Labyrinth (1986) Soundboard Edit

A ladder

A ladder. Follow me.

A what

Abandon ship

Ah

Ah ah well yes now

Ah here we are then

Ah nuts

Ah sarah you're home we were worried about you

Ah this is what we need

Ah what have we here

Ah yes up you go up up

Ah, this is what we need.

Ah! don't pay any attention to them they're just false alarms you get a lot of them in the labyrinth especially when you're on the right track

Ah! now that's more like it

Ain't got no clothes to worry about

Ain't got no real estate or jewelry or gold mines to hang me up

Ain't got no suitcase

All right answer yes or no

All right charge!

All right come on merlin come on

All right okay okay! all right all right!

All right then I can conquer this mountain

All right then throw down your weapons and i'll see that you're well treated

All together now

Ambrosious, can we please talk about this?

Ambrosious, if you don't turn around this second...

Ambrosious, stand still

Ambrosious, will you come here?

Ambrosius be quiet now

Ambrosius it's all right ambrosius

Ambrosius turn around ambrosius turn about

Ambrosius unlock this door

Ambrosius will you come here ambrosius come here right now!

Ambrosius you coward

Ambrosius!

And damn me too

And don't say I didn't warn you

And here's dear old flopsy you'll want her right there you go

And I commend you rarely have I seen such courage you are a valiant man

And I should warn you that one of us always tells the truth and one of us always lies

And if she ever kisses you i'll turn you into a prince

And it so happens that I know a shortcut out of the whole labyrinth from here

And left my baby blue

And left my baby blue

And look at this! you got a printing game you have

And my kingdom as great

And my sense of smell is keen

And now you don't

And remember fair maiden should you need us yes should you need us for any reason at all

And see if there's anything else..

And so the girl suffered in silence until one night when she was tired from a day of housework and she was hurt by the harsh words of her stepmother and she could no longer stand it

And the baby was a spoiled child and he wanted everything for himself and the young girl was practically a slave

And the other one leads to ba ba ba bum certain death

And what can I do for you

And what can I do for you?

And who is this

And you sarah

And you wouldn't be so brave if you'd ever smelled the bog of eternal stench

Are you all right

Are you all right ludo

Are you my friend or not

Are you okay?

As the pain sweeps through

As the pain sweeps through makes no sense for you

As the pain sweeps through makes no sense for you (2)

Ay will you listen to this crap

Bad hep with the fire gang

Bad hep with the fire gang (2)

Bad luck

Bah!

Bang heads!

Be careful ludo

Be careful okay through here

Be careful, Ludo.

Be quiet!

Because you are

Before this day never have I met my match in battle

Better to stay in here dear yes

Beware beware

Beware for

Beware. Beware

Blah

Bombs away!

Broom closet

But don't go that way

But down in the underground

But I could be telling the truth

But I didn't mean it

But I have to have my brother back

But I live by my sense of smell

But I'll be there for you

But i'll be there for you as the world falls down

But i'll be there for you as the world falls down (2)

But i'm not a coward

But it gets a lot worse from here on in

But it's pouring

But no not after my warnings that would be stupid oh you bet it would!

But of course for thee anything

But should you need us yes should you need us

But the girl knew that the king of the goblins would keep the baby in his castle forever and ever and ever and turn it into a goblin

But the worst thing is if you so much as put a foot in the bog of stench

But them's my jewels! you give them back! give them back give those back give those back to me!

But then he would be lying

But then you wouldn't be

But there aren't any turns or any openings or anything it just goes on and on

But there isn't an opening

But they do

But this is not a gift for an ordinary girl who takes care of a screaming baby

But what no one knew was that the king of the goblins had fallen in love with the girl and he had given her certain powers

But you just said ludo is your brother

Can we please talk about this

Cannon fire!

Canst thou summon up the very rocks

Careful ludo

Charge!

Charlie bear right there's charlie bear for you

Charlie Bear. Right. There's Charlie Bear for you.

Chilly down with the fire gang

Chilly down with the fire gang (2)

Chilly down with the fire gang (3)

Come back little lady play the game

Come come come hogbrain

Come here at once

Come in here...

Come inside and have a nice cup of tea

Come inside meet the missus

Come let us be brothers henceforth and fight for the right as one!

Come on ambrosius just close your eyes and go

Come on come on we haven't got all day

Come on come on!

Come on good boy come on

Come on I want to knock uh uh

Come on let us get across

Come on ludo

Come on ludo (2)

Come on move move!

Come on! come on!

Come on! faster!

Coming!

Company halt

Cor! if she had kept on going down that way she'd have gone straight to that castle

Cozy isn't it

Crying hard as babe could cry

Daddy, Daddy, get me out of here

Damn

Damn I can never remember that line

Damn oh I can never remember that line

Damn.

Dance magic dance dance magic dance

Did not am not

Did she say it

Did you say hello

Didymus! where's didymus

Do what you mean rescue you

Do you

Do you hear something

Do you know where the door to the labyrinth is

Do you still want to look for him

Do you want it

Doesn't want his ring back in his mouth eh can't say I blame him

Don't defy me

Don't go on go back while you still can

Don't got no problems

Don't kiss me! don't kiss me! no no no!

Don't matter

Don't pretend to be so hard

Don't talk nonsense it's all here everything in the world you've ever cared about is all right here

Don't talk with your mouth full

Don't worry I think we've got them surrounded

Don't you dare! them's mine

Don't you want me to help you down

Don't you want to look like us

Down this way

Down's up

Drop the ax!

Enough!

Every thrill is gone wasn't too much fun at all

Every thrill is gone wasn't too much fun at all (2)

Everything i've done i've done for you

Everything! everything that you wanted I have done

Everything's dancing

Ew ugh

Excuse me

Excuse me but I have to get through this labyrinth can you help me

Excuse me please but can you help me

Excuse us thank you

Fair maiden thank goodness thou art safe at last

Falling down

Falling in love

Fear not fair maiden I will save thee somehow

Fifty eight

Fifty nine

Fifty seven! heh heh

Finished

Fire!

Fire!

Fire! (2)

Follow me

For my will is as strong as yours and my

For my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom is as great

For my will is as strong as yours my kingdom as great

For the path you will take will lead to certain destruction

Fore!

Forever.

Forget about the baby

Forward

Forward steady steady boy

Forward. Steady, boy.

Friend

Friend I like that I ain't never been no one's friend before

Game's almost over

Generous what have you done that's generous

Get out of my house!

Get out of my house!

Get out of there

Get out of there hoggle!

Get out!

Get through the labyrinth get through the labyrinth

Give her this

Give me back this! go on get off me

Give me back this! Go on, get off me.

Give me the child

Give me the child (2)

Give me what

Give me what?

Go on go on then

Go on into the garage

Goblin king goblin king wherever you may be take this child of mine far away from me!

Good boy come on

Good boy. Come on.

Good come on

Good grief!

Good grief!

Goodbye sarah

Goodbye!

Grab it!

Gracias senorita

Guards!

Ha ha ha! what did you expect fairies to do

Ha ha of course there is

Ha ha! well laugh

Ha! join the club

Have no fear sweet lady this bridge has lasted for a thousand years

He always lies

He's a lively little chap I think i'll call him jareth

He's got my eyes

He's the liar

He's there in my castle

Hello hedgewart

Help!

Help!

Help! stop it! help!

Helping in what sense

Helping? In what sense?

Here

Here (2)

Here are your things hoggle

Here let me help you are you okay

Here we go

Here we go

Here you are i'd like lancelot to belong to you now

Here you are.

Here.

Here's your panda slippers you know how much you like your panda slippers you never wanted them thrown away there they are that's right that's right

Hey hang on

Hey hey! her head don't come off

Hey I just fired you

Hey i'm a wild child

Hey lady that's his head

Hey lady where you going with a head like that

Hey lady you want to take your head off don't you

Hey lady!

Hey lady! (2)

Hey lady! it's against the rules to throw other people's heads you're only allowed to throw your own head

Hey listen up

Hey man I know what we can do take off her head!

Hey no problem

Hey that's my head!

Hey what goes on

Hey where did they come from

Hey!

Hey! whoa!

Hi ho silver!

Hi yah!

Higgle hoggle

Hm ooh

Hm what

Hoggle

Hoggle (2)

Hoggle (3)

Hoggle (4)

Hoggle (5)

Hoggle and ludo friends

Hoggle are you all right

Hoggle can it be that you're helping this girl

Hoggle help!

Hoggle what have you done

Hoggle, you coward!

Hoggle!

Hogwart

Hold on

Hold on (2)

Hold!

How are you enjoying my labyrinth

How can I believe anything you say

How can I trust you when I know you were taking me back to the beginning of the labyrinth

How could you

How do I get into the labyrinth

How do you drive this thing

How do you know he could be telling the truth

How you turned my world you precious thing

How's ludo gonna get in

How's that for brainpower huh

Huh

Huh huh and where were you going hm

Huh huh what's the matter my dear don't you like your toys

Huh no I ain't

Hungry

I ain't lost my head

I ain't lost my head.

I ain't never been no one's friend before.

I am

I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me

I ask for so little

I ask you to babysit only if it won't interfere with your plans

I assume you'd tell me if you had a date i'd like it if you had a date you should have dates at your age

I better find them but first i'm off to take the little lady back to the beginning of the labyrinth just like we planned

I can bear it no longer!

I can't

I can't (2)

I can't do anything right can i

I can't don't you understand that I can't

I can't live within you

I can't see!

I cannot let you pass

I could never do it before I think i'm getting smarter this is a piece of cake

I do not I tell the truth

I don't care what you think of me I told you I was a coward and I ain't interested in being friends

I don't know

I don't know i've never understood it

I don't know why but every now and again in my life for no reason at all I need you all of you

I don't promise nothing but i'll take you as far as I can then you're on your own right

I don't remember

I don't see why we have to be so quiet

I don't want that thing back in my mouth

I forgive you hoggle

I fought my way here to the castle...

I hate you I hate you!

I have been generous up until now and I can be cruel

I have been generous up until now, and I can be cruel

I have reordered time I have turned the world upside down and I have done it all for you

I have sworn with my lifeblood no one shall pass this way without my permission

I have taken an oath and I must defend it to the death

I have taken an oath, and I must defend it to the death.

I have to get to the castle at the center of the labyrinth do you know the way

I have to save toby!

I hit something yes no

I just come to get me property back

I just come to get me property back.

I just throw in my hand with the chilliest bunch in the land

I knew you were gonna get into trouble as soon as I met you...

I know you came back to help me and I know that you're my friend

I move the stars for no one

I need you hoggle

I said don't go that way never go that way

I said I didn't promise nothing I said i'd take you as far as I could go

I said i'm sorry!

I said it's no good talking to him he's deaf as a post

I said where is it

I said, it's no good talking to him. He's as deaf as a post.

I saw my baby crying hard as babe could cry

I saw my baby trying hard as babe could try

I say does anyone here want to play a game of scrabble

I say, does anyone here want to play a game of Scrabble?

I see for one moment I thought you were running to help her

I shall fight you all to the death!

I smell nothing

I smell trouble

I suppose you noticed there ain't no doors only the hole

I think I'm getting smarter. This is a piece of cake.

I think that's your lot

I think we're gonna make it

I thought they did nice things like granting wishes

I told her I was gonna help her solve the labyrinth a little trickery on my part but actually

I told him I was taking you back to the beginning just to throw him off the scent

I want my brother back please if it's all the same

I warn thee i'm sworn to do my duty!

I was looking

I was searching for something

I wasn't

I wasn't.

I wish I did know what to say to make the goblins take you away.

I wish I wish

I wish I wish (2)

I wish the goblins would come and take you away right now

I wish the goblins would come and take you away right now that's not hard is it huh

I wish the goblins would come and take you away.

I wonder if anyone knows how to get through this labyrinth

I wonder if anyone knows how to get through this labyrinth.

I wonder what your basis for comparison is.

I wouldn't do that if I were you

I, I'm underground

I'd be forced to suspend you headfirst in the Bog of Eternal Stench.

I'll call

I'll leave my love between the stars

I'll paint you mornings of gold

I'll paint you mornings of gold i'll spin you valentine evenings

I'll take you as far as I can, then you're on your own, right?

I'll talk to her

I'm a coward and jareth scares me

I'm certainly not getting anywhere at the moment

I'm coming sarah

I'm hoggle

I'm Hoggle. Who are you?

I'm not asking to be forgiven I ain't ashamed of nothing I did

I'm not talking with my mouth full!

I'm sarah

I'm sorry

I'm surprised at you losing your head over a girl

I'm trying

I've brought you a gift

I've had enough! i'm going to bed

I've just noticed your lovely jewels are missing

I've never smelled anything like it it's like

If only I had something to throw

If that's all the help you're gonna be you can just leave

If you don't turn around this second I will never feed you again

If you help me solve the labyrinth i'll give you this

If you play we'll take off your arms!

If you play, we'll take off your arms!

If you won't take me to the center take me as far as you can and then i'll do it on my own

Imagine a big thing like you being scared

In nine hours and 23 minutes you'll be mine

In the sense that you're leading her towards the castle

Is a writing on the fragging walk walk!

Is that all it does is smell oh believe me that's enough

Is that any way to treat someone who's trying to help you

Is that my stomach or yours

Is that the castle beyond the goblin city

Isn't that generous

It ain't gonna hurt the little lady is it

It doesn't look that far

It doesn't matter what it's like it's a bog of eternal stench

It is so good to get that thing out

It isn't that I don't appreciate what you're trying to do for me but I want my brother back he must be so scared

It keeps changing what am I supposed to do

It seemed solid enough

It was just a dream I dreamed it all but it was so real

It won't hurt! get a saw!

It's a crystal nothing more but if you turn it this way look into it it'll show you your dreams

It's a pencil box got lots of pencils in it too

It's a piece of cake

It's a present

It's all junk

It's further than you think

It's hopeless asking you anything

It's in the rules, and I should warn you..

It's it's

It's no good asking him he's as deaf as a post

It's not fair! no it isn't but that's the way it is

It's only a goblin city

It's safe now nothing to be afraid of

It's so stimulating being your hat

It's very rude to stare!

Jareth made me give you that peach

Jump magic jump jump magic jump

Jump, magic, jump

Just a second.

Just as soon as hoggle gives her my present

Just fear me love me do as I say and I will be your slave

Just forget it

Just hang on i'll get you down just a second

Just let me rule you and you can have everything that you want

Just let me rule you...

Just strut your nasty stuff wiggle in the middle yeah get the town talkin' fire gang

Keep the stuff

Kingdom as great

Knock and the door will open

Lancelot

Lancelot!

Lancelot!

Lancelot?

Lances ready!

Lances ready!

Leave me alone

Leave me alone!

Let go of my staff sir!

Let me think

Let's get out of here

Let's get the rat who calls himself jareth

Let's go quickly we don't have much time

Let's go see if daddy's back okay

Life can be easy

Like the man said don't lose your head

Listen

Listen I don't want to have to hurt you

Listen she's going to say the words

Listen we fed toby and put him to bed

Listen, we fed Toby and put him to bed

Listen. She's going to say the words.

Live without the sunlight

Look out!

Look sarah is this what you're trying to find

Look sarah look what i'm offering you your dreams

Look there's your little toy candy shop

Love without your heartbeat

Ludo

Ludo (2)

Ludo are you hurt ludo

Ludo call the rocks!

Ludo down

Ludo down.

Ludo get brother

Ludo is that your name ludo

Ludo ludo

Ludo ludo ludo ludo where are you ludo

Ludo scared

Ludo!

Ludo! (2)

Ludo! (3)

Ludo?

Makes no sense for you

Makes no sense for you

Maybe

Maybe it doesn't maybe i'm just taking it for granted that it does

Maybe we can find some berries or something

Me

Me help her after your warnings

Me I wouldn't go either way

Me.

Missed!

Mumble mumble mumble you're a wonderful conversational companion

My baby's fun had gone and left my baby blue

My baby's love had gone

My baby's love had gone and left my baby blue

My brother!

My friend

My kingdom as great my kingdom as great

My lady

My lady (2)

My lady look we're almost there

My lady my lady my lady

My lady, we're almost there.

My lady!

My lady.

My lovely jewels

My loyal steed steady

My turn now

Next time surrender

Nice young girl

No

No (2)

No good can't hear you

No I mustn't I mustn't say

No I said 'allo but that's close enough

No i'll tell you what

No i'm doing okay

No i'm not giving up now i've come too far

No i'm not hoggle ain't no one's friend he looks after himself like everyone hoggle is hoggle's friend

No it's all right

No it's right i've figured it out

No love injection

No no I have to face him alone but why because that's the way it's done

No no I was taking her back to the beginning your majesty

No no no of course not

No no the cleaners!

No no!

No not that way! you're going the wrong way! the battle's behind us!

No position

No thank you but I have to solve this labyrinth

No that's the dead end behind you

No there isn't

No you can't ask us you can only ask one of us it's in the rules

No your majesty! not the eternal stench!

No, it's right. I figured it out.

No!

Nobody knew

Nobody knew

Nobody knew what kind of magic spell to use slime and snails or puppy dog tails thunder or lightning

Nobody knew what kind of magic spell to use slime and snails or puppy dogs tails thunder or lightning

Not if you ask the right questions

Not the dog

Nothing

Nothing nothing nothing nothing tra la la

Now don't try to embarrass me i've got no pride

Now hush quietly

Now stop that

Now that's more like it.

Now then what else have we got what's this ooh let's have a look

Now there's the castle

Now wait heh just a second I want to ask you something

Now we got to take your head off

Now we have you!

Now what you've gotta do is get out of here

Now why don't you come in here and see if there's anything else you'd like hm

Now would you go left or right

Now, stop that.

Of course it doesn't!

Of course you are

Oh

Oh (2)

Oh (3)

Oh all right all right knock it off come on

Oh all right but don't expect a big reaction

Oh and uh give you give you

Oh but you're embarrassing me

Oh damn you jareth

Oh dear poor hoghead hoggle

Oh don't sound so smart

Oh get out of my way!

Oh give me your hand come on

Oh go on merlin go into the garage go

Oh here

Oh here's a treasure you'll want that won't you my dear yes go on put it on make yourself up

Oh how do I get through

Oh how sweet

Oh I wish I did know what to say to make the goblins take you away

Oh i'm sorry I was just wondering which door to choose

Oh i'm sorry!

Oh it's hoggle!

Oh it's little horsy you love little horsy don't you dear

Oh it's not fair!

Oh it's you

Oh it's you (2)

Oh merlin

Oh my god

Oh my god (2)

Oh my goodness where did this come from

Oh my gosh

Oh no

Oh no (2)

Oh no I don't believe it it's 7 00!

Oh no it's okay this is ludo he's a friend too

Oh no you're not

Oh no!

Oh no! (2)

Oh now why the concern

Oh oh this

Oh okay

Oh piece of cake

Oh please I can't give it to her

Oh really

Oh she'll never forgive me

Oh shut up

Oh thank you! you're a lifesaver

Oh thanks

Oh that's not it

Oh then i'll ask them

Oh toby stop it!

Oh uh excuse me!

Oh what a lie

Oh who's she

Oh yeah

Oh yes

Oh yes ah oh yes

Oh yes hoggle!

Oh yes so they are

Oh you didn't

Oh you little

Oh you're joking

Oh you're looking around now aren't you

Oh your little bunny rabbit you like your little bunny rabbit don't you yes yes yes there you go

Oh, no, Merlin. I don't believe it

Oh, please, I haven't said it for such a long time.

Oh, this!

Oh, you little

Oh!

Oh! a young girl! woo woo woo

Okay come on

Okay come on guys

Okay I take it back run for your lives!

Okay let's handle this thing logically

Okay now then what else

Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl whose stepmother always made her stay home with the baby

One of them leads to the castle at the center of the labyrinth

One of us always tells the truth...

One thing for sure she'll never get through the labyrinth

One thing for sure she'll never get through the labyrinth

Ooh

Ooh (2)

Ooh and there's betsy boo you remember betsy boo don't you yes yes yes

Ooh plastic!

Ooh this way

Ooh what have we got here

Open and closed

Open up open the door

Open up open up right now!

Or a puppy dog's tail

Ouch ouch ouch

Ow get off my back!

Ow! it bit me!

Plastic ooh!

Please bring him back please

Please can you tell

Please I haven't said it for such a long time

Please I only have a little time left!

Please leave a contribution in the little box

Please leave a contribution in the little box.

Please let me finish

Please sir didymus for my sake hush

Please we have to get across

Please where is he

Poor thing

Practically broke down the door

Prince of the land of stench

Put that baby's spell on me

Put that magic jump on me

Quick in here

Quick this way

Quiet! a goblin babe

Quite often young lady it seems like we're not getting anywhere when in fact we are

Really how do you know that

Really then how about upping the stakes hm

Retreat!

Right ambrosius

Right come on

Right right

Roll them

Run!

Sarah

Sarah (2)

Sarah (3)

Sarah (4)

Sarah (5)

Sarah are you home

Sarah back

Sarah beware

Sarah can I talk to you

Sarah go back to your room play with your toys and your costumes

Sarah sarah friend

Sarah you're an hour late

Say what

Say your right words the goblins said and we'll take the baby to the goblin city and you will be free

Search me we're just the knockers

See there's nothing to be afraid of

Shake your pretty little head

She chose down she chose down

She must be stopped do something!

She must be stopped. Do something!

She said we was what bosom companions friends

She should have given up by now

She should not have gotten as far as the oubliette

She treats me like a wicked stepmother in a fairy story no matter what I say

She'll never give up

She'll soon forget all about you my fine fellow

She'll soon give up when she realizes she has to start all over again

She's going to say it

She's here with the monster and Sir Didymus and the dwarf who works for you.

She's here with the monster sir didymus and the dwarf who worked for you