Mass Effect 3: Citadel Soundboard Edit

A perv oh

All we were fools to underestimate joker or no

Although executing marine life seems to be some sort of hobby with you no wonder your clone couldn't resist

And at the very end we push the button job well done

And one day the appropriate empire will rise again and all the primitives were kneel before jovic

And that's pretty much how it happened which is why you should comp my drinks

And then she says I was talking to the goat

And then the S R two is right but if you move further up it's more of a

And to falling in love with the ship 's captain

At least I let you take your clothes off this time

Awesome sauce

Because i'm hardcore like easel baby

Behind their come back when I worked at sea sick I i could have sworn there was a volus brothel upstairs

Best moves at least if you're drunk you have an excuse for how you dance

Biotics can't give you this kind of fine instrument the peak physical form that you see before you

Boom

But I thought shepherd was dead

Careful there commander a girl takes a guy out for a hot day did he starts getting ideas

Certainly tempted

Check it out I can also roll my tongue

Check me out now

Comanda

Come here often I imagine anyone who does is probably an alcoholic not a lot of sunlight either

Come on in closer don't be shy

Commander shepard is chasing the child soul this is our cures

Damn skippy

Did we break anything last night yeah OK maybe I should just stop saying that word but only if the artist i'm saying

Did you know female profus could engage in foreplay using only their eyes males could not resist

Do not worry

Don't tire yourself out flailing like that shepard were doing it on the table later

Earlier this is a party the only dialect I want to hear from you is inebriated authority

Even a ruthless killers got to have a soft side and I can see from here you definitely have a softside come on

Even the part where I wanted to grab your voice by the hair and nibble my way down its back

Excellent you're dancing closely resembled shepherds

Fine is good for someone else not the love of my life and I I want to know you're safe

Fine suit doesn't let me get overly in toxic in talks drunk just have it all flushed out in a minute

Foolish primitive nothing escapes these eyes

For example first bite me and james and i'd win

Get this but you're with shepherd all the three of us well

Give it some time humans sometimes need a little more lubrication before we let loose

Go ahead feel my muscle solid steel

Go for the optics getica

Good enough so that if you're ever hurt barely breathing lying under a pile rubble at the ass end of this war you're going to have

Guide you and what army

Help my glass is empty

Hey commander this is cerberus we were studying some rakni and they got loose and killed all our guys can you take care of that

Hey no touching asshole

Horny but I think everyone else is awake

I am observing displays of complex social entropy so yes I am having a good time

I am so waking up on the floor tomorrow I want to think about it

I believe you are strong enough to handle it jeff

I don't know

I don't tip over until I found company doglegs till then watch and learn

I don't where may I find more

I get more reliable results measuring pupil dilation an thermal readings of erogenous zones

I have recordings of you talking in your sleep that would make for a highly amusing extranet video

I knew they'd never let me inside but I think to myself someday when I prove in my worth to the galaxy i'll go there for dinner

I love and treasure you darling but that is terrible

I love you guys

I love you guys

I love you too eating

I mean really a clone

I never had the pleasure

I severed what kind of girl do you think I am

I still really hate you but you have fantastic tits

I think more of 'em are flying at main you know kill the badass first and the fight gets easy

I told him I was archangel end of discussion

I totally already professions invented electricity sorry would believe anything

I want to see it

I wish they did something about an english accent says i'm available please hit on me even when i'm not on earth

I'll act it out

I'll have another if you do don't wanna lap anyone

I'm going to hunt down the shit for brains inventor of this krooked game and pull his inspiration out through his asshole

I'm just saying what i'm trying to say is check out these guns

I've always thought you were beautiful there I said it sush

In my cycle this many species together was called a slave auction I mean a welcome to the empire party

In my cycle your kind were nothing more than appetizers would you prefer to be boiled or fried

In pretty sexy when you pushy

Is coffee who wants coffee i'm a coffee more coffee am I being too loud

Is mostly just an excuse to say can I see you naked in fourteen different flavors

Is this my song there playing my song do you still want to dance

It made the quietest little sounds a sort of june

It must be hard being of aaron stuck in a boys body

It's joke in time

It's joker he can barely walk how's he going to stop us ha ha ha

It's one system over from where we hooked some guy up to the gas who then got loose and killed all our guys

It's voss normandy von means one who has a weak bladder which feels appropriate right about now

Jeff has lent me his credit shit on the condition that I enjoy myself and quote live it up like a girly girl

Keel'ah Selai

Kick ass

Let's make that a habit

Like I wish we could do that night all over again and again and again

Lola

Look I think you're beautiful and kick ass with an emphasis on the ass

Looks broken i'm sure shepherd will notice

Looks like you're not the only dancing machine at this party am I right

Mike kaeser kaeser the laser you owe me money

Morning shepherd so on the off chance you accidentally trigger an alarm you didn't know you had and you hear a timer start counting down then remember the code I heart garrus punch it into the keyp...

Most of our ingredients are extinct sorry durium varying in korean is there any we could spare

Nerd

No

No i'm licking believe me

No no no no no no you can't even now

No that gets broken down with mass effect fields those are just my hips

No we can't pretend to be anything other than troubleshooting space divas

No with that voice it's like feeling smokey satins slide across your skin and soft candle light just

Now i've got a story to tell the family when they meet you for the first time always helps to break the ice with turing and in laws

Now if you'll excuse me at leora needs a shadow brokate nino lime garris asked for a dextro heat sink someone named chris sumi wants something called her memory steeler jack ass for a mix of vodka ...

Oh mister vakarian I could use some help with my suit seals

Oh my god

Oh right we never did you a trailblazer

Oh these

Oh yes after I came in wearing lacy underwear left the door open and told you about my hot date you absolutely took charge

OK OK maybe it's not conditioning exactly maybe it's just the condition of one james vega

OK when this is done will carve out some time

OK who won sex they are eggs trainer joker where is that guy ash come on I promised you eggs kaden here some eggs to go with that coffee rex buddy eggs

On one occasion you said that you wanted to quote him my voice against the wall an run your tongue along its collar bone

Only two

Outta hell with it say what puke and blow do together let the devil sort it out

Ow Bugger

Permission to come aboard

Pizza pizza pizza OK you want pizza

Please elaborate

Promises promises

Proteins did not date primitives we conquered them enslave them

Quantum entangled i'm drunk

Quit squirming

Really see I thought if you had to pick your number one scarred for life moment it be that giant human shaped reaper baby

Right still what he say that we sit by that fireplace and snuggle

Right yeah I mean yeah all the girls fall for it let me show you

Salagram only tattoo omlete at omni two under the suit you know for me

Screw it i'm having another

Seeing you as a woman isn't the hard part commander

Shepherd I know I don't say this enough but I love your hair

Shepherd I need a florida curl up on

Shepherd is saving the galaxy you have to forgive a few eccentricities

Shepherd sweetie love of my life indulge are crazy boyfriend I need to know you're safe

Shepherd you know i'm ticklish

Sir yes sir

So

So he said he just wanted to be friends and I said are you breaking up with me

So I see how it is shepard go out for a night on the town and leave the boyfriend behind in the closet

So it was me saving the normandy by myself single head

So kaden i've never had the nerve to ask the herrmann is that product or you just naturally that

Solarian kidney is best served at room temperature it is even better when the salarian is still alive the fear adds spice

Some neighbors came by last night to complain about the noise I put their bodies in the building incinerator

Somebody jealous I think you had a better shot when she looked like a holographic chess piece trainer

Someone 's cranky you must be tired from all the adults talking

Sound

Sound

Sound

Sound

Stick with me but i'm a party legend back in school they called me party vega

Taking a wild guess here shepherd but whatever you're serving is starting to kick in as they are always been so blue

Thanks that's sweet

That doesn't sound like my girl and when this is over i'll be waiting for you

That's right you just landed on the island of doctor maine

The odds are against us you know

Then you and all your clones can have a sore in love fest I think i'm gonna puke

This bear in mind she's probably going to check to see whether your back lights up during sex so there's reach around action it's you know she's looking for cyborg parts

This one wishes he was still frozen in the refrigerator

Time garrus vakarian code name archangel allround turian bad boy and dispenser of justice in an unjust galaxy

To borrow a phrase from vega you looked smoking in that dress shepherd

Uh sure exactly we have beef bacon we have beer

We started out really angry but i've been giving him lots of love and now he's a big ole softy

Well sure you know this voice center time running out of banter here shepherd

What could possibly be more important than zaeed massani not getting bested by some fucking kids game

What would you do if another one of your clones broke in here right over them a cup of tea

When I first escape from cerberus I found these chocolate chip cookies at a store ripped through the whole damn thing

Where is the air lock so I may throw you out of it

Who's number

Why not scooch a little closer and find out for yourself

Won't be going back to dragon ball anytime soon

Yeah and if we ever broke up

Yeah i'd say this is beginning to look like a once in a lifetime sort of night

Yeah so cool party but I shouldn't read anything into being your date right

Yeah who's my badass biotic moods my batteries biotic

Yes it is shepard yes it is

You and I dancing at the same time too dangerous weed light the room on fire

You are growing despite everything subarus did to you I find that extremely admirable

You got some looks and the final

You guys are dicks

You know she smashed my head against the side of a shuttle

You know you're awfully pissy about this considering you're sleeping with shepherd now

You need not be embarrassed

You shepherd

You should worry I require one hundred percent fermented ogla juice and you will require time machine to get it haha

You're a beautiful bush said

You're a spoiled rich girl cheerleader victim test tube clone princess I think it's past your bedtime relax shepherd i'm not going to smear the walls with her this time and I couldn't possibly thin...

You're a wildman or person or whatever you are

Your best has my mandible on the floor damn

Your lips are amazing