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And remember fair maiden should you need us yes should you need us for any reason at all
But should you need us yes should you need us
Friend I like that I ain't never been no one's friend before
Is that all it does is smell oh believe me that's enough
It's not fair! no it isn't but that's the way it is
No i'm not hoggle ain't no one's friend he looks after himself like everyone hoggle is hoggle's friend
Now don't try to embarrass me i've got no pride
Oh all right but don't expect a big reaction
Ooh plastic!
Plastic ooh!
Watch it you step in this stuff and you'll stink forever
You'll smell bad for the rest of your life it'll never wash off