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A Blowjob
A Blowjob
A couple of hookers
A couple of hookers
Are you in a room?
Are you in a room?
Are you on drugs, who is this?
Are you on drugs, who is this?
Asshole
Asshole
Ballcuzzi
Ballcuzzi
Bitch 1
Bitch 1
Bitch 2
Bitch 2
Bitch, you know what?
Bitch, you know what?
Bring it on
Bring it on
Bye 1
Bye 1
Bye 2
Bye 2
Bye Bitch
Bye Bitch
Call me again mother fucker
Call me again mother fucker
Can you help me?
Can you help me?
Cry cry again
Cry cry again
Definition of Ballcuzzi
Definition of Ballcuzzi
Do we have anymore business to deal with or is that it?
Do we have anymore business to deal with or is that it?
Do you know what a ballcuzzi is?
Do you know what a ballcuzzi is?
Do you know what that is?
Do you know what that is?
Don't let it be cold or balls won't descend
Don't let it be cold or balls won't descend
Fuckin asshole
Fuckin asshole
Give it to me
Give it to me
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself asshole
Go fuck yourself asshole
Go fuck yourself you asshole
Go fuck yourself you asshole
Gonna cry
Gonna cry
Gonna report you to police and FBI
Gonna report you to police and FBI
Good
Good
Has to be warm watter for ballcuzzi
Has to be warm watter for ballcuzzi
Hawaii
Hawaii
Hello 1
Hello 1
Hello 2
Hello 2
Hello 3
Hello 3
Hey Bitch
Hey Bitch
Hilton
Hilton
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho
Hookers
Hookers
How are you?
How are you?
How do you like that 1?
How do you like that 1?
How do you like that 2?
How do you like that 2?
How you like that, bitch?
How you like that, bitch?
How you like that?
How you like that?
I am in a grocery store right now
I am in a grocery store right now
I didn't call anytime
I didn't call anytime
I don't believe in Santa
I don't believe in Santa
I don't know you, you don't know me, what's your last name?
I don't know you, you don't know me, what's your last name?
I got a fire in my pants and it needs to dance
I got a fire in my pants and it needs to dance
I got a key
I got a key
I got a lump for you right now
I got a lump for you right now
I have no idea what you are talking about
I have no idea what you are talking about
I have no idea who you are
I have no idea who you are
I pick up and you're spouting off BS
I pick up and you're spouting off BS
I think that cunt needs more exercising
I think that cunt needs more exercising
I think your mother is one of them
I think your mother is one of them
I want to take you out for a lobster dinner
I want to take you out for a lobster dinner
I would really like Fireworks
I would really like Fireworks
I would really like your father
I would really like your father
I'll be really fucked up and high
I'll be really fucked up and high
I'll see you later
I'll see you later
I'm a fuckin Satanist
I'm a fuckin Satanist
I'm coming tonight
I'm coming tonight
I'm going to get a ballcuzzi (Rant)
I'm going to get a ballcuzzi (Rant)
I'm gonna report you
I'm gonna report you
I'm gonna suck it
I'm gonna suck it
I'm gonna suck it till it's dry honey
I'm gonna suck it till it's dry honey
I'm gonna take a shit on your chest, how you like that?
I'm gonna take a shit on your chest, how you like that?
I'm here too
I'm here too
I'm not calling anyone motherfucker
I'm not calling anyone motherfucker
I'm not calling you crazy bitch
I'm not calling you crazy bitch
I'm predicting snow and cocaine
I'm predicting snow and cocaine
I'm watcing you
I'm watcing you
I've been as naughty as a Satanist
I've been as naughty as a Satanist
In grocery store right now
In grocery store right now
It grows baby, it grows
It grows baby, it grows
Jibberish 1
Jibberish 1
Jibberish 2
Jibberish 2
Jibberish 3
Jibberish 3
Jibberish 4
Jibberish 4
Just wanna talk to the chicks to get my rocks off
Just wanna talk to the chicks to get my rocks off
Karen
Karen
Karen My Boss
Karen My Boss
Large dildo
Large dildo
Laughing
Laughing
Look in the mirror honey
Look in the mirror honey
Lube
Lube
Motherfucker
Motherfucker
My balls won't descend
My balls won't descend
No 1
No 1
No 2
No 2
No, what
No, what
Oh yeah 1
Oh yeah 1
Oh yeah 2
Oh yeah 2
Ok
Ok
Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
Santa
Santa
Shot PCP and Cokes out of my mind
Shot PCP and Cokes out of my mind
Sound like you've been at the mini bar
Sound like you've been at the mini bar
Stay there
Stay there
That doesn't make sense
That doesn't make sense
The size of my cock
The size of my cock
Up your ass 1
Up your ass 1
Up your ass 2
Up your ass 2
We're gonna get a sweet at Best Western
We're gonna get a sweet at Best Western
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What is this, some child thing you sign up for?
What is this, some child thing you sign up for?
What is your last name?
What is your last name?
What state are you in?
What state are you in?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
Where are you 1?
Where are you 1?
Where are you 2?
Where are you 2?
Where are you calling from?
Where are you calling from?
Who is concerned?
Who is concerned?
Who is this 1?
Who is this 1?
Who is this 2?
Who is this 2?
Who the hell are you?
Who the hell are you?
Who the hell is this?
Who the hell is this?
Who the hell is this? Rant
Who the hell is this? Rant
Write me off, no, write me in the schedule
Write me off, no, write me in the schedule
Yancy
Yancy
Yeah 1
Yeah 1
Yeah 2
Yeah 2
Yeah I'm fine
Yeah I'm fine
Yeah what else you have to say, bitch?
Yeah what else you have to say, bitch?
Yeah you can help me
Yeah you can help me
Yes
Yes
You better be a good boy
You better be a good boy
You better be a good girl
You better be a good girl
You called me
You called me
You called me and did this
You called me and did this
You called my number, I didn't call you
You called my number, I didn't call you
You crazy cunt
You crazy cunt
You did this
You did this
You do that
You do that
You dumb cunt called me
You dumb cunt called me
You know what, bitch!
You know what, bitch!
You know what, I'm doing tonight?
You know what, I'm doing tonight?
You know what, suck Lindsey Lohan's Cunt
You know what, suck Lindsey Lohan's Cunt
You like that, okay?
You like that, okay?
You said you could help me
You said you could help me
You'll be on my naughty list
You'll be on my naughty list
You're a crazy bitch, look in the mirror
You're a crazy bitch, look in the mirror
You're calling me, who the fuck is this?
You're calling me, who the fuck is this?
You're probably used goods
You're probably used goods
13 inches
13 inches