Dougy the Druggy Soundboard Edit

A Blowjob

A couple of hookers

Are you in a room?

Are you on drugs, who is this?

Asshole

Ballcuzzi

Bitch 1

Bitch 2

Bitch, you know what?

Bring it on

Bye 1

Bye 2

Bye Bitch

Call me again mother fucker

Can you help me?

Cry cry again

Definition of Ballcuzzi

Do we have anymore business to deal with or is that it?

Do you know what a ballcuzzi is?

Do you know what that is?

Don't let it be cold or balls won't descend

Fuckin asshole

Give it to me

Go fuck yourself

Go fuck yourself asshole

Go fuck yourself you asshole

Gonna cry

Gonna report you to police and FBI

Good

Has to be warm watter for ballcuzzi

Hawaii

Hello 1

Hello 2

Hello 3

Hey Bitch

Hilton

Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho

Hookers

How are you?

How do you like that 1?

How do you like that 2?

How you like that, bitch?

How you like that?

I am in a grocery store right now

I didn't call anytime

I don't believe in Santa

I don't know you, you don't know me, what's your last name?

I got a fire in my pants and it needs to dance

I got a key

I got a lump for you right now

I have no idea what you are talking about

I have no idea who you are

I pick up and you're spouting off BS

I think that cunt needs more exercising

I think your mother is one of them

I want to take you out for a lobster dinner

I would really like Fireworks

I would really like your father

I'll be really fucked up and high

I'll see you later

I'm a fuckin Satanist

I'm coming tonight

I'm going to get a ballcuzzi (Rant)

I'm gonna report you

I'm gonna suck it

I'm gonna suck it till it's dry honey

I'm gonna take a shit on your chest, how you like that?

I'm here too

I'm not calling anyone motherfucker

I'm not calling you crazy bitch

I'm predicting snow and cocaine

I'm watcing you

I've been as naughty as a Satanist

In grocery store right now

It grows baby, it grows

Jibberish 1

Jibberish 2

Jibberish 3

Jibberish 4

Just wanna talk to the chicks to get my rocks off

Karen

Karen My Boss

Large dildo

Laughing

Look in the mirror honey

Lube

Motherfucker

My balls won't descend

No 1

No 2

No, what

Oh yeah 1

Oh yeah 2

Ok

Paris Hilton

Santa

Shot PCP and Cokes out of my mind

Sound like you've been at the mini bar

Stay there

That doesn't make sense

The size of my cock

Up your ass 1

Up your ass 2

We're gonna get a sweet at Best Western

What are you talking about?

What is this, some child thing you sign up for?

What is your last name?

What state are you in?

What the fuck?

What the hell is that?

Where are you 1?

Where are you 2?

Where are you calling from?

Who is concerned?

Who is this 1?

Who is this 2?

Who the hell are you?

Who the hell is this?

Who the hell is this? Rant

Write me off, no, write me in the schedule

Yancy

Yeah 1

Yeah 2

Yeah I'm fine

Yeah what else you have to say, bitch?

Yeah you can help me

Yes

You better be a good boy

You better be a good girl

You called me

You called me and did this

You called my number, I didn't call you

You crazy cunt

You did this

You do that

You dumb cunt called me

You know what, bitch!

You know what, I'm doing tonight?

You know what, suck Lindsey Lohan's Cunt

You like that, okay?

You said you could help me

You'll be on my naughty list

You're a crazy bitch, look in the mirror

You're calling me, who the fuck is this?

You're probably used goods

13 inches