Sacha Baron Cohen Soundboard Edit

By the way ricky I watched the highlander movie it was shit

Come face your destroyer listen to how I sound I sound like a massive prick

Come face your destroyer!

I think what you are hearing is my accent I am french

I will battle you with the entirety of my heart and you will probably lose

Is your name by chance ricky bobby

Like the frightened baby chipmunk you are scared by anything that is different

May god be with you because although today I am friendly tomorrow will be war!

Monsieur bobby by defeating me today you have set me free and for that I thank you

Now we shall dance and yes it will be a slow jam

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We invented democracy existentialism and the blowjob

Well what have you given the world apart from george bush cheerios and the thighmaster

What does that mean it makes no sense! this shake and bake it's nonsense

What is that a catch phrase or is that epilepsy

Why did you stop the jazz music was it not pleasant for you

Why do you want me to break your arm so badly

Your injury is one of ignorance and pride