Steve Oedekerk Soundboard Edit

Aha! face to foot style how'd you like it

And beware his song about big butts he beats you up while he plays it!

And here I was starting to think you were just a sadistic psycho bitch

And then he killed the dog

Be not concerned of her shyness for it will pass

First a joke what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord my ass nyah ha ha! ha ha!

He should have listened to that one boobed chick

He was my father my entire life we were friends I loved him and now he's dead except for his hair and nails dead

Hmm i'll kill him i'll kill him dead hmm like with with a rock or something like a like a stone

Hmm knock knock who's there your butt that's about to be kicked

Hmm okay he spends his time at the top of a waterfall swinging a chain around

Hmm yes a tiny net is a death sentence it's a net and it's tiny

Hmm your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak my bladder is full to bursting

Huh well you must be quite a fighter to make it past my cow

Huh! it is evil my it is so evil! it is a bad bad plan that will hurt many people that are good

I am a great magician your clothes are red!

I am nice man with happy feelings all of the time!

I don't understand why people have to die whee ooh whee ooh whee ooh!

I'll take a pound of nuts that's a lot of nuts!

I'm sorry I must fight you when I am stronger

I'm sure on some planet your style is quite impressive but your weak link is this is earth

Killing is wrong and bad there should be a new stronger word for killing like badwrong or badong yes killing is badong

Master pain it is a great honor having you beating random people in our town especially that helpless man you just hit welcome!

Master! I don't like him very much let's kill him

Oh man i'm a little tiny horny honey

Okay i'll shake your bouncy booty! hit it!

Please stop! wimp lo sucks as a fighter! a child could beat him!

So what you what you guys doing later huh I was just going to hang out but maybe we could get a pizza or you know scam some chicks or something right

We have purposely trained him wrong as a joke

Well you've grown I thought you looked familiar sorry I didn't recognize you without crap in your pants

Where where does it hurt oh pretty much around the big bloody spot oh!

Yes yes yes play me like a drum

You killed my family and I don't like that kind of thing

You must be careful your confidence is disproportional to your abilities you think losing is winning

Your days are over mister