Gru Soundboard Edit

All right sorry about that where were we you were sitting on the toilet

And once the moon is mine the world will give me whatever I want to get it back!

Are these beds made out of bombs yes but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up but try not to toss and turn cool

Assemble the minions!

Fix it look it has been disintegrated by definition it cannot be fixed

Grab everything! hit the junkyards! take apart the cars! who needs the bank let's go let's go!

GRU IS MAD EPIC

Hey chillax

How do you remove them is there a command some nonstick spray crowbar

I fly to the moon I shrink the moon I grab the moon I sit on the toilet what sorry

I'll just get another loan from the bank they love me!

In terms of money we have no money so how will we get to the moon the answer is clear we won't

It's like my heart is a tooth and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children i'm sorry

Just so you know mom I am about to do something that's very very big very important when you hear about it you're going to be very proud

Just so you know you're never gonna be my dad hmm I think I can live with that

Kyle these are not treats these are guests

Life is full of disappointments for some people

Light bulb

Ma someday i'm going to go to the moon i'm afraid you're too late son nasa isn't sending the monkeys anymore

Next we are going to steal pause for effect the moon!

No no no! no i'm sorry it was a little attempt at humor I know how much you like to laugh inside

Now I know there have been some rumors going around that the bank is no longer funding us well I am here to put those rumors to rest they are true

O CARINHA NEGOU A BOLACHA DO GRU ESTOURADO

Of course of course I have pins and needles that i'm sitting on

Oh no! sorry that book was accidentally destroyed maliciously

Oh there he is he's styling

Pinky promise oh yes my pinky promises

So all I need is money from the bank to build a rocket and then the moon is ours

Sorry you know dogs they go wherever they want to go unless they're dead

The recital I am the greatest criminal mind of the century I don't go to little girls' dance recitals!

Um okay okay you got me the dentist thing is more of a hobby in real life I am a spy

Vector has the girls go!

What kind of dog is that he is a I don't know

Why are you so old

Yes yes! I went to kindergarten I know how the alphabet works!

You have a face como un burro

You're going to suffer the wrath of gru!