide and seek from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Good luck thank you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Good morning lori good morning from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Goodbye rex from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Got it from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Great from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Great fantastic from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Great, we'll be right back. Come on, buddy from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Great. Fantastic from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Greatest night ever! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Greatest night ever! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Ha ha no just you homos from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Half indian but thanks from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hang on! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Happy playtime from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Have you ever considered selling the bear from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Haven't you been here before from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Having discovered at last that all they really needed was each other from Ted (2012) Soundboard
He acknowledged it from Ted (2012) Soundboard
He currently resides in burbank where he shares a studio apartment with his roommate brandon routh from Ted (2012) Soundboard
He knows he screwed up huge but you've got to believe me it wasn't all his fault from Ted (2012) Soundboard
He said no he was going to stay there with you and I twisted his arm lori from Ted (2012) Soundboard
He talks! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
He taught us right from wrong good from evil and that the word acting apparently has an extremely broad definition from Ted (2012) Soundboard
He was instantly promoted to store manager from Ted (2012) Soundboard
He'll save with a mighty hand every man every woman every child with a mighty flash! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
He's a bear from Ted (2012) Soundboard
He's for every one of us! stands for everyone of us! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
He's going to sing a song to a special lady in the audience who he loves very much from Ted (2012) Soundboard
He's such an asshole out of control he's such a sleaze from Ted (2012) Soundboard
He's the only reason I ever gained any fucking confidence from Ted (2012) Soundboard
He's waiting down at charlie's right now from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Helen get my gun from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Helen get my gun and call the police! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hello from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hello 911 I need the police right away this guy took my teddy bear hello from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hello hello john hello from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hello teddy from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hello? from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Helped me hang a garage door you ever hang a garage door with tom skerritt no no from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Here it goes in the really important pocket for really important stuff okay okay from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey anything for you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey buddies where is it hanging from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey by the way don't let me forget you and I got to nail down a plan for the bruins game tomorrow night from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey ellen yeah who's that over there from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey greenbaum! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey guys anybody know a nice restaurant like something where they give out free bubblegum in the bathrooms from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey guys can I play from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey hey from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey hey guy what's going on from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey hey sweetie hey lori hi hi from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey how are you holding up from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey jared let's go grab another one of these from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey johnny how about a beer from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey johnny I just had a great idea let's go get drunk and puke on cars from the overpass from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey johnny what are you doing you want to come over and catch a buzz from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey johnny! total t j hooker right yes! fucking a right! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey listen I want you to meet a good pal of mine all right from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey lori can you set the alarm for 11 00 a m i've got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey man you think you can open more than one register there's like 1000 people here from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey sam this is the guy I was telling you about from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey squirt how you doing where's your bunny rabbit from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey ted from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey ted (2) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey ted (3) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey there fella how are you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey there hey hi hi from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey there sweaty from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey well sounds like everything worked out then huh from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey what's up you get in the club last night I didn't get in because the bouncer was douche face but I made friends in the line from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey yes here's to four more years from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey you walking home alone huh yeah do you need a lift from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey, Greenbaum! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey, Johnny, how about a beer? from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey! play chopsticks you jazzy slut from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey! what did daddy just get you for your birthday huh a rake that's right an excellent rake a birthday rake so when you clean the yard you don't have to pick up the leaves with your hands from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hey. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hi ted from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hi thomas how are you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Holy shit oh my god from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Holy shit! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Holy shit! (2) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Holy shit! what from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Holy shit. Oh, my God. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
How about we play a little game of hide and seek? from Ted (2012) Soundboard
How are the neighbors you know there's an asian family living next door but they don't have a gong or nothing so it's not too bad from Ted (2012) Soundboard
How are you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
How are you doing you fuzzy little asshole from Ted (2012) Soundboard
How completely stupid that sounded from Ted (2012) Soundboard
How great is this how the four of us out to dinner how long have we been saying we were going to from Ted (2012) Soundboard
How was work from Ted (2012) Soundboard
How we doing ace you coming down from Ted (2012) Soundboard
How you doing good to meet you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
How's work it sucks from Ted (2012) Soundboard
How's your dickhead boss from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Hug me from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Huh meat hole what that's not right is it no from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I actually went through something like this with my last boyfriend from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I am not! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I am not! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I am so fake happy for her from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I can offer you 6000 dollars in railroad bonds from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I can see that from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I cannot just ditch work man from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I could have wound up like that asian kid at virginia tech but I didn't 'cause of him from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I could sit here and tell you i'm sorry it was a huge misunderstanding and i'm ready to change but I don't think you want to hear any of that crap from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I could totally see him just taking you down to the basement and really slowly de limbing you while singing some creepy victorian nursery rhyme from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I didn't know you had a baby is it alive from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I don't have to i'm a fucking teddy bear from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I don't I look like snuggle's accountant from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I don't know from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I don't know but if it were me i'd be expecting a proposal from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I don't know he just said he was in trouble from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I don't know I dig chicks man from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I don't know I got fucking wasted last night from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I don't know I guess most guys wouldn't do that from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I don't know I just wish he would get his life together our life and he can't and I swear to god it is because of that bear from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I don't know that you want to go to a drug dealer with complaints from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I don't know. He just said he was in trouble. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I don't know. I just wish he would get his life together. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I don't really know you but i'm trusting you as a man this is serious from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I don't remember any of it I was so fucked up from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I don't think so i'm i'm in trouble from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I don't understand from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I don't understand I really don't thirty five years old and you're still scared of a little thunder from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I don't understand why you keep putting up with him from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I don't want to work at a grocery store from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I found my phone from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I fucked her with a parsnip last week and I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I gave birth once bitch I could kick your fucking ass from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I got it from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I got the cheers dvd box set and the guy down at the store told me that everybody talks shit about each other in the interviews from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I got to be on my own ted I can't see you anymore from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I got to cut out for a bit from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I got to fuck her again from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I got to go from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I got you motherfucker I got you okay from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I got you something anyway in clear violation of the no gift rule from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I got your back on this she won't know i've been there from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I guess I didn't think about that from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow up question from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I guess santa paid attention to how good you were this year huh from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I guess this is it huh from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I guess we can't make small talk all day huh from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I had it freeze dried and bronzed from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I had to get some air from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I have a boyfriend I have told you this yeah the guy with the bear from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I have cool moves yeah so do people with parkinson's from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I have given up a huge chunk of my life for you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I have no designs on your girlfriend we work together and that's it from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I have so much teddy bear paperwork I have to get to it is sick from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I have tickets to norah jones at the hatch shell tonight and I would love it if you would go with me from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I have to say i've been following you ever since I was a young boy and I remember seeing you on the carson show you were just wonderful from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I hear the fat kid running I hear the fat kid running I bet it's hilarious from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I heard you got busted from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I heard you got busted. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I just asked you a question from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I just farted that was a man fart from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I just thought we were saying funny names from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I just wanted john and I to be friends from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I know and we'll hang out all the time right all the time from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I know done man right here in front of you all right from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I know I didn't take our relationship seriously but lori I do love you more than life itself from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I know I just don't know what to do here from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I know I mean me and norah met back in 2002 at this event for this charity that we were both involved with from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I know i'm not a talking teddy bear but at least you didn't have to make a magical wish to get me how do you know from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I know I'm not a talking teddy bear, from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I know it sucks but otherwise i'm going to lose her and I do love her ted from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I know sir i'm sorry it wasn't my fault from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I know that I don't think of him as an actor anymore he's just like a guy from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I know what you did with ted wasn't easy and I just want you to know that I love you for it and I think it's a new beginning for our relationship from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I know you do johnny from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I know you will from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I know you will all right from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I know! you know it's like god wanted me to go skydiving you know jesus or jesus him too could be him yeah from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I look stupid no you don't you look dapper from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I love hide and seek i'll hide from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I love you girls you know somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I love you I love you too from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I love you I love you too (2) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I love you so much you won't be sorry I swear from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I love you too from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I love you too teddy from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I love you! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I love you! (2) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I love you! (3) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I made you out to be a hero from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I married the wrong woman and now I lead a life of regret from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I mean he has a huge heart and we laugh a lot it's just a bonus that he's the hottest guy in boston from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I mean I know exactly what i'm gonna order from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I mean if we were together our babies would be spectacular from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I mean when you think about it it was actually really unfair of him to embarrass you like that from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I mean, when you think about it, from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I might be gay I don't know from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I need I need to tell you something from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I need to talk to you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I need to tell you something. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I owe that to you. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I realize that from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I said a bad word one time daddy punished me for it from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I saw lori leaving the apartment with rex from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I should have stopped hanging out with you a long time ago from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I thank you for saving every one of us from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I think I need to clear the air here a little from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I think it sucks i'm going to have a talk with him from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I think those veneers just make it a smoother ride for me from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I think we're very far apart on this from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I think we're very far apart on this. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I think you're a great guy and she's a very lucky girl from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I think you're being a little more fair to him from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I thought that was just for people in florida from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I thought the fireman stuck his own finger up his own ass from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I thought you were going to be funnier from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I told him to bail on you that night at rex's and he said no from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I told you I can totally be a lawyer from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I try to make duck dinner now plaster everywhere from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I want it from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I want to be fair to you and to him you know from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I want to scare the shit out of somebody. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I want us to keep talking because I think that maybe from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I want you to be happy you deserve that from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I wanted you to come because you're supposedly my best friend. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I was going to stop in for like five minutes and then flash gordon from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I was going to stop in for like five minutes and then Flash Gordon... from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I was not a popular child you have to understand I had no friends before he came along from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I was the king of the '80s I was ted fucking danson from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I went over to talk to her and maybe take some of the heat off you and there he was picking her up from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I went to new york once in 1981 and I just did not feel safe from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I will kick you out in five john I have to kick you out from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I will sir I promise from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I won't dance from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'd call it more than a little treat from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'll help you get on your feet out there I promise from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'll just meet you upstairs then from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'll pick you up at 8 00 from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'll tell you what I got your wife's pussy on my breath from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm 35 years old and i'm going nowhere all I do is smoke pot and watch movies with a teddy fucking bear from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm alive johnny! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm alive your magical wish worked! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm always fascinated to meet ted's girlfriends from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm an asshole I know that it worked for me in high school and it's been a reflex ever since from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm coming from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm fine i'm fine I just didn't have time for breakfast and the garage was full from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm going to have sex with your girlfriend from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm going to name you teddy from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm going to punch through it from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm going to punch through it. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm going to show you something that I don't like to show people because I don't want them treating me differently from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm gonna dock you for dinging the car and for showing up late today all right from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm gonna pout at you until I get my way from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm good i'm good from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm good. I'm good. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm in trouble. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm just kidding you I thought it would be funny if you thought I was fucking retarded from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm just saying let them in yeah let them in from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm just trying to find a way to keep you both in my life from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm never going to have a life with you around from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm not an it pal i'm a he all right from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm not gay I know and you're not gay so we're fine from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm not going to let you down goose what top gun so tom skerritt from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm not going to try to get you to take me back why would you i've been a really shitty boyfriend for the last four years I don't deserve you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm not going to wait any longer for my life to start from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm not going to wait any longer for my life to start. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm really glad that you came me too yeah from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm serious john from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm so sorry johnny so am I man from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm so sorry you did everything you could i'm so sorry from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm sorry little guy but my bear isn't for sale see i've had him since I was about your age he's very very special to me from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm sorry mr bennett I didn't mean to scare anybody from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm such a baby 'cause the dolphins make me cry from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I'm trying to walk a line here from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I've been bumming around with ted too much I know that too from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I've been crapping out room for it for two days from Ted (2012) Soundboard
I've got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
If I had to make a guess I would say that you made up some bullshit excuse to get out of work to go to ted's now am I right from Ted (2012) Soundboard
If it's okay with you I just want to say what I want to say from Ted (2012) Soundboard
If there's no ski at the end of the root word then we would just be idiots saying nonsense from Ted (2012) Soundboard
If you can cover for me i'm cool with all that other shit from Ted (2012) Soundboard
If you can punch through this wall you really are flash gordon from Ted (2012) Soundboard
If you think that by making shit like that up you're going to make me choose some kind of loyalty to you over her you're out of your fucking mind from Ted (2012) Soundboard
If you want to make some sort of arrangement here's my address and phone number and you can call me any time okay from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Is he all mine daddy from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Is it 9 30 yeah shit I got to get to work! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Is it a hugging gun from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Is it okay if I kick your boss's ass that won't affect your workplace chemistry will it from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Is that a flash gordon ray gun or are you just happy to see me from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Is that cannibalism from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Is that my ringtone oh yeah from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It began in 1985 in a town just outside boston from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It doesn't feel like four years does it no it doesn't from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It doesn't sound very mellow from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It doesn't sound very mellow from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It doesn't work from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It has been said that magic vanished from our world a long time ago and that humanity can no longer fulfill its desires through the power of wishes from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It just seems kind of gay doesn't it I don't know maybe yeah from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It should be right here somewhere from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It was christmas eve and all the children were in high spirits from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It was fine from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It was fine. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It was in the handicapped stall so it was nicer than the regular stalls from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It was pretty bad from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It was you you did it from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It works out so much better for you when you and I are getting fucked up on the couch at 9 00 a m doesn't it from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It'll be great when it's furnished from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It's a miracle. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It's a special night we've been dating for four years from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It's a special night. We've been dating for four years. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It's all right go go go i'll pull out of here from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It's an old sweater huh from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It's easy we just got to nail a lot of girls named stephanie from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It's going to be all right from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It's jesus' birthday tomorrow and you know what i'm gonna get him what my fist in your fucking face! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It's Lance Armstrong's nut from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It's not even getting me high. I got to have a talk with my weed guy. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It's not that big of a deal from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It's not that big of a deal from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It's okay i'll drive you I feel fine from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It's the truth i'm telling you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
It's working for me from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Jesus from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Jesus christ! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Jesus christ! what the fuck man from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Jesus fucking christ! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Jesus guy you look like shit man what happened from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Jesus h fuck! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Jesus I am so sorry I didn't see you it was an accident from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Jesus I look like the robot from aliens from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Jesus this is weak it's not even getting me high I got to have a talk with my weed guy from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Jesus you look fantastic from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Jesus! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Jesus! lori was right from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John (2) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John all you got to do is not fuck up and you get my job when I go to corporate next month you're the new branch manager from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John and lori were married in cambridge by a very special justice of the peace from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John became instantly attached to teddy from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John bennett from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John five minutes and then i'll kick you out I promise just come over from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John flash gordon was the most important influence of our formative years from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John get away from that thing get over here right now from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John I hope that listen I don't want you to think that from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John I look like something you give your kid when you tell him grandma died from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John I need a man not a little boy with a teddy bear from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John I need you out of the apartment tonight from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John it's almost 10 00 from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John it's me can you hear me from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John longed with all his heart from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John longed with all his heart for that one true friend that he could call his own from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John look don't you think after four years maybe she's hoping for something more than dinner from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John picked the perfect night to make a wish. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John wait listen I love you! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John was just about the happiest boy in the world and he couldn't wait to tell everyone the good news from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John we could do that again from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John, Flash Gordon was the most important influence of our formative years from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John, we could do that again. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
JOHN: It should be right here, somewhere. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
JOHN: Shit! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John! may I speak with you please from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John! May I speak with you, please? from Ted (2012) Soundboard
John. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Johnny from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Johnny i'm frightened from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Johnny i'm i'm sorry from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Johnny i'm sorry man that car just came out of nowhere from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Johnny it's me from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Johnny open the door please I want to talk from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Johnny thank christ you made it from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Johnny there you are p from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Johnny where are you you got to get over here man from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Johnny, there you are. I had to get some air. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Johnny! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Johnny! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Johnny! (2) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Just a man with a man's courage he knows nothing but a man but he can never fail from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Just give me the car keys from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Just give me the car keys from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Just give me the car keys (2) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Just go out with me one time from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Just go out with me one time and if you're miserable and you hate it then I promise I will never even hint at the subject again please from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Just tell him you don't feel well from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Just to be clear i'm not embarrassed from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Language! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Lauren charlene chantal courtney misty jenny krista mindy noelle shelby trina reba cassandra from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Let him try it man from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Let me ask you something from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Let me out of here you crazy bastard! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Let's all be best friends from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Let's do some shots with you oh my god yes! oh my god yes! totally yes! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Let's give him a job maybe he'll give us a few laughs around the office from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Let's go! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Let's go! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Let's see how well you know these streets from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Liberty fast track skerritt john from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Like something where they give out from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Like we work we worked on my garage two months ago from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Like what from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Like, where are you from? from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Listen I just want to say thank you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Listen if you're here to fight john's battles for him from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Listen john and I may have our problems but at least he tried from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Listen john there's something that I need to say to you too from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Listen speaking of classy ciao bella is a really expensive restaurant from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Listen to your father! come here! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Listen to yourself what am I emperor ming here controlling your mind that's your choice john from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Listen why don't john and I go get a drink at the bar sure great we'll be right back come on buddy from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Listen you got to let me help you make things right with you and lori from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Listen, I don't want you to think that... from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Listen, I just want to say thank you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Little john bennett from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Look all i'm saying is that boston women are on the whole a paler uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Look at that one wasp y white guy fish from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Look at the hair on my upper lip that's man hair from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Look at these pecs these are man pecs from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Look I don't know if I can drive! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Look I know it sucks okay but you've got to make some money so you can pay for an apartment from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Look i'll be back in 30 minutes tops okay from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Look i'm going to cut the shit here from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Look i'm only saying this because I love you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Look i'm sorry I messed up from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Look i'm trying to get my shit together and be an adult here for lori's sake from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Look john loves you very much more than anything in the world and he's falling to fucking pieces without you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Look johnny if we're ever going to get serious about opening a restaurant we got to start planning it now italian italian yes from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Look just let me talk first all right and then you can say whatever you want from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Look lori you want him to be a man but as long as he's got his teddy bear he's always going to be a boy from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Look that was a tough night for all of us from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Look the point is you're blaming me for something that you did to yourself from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Look we're very interested in the bear from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Look what jesus did! look what jesus did! look what jesus did! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Look you remember when you were 10 and you hit that squirrel with your bb gun and then when we saw it fall from the tree we both started crying you remember from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Look, I know it sucks, okay? from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Look, I'm only saying this because I love you. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Lori and I have been dating four years tomorrow I want to take her some place really nice from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Lori and I may just need a little space right now from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Lori ever fart in front of you yeah really yeah many times from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Lori get the stuffing get it all from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Lori hey you're home early from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Lori how you doing I haven't talked to you in forever from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Lori I lori! lori wait please from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Lori I need to see you in my office from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Lori i've wanted to give this to you for a long time from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Lori look he's been my best friend since I was eight from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Lori lori please I love you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Lori the worst that can happen is that you go on a fun casual date with a guy who just wants a chance to prove that he can be something more than a jerk from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Lori this is angelique heavenly cherene and sauvignon blanc from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Lori tried to break up a dog fight and I guess she got hurt pretty bad from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Lori was right about you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Lori what hey what are you doing here from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Lori why don't you like me i'm rich i'm good looking my dad owns the company from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Lori will you marry me from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Lori, from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Lori, please, I love you. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Lori! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Lori's a senior vp at a big huge pr firm from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Making yourself look like a pussy. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Maybe a mike brew gaslowski from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Maybe no to a snickers bar every once in a while wouldn't hurt from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Maybe she's hoping for something more than dinner? from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Me and ted are going to be best friends daddy from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Me it's not my fault she can't speak english from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Merry christmas everybody from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Michelob ultra tuscan orange g****fruit from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Ming? from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Mmm well that's how much I love you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Mom dad guess what my teddy bear's alive! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
More importantly I was sam fucking mayday malone from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Move sucker! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
My buddy's in town with his cousin and who do you think is with him sam jones from Ted (2012) Soundboard
My daughter better be alive you sick son of a bitch from Ted (2012) Soundboard
My god america is imploding from Ted (2012) Soundboard
My longest relationship was like six months and then she farted in her sleep i'm like i'm out of here man I was gone before she woke up from Ted (2012) Soundboard
My name is wan ming ming from Ted (2012) Soundboard
My phone says I texted someone at 3 15 asking them to beat me up and then at 4 30 I texted the same person saying 'thanks' from Ted (2012) Soundboard
My relationship is at a very delicate stage you know from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Mystery solved I guess right she was taking a shit from Ted (2012) Soundboard
NARRATOR: It has been said that magic vanished from our world from Ted (2012) Soundboard
NARRATOR: John became instantly attached to Teddy from Ted (2012) Soundboard
NARRATOR: Now, if there's one thing you can be sure of, from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Never mind take her to benihana from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Nice good huh good job take pride in that from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Nice! yeah from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Nikki kelsey shawna jolene earline claudine savannah kasey dolly kendra carla chloe devon emmylou from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No I can't do that that would devastate him from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No I can't i'm taking lori to dinner from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No I don't think a firefighter would do that from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No I don't think she is from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No I know this guy a long time i've known him since 911 from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No I think i'd rather just have you take me home from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No I think it's only cannibalism if you swallow from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No i'm fine i'm fine from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No i'm good thank you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No it has to have a ski at the end of it otherwise where's the challenge from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No it's fine from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No john don't hang up! i'm in trouble from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No john we can get her back from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No look at me buddy I promise you're going to be okay from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No lori's from pennsylvania that's not a boston girl from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No matter how big a splash you make in this world whether you're corey feldman frankie muniz justin bieber or a talking teddy bear eventually nobody gives a shit from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No mexicans though from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No mom he's really alive look from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No no from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No no and it kills me to have to tell you no because i'm a people pleaser from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No no I wished for my life back from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No no i'm a special case i'm a i'm a talking teddy bear for christ's sake from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No no it's from the notebook from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No no no four years we've been going out i'm taking you to the best place in town from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No no no what I meant to say was ted's very handsome so i'm always interested in meeting the lady that can snatch him up from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No not really feeling up to it from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No one but the pure in heart can find the golden grail from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No peeking now or you'll get kid cancer from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No that doesn't work don't ruin it no from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No that's a weird fucking question no just start counting from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No that's not what she meant at all right lori lori you didn't mean that from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No way that's awesome! yeah from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No! you can never cook with that hand again! you have to learn to cook left handed from Ted (2012) Soundboard
No! you can't have my teddy bear! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Nobody's ever talked to me like that before from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Norah jones hi norah jones from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Not a bad life is it no from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Not long afterward he fell into a deep depression and died of lou gehrig's disease from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Not long afterward, he fell into a deep depression from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Not recently no from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Nothin' I can do i've been lookin' for a girl like you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Now hang on a sec there your dad likes you to show good manners right tubby mcfat fuck from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Now I know we said no gifts but from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Now if there's one thing you can be sure of it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish except an apache helicopter from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Now if you look close you can see the outline of my root from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Now it's real now it's a real thing from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Now let me out of here! I am a citizen of the united states of america and I have rights! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Now my phone fell under the seat somewhere can you call it yeah from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Now my phone fell under the seat somewhere. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Now ted you belong to robert now okay you do as he says from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Now, hang on a sec, there. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Now, I'm going to give my chops a rest from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Octopussy. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Of course I do johnny from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Of course. **** are welcome from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Oh from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Oh and that's right my boyfriend can't sleep through a thunderstorm without his teddy bear from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Oh and you can from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Oh check this out it's lance armstrong's nut I had it freeze dried and bronzed from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Oh come on from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Oh fuck me nice from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Oh fuck that! it's been four years johnny from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Oh fuck you! just because you're on the business world and shit you think what everybody should suck your asshole or something from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Oh god I am so sorry from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Oh god that was so good! now i'm going to stuff my fucking face with pepperidge farm! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Oh god! ah what from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Oh hey listen try this I told my weed guy to step it up and he gave me that from Ted (2012) Soundboard
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Rex was forced to give up his pursuit of lori from Ted (2012) Soundboard
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Yeah dad I made a wish last night that teddy was alive and my wish came true from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah first night in my beautiful new apartment from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah fuck yeah flash! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah I did wish for it from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah I don't feel so good from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah I know don't worry johnny i'll be fine from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah I mean rex is having a house party but i'm surprised john didn't tell you considering you two have seen each other every single day since you moved out from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah I mean the guy's 35 and he's working for a rental car service from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah I mean when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so i'm a little fucked up from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah I want to play a game from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah i'd rather just not talk about it from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah i'll be right there from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah i'm donny this is robert from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah i'm guessing you guys don't have a ps3 i'm guessing you're more of a wooden horse with a wig kind of family from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah i'm kind of a fun time boss and what not but look man I do that with everybody at the office i'm a kook from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah it does from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah it's a study in contrasts from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah it's kind of funny actually I got a lot of pictures of you guys at my house from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah me too from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah my head hurts a lot from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah no yeah no yeah from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah see there's the guy from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah she's I mean that's the way she is she sees trouble and she wants to help out from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah she's pretty shook up from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah the thing is rex I have a lot of work I need to get to from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah up the dog's not the fireman's ass from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah very cute do you know what i'd like to do to her something I call a dirty fozzie from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah wait what do you mean from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah whatever thanks for 911 from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah yeah I guess so from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah yeah no I was I was beloved from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah yeah she's passed out in the bathroom now from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah yeah there was a there was cocaine on the set but it was the '80s man you know from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah yeah work's good from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah you know i'm pretty happy where I am I just got a shitty new apartment from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah you remember the other day I was saying how great lori's hair always looks oh my god it always looks so great! I just always want to fucking brush it from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah, but I pushed it that way with my hand from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah, but we do talk about you all the time from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah, cool from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah. I did wish for it. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yeah. Yeah, work's good. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yes from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yes from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yes but that doesn't mean we can't hang out we'll hang out all the time from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yes get over here right now from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yes he is my little winner yes he is from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yes ma'am thank you for the opportunity miss ma'am jones thank you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yes you are my little chipmunk from Ted (2012) Soundboard
Yes! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You and me have been together for 27 years where's my ring where's my ring asshole from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You and me we come from different worlds from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You are so disgusting and I love you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You asshole! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You better follow me come on from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You break my wall! I break you wall! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You break my wall! I break you wall! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You break my wall! this my home long time you break my wall you bastard men from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You can do any '90s song with just vowels a e I o u from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You can put the ring in her ass let her fart it out from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You can thank ted from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You can thank Ted from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You can't stand there and tell me that you haven't always seen lori as a threat to our friendship from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You cannot take responsibility for anything that goes on in your life from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You coming down? from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You crazy! you crazy man! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You crazy! You crazy, man! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You didn't exactly stand up for me from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You don't bring it up you just let them in from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You don't bring it up, you just let them in from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You don't think she's going to be expecting something big do you what like anal no like a fucking circular gold thing on her finger from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You ever go miniature golfing with tom skerritt's wife and her kid no you haven't from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You f ing a hole from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You get the job we're celebrating after okay from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You give me one more chance I promise I can fix it from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You got a lot of problems don't you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You guys did it in the office yeah where in the men's room from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You guys have been going out for four years from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You guys know lori and jim right from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You guys remember john women hi from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You guys remember John. WOMEN: Hi. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You had sexual intercourse with a co worker on top of the produce that we sell to the public from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You italian no why from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You just worry about your own "snatch from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You just worry about your own snatch how about that honey from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You kind of just reworded my joke but uh ha ha ha from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know he's exactly who you want him to be he is he is a man we can all model ourselves after from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know I have written so many angry letters to hasbro about that from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know I wish you could really talk to me because then we could be best friends forever and ever from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know if your leg got trapped under a rock i'd chew it off to get you free from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know it's funny because whenever johnny and I hang out the first item on our agenda is what's going on with lori from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know lori someday there's going to be a ring in there but I want to wait until I get you something really special I just don't have the money right now from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know lori would hate me for saying this but she told me how you are at the office from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know not bad actually I met a girl she's a cashier from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know robert and I could give you a very very good home from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know sam there's only one way to end a perfect day what's that flash jump right from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know something I didn't tie you up and drag you to that party I wanted you to come because you're supposedly my best friend from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know ted when I was a little boy I saw you on television and I thought you were the most amazing most wonderful thing i'd ever seen ever from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know this place looks great thanks man it's all ikea did the whole place for 47 dollars from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know what fuck you I don't even want to talk to you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know what get out of here from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know what I don't feel like talking to you about this from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know what I think I too want a martina navrati brewski from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know what john we asked ted to move out so we can give ourselves a chance without him from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know what my favorite thing about you is that even after four years you can still surprise me from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know what stick your fucking asshole right up your fucking ass how about that from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know what that's probably what dierdre was doing over there from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know what you're acting like a cock you know that from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know when you and rex were from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know you guys it's really not about that I don't care about that I mean i'd love him if he was a janitor from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know you guys seem pretty cool you like to party from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know you had no business being out on that dance floor but i'm really happy that you were from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know you're a freaking snob you think you're cool because you work at some fucking fancy shit place whatever from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know your boss called this morning asking me how my arm was yeah because of that dog fight that I tried to break up from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know, if your leg got trapped under a rock from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know, Ted, when I was a little boy, from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You know, your boss called this morning asking me how my arm was from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You like that huh check this shit out from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You like to laugh at me when I look at other girls from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You make me happy from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You may kiss the bride johnny from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You mean we get to be best friends for real for real forever and ever from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You okay there sweetheart you look a little flustered from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You owe me lobster money. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You pay for wall! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You pay many dollar for wall! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You promised me this was about work from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You put us in quite a pickle here from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You ready to bring down the house from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You remember I said my buddy's cousin is friends with sam jones from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You remember I was like oh shit 911 I got to get high from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You remember that night after the club we went and had late night eggs and waffles until about 5 00 a m from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You should give him an ultimatum it's you or the bear from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You son of a bitch! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You suck get off the stage! oh come on give him a chance from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You think you're just going to get away with a kidnapping from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You took it to a very... Now it's real. Now it's a real thing from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You want a xanax from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You were just wonderful. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You were right from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You would I sure would from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You you are a you surprise me for some reason I thought you were going to be taller from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You, me and Lori, and what's her name? from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You? from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You'll kick me out in five from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You're an asshole! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You're asking me out a week after I broke up with somebody from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You're back! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You're back! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You're fucking unbelievable you know that how stupid do you think I am from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You're going to be okay buddy do you understand you're going to be fine from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You're hired from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You're just like the baby jesus from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You're lucky i'm in my fucking restaurant clothes bitch 'cause i'd kick your fucking ass right now from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You're mine ted! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You're my best friend john from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You're not a very polite guest are you from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You're not giving anything a chance if you keep blowing off work to get high with your teddy bear from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You're not going to have any sort of career from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You're not going to have any sort of career if you keep wasting time with ted from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You're not very tolerant huh from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You're right i've been getting stoned too much I know that from Ted (2012) Soundboard
You're talking about it from Ted (2012) Soundboard
...the most important part of your life. from Ted (2012) Soundboard
"Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange G****fruit from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(ALL CHEERING) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(arguing in japanese slaps her face) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
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(car parking) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
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(DOORBELL RINGING) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(farting) finally from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(fighting throwing punches) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(fighting throwing punches) (2) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(gasps) baby! gold star from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(GASPS) Ooh! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
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(glasses cracking) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(GROANING) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
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(GROANS) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
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(GRUNTS) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(GUESTS CHEERING) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(HONKING) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(john roars) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(LAUGHS) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(METAL SCRAPING) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(metal scraping) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(PANTING) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(panting) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(PLASTER SMASHING) Oh, my God! from Ted (2012) Soundboard
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(ted laughs) (2) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(ted screams) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(ted yelling) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(teddy exclaiming fearfully) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(THEME SONG PLAYING) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(thunder crashes loudly) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(THUNDER CRASHES LOUDLY) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(thunder crashing) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(thunder crashing) (2) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(THUNDER CRASHING) (SCREAMS) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(TIRES SCREECHING) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(tv audience laughing) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(tv audience laughing) (2) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(water bubbling) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(woman moaning) from Ted (2012) Soundboard
(woman screaming) from Ted (2012) Soundboard