Penguins of Madagascar (2014) Soundboard Edit

A moment of extraordinary beauty.

Adventure and glory like no penguins have ever seen before.

Affirmative!

After them!

All one would have to do is collect 300 feet of kelp...

All right

All right, Classified...

All right, Dave, just what have you done with...

Always feeling the hot breath of Johnny Law on our necks?

An octopus?

And all you adorable penguins are next!

And feast off Dave's sweet remains.

And for you, Private

And frequent donor to NPR pledge drives.

And I was so happy to see you again.

And our world got a little bit cuter.

And Rico

And somebody get that wig off Private!

And we hope you come home real soon.

And we're gonna take your deadly green goop and sashay right out the exit hatch.

And what comes next, Dave?

And work up a smashing new plan...

And you certainly know a good plan.

Assuming you agree, and perhaps even...

At zoo after aquarium.

Atta boy!

Because we are the North Wind...

Behind you! Beside you! Six o'clock! Twelve o'clock!

Bill me!

Bingo!

Blah di blah blah blah.

Booyah!

Breaking news! The missing penguins have been found!

But no time to kiss the Blarney Stone, boys.

But now we seem to be outside the plane

But you know me by a different, much older name.

But...

Charlize, they're on the ray!

Come on, back in your tank.

Come on, then, you wanna go? You want some argy bargy?

Corporal!

Corporal! Chart a course back to North Wind headquarters.

Count me in

Daryl, Daryl, Daryl, you can't blame us for what happened to you.

Dave hasn't been there yet, Skipper.

Dave!

Dave's snow globe collection!

Don't worry!

Duck!

Enough!

Everyone made that clear to me every day of my entire life.

Focus!

Four adorable baby penguins.

From the odd shape of this bagel, I'd say we're headed for Paris

Full speed ahead, gentlemen.

Gentlemen, there is only one way to resolve this.

Give me that

Go ahead, Dan. Continue.

Going long!

Good, it's only 11:30

Good!

Guys!

Have I got something..

He destroyed that chair for the sheer fun of it

He hacked into our system

He's sort of our, you know..

Helping...

His...

Horrible mutant penguins, unleashed on the streets of New York City!

How about now?

How come there's beeping?

I don't think I like your attitude, vending machine.

I kind of got caught up in the moment!

I know!

I mean, intertwined.

I see you, Private.

I still can't read.

I think...

I'll take that action.

I'm the monster.

I'm the secret weapon!

I've got a plan, but I need your help

I've never been married!

If that ain't a family, I don't know what is.

In three... two... one..

Is it the red, or..

Is Private.

Is that Dr. Brine's laboratory in Venice is secretly developing a doomsday weapon..

It's all the little guy's got!

It's okay, Kowalski. Just don't ever doubt me again

It's the cutest thing I've ever seen!

It's the most delicious thing on the boat.

Joyous, frolicking, waddling, cute and cuddly life.

Kowalski, analysis?

Kowalski! Eva is worried about you!

Kowalski! You've got to get a grip!

Left!

Let me cut you a piece of the salmon.

Let's dance!

Let's do this!

Let's move!

Look! A button.

Look! They let one of the mermaids out of the tank!

Looks like we're back in business, boys.

Move, move, move!

My name is classified, because I am the leader of this strike team

Never trust a Dutchman in a tulip fight

New York City.

No, no, no! No, no, no! Private!

No, wait, Private! No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! No, no, no!

No...

Nope. Hold on.

Not just any vending machine, Private.

Now we're talking! Let's get to work.

Now, who's ready to move on to live penguin testing?

Oh, dear

Oh, God!

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, Well!

Oh! That's why you look back at the explosion

Open this right now!

Osaka!

Peanuts! Peanuts! Peanuts!

Penguins!

Penguins! Penguins! Penguins!

Physically.

Please enter passcode

Poor Private.

Private has been kidnapped by Dave...

Private, do that little thing I like

Private, quit lollygagging. And regular gagging.

Private, what's our rule about interrupting analogies?

Private? Private!

Put it on the screen

Really?

Remain calm, penguins.

Rico, batteries!

Rico, give me a West Helsinki fire sale!

Rico, the paperclip! Bust us out of here!

Rio de Janeiro!

See, Rico? That's why you can't have nice things

See? He's working on a whole other level.

See? I told you.

Ship them to one of our safe houses

Short Fuse, Corporal, hitch us a ride!

Sir, how long do we stand here like this?

Sir, the jet is ready

Sir, those penguins...

Skipper, Kowalski, hold off those octopi!

Skipper, look! Above Private!

Skipper!

So..

Sorry, sir. 218 yards.

Sorry, sir. No clue.

Sorry!

Splendid!

Stay on target!

Stroke! Stroke! Stroke again! Stroke some more!

Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

Target is stunned. Rico, bring the Splash.

Thank you!

That a boy, Rico!

That it should have been you.

That's an order, Rico!

That's the Private we know and love

The Central Park Zoo. Life was good

The feeling that, I don't know...

The humans know me as Doctor Octavius Brine...

The moment's gone. Private ruined it.

The only thing that has kept me going all these years..

The ray! It works!

The remote!

Then I deny your denial

Then I would suggest a mid air transfer

Then move faster!

Then, puppies! Bunnies! Pandas!

There he is. D 3

There's a huge explosion, and I just keep walking.

There's only way to find out.

They are even cute when they're asleep

They're mostly pupil. Very little white! Almost none!

They're stealing my stuff!

This is difficult for me to say..

Time to get creative. Start grabbing boxes, boys!

Time to take down Dave.

Tiny and helpless, the baby penguins are frozen with fear.

Try pretzels, Private.

Tumbling onto their chubby bum bums.

Turns out the elite unit will be coming to us.

Uh oh, missed one!

Venetian blinded again!

Wait, what is it, Rico?

Wait!

Watch this, penguins!

Way to go, Private!

We better crank this up.

We don't even know who the heck you are!

We don't need these guys.

We love you, Private!

We take our orders from Agent Classified now.

We're just very sensibly regrouping.

We're out of peanuts, Skipper!

We've got baddies, six o'clock!

We've lost Engine One!

Welcome home, Private!

What a wonderful day in the park!

What if they look really far to the left?

What the..

What?

Whatever Dave's paying you, I'll double it.

Who could take these frisky little snow clowns...

Who says penguins can't fly?

Why are you smacking my hand? Hey, look over there!

Why not?

Why would he moo?

Will make it all worthwhile.

Wow!

Yeah, all right!

Yeah!

Yepper doo!

Yes, we've got you.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! In your face, Dave!

You blew him up!

You gotta get out of there!

You guys are so cute!

You heard Private! Deploy!

You just mermaid my day!

You low down...

You messed with the wrong birds.

You seriously don't remember me?

You turn us into freaks, and then what?

You? You didn't steal that!

You're hideously disfigured..

892... 893...

Cute. And cuddly

Dave. Dave!

Help! No!

Me, too. Me, too!

Sorry. Not a clue.

the royal flush... Skipper?

...force. Dedicated to he..

...mission accomplished.