From now on i'm going to pay for your tobacco no one's going to pay for it i'm giving it up
I've got the same chance as anybody else you've got more because you want it more
Is this gonna go fast grandpa it should charlie it's got more gas in it than a politician
Let's not wake him he'll find out soon enough yeah let him sleep let him have one last dream
You've gotta burp charlie it's the only way