Mass Effect 3: Garrus Vakarian Soundboard Edit

Acurian military operative competing with the korean mechanic and i'm the optimistic one

Altera 's head off

And base we won't be alone

And if it ends with both of us dying in a giant explosion taking out a reaper

And making friendly wagers

And now ashleys with kaden

And you've got to be kidding me

Another thing waking up to find everything you know is destroyed but I imagine a chance to get some payback it's consolation

Anyway it's good to have you back now believe it or not this damn con still needs calibrating

Appreciate it get it helps to have something to come back to

Are we in for that

Are you kidding i'm right behind you

Are you ready to be a one taurean kind of woman

At least we finally killed the tenant bastard chi lang I just hope we get to do the same to his general

Bad dream

Be sure take a look now

Be sure to leave room for all the autographs

Because I need you

Because it's going to take more than reapers to come between this cross species liaison

Before a certain turian with no romantic skills to speak of tries to cheer you up

But if you were suggesting i'm scared game on vega

Come back alive

Damn right

Devious little salarian i'll be damned you tricked reef

Do you sure you wanna play this game

Don't worry we'll get through this

Even after on a little performance

Every fight we've ever seen could have been on fast every bullet with ever dodge could have been the one

Every war has its traders

Forgive the insubordination but your boyfriend has an order for you

Glad to know my romantic skills made an impression

Go out there and give them hell you were born to do this

Good let's see what the koreans could do

Good morning he was muttering to sony the whole time

Good to see morgan still alive and kicking and still finding new ways to cause trouble

Guess i'm getting pretty good at this but to more practice would never

He will do whatever it takes

Hell no how about a high speed chase before we die

I actually missed this place

I don't doubt it but remember to come up for air

I don't even know what that is though i've heard everything in the galaxy taste like it

I got the same way the worst part about the galaxy going to hell would have been never getting to see you again

I guess meddling with our computers telling me how to do my job no I can't imagine how would qualify

I guess we all make our choices and sometimes we die by them

I had hoped it would I mean I didn't know

I hope you guys had alcohol

I just hope i'm not in a way someday that woman means business

I know there are other things you got at

I know you were close at one point

I know you'll be hacking any synthetics this time

I might have even listened by i've heard tattoos gave me a headache every time she walked into the room

I said a tough one

I suppose there will be a lot of little krogen around soon

I suppose you're right these scars might be hereditary

I tell you we dodge the bullet

I thought hospitals were ugly to fight through this is so much worse

I understand a lot on your mind I imagine

I understand we were always something of an odd pair when we

I was thinking it's a good excuse to remind the ones you care about that want some company

I'd be lying if I said I didn't hope it would inspire a certain mood

I'll be sure to remember that next time we have a disagreement

I'm Garus Vakarian and this is now my favorite spot on the citadel

I'm glad rex is taking this so well my people haven't exactly treated his kind of charity over the years

I'm hard to kill you should know that

I've never actually seen a female krogen seems like there the real brains on to chanka

If I hear one more crack about calibrations

If I never see another spider again i'll die contented turian

If it had come down to it could you have pulled the trigger

If this one goes south maybe we could freeze you for fifty thousand years shepherd you could go from being nearly famous to legendary

Impressive

It wasn't your fault tecia was already gone by the time we got there

It's nice to see she's downgraded from dangerous lunatic to mildly and saying

It's nice to see they all run again

Joker listen we have to go

Just followed your example shepherd yell loud enough and someone will eventually come over to see what all the fuss is about

Just let me know when you're ready to take a break

Just like I imagined

Just like servers to bring a knife to a gunfight

Just like the reapers did with the collectors turning victims into shock troops

Just make damn sure that includes you too

Just one word shepard grunt

Just warming up seeing what you had now

Long range I wrote the book nobody alive can do this not even commander shepard give me a tough one

Maybe even find out what a turian human baby looks like

Might wanna move shepherd they got you flight

Most people have never even seen iraq die the normandy were a regular safari too

Never

No now I just don't give it to him

No offense but if the end of the galaxy is coming i'm not going out on the phrase this one feels like a flower

No we should play poker sometime

Not like the old days is it

Not sure if tori in heaven is the same as yours but this thing goes sideways and we both end up there

Not too we had kids anyway

Now I mostly paint walls with reaper blood not the same but interleaving

Now if you can pacify the reapers will make you a saint

Now it's a mutated I sorry the reapers are just a giant nightmare factory that never ends

Odds don't matter anymore this fight has always been hours to finish

Of course I can actually tell him that but wow he doesn't know you played both sides

On our back

One of the worst parts of this war is watching the kids react

Please watch over them let me see them again

Raise your hand if you haven't been killed before

Remind me never to play poker with you

Servers phantoms incoming

She was a good friend I never did see your face but I always imagine there was an angel behind that mask

She's a bit eccentric

Shepard, I love you too

Shepherd

Shepherd glad you came

Shepherd if you're feeling up to it I thought we could do something fun for a change

Shepherd never dull moment when the normandy is on tour is there

Shepherds were starting to think you forgot my favorite hang out

Shower this is when you take all your anger and frustration bother lit up then use it to rearrange every molecule in chi ling 's body

So I had an idea

So who needs their ass kicked now

Somehow I always knew I see the normandy again

Sorry taurians don't know how but i'll improvise

Sound

Sound

Sound

Sound

Sovereign didn't go down without a fight I gotta hundred more of his friends will be any different

Started showing up a few days after palaven was attacked

Still think you can win this huh

Still trying to make me blush

Talita welcome face around here dorm well I welcome face behind the helmet I guess

Tell me there not going to fire on us

Thank me when were cleaning up what's left of the reapers

That was the part about sleeping together but this is I don't know exactly what to do

That's what the owners for

The alliance teach you to make up crap like that or did you figure it out all by yourself

The battle doesn't make a war shepherd were still in this

The oil next time will throw in a herd of rampaging clicks and that's how you separate the rookies from the pros

The scars are starting to fade I remember they drove me wild

The system isn't safe

The vids mentioned it might go something like that

Then friends it is

Then I can do

Then we're going to retire somewhere warm and tropical and live off the royalties from the bids

There there it's OK

Think i'm going to erect a monument right here bronze this gun so the whole galaxy knows

Two warm next that's almost impressive

Uh I was there when you had your thing remember just get a room and work it out

We were just a

We're actually respectable now

We're in this to the end

We're in this together

We're ready to head out shepherd awaiting waters

We've got hardcore traders here

We've got Reaper troops!

Well

Well catch you later

Well whatever we were I enjoyed it shepherd no regrets here

Well you did give me some incentive

Well you know because of infection risks didn't want to jeopardize the mission

What are six at least one hundred still active

What are you supposed cerberus would have done with the citadel once they have it raise taxes

What do you suppose the protein needs what if it's boiled a sorry with a side of fried turian

When has that ever mattered and war

Where are they coming from

Who the hell is this guy

Will need a more soon not a lot of flesh wounds when you're fighting reapers

With a little help from their friends

Wow vintage joker gave me they never got this far

Yeah but i've actually seen you dance shepherd

Yeah I like I think one of my mandibles got hooked on our helmet

Yeah not every story has a happier name

Yeah so is this the part where we

Yeah there's that ruthless calculus again

Yeah yeah I knew this wise ass marine named jimmy vega sounds like a pole dancer on omega always got on my nerves

Yes it was filled with gas which tilt did the odds in your favor

You do know who you're talking to right

You heard in shepherd were dead in the water

You know you have i'm ark angel

You obviously haven't seen turing swim it's a lot of flailing and splashing interrupted by occasional bouts of drowning

You sure you seem a little off

You think you know people and then something like this happens

You worry daddy trifle collection might scare junior

You wouldn't have anything to do with rex jumping you at the citadel would it third he was pretty angry

You'll get your chance

You're a peacemaker shepherd a rare thing these days

You're a traitor keyline you betrayed your own people

You're not going to propose marriage now are you

You're right I was with shepherd from the very beginning

You're so mean