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And he gave you a 5 dollar raise yeah isn't that swell
It was my father john and when he talked people listened and they'll listen to you too
They're desperate and will do anything for a cup of coffee
Thousands of people are going to listen to him over the radio and unless he says something sensational it's just no good
What does he do he decides to commit suicide in protest against the state of civilization
Why don't we tear the building down
You're supposed to be a smart guy if it was raining 100 dollar bills you'd be out looking for a dime you lost someplace