Hot Fuzz Movie Soundboard Edit

Am I going completely mad?

And he had one thing you haven't got. What's that, Sir? Great big bushy beard.

And I'm afraid you're going to have to come with me. You are all gonna have to come with me. No, Nicholas. I'm afraid it is you who is going to have to come with us.

By the power of Greyskull.

Can you describe it to me? Two foot tall, long slender neck. Yeah, kind of orange and black bill. Anything else? It's a swan.

Danny, you will lose your told.

Did you find anything? Yeah, I was extremely shocked when I looked at my watch and discovered that I should be in the pub.

Get out of my village!

Has looked. He's in the freezer. Just say cool off. No, I didn't say anything. Actually, it's a shame.

Has looked. He's in the freezer. Just say cool off. No, I didn't say anything. Actually, it's a shame. There was a bit earlier on that you missed when I distracted him with the cuddly monkey. And t...

Have you ever seen point break? No amazing breaking point break where they jump over fences? Is that not 29? Rob this bank, Keanu Reeves is chasing him through people's gardens and he goes to shoot...

Hearing about anger. You're saying this wasn't an accident? Leslie Tiller was fucking murdered. Just like Tim Messenger. Yes. George merchant, yes. And Eve D****r, yes. Mark blower. No, actually. R...

How can this be for the greater good, shut it.

I feel like I should say something smart. You don't have to say anything at all.

I just feel like I'm missing out sometimes. I wanna do what you do. You do, do what I do. Why do you think you're missing out on gunfights, car chases, proper action and shit? Police work is not ab...

I want it to be like Uncle Derek. Sounds like a good bloke, actually. He was arrested for selling drugs to students. What a cunt.

I'll drive! Shotgun! Punch that shit!

I've never shot anyone before, Danny. Believe me, it's not something you ever get used to. You know, maybe we should go on the bouncy castle, take our minds off of it.

Is it true that there is a place in a man's head that if you shoot it, it will blow up?

Is there anything I can do for you? No, this is something I have to do myself.

Is this what you really, really want? Yeah.

Just shoot anybody, he shot a crackhead with a Kalashnikov. Where did you get that? The offender had the Kalashnikov. Who did he get?

Little hands is it's time to rock'n'roll bring the noise.

Morning.

Most cousin Sissy won't be too happy about that, but it's far as I'm concerned cousin Sissy can go. Would you just excuse me for just one second?

Mr Poser, what's your wine selection? Oh, we got red. Or. White.

Mr Skinner, what you do with your land is of no concern of mine, so. Jog on.

My is tenacious, isn't he?

Nice one, Doris. Nothing like a big girl on girl.

Ohh murder, murder, murder.

Pack it in, Frank, you silly bastard.

Really ohg.

So what are we writing, Angel? OK, we got a proper cordon up. We let the fire crews finish their stuff and then we get forensics in, do a thorough sweep of the House. Very good. What he said.

Steve Burke. Or the ginger nut gets it.

Still feel like you're missing out?

That's what I'm talking about.

This. Not your village anymore.

Told him several times you shouldn't eat late at night. You know, quite like a little midnight gobble. Blocks.

What the fuck is he on about? Fuck are you on about?

What's the situation? 2 Blokes had a fuckload of cutlery.

With the power of Grayskull.

You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city. Everybody and their mums is packing around there. Like who? Farmers. Who else? Farmers. Moms.

You know any job? Ohaji momo. Right. What did he say? Anyway, only topping down because he couldn't see you no more. What's he doing there? What did he say? He said an edge is an edge. He only chop...

You may not be a man of God, but surely you're a man of peace. I may not be a man of God, reverend, but I know, right? And I know, Rob. And I have the good grace to know which is which.

You may not be a man of God, but surely you're a man of peace. I may not be a man of God, reverend, but I know, right? And I know, Rob. And I have the good grace to know which is which. Oh, fuck of...

You're a doctor. Deal with it. Yeah, motherfucker.