Gremlins 2: The New Batch Edit

A brochure for the Archery Channel.

A half day off once the building is operational. Thank you, sir.

A head came up, with big ears. There was a thing in the topping.

A lot of buildings wouldn't stand up to this intense use.

A Macy's parade float. Have you thought about merchandising?

A man with a beard and hat... Looked just like Abe Lincoln.

A newsstand and souvenir concession in the atrium.

A spontaneous flood of appreciation for all I've done for the community.

A terrible thing happened to me once on Lincoln's birthday.

A, B, C, D, J, K...

After all this time, I'm still in the same job.

Alert personnel. We have a career opportunity in level seven.

ALEX: Sure that isn't pickling?

All I have is a cross eyed puppet named lgor.

All right, then!

All right. Carry on. Careful, that stuff's slippery.

All they have to do is eat children, there'd be appalling publicity.

All they wanna see is Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

An invention for fools!

And after 12, it comes out. He didn't eat it after midnight.

And all the automatic doors are locked.

And for that, my little friend...

And get some sun this weekend!

And I'm able, mm hm

And in an even more bizarre twist, one of the creatures...

And in our gift store...

And somebody was humming it.

And step around the heart of it

And thanks so much.

And then I go over to the coffin and I...

And they like the dark.

And you sell...

Are longing to stray

Are we so desperate for entertainment that this trash passes for fun?

Are you crazy?

Are you having a run on the banks yet? It's brutal here.

As you probably know, an entire race of strange beings...

As you probably know...

As you're aware, sunlight poses a problem for our ethnic group.

Ask him how he knows about these things.

At least we can keep them from getting wet.

Back order. Back order. All a man wants is some fresh germs.

Bad?! Only one of my channels is still on the air.

Because I'm ready, mm hm

Before microwaves, this used to take forever.

Betty, did you finish shredding my mail?

BETTY: I'm just finishing, Mr. Clamp. Good.

Bill, any progress? Just tell me there's progress.

Bill, huh? That's what we need here, people who produce.

BILL: Gizmo? Gizmo...

Billy said to feed you before midnight. He didn't say what you like.

Billy said to take you home, so I'm just...

Billy, I hope you know what the hell you're doing.

Billy, this is just what I don't need right now.

Billy, this is some crazy city. We tried to get a cab.

Billy, you're so good at your job. Sooner or later, they'll notice.

BILLY: Are there any bright lights here?

BILLY: At least we could afford a decent place to live. Get married.

BILLY: He likes the headband.

BILLY: I always knew I liked to draw.

BILLY: I don't know. I guess they pushed him too far.

BILLY: Marla, the first plan... The deadline's not my fault.

BILLY: Remember Kingston Falls? GUARD: I remember the Kingston Trio.

BILLY: They're eating the genetic stuff.

Billy.

BOY: The Futtermans come to town tomorrow.

Bright light. We'll need some of these.

But if one of them could power a portable radio for a month...

But look at him.

But more importantly, we hope you have enjoyed life.

But now, we can make the same...

But those dancing days are done.

But you don't think that...

But...

Bypass the file server.

Calm down. He should be in custody. He's dangerous.

Can I cut you an antler?

Can I get you coffee or tea?

Can the Gremsters stand up to the Hulkster?

CASHIER: It comes off when they roast them.

Casper, have this tissue analyzed.

Catch it! Don't let it go!

CATHETER: Definite progress, gentlemen.

CATHETER: I know, you think I'm insane.

CATHETER: Lewis. We got something for you to look at.

CATHETER: Years of research, patents, experiments!

Charge!

Check it out one time, won't you?

Clamp Centre is the most advanced "smart building" in America...

Clamp Premiere Regency Trade Centre and Retail Concourse.

CLAMP: Bill! Mr. Clamp, sir, are you okay?

CLAMP: Call that big department store. They got lots offloats.

CLAMP: I thought this would never run. Maybe it will, now.

CLAMP: Take it easy with that thing. Be careful up there!

CLAMP'S VOICE: At Clamp Enterprises we want you to achieve all you can.

CLAMP'S VOICE: I'm Daniel Clamp. No New York visit is complete...

CLAMP'S VOICE: No visit to New York is complete without...

Climate control malfunction, floors 15 and 16.

Coffee mugs that say, "World's Greatest Lover."

Coffee?

Come on, pretty baby

Come with me. I got you. I'll take care of you.

Coming to work every day in a $200,000,000...

COMPUTER: Peltzer. ...Peltzer?

Confucius...

Creature, what is it that you want?

DAFFY: Oh, no, you don't!

Daniel Clamp would like to speak to you.

Darling, it's you! Thank God you're here.

Did you hear that cough? He's an antique.

Did you miss me?

Diplomacy, compassion, standards, manners, tradition.

Do better!

Do I have to come up there?

Do we have a problem communicating? You're gone. Terminated.

Do you know how much the Clamp organization has spent...

Do you know what kind of lawsuits we're looking at?

Dolls with suction cups staring out car windows.

Don't do that. I hate it when you do that.

Don't expose them to bright light because it kills them.

Don't give up now.

Don't mention Lincoln.

Don't mess with Futterman!

Don't patronize me! I saw them.

Don't talk to me like I'm crazy. I'm not crazy!

Don't worry. Soon Mr. Clamp will drop the cloth...

Dracula?

Echo!

Elevator, stop.

Enact the age old drama of self preservation.

End of medical benefits, that's right. Clean out the desk, one hour.

Enough!

Everything you've worked hard to accomplish, we aspire to.

Everything's gonna be fine.

Excuse me? Where'd you hear that?

Fade out.

Fifty years of you hogging the spotlight is enough.

First, one to Frager, in public relations.

First, our video watch.

Food fight! Food fight! Food fight!

Fooling around with animals.

For those with cable TV at home...

FORSTER: No, if you were, we couldn't sue you.

Frankly, kid...

Fred, what we want...

FRED: Incredible as it seems, ladies and gentlemen...

FRED: The creatures seem to be melting into horrible little green and brown...

Fun, but in no sense civilized.

Genetic sun block.

Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

GIRL: Mom, I wanna see the Gremlins!

GIRL: Mr. Futterman must be better if he can travel.

Give me a wave form on temps.

Give me video.

Gizmo, I'm here.

Gizmo, you're so hyper.

Gizmo, zap, zap!

GIZMO: HBO. What did he say?

GIZMO: Light bright! Light bright!

GIZMO: MTV? HBO?

GIZMO: Nick at Nite? KATIE: No.

GIZMO: Showtime! MTV.

Gizmo?

Gizmo.

Gizmo.

Go home now.

Go on about what you'd be doing normally.

Go through it quickly because of the danger in the building.

Go to Barneys and get new clothes. Give this man a credit card.

God, we're late. There's a cab.

Going down!

Going up!

Good boy. Nice boy.

Good morning, Mr. Forster.

Good morning, Mr. Wing. Let's cut right to key issues, okay?

Gosh. I'm feeling so vulnerable with you, Billy.

Great horror movies are in black and white. Mr. Clamp only likes color.

Great.

GREMLIN 1: Buy! Buy! Buy! GREMLIN 2: Sell! Sell! Sell!

GREMLIN 1: Tweet, tweet.

GREMLIN 2: Bunny rabbit.

GREMLIN: Bull's eye! ...home.

GREMLIN: Con Ed.

GREMLIN: Gizmo, ca ca!

GREMLIN: Gizmo, ca ca!

GREMLIN: Gizmo, Gizmo, Gizmo, Gizmo!

GREMLIN: Hair!

GREMLIN: Make a wish!

GREMLIN: Thirty eight.

GUARD: They wreck things!

Have the people in Chinatown give a street festival.

Having monsters drive a snowplow through your house will do that.

He called you Bill. This is very big.

He likes this music?

He wants cable.

He was a little distressed after what happened with those...

He's here! Mr. Clamp, can we have a statement?

He's in the phone system on hold.

He's wired.

Headquarters of Clamp Enterprises...

Hello? Forster, what are you...? Okay, we'll get you out. What floor?

Hello.

Here in Manhattan...

Here we go.

Hey, Bill! Oh, boy!

Hey, guy, how you doing?

Hey, pal, I sure hope you washed those hands.

Hey, Quasimodo, you home?

Hey, that's Clamp! Let's go!

Hey, you! Come here.

Hey...

Hi, I hear your copier's down.

Hi. I'm Leonard Maltin, and this is The Movie Police.

His wife says he is better. He was just rattled.

Hit it!

Hm.

Hold it! Get the hell out of there.

Honey, that's my boss. That's the woman I work with.

Honey, we don't have time for this now.

Honey? Hello? Kate, are you there? Kate?

How about some horn?

How do you know about them?

How was your meeting?

How'd you get up there?

Huh? Must be a brownout.

I am riding the shield from now on...

I asked him out to dinner. It was strictly business.

I can get you diseases. You'd like that, wouldn't you?

I can't believe she told me to put trees on that drawing. It just...

I definitely feel we should join...

I didn't hurt myself. Maybe we can use this stuff for landfill.

I didn't know about that.

I don't even have a gimmick.

I don't know, not long. We'll do what we can. Keep your pants on.

I finally get to use my secret exit.

I got ordnance here that can drop a charging puma at 50 feet.

I gotta go. I got this appointment. I'm in a hurry.

I guess New York does that to people.

I had crayons!

I had designs on him. I didn't get to first base. Okay?

I had the day off from school. Mama let me go to the park.

I hate these little things!

I have to go to systems control.

I heard about your new time slot. They're making a big mistake.

I hope this is okay. It's chicken and mashed potatoes...

I hope you enjoyed today's tour. Don't forget:

I just can't leave on such short notice.

I know I haven't been here before, but that'll change. I'll be more...

I know some people found it fun, but I'd rather have root canal work done.

I know they're pesticide free.

I know, Fred.

I leave you alone for five minutes, and what do I find when I get back?

I like that! We have information they don't have.

I need a complete situational, long term, overview perspective.

I need light in my office. Now!

I quit. Call the union, the National Guard.

I remember the Sip master Mark IV.

I remember... Oh, God. He said, "Hello, little girl."

I said not to put new units in. They don't listen.

I see a future. I see corner offices, embossed letterhead.

I see us swallowing the publicity department.

I show brownouts in five more locations.

I swear, I'll never hurt anything again.

I tell you... A taste of the wrench for you, my friend.

I think I own that.

I think we have the flu on back order.

I use a lot.

I used them to write memos to the other kids. Even then, I knew.

I wanna be a part ofit

I wanna help you be all that you can be. May I?

I wanna talk...

I was 6 or 7.

I was jumpy for a while, that's all. What was that?

I was never crazy. I'm fine.

I went into broadcasting, I thought I was gonna do news...

I'll come back and take you home as soon as possible.

I'll increase my offer substantially.

I'll put you in my purse until we're out of the building.

I'll quit.

I'll send someone to pick you up. So just stay put.

I'll take care of this.

I'm attached to mine. I develop the biggest buildings in New York.

I'm fine. I'm fine.

I'm leavin' today

I'm Marla Bloodstone, the department head here. If there's anything I can...

I'm melting!

I'm melting! Melting! I'm melting!

I'm not able to go out with you tonight. I'm sorry.

I'm not being paranoid. The guy's after my job.

I'm not crazy. They're dangerous.

I'm not sure. Are the peanut butter cups all natural?

I'm ready, I'm willing and I'm able

I'm really excited about it, and I'd hate to see you miss out.

I'm singing in the bathtub!

I'm sorry that didn't work out. Mr. Clamp's offer was generous.

I'm sorry. Please tell Mr. Clamp...

I'm taking charge here, that's what's up.

I'm talking about ruthless.

I'm trapped in adhesive polymer material...

I'm very excited about this recipe. It's so piquant with sherry.

I'm willing and I'm able So you better come and go with me

I've dealt with them. They wreck things.

I've never talked about these feelings before.

If I were you, I'd run the rest of Gremlins 2 right now!

If I'm not gonna star in this cartoon, let's just start the movie.

If only we could make it safe to touch them.

If they eat after midnight, they form cocoons...

If we can fool them into thinking the sun has gone down...

If we get through today alive, you're in big trouble.

If we're very quiet, we can watch a program being videotaped.

If you pull this off, you could save the city.

In Kingston Falls, I'd have been promoted twice at the bank by now.

Is anyone still employed in this charming facility?

Is everybody here?

Is that the brain hormone that creature's drinking?

Is that what happened to the man who took care of you?

Is there any way to turn the clocks ahead in the building three hours?

Is this your concept?

It is more difficult to agree with oneself.

It looks like somebody hasn't read his employee manual. Doesn't it, Mr...

It takes time, Billy.

It was a place for things. You make a place for things. Things come.

It was fine. Where's Gizmo?

It wasn't just me. We all chipped in. Mr. Futterman and Marla.

It'll be an openness thing.

It's a good thing that your Grandpa Fred is here to protect you.

It's a hobby I knew would come in handy.

It's a rat!

It's a total suicide, red alert, deadline emergency.

It's all right, dear. I heard it too.

It's almost finished. I just have a few adjustments...

It's along here.

It's always midnight somewhere.

It's automatic. It opens now and then in case you need something.

It's eating my vegetable medley.

It's flexible. Excuse me.

It's good Mr. Clamp likes you because... Let me see.

It's him! He's here!

It's interesting. I found it downtown on my specimen scout.

It's just one part of Mr. Clamp's worldwide business network...

It's just, the building is being...

It's like something out of the Dark Ages.

It's my fault. I shouldn't have left Gizmo. We gotta find him.

It's not part of the program!

It's okay.

It's so scary, it'll uncross your eyes.

It's some sort of rodent, apparently. And it seems allergic to bright light.

It's stuck. Come on. Back up here. Down there. Come on! Let's go!

It's supposed to be health food.

It's the law of the jungle around here.

Just do it, and do it fast!

Just rabies. I've got rabies. I'm supposed to get the flu this week.

Just rereleased on video is Gremlins, though I can't imagine why.

Just think. Millions of rats in New York, and everyone hates them.

Last night was wonderful. We have to do it again.

Last week, they took out a patent on a new kind of gerbil.

Legs.

Let go of my tie!

Let me in there!

Let us in there. We'll take responsibility.

Let's do some memos.

Let's go, kids. We're home, let's go. This way. Over here.

Let's go, Peltzer.

Let's talk about your relationship to Mr. Clamp. Your access.

Let's...

LEWIS: Oh, my gosh!

LEWIS: Then what are they? MARTIN: A virus?

LEWIS: Watch this, doctor.

LEWIS: Where there's flashlights, there's dark.

Listen, about Billy. Nothing happened.

Listen, I got a big favor to ask of you.

Live...

Lobby!

Long, isn't it?

Loogie!

Look at the kids with the kites. That's warmth. I like warmth.

Look at this building. You know what kind of tenants they have now?

Look at this. I've been working on making tomatoes tougher for shipping.

Look, he's here. You have to get down.

Looks like I caught a terrorist. What's in the bag?

Lose those trees, though. With elm, people think "Dutch," "disease."

MAN 1: What's that noise? MARTIN: I think they're laughing.

MAN: Fire! Fire!

MAN: Jimmy, come back here, Jimmy.

MAN: Lewis, it's like I've always said:

MAN: Sorry, Fred.

MAN: We'll do an edit. Pick it up there.

MAN'S VOICE: Because of the end of civilization, CCN now leaves the air.

MAN'S VOICE: Centre is experiencing illumination system difficulties.

MAN'S VOICE: Fire: Untamed element, giver of warmth, destroyer of forests.

MAN'S VOICE: I am calm and centered. I enjoy giving milk.

MAN'S VOICE: Mister, welcome to the men's room.

MAN'S VOICE: Please state your desired floor.

MAN'S VOICE: The elevator doors have opened. Watch your step.

MAN'S VOICE: The Entry matic doors are being upgraded to serve you better.

MAN'S VOICE: Tonight, on the Clamp Cable Classic Movie Channel...

MAN'S VOICE: Welcome to the Clamp Entry matic...

MAN'S VOICE: Will the owner of the car with license number 1 AG401...

Many of you have written, asking how to zing up party appetizers.

MARGE: Stay here and die!

Marla, this is Kate.

MARLA: Billy. Yeah...

MARLA: So did you always know you wanted to be an artist?

Marla?

Maybe everybody here wants to do a little touch.

Maybe it wasn't a place for people anyway.

Maybe tonight would be the best.

Microwave!

Might I have a word with you? My friend, you have potential.

Mistake? Kid, it's a disaster.

Most people are out anyway.

Move it! Come on, move!

Mr. And Mrs. Futterman! Weren't you coming tomorrow?

Mr. Hulk, we have Gremlins in the projection booth.

Mr. Wing?

Mr. Wing's death removes the last obstacle...

Murray, remember what Dr. Kaplan said. We're going to be nice and calm.

Murray!

Murray?

My goodness, I have to go right away. Hello.

My light went out.

My new head of public relations here will handle all questions.

New York, New York

New York, New York, yes, sir

No cops, no media. We'll handle this ourselves.

No special effects.

No sweat. We'll book into a hotel.

No, "we" gotta get the cops and put you in a rubber room.

No, sir. I'm afraid it's not.

No, thank you.

No, thanks. Really, I'm fine.

No, this way. This way.

No, to build for my next project in Jersey! This is terrific!

No! Can you work a TV camera?

No...

Nobody, sir. It just seemed like news, so...

None of us has been in New York before.

Not so fast, my boy.

Nothing works around here.

Now then. Camera! Music! Sound!

Now we're in the nerve center of Clamp Cable Network.

Now, let's just move down...

Now, listen. I have to go.

Now, was that civilized? Clearly not.

Nudie, nudie, nudie!

Of course you did!

OFFICER: Let's go! Come on!

Oh ho. Very funny.

Oh, Giz, I'm so sorry. Are you okay? How's your hand?

Oh, God!

Oh, good! Come with me.

Oh, hey, I know. I was up in that laboratory. You know, on 51.

Oh, hi.

Oh, uh, da da, da da da da.

Oh, well. The show must go on.

Oh, what a world, what a world!

Oh, why can't you commit?

Okay, are we ready to drop this thing?

Okay, far enough.

Okay, Gizmo.

Okay, here we go.

Okay, hold on.

Okay, it wasn't completely business, I'll be honest.

Okay, mac, let's take it from the top.

Okay, that's a good boy. Bye bye.

Okay, that's a Kona praline with kiwis and peanut butter cups?

Okay, wait. What if one of them eats something at 11:00...

Okay, you guys, listen up. People paid good money to see this movie.

Okay.

Once we are allowed in...

Only on that cockamamie video they got all over.

Patently ridiculous!

People think I'm creepy.

People want now, the traditional community thing.

People who watch TV at 3:30 a.m. Don't fear the Wolfman.

Perhaps not.

Pick up Mr. Clamp's best selling book, I Took Manhattan...

Please be careful in stepping in and out and have a powerful day.

Please take personal belongings with you.

Please try not to notice.

Please use the manual doors for your entering and exiting needs.

Please, let us know when you've made a decision.

Please, please!

Please...

Police are not permitting any news media inside.

Possible aphid infestation.

PRODUCER: Three, two, one. Cue Leonard.

Punch it up on the stack.

Put Gizmo in a box so he doesn't get wet.

Quiet little towns, back to the earth.

RAMBO: To survive a war, you gotta become war.

Rambo.

Ready?

Really? Wow...

REPORTER: What are you saying? CLAMP: What I always say.

Right this way.

Right, right. I'm making you an anchor. Six o'clock, weeknights.

Right! The front doors are the only way out of the building.

Right.

Right. Avuncular!

Right. Okay. But I don't think I should try it without an expert.

Roll them!

Run for your lives! Monster!

Save the city? "Developer Saves City." I like that!

Say cheese!

Second floor, lingerie.

Security.

See, this is your problem right here. You only see your little part of it.

She made me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. That's all I ever ate.

SHEILA: Get off!

SHEILA: It's just a flesh wound, Murray!

SHEILA: Oh, Murray, the cathedral of Saint Eva Marie.

Shh. Be quiet.

Sir, I can't believe this. This is worse than the first one.

Sir, what happened?

SMART GREMLIN: I'd say it's a full scale panic.

So do me a favor. Get down there and don't say anything.

So let's just plunge into our hors d'oeuvres, shall we?

So let's ladle up some of our chowder noodle...

So that's all, folks!

So you bailed us out.

So, what are you doing here? What were those guys doing to you?

Some people use a dash.

Some things man isn't meant to splice.

Someone sat on it. I'm sure it'll taste okay.

Something weird is going on in Studio D.

Sorry I brought the wrong one home.

Sorry, 60 years of hogging the end title is enough!

Sorry, folks. It won't happen again.

Sound alarm.

Still lurking about? Don't you people have homes?

Still, they'd be good in flashlights, wouldn't they?

Stop the music!

Stuff.

Stupid name. But it wasn't my idea.

Sunlight kills them.

Sunlight?

Sure, pal. Why don't you calm down? Just take it easy.

Sure.

Sure. You're going into a cocoon, you wanna eat first.

Sure. You're young.

Surprise!

Take care not to step on any of the people...

Television again.

Thank you.

Thanks.

That could be in my next book. I should be taking notes.

That fellow over there is a common bat of the order of Chiroptera.

That guy's strange.

That was a fabulous drinking fountain. You could squirt it six months...

That'll be useful where you'll be going.

That's a false alarm. We've just got some problems.

That's an unauthorized break period, friend. You don't work here anymore.

That's better.

That's how it is these days. All politics.

That's how you take somebody out. Wait a minute.

That's okay. Everybody just relax.

That's really something.

That's right.

That's right. That's a good point. The sacrifice.

That's the best part. We've already had calls from two airline chefs.

That's the story of the Clamp Premiere Regency Centre...

That's tonight's movie. And, boy, is it scary.

That's very charming.

That's what these things need, a taste of...

That's what we reach toward.

That's...

The ashtray that reads, "Rest Your Butt Here." You'd like that, right?

The Attack of the Octopus People.

The building is completely screwed up today.

The building is on fire. Leave the building.

The courtyard looks cold. It'd be better with trees.

The department review's in three weeks.

The elevator doors have opened. Please leave.

The Geneva Convention, Susan Sontag.

The guys in my old outfit changed the reunion date.

The hell with it.

The horror. The horror. The breakage!

The important thing is to keep this out of the media.

The main question people have is:

The niceties. The fine points.

The only mammals, I might add, capable of true flight.

The pest infestation monitor is reading critical.

The thing is, you can't stay tonight. I'd love it if you could.

The third one is, don't let them eat after midnight.

Then I say, "Renfield, you want more flies?"

There are creatures in it. They start out small and furry.

There are human beings in the building.

There are more of them. We gotta shut the building down.

There are some fascinating ramifications for the future.

There it is. The Apple. The city so nice they named it twice.

There won't be, if they don't eat after midnight.

There you go.

There. That's where the water comes into the building.

There's a call on hold in Mr. Clamp's office. Can you transfer it here?

There's a chic new Canadian restaurant. They clean the fish at your table.

There's a fire hose. Aim it into the lobby.

There's a genetic research laboratory upstairs.

There's a good creature. Now, let's talk this over.

There's nothing we can't do. Why?

There's something there. Lose the headband, though.

There's street crime, but we can watch that for free.

There's supposed to be a moan here from the coffin.

These guys aren't bad.

These things can only come out when it's dark.

These vagabond shoes

They changed the specs and the deadline...

They eat, then cocoon.

They fought back, that's what happened.

They get in the rain, the city will go under. Armageddon! WWlll!

They get you to say something...

They keep them in a warehouse in New Jersey.

They listen to that guy they pay $375 to go to the bathroom.

They make me miserable, so I make you miserable. It's a disaster.

They probably made their cocoons by now.

They tried it again, but we were ready.

They won't, I promise. Just obey the rules.

They're near the doors.

They're throwing metal utensils into the microwave! You can't do that!

They've broken them all. But I do have some small assault weapons.

Things are really bad out there.

Things.

Thirty eight! Thirty eight...

Thirty eight.

This building will be modern...

This is a Canadian dessert, chocolate mousse.

This is a career opportunity advancement window. For both of us.

This is a complete failure...

This is good. They're furry, then they have cocoons.

This is new.

This is not Gizmo.

This is Old World. Think sweaters. Think avuncular.

This is the most interesting bioelectrical work I've done.

This is what people want, not talking elevators.

This quaint shop, which once housed rare Oriental objects...

This thing, that's dangerous. This guy's from the art department.

This week we have our special Salute to Luncheon Meats.

Those things took over the projector.

Thus this formula, designed for those of the nocturnal persuasion...

Till tomorrow 'bout 3

To rock 'n' roll all night

To rock 'n' roll all night

To survive a war, you gotta become war.

Try to be a little more careful around here, okay?

Turn off the hose!

Turn on the lights in my office.

Uh huh.

Uh oh.

Uh, yeah. Yeah. Sure, I'm ready.

Um...

Utter chaos.

Very nice, Frances.

Very, very hard.

VOICE: The elevator doors have opened.

VOICE: TV!

Wait. Are the peanut butter cups all natural?

Wait. It's...

Wait. Wait! What is it? Wait!

WAITER: Sir?

WAITER: You okay? You want another Molson, eh?

Washington didn't. Lincoln...

Watch this, doctor.

Watch this, watch this:

Way up there? It'll take a while. The elevators are out.

We become a rather unappetizing photochemical leftover.

We can wait.

We could have had three shrinks and a plastic surgeon. Here.

We could have those dragons. Those big dragons with the guys inside.

We don't have money to replace things.

We don't tan or burn.

We drop this thing, the sunlight'll pour through here and fry them!

We had to stop work altogether.

We have to evacuate the building and close it down.

We have to learn how to get tickets for shows.

We have to take him with us.

We hope you have enjoyed our programming.

We just show these movies, we don't make them.

We may see Woody. They say he eats there incessantly.

We may stumble on the way, but civilization, yes.

We set the clocks ahead. When they think it's sunset...

We wanna be civilized. Take a look at this fellow here.

We want the essentials. Dinettes, bedroom groups...

We?

We? We!

We'll call you tomorrow and have dinner.

We'll take them by this door. Come on!

We'll... We'll get the next one.

We're finally getting to know each other. You can't do that in an office.

We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll Till the broad daylight

We're not supposed to talk about it.

We're ready, doctor.

We're telling clients to invest in canned food and shotguns.

We've got a low corrosivity reading.

Well, he was almost killed.

Well, I can't say what it looks like, on television, but it looks terrible.

Well, I could help you, or I could just leave you here.

Well, I'd call these some goddamn major bugs, wouldn't you? Huh?

Well, I'm ready, I'm willing and I'm able

Well, sir, you kept the city safe.

What a hunk!

What can he do? Can he fix an elevator?

What does a menswear makeover cost today? Join us as we investigate...

What does it cost the company for me...

What happened to him?

What happened to you?

What happened?

What if someone got in with a briefcase full of atomic secrets?

What if they start running around New York?

What if they're in an airplane and they cross a time zone?

What is that?

What is that? That could be rats, right?

What is with that drawer, Billy?

What kind of stuff do they do in there anyway?

What on earth is going on?

What scares them is getting sober and finding work.

What's fun about a movie full of ugly, mean spirited monsters...

What's going on?

What's that thing for?

What's that?

What's with that drawer?

Whatever they are, they've gotta respect the chain of command.

When art and business join forces, anything can happen.

When I was a kid, I drew comics. I had this box of crayons...

When it gets dark, they'll try to leave the building...

When they go out to a theater, they want cold sodas, hot popcorn...

When you introduce genetic material to our life form...

Where he'll be going?

Where they don't roast, they have 70 percent less death.

Who told you to go on my network?

Whoa! Wait a minute! I was just kidding! Ow! A 10, it's a 10!

Why, Daniel!

With Clamp's annual salary, if he goes to the bathroom for 30 seconds...

WOMAN 1: How can you work with this and not read studies?

WOMAN 1: It's not the same. They put other things in.

WOMAN 1: Roasting is the worst.

WOMAN 2: I want damages!

WOMAN 2: That's not what she said.

WOMAN: Mr. Forster, I have a potential violator, sir.

WOMAN: Phoebe, come on, hurry!

WOMAN'S VOICE: All of our operators are busy.

WOMAN'S VOICE: Please take a moment to locate the nearest exit.

Won't they see the sun's still out?

Work a camera? I am a camera!

Wow. That bad, huh?

Yeah, and you'd hate it.

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah, I think so. I hate using these machines myself.

Yeah. He's up in my desk drawer.

Yeah. Me too.

Yes, but what sort of civilization are you speaking of?