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Because I don't get my allowance until Friday. When you get an allowance, whatever good boy I do.
If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
Jealous comma instead. You don't make me laugh ha ha ha.
No, no, but this chicks. Yeah, they're only good for one thing. What are you supposed to do with it for the other 23 hours and 45 minutes today? Is that all it takes? 15 minutes.
Stop your second set my style.
Tell me about it.
Well, I could be greased lightning.
Yes, giving.
You got a couple of quarters we could split into small pies. You plan on staying home alive.