Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) Soundboard Edit

A fleet approaches

A thousand years of war between us will not be forgotten!

Ah!

All fire on my command!

All Nova pilots, interlock and form a blockade

All plants, animals,

All the anger,

All the rage,

And cybernetic experiments

And his father, and his father before him.

And it belongs to someone else?

And now you're gonna rip me off!

And, apparently, you alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora

Are

As I won at all things!

At least a statement from the Kree Empire

At the moment of your death, of course.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Ronan's fleet has been spotted,

Beautiful

Before all the nookie nookie starts.

Billy the Kid,

Blasted idiot

Bring it down!

Bring it to me.

Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle.

But a captain's gotta teach his men what happens to those what cross him

But first, you gonna tell me what this Orb is,

But he was about the only family I had

But I can't promise, when all this is over

But I would never be partners with the likes of you.

But the Nova Corps have engaged

By the authority of the Nova Corps,

Can only be brandished

Chop, chop. Our guests will be here soon

Come on!

Coming for you first, Gamora! You're dead!

Continue our approach.

Dead!

Denarian Saal, should we break formation?

Don't drink fountain water, you idiot.

DRAX: Her life

Drop the leg and move back to your cell!

Eating away your brain like maggots!

Find the Orb. Any means, any price

Fire!

First of all, you're copying me from

For once.

GAMORA: He declined to share that information with me.

GAMORA: It's called Knowhere.

GAMORA: Quill.

GAMORA: Yondu!

Get back into your pod!

Go!

Good God.

Groot?

GUARD: I swear. I don't know where they went! I swear.

GUARD: Prisoner,

Guys.

He was gonna kill you, Peter.

His army.

Hold on, Saal, just...

Hooked on a Feeling, Blue Swede, 1973.

How about trying to save us by blowing us up?

How are we supposed to do that?

How?

How?

How? We've got no weaponry on these things.

I ain't gonna be here long.

I ain't waiting around for some humie with a death wish

I am coming for you

I am Groot.

I don't know what it is.

I have a family

I have lived most my life surrounded by my enemies.

I like your knife. I'm keeping it

I look around at us.

I present to you,

I recognize this animal.

I shall kill one of his in return.

I told you I had a plan.

I was mistaken

I will see my wife and daughter again.

I wonder what use I have for you.

I, for one, am not gonna stand by and watch

I'm a daughter of Thanos.

I'm all yours.

I've escaped 22 prisons. This one's no different

I've got you covered, Pete.

If you bring me the Orb

If you don't hand over our companions now,

If you will follow Denarian Dey,

Incredibly heroic

Is at risk.

Is not yours to take.

Is that right?

Is you

It was one time, man

It will kill you

It's a trick. He's a criminal.

It's internally wired.

It's not a purse, it's a knapsack!

Led by Yondu Udonta.

Let us see what you brought.

Let's go get 'em, boys!

Let's make something clear

Let's see if you can laugh

Look, I'm gonna be totally honest with you. I forgot you're here.

Making a few calls is "slaved"? I mean, really?

Man who has lain with an A'askavariian!

MEREDITH: Peter,

Move to the watchtower!

My little Star Lord

My name is Peter Quill, okay? Dude, chill out

My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.

NEBULA: The Stone is in the furthest pod

Ninja Turtle, you better stop poking me.

No cell's gonna protect you for long.

No!

No! Hold your positions.

NOVA PRIME: Ronan is destroying

Now I'm standing. Y'all happy?

Now, don't you worry about Mr. Quill.

Number one!

Number three!

Of fauna, relics, and species of all manner

Oh, boo hoo hoo. "My wife and child are dead."

Oh, man.

Oh, no

Oh, will you shut up about that? God!

Okay, this isn't creepy at all.

On my command!

On that one.

Once Ronan is dead, we will retrieve the Stone

One!

Or just you, murderess!

Or we will open fire.

People of Xandar,

People use.

Peter

PETER: So, what should we do next?

Quill, what are you doing?

Quill, where you going?

Quit smiling, you idiot. You're supposed to be a professional

Really?

Right, right, okay. I think you're right.

ROCKET: If we're gonna get out of here,

ROCKET: Quill, come on.

ROCKET: Quill?

ROCKET: What do you think, fancy man? Units!

Rodent, we are ready for your plan.

Ronan the Accuser!

RONAN: They call me "terrorist,"

Ronan? I'm sorry, Mr. Quill.

SAAL: Peter Quill.

She betrayed Ronan. He's coming back for her

She caught me with this skinny little A'askavariian

So figure it out!

So what, it's better than 11%?

Some machine headed freak, working for a dude named Ronan.

Something

Spare me your foul gaze, woman

Stand back

Star Lord.

Subject 89P13, drop your weapon.

Surgically modified and trained as a living weapon.

Taneleer Tivan, The Collector

Thank you, Groot. Thank you.

That guy's eye

That guy's eye

That's the first thing you said that wasn't bat shit crazy!

That's when you..

The bigger the target, the bigger the power surge

The Dark Aster must not reach the ground.

The Orb

The place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.

The starboard kern has been breached!

The Stone?

There's another name you might know me by

They got my "dick" message!

They killed a little frog that ain't done nothing

They're beneath us!

This is one fight you won't win

Those are some big guns

Three!

TIVAN: I never thought I'd meet a Groot.

To give a shit

Use these devices to contain it.

Very well, then.

We tried to keep it as close to the original as possible.

We're gonna rob the guys who just beat us senseless.

We're heading in the right direction. For now.

We're locked in

Well, he don't know talking good like me and you.

Well, I was in the neighborhood. I thought I'd save you the hassle.

What are you doing?

What are you, some saint all of a sudden?

What fruit have they wrought?

What if someone does something irksome

What percentage?

What the hell?

What? What about my bad side?

What's a box gonna do?

Who's really nice

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whose bad side I'd rather not be on.

Why? I can't have a discussion with this gentleman?

Wow.

Yeah, I know who you are.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Me.

Yes, you did. I just saw you doing it.

Yes! Yes!

Yo, Ranger Rick! What are you doing?

Yondu

YONDU: Quill! Don't you move, boy!

You always did have a scrote, boy!

You are saying goodbye to the biggest score you have ever seen.

You call me "boy!"

You call that "figured it out"?

You can't

You cross me, we kill you all.

You don't give a damn about your Terra!

You even look like him.

You go through us!

You got the Orb, right?

You have the bearing of a man of honor

You killed my daughter!

You know what I see?

You Xandarians and your culture are a disease.

You!

You'll die

You'll die in seconds!

You're despicable.

You've got a plan?

You've heard of this

Your buyer's in there?

Your criminal records have also been expunged

Your momma wants to speak with you.

Your paltry gods!

Your sources say that she meant to betray us the whole time!

Your wife and child shall rest well knowing that you have avenged them

(GASPS) You're dead!

(GRUNTING) (STATIC CRACKLING)

(GRUNTS) (GROANS)

(GUARD YELLING) (THUDS)

(WHIRRING) infinity Stones.

(YELLING IN PAIN) (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

BOUNCER: Get out of here! (MAN GROANS)

he'll kill us all. NEBULA: Not all.

His what? Tivan.

I slaved putting this deal together. Slaved?

is wiped from existence! Whoa, whoa!

Move! Why?

Ooh! (GRUNTS)

Quill! (GRUNTS)

Shut up. Hey!

What a bunch of a holes. (CHUCKLES)

What? Holy shit

What? No, I thought it'd be funny

when I said I had a plan. No, I'm not

Who is she? I am Groot.

"I am Groot."

"Stab, stab. Those are my terms

(ALL LAUGHING)

(ALL PANTING)

(BEEPING)

(BEEPING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH YELLING)

(CHITTERING)

(CHOMPING)

(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)

(COUGHING)

(COUGHING)

(COUGHS)

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

(GAMORA GASPS)

(GASPING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GUN POWERING UP)

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

(INHALING DEEPLY)

(KORATH SCREAMING)

(LASERS FIRING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHS)

(LOUD THUD)

(LOUD WHIRRING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(PANTING)

(ROCKET HUMMING)

(RUMBLING)

(SCOFFS)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS)

(SHOUTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SOFTLY) There.

(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

(SQUEALING)

(STAMMERING) No, no, no, no!

(sum COCKS)

(TALKING GIBBERISH)

(TURNS OFF WALKMAN)

(WALKMAN CLICKS)

(WHIRRING)

(WHIRRING)

(YELLING)