Smokey and the Bandit (1977) Soundboard Edit

A guy that paints his truck like this would go to a minister's funeral dressed in feathers.

A home in a little while I'm hungry is your God damn mutt.

A little bit scared as great psychology might just say something bad about my mother.

A little while ago almost slide out kitchen. Latest man, yeah.

A lot of friends, didn't he? If they had a cremated the son of bitch, I could have been kicking up Mr Bandit sass around the moon by now.

A snowman come on back. There was a Texas bubble gum machine on your backdoor. Texas bubble gum machine? Yes, I'm

A ticket to truck stop little complications. That's all you always.

About did you count on this? All of this?

Action up ahead of India copy Hey, is this abandoned this Mr B. And I'm geared jamming this role in refinery. You gotta know.

Actor bank robber.

Actually, my heaviest relationship was with an acid rock singer name Robert Crumley.

Affirmative, affirmative. I'm still dishin' it out.

Ah yes, how much money you say it was? EDF old on dollars $80,000.

Alec

All of this.

All over the joint propose that we.

All right Fred. Come on. Let's go, boy. Come on.

All units converge. Copy chopper one I'm on my way.

Almost 12 minutes.

Almost just want to say that.

Almost killed 20 law officers.

Almost killed final offer.

Alright gang, we're gonna go for a big smoky Red 22. Alright with me.

Alright Sean, my cash.

Alright thank you Officer.

Alright, do you understand that cowboy, yeah.

Alright, hey boy, where share Bramlett? I am Sheriff Branford.

Alright, so it's about boy. Hello, I'm so glad you're here to assist me.

Alright, you talked me into it. Some rich man I gotta put it style but.

Alright.

Also hang on, believe it, but that creates some is just trying to drive right up under my truck.

Also, when looking you better flip flop back and give me a hand so we gonna be in a heap of trouble.

Am are you writing for? You know that much about his right is that Scrooge bent poison me with for the last time.

Amazon don't take your foot off that hammer Stein in basketball over like Maple syrup can both.

Amber give Jam News is named this way. Got asphalt are running in his name would likely.

Amended to reckless and you live? Merge too hard.

And 64 snowman. You copy that, yeah?

And a 12 dwarf I came to make a deal once he get if he wins this truck Rodale thing Def.

And as the pursuer, may I say you're the goddamnedest pursuee I ever pursued.

And change you got some time. I want to stretch your legs crossed.

And come back, no bridge, how women?

And don't go home. Don't go to eat and don't play with yourself.

And her mother. Well, at least he kept it in the family.

And here comes the Calvary.

And I ended up in this goddamn airplane

And it Ann has the pursuer. May I see you that God dentist pursui? I have a pursuit.

And it is a Little Beaver with your foot on the floor. We got your back door and I'm clear.

And it never been done. Not no regrets 'cause you and I ain't never done it already.

And Monday I came home and found him in the shower with a girl and her mother well.

And not get caught. Have a good day and a better one tomorrow. Good buddy.

And right so it's about.

And son, you make 'em look like they're all runnin' in slow motion.

And that's good night I got behind it.

And the spinner, oh, they were good group.

And we lose in minute. You don't get up here and run these men fans. I can come back.

And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes

And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes

And who wants to know this is a bad darling?

And you live much too hard

Another Kojak with codec is placed problem with bad where the hell are you come back?

Anything with Brenda Lee? Does she dance? Spends the spinner?

Anyway, but loose tiny truck is learn these roads don't belong to before, yeah?

Apology accepted now how?

Apology accepted. Now... (HORN DROWNS WORDS)

App, yeah, who's that? Stephen Sondheim, yeah. Does he do a lot of musicals and stuff, yeah?

Appliance show Hide asked around three trash man.

Apries, Roger, that transmission hold on to friends on here comes the Calvary.

Are any rain I was born ready.

Are Beech Hill. I got to go.

Are we going to do?

Are we really going 110 following 110?

Are you gonna be talking out of your ass?

Are you talking about? I'm telling you, let me tell you something about that she makes herself adventure.

Ari yeah, and that's nothing but pure and simple old fashioned communism. Happy.

Around when you get serious, can you drive return shipping?

As our time doing.

At Food Lion you have believed you just a little bit scared.

At least we finally agree on something.

At that all workout you just leave a note Ella folks to send the bill to Big Enis Burdett.

Baby, I met this guy these can't be my pants.

Back door, and I'm clear I've been for.

Back up.

Background job alright since phone at choke and puke.

Bad a horrible. You seen that new waitress down the diner? Name Arlene.

Bananas come back. What's your 2516 milder side of Mississippi? Woo Hoo.

Band of Abraham and he's a metal.

Band steel and lead his car with only a smile.

Banded cutting willing she always was.

Bandit I run into booze. No one can stop it. How old?

Bandit this here is the grave robber. Put the pedal.

Barbarian.

Bare bottom got brought in a car crushers decline got the manner.

Battle did the metal 1010 on the side.

Bear story for you out there. I just rolled past the County Mountie Roadblock down there. You are.

Been done before hot she watch your language, little lady.

Bees in the car. Now you know that I know that I know they haven't worked that out yet, but I'm thinking about it. Hey, you got.

Believe it when I see it. This is Sheriff Buford T Justice, but not an old porn advice for it that.

Believe that that's never mind wait a minute, wait a minute, what do you want that be so bad? Because he's thirsty dummy?

Bend it being my son are here.

Besides lots of Arabian I met this guy.

Big one, that's a big 10410 four.

Big town and yeah, we want to do around here for excitement. Probably sit around West cars rust.

Big town.

Bitch alright tell you where I am. Sure if it's just one thing I want to say.

Black trans am. It's the band.

Block will be driving the truck. This is banded wanan. That is Bandit 2 together.

Bo, did you count on this?

Bob surprised, look, who's here.

Boots listen, I don't care if your daddy is the mayor. You wreck this car. It's going to come out of your pay.

Break that bandit 1 breaker that bandit want.

Breaker 19, Breaker 19 The bandage.

Breaker Breaker breaker looking for them and it come on you.

Breaker on record wine. This is the bandit is a snowman out there. My head your shine.

Bring out the parking lot with my my constant. Besides lots of Arabian.

Brown and you're kind of cute, like a broken. I'd like to jump you.

Buddha this is band adorable talking.

Buddy Holly, I know. I think it was from Texas or something I think and and I thought I don't know I need to marry the guy. What else have you?

Buford T justice. I have just apprehended the bandit, no Sir, you just apprehended my captain.

Burdette. B...

But Daddy, he still when I tell you pile of monkey nuts.

But I'm thinking about it. Hey, you got an idea? Yeah, why don't we do this?

But if you gonna hang out in these kinda joints...

But that could be killed in this in this moving CB radio show, and I don't even have a hand.

But you know, we're about an hour. His schedule must keep it that way, alright?

Buy a new rig. You crazy? You know that yeah, you know that yes.

Buying your traction for half an hour.

Call Frederic thought go get some food.

Call hey look and we also lost a lot of valuable time too. We gonna really have to cook.

Call Soo aware might I find disbanded?

Call the button.

Call you the bandit porn teen.

Can a language look? I'm asking you one sound got them.

Can be done.

Can I ask you something, sure?

Can we watch Daddy how you stand watch the game I'm going back skinny.

Can you get testicle sonofabitch any guys?

Can you see anything, yeah.

Car shadow

Casting for sure you.

Catch you later. Once no man, I'm playing on the side.

Changes.

Cheap change put up the shop back up my plan.

Check when doing so good all the time at all.

Chris, you got your ears on son.

Classic guy classy guy.

Clear the way when it got to the bottom. Safe and sound everybody asked and how we meet it down, he said.

Close the first night, but God, I was so good. You should have seen you to love me.

Colorful is close.

Combat record band.

Come back God so my.

Come back, I'm still trying to get rid of that Texas County money. I don't know what the hell he wants you.

Come here for you, come here boy, come Fred, would you make me come after you? Get over here friends come here.

Come here, I'm in a hurry and you want to take a swim you drive me crazy friend you just drive me crazy.

Come here, son.

Come on back looking, I'm leaving but I just did mine. Tasted Joe palooka.

Come on defense.

Come on, I'll talk to my good buddy.

Coming around yeah oh God, look be careful you have to make your own Lane but it but you definitely got some old kind of traffic. Be careful, be careful.

Comma they can I say he ain't gonna go for your game, son.

Commodore.

Communism happens every time one of those dances dot poontang around with to show full facts.

Contact Planet, which one of the house after you?

Containers at sun lady. Not, you know, you supposed to signal really.

Cookies on her ass? How about getting those Palace years out there and block him off really?

Costco, good money.

Country members they really did.

County, Arkansas. We're apprised of the situation and are taking appropriate measures.

Cover book bottom fat problem is baby kid alongside of what this dude is doing.

Cowboy outfit I got a little pick me standing right beside me dressed just like you can't miss me.

Cowboys look fat, cat fat is bigger than mine.

Crank it up.

Crazy, I picked up 3 Brad yesterday. Just like U-verse dude.

CSUN all Legends never die, they just lose weight that.

Cute.

Dad, I don't believe that that wait a minute.

Daddy, the top came off no shit.

Daddy, you gotta have your evening ruined for you.

Damga damga

Damn it is locked. You know we're about an hour. His schedule must.

Damn, he had a lot of friends, didn't he?

Damn, he's been stirring up trouble.

Damn, it's a Texas man. What the hell is he doing in Arkansas? I don't know.

Dan go by. He caused all of this abandoned and he's out and.

Dancer

Danger.

Darling, I'm too pooped to pop. Then he listens tops.

Decoratin' up a whole town at a cost of $40.

Deep pockets over me and ask you that how come you're following me?

Def $5000 did chicken ship money.

Demophon only sliding Hill awhile ago. Come on site.

Department handle this situation that there at competent, but I'm in a high speed pursuit. Don't do.

Diablo and Doc back in nicely.

Did Cletus call you a legend uh-huh? Why marylise disgrace? Thanks I used to.

Did did Mantegna, Joe Palooka I want a few rounds with some dudes back here to see him up, John.

Did you see that they went right through our Rd block?

Did you see that? They went right through our roadblock.

Dillard Clairton for you got the one snowman of eastbound and down.

Dishing it out. Listen, darling, where it comes screaming by there in about 5 minutes with a herd of Smokies on her ass.

Do a job. It's me there after they don't even know Cletus know exists.

Do it, what do you say?

Do it, what do you say? Shut up, push it out.

Do we really want to talk about legs otherwise?

Do you like Elton John? No.

Do you think we have anything in common? I mean, besides being chased around the country and that for Cockta car?

Does good luck Sir. Please get them, yeah.

Does the banner or I got a dead end this?

Does this thing move? Oh yeah.

Doesn't even have any teeth. Then I jumped on this card. I don't know it blew up on the side of the road and then I ended up in this God damn airplane.

Domino's is named this way is God asphalt around in his veins.

Don't you ever take that hat off or anything? Sure, I took it off one thing and one thing only.

Done well, at least we finally agree on something. Yeah, we both like half my face.

Done, I appreciate it. Tell me you coming up on Fayetteville and Interstate 82 that were almost.

Drive in movie.

Drive in movie.

Dummy see I got a boy running tomorrow in the Southern Classic and.

Eastbound and down loaded up and truckin'

End it alright. You talked me into it.

Enjoy it so much.

Evans, you can't drive this piece of shit on my highway.

Even I don't remember.

Every gearjammer knows his name

Except for that you know as.

Families daylight huh? I'm on believe it when I see it.

Fashion asthma handle Bozeman real name.

Fat boy Oh yeah, got message coming let me help you out here get that off of there that's away and often.

Fats and attention get it.

Fawn Hall beer back here. What is that? For the good old American life for the money, for the glory and for the fun, mostly for the money now.

Fear. I need the cash for that. No problem, go ahead boy.

Finance.

Find a way. Where did you get on more?

Find disbanded over there behind his rig it wants to.

Fine, and now I'm telling you here and gonna be no problem.

Food now that the mutual bullshit is over, I will sum. Bitch, I'm not.

For one night, I see a portable gas station up ahead of India copy.

For the money, for the glory and for the fun.

Four yeah, yeah, I know that.

Foxy Lady Denny yet, why don't you come by and pay up in person?

Fred come here said he just bit me.

Fred said.

Freedom stamp card picking you up. I got to Fred.

Fuck what. Oh oh, let me pay for it let me know know you're an officer though I'd I'd be on it might apply.

Funny hey, we really ought to pay somebody for that, have you?

Germane to the situation, God damn Germans got nothing to do with it.

Get back in the God damn car.

Get out, that's a big chance for.

Get the right nipple hometown at a cost of $40, right?

Get up.

Gimme 500 on the Bandit.

Gimme that talker.

Ginger and Lester Earl pass right, but we gotta problem with that.

Give me 500 on the bandit.

Give me that talker.

Give me your licence and manifest, boy. You know you was goin' 96 miles an hour?

Give Mr. Bandit and I got a big welcome waiting for you when I get you back home, you some bitch, don't you?

Go ahead little shit.

Go ahead.

Go to hell. You know. I believe we have the situation well under control Sheriff.

God damn it son, we gave it our best shot.

God eyes.

God yeah.

God.

Going back breaker bandit. I gotta Smokey report for you. Come on, I'll talk to.

Going in the rocking chair honey.

Going to go for your game son. From what I've heard, the biggest thing about the bandit is his eagle, and I figured.

Gonna steal something so you boys just stay here and keep your hands on a car until one of my associates arrive.

Good buddy, you got trouble coming.

Good morning, I need it bad son, this is Foxy Lady Bandit we heard you were coming by and we decided we'd take care of those bears for you.

Good, I like take it, run on her way out. What are you talking about? I'm telling you.

Got a lot of booking to do, but the pedal to the metal on 10/10.

Got damn, Oh yeah, read your voice to me you know who you're talking to.

Got damn, we're 10 minutes are in trouble, were nowhere in trouble like we need two things.

Gotta have money.

Ha ha ha ha 10/4.

Had a great big phone that for sure that'll work good for me. Bennett 'cause I need to put off in suck up a little, go go juice and put some groceries down my neck CRB.

Had Trump Cape red frog feet brand.

Hang on Buddy Holly, I know. I think it was.

Happy just said James and John Henry, just to mention some Major Lazer truck.

Have fun this fun Robin driving talking to me. Well they both challenge.

Have my face.

He is wanted for a man at kidnapping any attempted murder hobo, Botswana brother officers.

He just bit me. Astros team is not a bad idea. He did.

He left Atlanta back in 63, all in him lubed up Tennessee, hit my.

He looked a little thin in the skin, you gotta.

He must be in a hell of a hurry. I share that you asked on that boy.

He's been poisoned me. Wait for last time anywhere you want.

He's goin' up to glory ridin' 18 wheels

He's taking a 10100. Well, at least it's better than 10200.

Headquarters, disregard my last transmission.

Headquarters, disregard my last transmission.

Hell is this. This is evidenced Evans.

Hello Don sure.

Hello Don.

Hello dosto man, I'm right beside your son. Looks like we gotta.

Hello Mr bandit.

Hello.

Here in 28 hours it's only 900 miles. There are 900 miles back. Well for you.

Here we go.

Hey Ben, it's me affairs. Gotta question.

Hey blocker block, you'll be driving the truck this is.

Hey go get your daddy appears.

Hey hey, you're going the wrong way.

Hey man, he's gone. Let's let's get outta here.

Hey man, watch it.

Hey Mandy, come on what?

Hey no.

Hey sugar baby how you doing?

Hey thanks. It was nothing a serum.

Hey, I'm here.

Hey, what partner you keep this one for yourself, right?

Hey, what the hell is wrong with you told me going dump the chicken to trucks don't complicate.

Hey, what up cop taking a leak on the side of the road interest you? Yes it would.

Hey, you got peanut butter stop menu here tell me what?

Hey! Hey! What are you doin' in my car?

Hi Kirk, how you doing?

High School plays and stuff. Holy shit. We got a lot of company up there. A lot of company, sorry.

Hold up on a car wash, gentlemen.

Hold up on that car wash, gentlemen.

Holy shit!

Holy shit.

Home Chris no I know.

Honest to God, it wasn't my fault. Sheriff I stopped. Yeah right.

Honey I got I gotta go I gotta go back.

Hopalong

Hopalong Breaker Breaker can abandoned.

Horrible talking. Where are you you sumbitch?

Hot damn we're gonna make it.

Hot new officer. My name. I don't care if your name is Broderick Crawford.

How about bringing me a hamburger for Fred here? I'm going to worry about him. He's looking a little thin in the skin.

How about gorgeous? You can't have him. Obviously you can.

How about that for a challenge?

How about you, Bandit? You copy this Snowman? Come on.

How can I help bring it back? You're still working at choking puke on West 85 at Furman.

How come we doing this? But why not? Well, they said it couldn't be done.

How come you're following me? I'd be delighted to tell you Mr Bandit.

How did there good buddy? Where'd you get that seat cover song?

How do you get no? We're just going to run over to Texarkana and pick up 400 cases of Coors and bring it back in 28 hours.

How long will this you can't drive for level? I can drive any forecasting around.

How much are you Billy?

How much are you, ma'am dollar and a half keep changing.

How much is watchdogs? Let's get going.

How safe you know he's problem like flies.

How to do the same at all? Yeah, not normally allowed.

How we meet it down. He said folks, when the truck picked up too much speed, I just cried along beside an Android my IP.

How you doing? How are you?

Hush Puppies Daddy got no time for that flag pitch.

I bet they wish they were you

I can see her now running back up data.

I danced around three trash man.

I don't believe this funny. I don't remember that turn.

I don't know how to thank you, thank me by not getting cold.

I don't know what truck do not seek mild now.

I don't like this anymore than you do, but.

I give it to be backup exec.

I got a barbecue. You're asking for lesson.

I got that all worked out you just.

I got your son come on back.

I gotta go to three perfect half I say go to Channel 2. We're going to channel 1/2 is why say that confusing?

I gotta go to three perfect.

I guess you can get your ticket over there.

I had this costume at all lit up and I only short circuited good buddy.

I have a couple of cheeseburgers are going by size T. Yeah OK.

I have enough to get to Jersey walk the rest of the way.

I hear perfectly the fact that you are a Sheriff is not germane to the situation.

I I'll be with you in a moment, young man.

I just go from place, place, do what I do best. What's that show off?

I just kind of slide well you got my hair.

I just rolled past a county mountie roadblock.

I knew it was coming a snowman. What do you mean?

I know you're a little stressed here, but did you see a black trans am go by he caused?

I like it. I am the brother of a truck driving mother.

I may I express my feelings about inconveniencing yet, but if you go.

I mean us, no matter what do you mean you knew I was coming?

I pick up a woman or shitty job.

I saw him.

I say he ain't gonna go for your game.

I take it off for one thing, and one thing only.

I think he's got a permission, and that's good night.

I think it be a good idea for we change, please don't you? Yeah you gotta be.

I tried calling the school come on up here.

I understand that I read you loud and clear 10 for you.

I waited five, he just spoke important. I need it bad son.

I wanted to be a high fashion model once. How long can you model clothes for 8 year olds? Boys?

I was born ready. That's pretty good.

I'd be delighted to tell you, Mr Bandit.

I'd offer how you doing give me a lesson manifest for manifest.

I'd say I told you so. I don't lose your head son. We still got a lot of booking to do, but the.

I'll be back on the highway in a second.

I'll be with you in a moment, young man.

I'll be within earshot. You keep it wound up to around 90.

I'll call now airbending embedded listening there.

I'll meet you at old Miss. Well you better hurry or we can just kiss that money goodbye. Understand that I.

I'm about to be killed in this... in this moving CB radio show,

I'm almost there, mobile.

I'm asking 'cause I'm the guy paid him $25 a day so all his loyal fans can look at it.

I'm at mile marker 85. Come back.

I'm divorced and you.

I'm doing Arkansas. No, I don't. I don't know.

I'm doing, oh, they're doing on time, doing about 25 minutes.

I'm gonna give you. I didn't come all the way this part to go home with empty pockets over me.

I'm not just not just tell me how I can help him with his body and so.

I'm up there, come back, manage bandit, that's your name or your profession.

I've ever seen the Broadway show chorus line.

I've got him, where the hell are you? I'm on a 2 Lane blacktop highway marker #71

If we weren't lost in a desert island together, yes, do you think we get along and talk and things?

If you keep this one for yourself, right? Have a smooth ride Mr Bandit.

In his truck do not stick mild now good gets you boy he's going to turn you every way but loose.

Investment hey man, watch it.

Is ahead of schedule come back.

Is ahead of schedule? Come back, I'd say I told you so.

Is Bandit 2 together again? Oh yeah, like Fred and Ginger and Lester. Earl pass, right? But.

Is in your mother's womb here done, is that right?

Is this fun?

Is this fun? I forgot to tell ya I'm running blocker before this case is illegal.

Is your exam? Yeah hope not. Let's see the manifest.

It downloaded the free.

It had never been done before. Hot shit.

It is, well, just send me the mailbox, you lady.

It looks like old friends getting fed. Yeah, tell me about it and it damn.

It never occur to me police are you proceed immediately.

It would be better with the whole bridge.

It would never be boring. I can tell you that it would never be boring.

Jacksonville, Texas. You know, of course, that you're out of your jurisdiction.

Japanese God damn airplane. What do you do?

Jason made by how much is my God damn mania or away from Texas?

Jeff, I'm listening. Do the letters FO mean anything to you?

Job can I ask you a question? Ask me what the?

John, how to do?

Joint meeting food discharge. Tell me about that.

Just give me.

Just gonna do some to the bar so move over little bit good buddy. The car does. No man is coming through.

Just kind of slide my hair slide running.

Just leave me yes operator and this is a collect call from Cletus Snow. No I am not. Thanks knows brother no.

Just lose weight like a legend in and outta work bum look a lot of like Daddy.

Just what the hell you want you to get out of this dumbass. Rodeo and accept a real challenge.

Justice please.

Keep your foot hard on the pedal, son, never mind them brakes

Keep your foot hard on the pedal, son, never mind them brakes

Kenton yet, but if you gonna hang out in these kind of Giants were bad junior dieting.

Kerry hey is she wearing a wedding dress? She was.

Kid for Christ.

Kind of just saying why? Well, because I've got to go in the morning to Conyers. I pick up a woman or shitty.

Kind of language in my presence. Never mind that crap. Hell is this.

Kinda just to mention some names, but there's a truck driving Linden into South Dade. A man called banded permanent energy he ever give.

Lady oh great. I got the evidence. Put the evidence in a car. Did you ever dance in the car?

Last time I happen to have my young son in the car and I don't want to hear that kind of language look.

Last time I saw legs like that they had a message tattoo.

Latest movie Yeah Leave me yes.

Latest this frog.

Lean to the left, lean to the right...

Learn big and little Enis. Burdett make that same bet with every Gear jammer they can.

Legal or not, yes.

Let me have a Diablo sandwich at Doctor Pepper and make it fast. I'm gonna God damn hurry.

Let me put it another way. Think of it as a wedding posse in search of a bride.

Let me see your cash. Big Enis is word is gold.

Let's get going woah hold minute casting question, sure.

Let's get outta here she you know what you want I'm staying right here.

Let's just see what he's got under the hood.

License plate yes Sir. Georgia plates Ban 1B A and dash ONE.

Listen to taps. I'm at mile marker 86. Come on by Banda.

Listen, give me 5 minutes. We're going to put some moves on their mother. I'll meet you at all.

Listening now, here it is. You tick turd I'm gonna give you I didn't come.

Little complications, that's all you always running applications. You know what the complications are we doing time wise you run into some chick we doing good.

Little, that's a big 10 four good buddy.

Look at it, do it.

Look at me, I find it hard to look at you when it very hard, especially when you got those things in your hair. Makes me think you're listening to a radio station in Savannah. You can't go in there.

Look at that beautiful honey hush.

Look, I've gotta go 10100 could have.

Looks like we got a clear shot all the way to the BAMMA state line.

Looks like we've got 28 minutes ahead of schedule.

Make this run for me now these peterbilts here are worth $80,000 it comes to.

Man bandit honey. This is the good witch of the North speaking.

Man is being put blacklist and New Year's likes to you. He's going to go to glory riding. Need teen.

Man out there, put about 8 1/2 only blowing the windows. Now bring it all.

Man, I'm playing honest. I will be 1010 on sat sun.

Manifest, he's going 96 miles an hour. How do we manage? Damn right?

Many, many roadblocks down there, you are a silver tongue devil.

Map Overgaard define. I'm really worried about friends now I've been on everything in account, destruct, barking and screaming. I think he's turned into stock. Bananas come back. What you?

Matter fact.

Mia Farrow's got a question, how come we?

Miller is here again. Go get the answer.

Mission go ahead little shit.

Mississippi will hold it. I just passed another Kodak with Kodak is place.

Money. Just what the hell you want anyway.

Morrow good buddy Little Beaver.

Mostly for the money. Now you were going to get the money to buy a new rig.

Move to yeah.

Mr. Bandit, you have a lyrical way of cutting through the bullshit and you have, you know.

Mrs Cardwell family, and I having westbound on 75.

MSN

Much obliged, wears again. I gotta take this quick. Alright, back there just now.

Much too hard. I'll be in Nashville.

Musical stuff, yeah. Never do anything with Brenda Lee.

My handle's Smokey Bear, and I'm tail grabbin' your ass right now.

My other company search here comes yeah, I got eyes.

My son come on back, hang on just a minute I'll tell ya.

Name Robert crumley. We were together all 8 1/2 days. God, I really thought that was it and.

Names Broderick Crawford. Don't you know you can't drive a piece of shit like that on the highway?

Never done it. No read you gotta stop thinking so negative son course we can.

New car gotta have new car to block for the truck, you know?

Nissan Titan, yeah, it's a football game. Can we watch Daddy? How you?

No busy tips. Is baseball player Close Richard Petty? No waiting Jennings no.

No butter, nobody makes Sheriff Buford T Justice look like opossums. Becca said for that, you're.

No man, I don't care if you're the governor, you're making a big mistake.

No man, you got your ears on son.

No man, you got your ears on you. Lucky Devil you've got him. Where the hell are?

No man.

No one can stop it. How old it right? There they ain't Gon paying almost no man. Advantage outstanding I well.

No problem. Go ahead, boy.

No, I did not.

No, I know in the past I may have done you wrong right right however.

No, I mean, what do you do besides drive fast this?

No, no man. I asked her son what you 20 where are you?

No, yeah for some reason or another who signed a little taller on radio?

No.

No.

Nobody chasin' me, boy.

Nobody walks out on a pretty weddin' I set up

Nobody walks out on a pretty wet and I set up.

Nor was she was dancing back up the I'm not bouncing all over the joint.

Normal.

Not yet hold it. I can't lie to you, chef, you're too good man. Look over your left shoulder.

Now a lady in a wedding gown. Yes Sir, get my car. Yes, see who driving now, Sir?

Now get in the Texarkana and back in 28 hours. That's no problem.

Now, what's your pleasure filled up, my man?

Now, when ya gonna learn?

Nuts don't. No, I don't think you're crazy.

Of course, that you're out of your jurisdiction. I suggest that you let my Department handle this situation.

Off

Off the chicken dropping to peoples backyard knocking down mailboxes.

Office we unzip me sure.

Often there that's a wig and almost blind.

Oh I love your suits. There must be a bitch getting a size 68 extra fat and a 12 dwarf.

Oh I love.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my.

Oh shit.

Oh shut up.

Oh wait a minute, what about governor? You went up to Boston and bring back some clam chowder for me and my daddy.

Oh well, golf to Mattie would you look at that?

Oh yeah, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be held against you in a court of law and.

Oh, come on, it's not God damn it from do it movies.

Oh, I don't believe this.

Oh, I have no idea why, but this wedding to get out of.

Oh, they were good group laugh.

Oh, you can think about it, don't do it.

OK gang dealer, dealer 'cause here it comes.

OK go ahead boy like to kick his ass just want.

OK, go ahead.

OK, where the switch?

On mother, I'll make you at old miss well.

On my highway, I'm telling you, for the last time.

One 220 movie fair enough tail grabbing your ass right now.

One day I came home and found him in the shower...

One minute after got damn we're 10 minutes or intro.

Ooh, it's the Bandit!

Or any Hyde now you boys just stay here and watch the car then.

Or just keep the rubber band stretching real time.

Out of your app.

Outlander Sora I hope you accept my apologies for my profanity.

Over there behind his rig. Who wants to see him? Who's asking? I'm asking 'cause I'm the guy.

Passenger for awhile now. Yeah, I just kind of slide.

Past we copy click on the button.

Patient is not taking appropriate measures. Did you say you are a Sheriff?

Paul, this is Sheriff Buford T Justice Texas, Texas.

Paydirt I just picked up the bandit eastbound on 95. All units converge.

Penthouse

Penthouse call Frederick

Person dude hey what what's going on up there?

Person, I'll catch you on the. On the flip side, darling, I'm too pooped to pop them.

Pick up nuts, don't you?

Play little bridge. How we've been doing, we lose in minutes on we lose in minutes you don't.

Play this talk to my boy.

Please get them. Yeah, how about the money? How about?

Please help well. Hot damn welcome to Mississippi Sheriff.

Porn advisory that black Trans Am is now headed to Alabama.

Pretty out there. Come on, well, thank you son, I appreciate it.

Problem I can see is going to be a major asset.

Professional, in that case, you shouldn't be dressed in what?

Proper permits and that means you dumb cowboy.

Puke all by the way. Bandit yoga.

Put the evidence in it back.

Quotes colorful is close.

Raider Misrach junior

Rated abama. Stateline Eau Claire shot the barrel. Stateline huh? I'm on.

Read it, I don't think Reddit you Mr Fred absolutely don't like Greece.

Real name what's your name Kerry?

Record 19 breaker 19.

Red I hope Menue let bandit talks. In some we gonna be solid possum.

Redneck heaven how to learn all this stuff about how long will this OK?

Remember, oh, are we on the air shut up, yeah.

Remind

Repairs and Lane weird started downgrade win loss to give him down break found he had nowhere.

Ride with the bandit.

Right hand off taskbar breakfast right now.

Right into your convoy there come a head on battle will slip you into the rocking chair. Play a little hide and seek.

Right now.

Right, however, in the future greatness I will never, ever do you wrong again, right, right? Yeah.

Right, right?

Rob, you're going to be alright.

Rock guards

Rose don't belong to before. Yeah, yeah, I know that.

Rubber band stretching. Real time stand. For example. I'm playing it son. I'm bringing up clear.

Say that, well, thank you Mr Bandit.

Search you OK open note.

Sears, Georgia son. Just a friendly bet these two boys they put me up to it now when you're gonna.

Seek the welcome mat is out and you're coming home 10/4.

Select he must be in a hell of a hurry. I share.

Set over Penn St South of town. She insulted my son.

Set up a roadblock. Good idea to hell, you know.

Shackles only. Yeah, well, no man's change.

Share

She was last year and now I'm back.

Sheriff, that's a big 10 four.

Shit like that on the highway. Thank you not to use that kind of language in my prison.

Shit.

Show close the first night, but.

Show full fact. I mean, it was halfway down the aisle and I said to myself, Jesus Christ, what are you doing? His mother doesn't even have any teeth. Then I jump.

Sir, I'm sorry I had no idea. I never occur to me.

Skinny.

Sleep better anyway.

Slide one I gotta wait no.

Smoke much I just started.

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Smokey Smokey.

Smoking the rubber band it son.

Smooth talking thing and how can I help bring it back?

Snowman

Snowman how your vocal cords.

Snowman, and yet their son.

Snowman, and yet their son. I'm up here doing what I'm supposed to be doing. What y'all doing back there? He and his she and come back.

Snowman, you got your ears on you.

So did I by 67812.

So did I.

So did your son bitch you did that on purpose radio great I.

So I had this costume at all lit up.

So long to Annette Case, looks like so far.

So now we gonna be in a heap of trouble. Appraise Roger. That transmission.

So tell me about yourself what you want to know my sign.

So, Kim.

Some bitch I'm right down the bottom of the Hill chef. I'm 6 foot eight and a cowboy outfit.

Some bitch, don't you cuss on this year, radio apologize to all the friendly folks who are listening.

Somebody chasing you, Jason made by.

Something weird, tell me what that one's got home remind.

Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth.

Sorry I don't wanna get married terrific. That makes two of us.

Sounds like a lot of folks scene and they all said he had his head out to win the inner clear there we paired it got.

Speed pursuit don't you hear good I hear perfectly the fact that you.

Speedy car speedier than that.

Spiderman are you out there come back.

Spoke with some how'd you guess?

Start doing you mean these are great little legs. The professional.

State after state 10:10 I'll let you know that's a big 10. Four our copier.

States of America that vehicle happens to be evident valuable Eminem, that's Conan Mania, and that I have been in high Speed Pursuit album for 700 miles.

Station in Savannah. You can't go in there and bother Cletus, hey, this is my home please.

Still getting very pretty good only star, just simple things.

Still mad you copy that? Yeah, I got a great big phone that's for sure that.

Stretch your legs crossed.

Stupid oh man.

Switch down the next channel, right, yeah?

Switch on coming over. You just slide right off.

Take care of those bears for you. You know little personalized service.

Take cops out junior cops off you move clip.

Take your hat off if you want to.

Talk to my guitar.

Talking to happen if we do party justice, I just English office off over 30 years seniority.

Teddy bears, but I understand.

Tell me what that woman's got on... her mind!

Tell your not here yakking out there and who wants to know.

Temple had passed, we copy.

Testicles sonofabitch any guy that would paint his truck like this would go to Administer's funeral. Preston feathers.

Texas is bootleg, and this here is George's son.

Thank you, Mr Bandit.

Thank you, nice lady.

That bandit 1 breaker. That bandit one. Yes no man come on back then.

That comes to about three grand an hour if you make it in 28 hours.