Grease Edit

A chick is gonna have to put out before she even gets in.

A fact I'll bet you never knew

A Joe DiMaggio, a President Eisenhower

A Joe DiMaggio, a President Eisenhower

A knockout like you? What's your name?

A marine? Whooo!

A melody

A melody that's calling your name...

A palomino dashboard and dual muffler twins, oh, yeah

A poor man's Sandra Dee

A teenage ne'er do well

After spending all that dough

All alone

All alone

Alright, alright. Come on.

Alright, gang. Let's go get 'em!

Alright, I'll tell you.

Alright, kids. I want a big circle.

Alright. Help him up.

Alright. Let's knock it off.

Alright. Ready?

And after the slaughter is over,

And ever we will be

And go back to high school

And I won't let them down.

And I'm losing control

And my heart is set on you

And now for the really good news.

And now, for the rules.

And now, here he is,

And now...

And rip 'em.

And rule three, anyone doing tasteless

And stars are shining bright

And that's what I intend to do

And throw my life away

And will do a live broadcast from our very own gym.

Any time.

Are you crazy?

Are you kidding? If I eat that, I'll smell like you.

As for you, Troy Donahue

As his lieutenant, his second?

Attention, seniors.

Away we go with Johnny Casino and the Gamblers.

Ba, ba, bamba

Ba, ba, bamba

Baby, don't blow it

Baby, you know it

Be cool, huh?

Beauty school dropout

Beauty school dropout

Beauty school dropout

Beauty school dropout

Beauty school dropout

Beauty school dropout

Because I primed 'em.

Because my boys are primed, really primed,

Before I was born late one night

Before the merriment of commencement commences,

Beginning your day the only way. Music, music.

Belongs to yesterday

Besides, blondes do have more fun.

Betty.

Betty. Betty.

Big spender.

Biggest thing to happen to Rydell and we don't have dates.

Blanche, do you have the new schedules?

Blue moon...

Boogedy boogedy shooby doo wop she bop

Born to hand jive, oh, yeah!

Bring it on up!

Brush a, brush a, brush a Get the new lpana

Brush a, brush a, brush a Knocks out decay germs fast

Brush a, brush a, brush a, New lpana toothpaste

But always you will have the glorious memories of Rydell High.

But first, some warm up numbers with Johnny Casino and the Gamblers.

But I can feel and I can cry

But I remember you

But if I don't hear it any more...

But it's true.

But no customer would go to you

But now there's nowhere to hide

But now there's nowhere to hide

But there are worse things I could do

But to cry in front of you

But uh, oh, those summer nights

But uh, oh, those summer nights

But, baby, can't you see?

But, baby, you gotta believe me when I say...

C'mon now, shake it!

C'mon, Doody. Watch your hands. Move it out.

C'mon, guys. This car could be a major piece of machinery. Look.

Call yourself high class, that was just a lie

Can I have some of that?

Can you believe it? Nationwide television!

Can't even get a trade in on your smock

Can't you see

Caused by you

Chang chang changity chang shoo bop

Chang chang changity chang shoo bop

Chang chang changity chang shoo bop

Cheer up. A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card.

Coach, how could you flunk the T Birds?

Come on

Come on up here.

Come on, baby.

Come on, boys and girls, we are going on the air very shortly.

Come on, come on. Let's start. Get in first position.

Come on, guys. Let's get to work.

Come on, Sandy. I told you on the phone I was sorry.

Come on, Sonny, is that all you think about?

Come on, you know you mean a lot to me, but Sandy does, too.

Come on! I can run circles around those jerks.

Come on.

Coming through, coming through. Come on, lady with a baby.

Conventionality

Conventionality

Cos he sounds like a drag

Cos I need a man

Cos the bebop stork was about to arrive

Cos the power

Could you get some ice to numb her ears?

Cross country running.

Cryin' all the time

Cryin' all the time

Cryin' all the time

Danny, are you alright?

Danny, is this the end?

Danny, talk to me.

Danny, this is so exciting.

Danny, this means so much to me. Cos I know now that you respect me.

Danny, what are you doing?

Danny, what's up? You still thinking about that chick?

Danny, you get down.

Danny, you gotta try. Come on.

Danny, you gotta try. Come on.

Danny! Danny!

Danny.

Danny. I don't know what to say.

Did you guys get a look at Zuko this mornin'?

Do a split, give a yell Shake a tit for old Rydell!

Do it, baby!

Do you close your eyes when you look in the mirror? Fear no more.

Do you know what you're doing?

Do you mind if I stay a bit longer?

Do you think we can let her in the Pink Ladies?

Do your folks know I come into your room every night?

Does everybody here know Marty?

Don't be a slob, don't get a job, go back to class, you can pass.

Don't feel bad if I tap you out. It don't matter if you win or lose,

Don't let go

Don't put my good advice to shame

Don't sweat it, honey. Have one of mine.

Don't talk that way, Sandy.

Don't worry about it, Kenickie. It was somebody else's mistake.

Don't worry, nobody's watchin'.

Don't worry. If she screws up,

Don't worry. Maybe we'll invent the Kangaroo Bop.

Don't worry. You'll get diplomas. Just come back to summer school.

Don't you know what you must do?

Doody, can't you turn me around or something?

Doody, how do I look?

Dribble the ball, put it in the basket.

Elvis! Elvis!

Er... Sandy, here's your toothbrush.

Erm... Sandy, I think we oughta get to class.

Even though the neighbourhood

Everybody rock

Everybody rock'n'roll

Everybody! Born to hand jive, baby

Everything about it.

Excuse me a minute. I'll be right back.

Fast, fast, you sure are right

Feelin' good, too, huh?

Fellas, I wanna introduce a new man. Danny. Let's give him a tryout.

Finish this!

First day of school and already my castor oil is missing.

Fool, forget him

For Greased Lightning

For Greased Lightning

For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow

For he's a jolly good fellow Which nobody can deny

For their beautiful decorations.

Forever

Forget it. It was a false alarm. I'm not pregnant.

Forget the camera, keep on the beat,

Foul ball.

Fruitcake, you got it on backwards.

Game rule one. All couples must be boy girl.

Game rule two. During the dance contest,

Gee, thanks.

Get him, Danny.

Get in there and let's see what you can do.

Gimme that.

Give 'em hell, Rydell!

Give me a double polar burger with everything and a soda with ice cream.

Give the folks at home a treat. Keep dancin', that's showbiz.

Go back to high school

Go back to high school

Go Rydell, fight, fight, fight!

Go sit down. This here is Sandy Olsen.

Go, go, go, go go go go

Go, go, go, go.

Go, Greased Lightning, you're burning up the quarter mile

Go, Greased Lightning, you're coasting through the heat lap trials

God help us, and I want you all to be on your best behaviour.

God, if only I could have a guardian angel to tell me what to do.

God. That is the ugliest looking thing I ever saw.

God. You're turning into a one woman USO.

Good morning, boys and girls. Welcome to what we're sure will be

Good.

Good. Come on, let's go.

Good. You'll love it. Come on.

Goodbye

Got you talking.

Grease is the time, is the place, is the motion

Grease is the time, is the place, is the motion

Grease is the time, is the place, is the motion

Grease is the time, is the place, is the motion

Grease is the time, is the place, is the motion

Grease is the way we are feelin'

Grease is the way we are feelin'

Grease is the way we are feelin'

Grease is the way we are feelin'

Grease is the word

Grease is the word

Grease is the word

Grease is the word

Grease is the word

Grease is the word, is the word that you've heard

Grease is the word, is the word, is the word

Greased Lightning Go, Greased Lightning

Greased Lightning Go, Greased Lightning

Greased Lightning Go, Greased Lightning

Greased Lightning Go, Greased Lightning

Greased Lightning Go, Greased Lightning

Great. I'm stuck with the check. Give me money.

Greetings, pals and gals. Anybody got 23 cents?

Guess mine is not the first heart broken

Hangin' around the corner store

Haul ass, kid.

Have prepared you for the challenges you face.

Have prepared you for the challenges you face.

Have you thought of singing professionally?

He got friendly, holding my hand

He ran by me, got my suit damp

He showed off, splashing around

He sounds real nice.

He was so nice to me this summer.

He was sweet, just turned 1 8

He wasn't. He was a gentleman.

Head it out. Come on, guys.

Hello, Rizz. Are you going to Thunder Road?

Here they are, the new champs.

Here we are. If it had been a snake, it would've bitten me.

Here we go.

Here you are. Grab it and growl.

Hey, big stuff. What do you drive, huh?

Hey, break it up! What is that?

Hey, Danny, erm...

Hey, Eugene.

Hey, everybody. Rizzo and Kenickie made up.

Hey, fongool

Hey, get the dude, man.

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys. Hey!

Hey, I'm Doris Day

Hey, it's great being here at Rydell High.

Hey, look at Jan.

Hey, Marty. Lookin' good.

Hey, Rizz?

Hey, Sandy didn't get any wine.

Hey, Sandy. Would you like me to pierce your ears for ya?

Hey, watch out, pinhead!

Hey, you guys, Sandy's sick.

Hey, Zuko. I got a surprise for you.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, Danny!

Hi, girls.

Hi, I'm Patty Simcox.

Higher and higher!

Higher!

Hit the pavement.

Hold it, hold it.

Hold my money. Don't let me go near the refreshment stand.

Hold on to the end

Hold your head high

Hopelessly devoted to every one.

Hopelessly devoted to you

Hopelessly devoted to you

Hopelessly devoted to you

Hopelessly devoted to you

Hopelessly devoted to you

Hopelessly devoted to you

Hopelessly devoted to you

How could it break?

How did I flunk phys ed?

How do you know her?

How low can you go?

How low can you go?

How low can you go?

How many days till Christmas vacation?

How you doin'?

How you doin'?

Hydromatic.

I also think there's more to you than just fat.

I bet that's not all she's laid on him.

I better shape up

I bought it when I was in seventh grade.

I brought Twinkies. Anybody want one?

I can take care of myself. And anybody else who comes along.

I can't believe it. Danny Zuko turned jock?

I can't help it. I'm used to leadin'.

I can't, I'm Sandra Dee

I caught Vince Fontaine putting aspirin in my Coke at the dance.

I changed my mind. Let's go.

I could barely walk when I milked a cow

I could flirt with all the guys

I could hurt someone like me

I could stay home every night

I did meet this one chick. She was sorta cool.

I didn't want to miss this table. It's the best one.

I don't believe it. I don't believe it.

I don't know what I saw in Danny Zuko.

I don't know what I saw in Danny Zuko.

I don't know where my money goes. A dime here, 15 cents there.

I don't know. Big deal.

I don't run away from my mistakes.

I don't see it as dropping out. I see it as a very strategic career move.

I don't steal and I don't lie

I don't think I'm entered.

I feel like a meatball in here.

I get ill from one cigarette (coughs)

I got so many hickeys I look like a leper.

I had champagne at my cousin's wedding once.

I hate to tell you, but your hair looks like an Easter egg.

I have been dieting all day long. My mom's apple pie's better than this.

I have to go. I have to talk to Danny.

I hope I don't make a poor showing.

I hope your years with us here at Rydell High

I hope your years with us here at Rydell High

I just ain't gonna take her crap. I don't take no crap from nobody.

I just did one ear. She saw the blood and... bleurgh!

I just wanna tell you students that we have a banner year coming up.

I know what I'm doing. I'm going to be a beautician.

I know what you wanna do

I loved the last school I was at. I wish I was there right now.

I mean something that needs endurance.

I mean, they're too low for even the dogs to bite.

I met a girl, crazy for me

I saved her life, she nearly drowned

I seen better heads on a mug of beer.

I sit and wonder why aye aye

I sit, I wonder why aye aye

I spent most of it at the beach. I met a boy there.

I suppose it could be true

I think we all owe a round of applause

I thought I meant something to you.

I wanna see you make something of this heap.

I wanna talk to you.

I want to see all of you students out there,

I want you to meet Cha Cha di Gregorio.

I want you to meet your wrestling partner. Danny, Andy.

I was hanging around at the beach. You know.

I wonder if she carries silver bullets!

I wouldn't hesitate...

I wouldn't hesitate...

I'd outdance 'em all, I was born to hand jive

I'll be a senior forever if I don't study for that algebra test.

I'll be right back.

I'll believe that when I see it.

I'll give you 75 cents for the whole car, including your chick.

I'll, erm, make an honest woman of you.

I'm fine. (groans)

I'm gonna do anything I can to get her.

I'm gonna get my kicks while I'm still young enough to get 'em.

I'm hopelessly devoted to you

I'm judging the dance contest.

I'm just plain Sandra Dee

I'm just seeing two of you, man.

I'm not the first to know

I'm out of my head

I'm out of my head

I'm Sandra Dee

I'm saving up to get me some wheels.

I've got my fingers crossed.

I've had the best summer of my life. Now I have to go away. It isn't fair.

I've really got to fly

If I tap you, step aside. Let the others ride.

If we could start anew

If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.

If you find him, give him my phone number.

If you fix up this car, it could be make out city.

If you go for your diploma

If you like to bop and stroll, come on down and listen

If you turn yourselves in now, you may escape a federal charge.

If you'd come to class, you wouldn't have missed me.

If you're tapped on the shoulder, leave the floor, or else. I mean it.

In a couple of months Frenchy can take us all out.

In a few moments, the entire nation will be watching Rydell High,

In fact, I had a little trouble in all my classes.

In heaven

In the sky

Is a many splendoured thing

Is she gonna shinny down the drainpipe?

Is the place, is the motion

Is the word

Is the word

Is the word that you've heard

Is the word that you've heard

Is the word, is the word that you've heard

Is the word, is the word that you've heard

Is the word, is the word that you've heard

Isn't it awfully dangerous?

It could be Greased Lightning.

It is our chance to show the entire nation

It says right here it is a dessert wine.

It was me, of course, but it wasn't me.

It was meant to be that way, though I don't know why

It was not so long ago

It was really romantic.

It wasn't me, you gotta know that.

It's about time you knew the score

It's better than hanging around with you dorks.

It's better than hanging around with you dorks.

It's electrifyin'

It's got groove, it's got meaning

It's got groove, it's got meaning

It's got groove, it's got meaning

It's just a cryin' shame

It's more than we make. Ante up, I don't get my allowance till Friday.

It's not the arms I'm worried about, Sonny. It's the hands.

It's only the beginning.

It's tough with all those chicks hanging around you.

It's what you do with your dancin' shoes.

Italian Swiss Colony? Wow, it's imported.

Jan, that is so adolescent.

Jealous, are you?

Jeez. Every teacher I got this year has flunked me at least once.

Jugs bigger than Annette's?

Just because it's not your faces doesn't mean we can't identify you.

Just keep your cool Now you're starting to drool

Just like my brother is Sha na na na yippity dip de doom

Keep it clean, please. Keep it clean.

Keep talking, whoa, keep talking

Keep that pelvis far from me

Keep your filthy paws Off my silky drawers

Kenickie, want a piece of salami?

Kenickie. Talk to me, buddy.

La, la, la, la, la bamba

Ladies and gentlemen, dingleberries on parade.

Let me be

Let me comb your hair down.

Let the cold water run and stick her ear under the faucet.

Let's go find the chicks.

Let's go get 'em.

Let's go, let's hand jive!

Let's go, Sandy.

Let's go.

Let's hear it for the toilet paper.

Let's pitch this guy out.

Let's start with the first rule. Cut it down to two packs a day. There.

Like a beautiful blonde pineapple.

Like a wop ba ba lu bop And wop bam boom

Like Debbie Reynolds had in Tammy. What do you think?

Like dip a dip da dip doo wop a doobee doo

Like we always wanted to.

Listen to me. They're fleas on rats.

Listen, fella, if this is a line, I ain't biting.

Listen, I'll pick you up at three, alright?

Listen, Sandy, men are rats.

Look at me

Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee

Look! You really put your foot into it this time.

Look. There's the camera!

Lookin' pretty good this year, huh, Rizz?

Lousy with virginity

Love has flown

Love is not a toy

Made for each other

Making fun of me, Rizz?

Man, I'm gonna have the hottest date there.

Marty, give me a hand.

Marty. Marty.

Maybe

Maybe it might be love

Maybe, if you believe in miracles,

Me. Isn't that the most?

Meditate in my direction

Met a boy, cute as can be

Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo

Most mixed up non delinquent on the block

Move over, slick.

Mr LaTierri. Yes, ma'am, no, ma'am...

Mr LaTierri. Yes, ma'am, no, ma'am...

Mr Vince Fontaine?

Mr Vince Fontaine.

My 25 cent insurance policy.

My eyes are not the first to cry

My father won't like it. (screams)

My head is saying

My heart is saying

My mother'll kill me if I get blood on the carpet.

My parents want to invite you to tea on Sunday. Will you come?

Nah, same old chicks, everybody's made them.

Nah, you can still see your face.

National Bandstand television show

Next year, you might find this semester's.

No graduation day for you

No heinie biting.

No use crying over spilt milk shake.

No, I don't think I'd like to wear those little things over my ears.

No, I'm not saying punking out, I'm just...

No, suit yourself.

No, we'll work on the brakes later.

No. It's probably a little drive in dust, that's all.

Nobody's jugs are bigger than Annette's.

Not a chance.

Not only primed, they're honed. Honed to a sharp razor edge.

Not really. But I think I know a way I could be. Could you help me?

Nothing ever is.

Now grease is the way we are feelin'

Now let's see our champs in a spotlight dance.

Now the event you've all been waiting for, the national dance off.

Now we're apart

Now your bangs are curled, your lashes twirled

Nyik nyak, nyik nyak Brrr, nyik nyak

Of course not.

Oh, Blanche, stop blubbering.

Oh, can you hand jive, baby?

Oh, erm...

Oh, I forgot to say, you shouldn't inhale unless you're used to it.

Oh, I'll be OK.

Oh, Sandy

Oh, Sandy

Oh, Sandy

Oh, Sandy!

Oh, Sandy. Wherefore art thou, Sandy?

Oh, so scared and unsure

Oh, there's Danny and Sandy.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yes indeed

Oh, yes indeed

Oh, yes indeed

Oh, you must think I'm a clod for not introducing myself.

OK, how about a little Sneaky Pete to get the party goin'?

OK, the meeting is in session.

OK, what's with you tonight? You got the personality of a wet mop.

OK.

OK. What do you think this is? A gangbang?

On a dream that won't come true

One of my diamonds just fell in the macaroni.

One of the most exciting things

Only real is real

Only real is real

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey

Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey

Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey

Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey

Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey

Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey

Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey

Open up the door. What are you sitting around for?

Or a Rosemary Clooney.

Or a Rosemary Clooney.

Our greatest year at Rydell.

Our greatest year at Rydell.

Our names are signed

Our two worlds will be one

Our very own Coach Calhoun.

Over KZAZ, that is.

Pain in my heart

Patty Simcox, the bad seed of Rydell. Hi.

Peachy keen, jelly bean.

Perhaps a session of banging erasers after school would put you on track.

Personally, I'm getting rather chilly.

Pinks?

Please, say you'll stay

Press against them when we dance

Prince Charming will show up again someday.

Put this under his head.

Quiet, everyone. Now, boys and girls, the man of the hour.

Quiet, please.

Rama lama lama ka dinga da ding dong...

Ready? One, one, two, three, go.

Remember us in your will.

Remembered forever as

Right, Rizz?

Right. You could still change your mind.

Ring a ding ding!

Ripped at the seams

Rizz, look, it's OK.

Rizz.

Rizzo! Rizzo!

Rizzo's got a bun in the oven.

Rizzo's knocked up.

Rizzo's pregnant.

Rydell forever. Bon voyage.

Said you was high class, that was just a lie

Sandy

Sandy

Sandy, I've been wanting to talk to you for a long time.

Sandy, let me teach you how to French inhale. It's really cool.

Sandy, let's go into the bathroom.

Sandy, my darling,

Sandy, you can't walk out of a drive in!

Sandy, you must start anew

Sandy?

Sandy...

Saturday night will be our first pep rally and bonfire.

See a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

See you later. Come on, girls.

Seven, six, five, four,

Shake it. Shake it.

She can fix your hair so your ears don't show.

She got friendly, down in sand

She just moved here from Sydney, Australia.

She loves me.

She'll run like a champ. I'm racing her at Thunder Road.

Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy.

Shoobop shawadda wadda yippity boom de boom

Show a little spirit for old Rydell

Shuda bop bop, shuda bop bop Shuda bop bop, shuda bop bop

Shuda bop bop, shuda bop bop Shuda bop bop, yeah!

Shut up! Sit down.

Simple's right. Too bad his brains are in his biceps.

Since you pushed my love aside

So I told her we'd still be friends

So she laid her eyes on you, huh, Zuko?

So what'd you do all summer?

So what'd you do all summer?

Some guy and gal will get some fantabulous prizes.

Someday

Somehow, some way

Something more

Something that needs stamina. Like, long distance running.

Somewhere unexpected.

Sonny. There he is. Vince Fontaine.

Sorry, French.

Sshh.

Still, I'm no stranger to heartbreak.

Stop. Don't worry. I'll take care of it.

Stranded at the drive in

Strike.

Summer fling, don't mean a thing

Summer heat, boy and girl meet

Summer lovin', had me a blast

Summer lovin', happened so fast

Summer sun, something's begun

Sure beats the foam domes round here.

Sure it is.

Sure.

Sure. Come on.

Take cold showers every day

Take the can off the front of the car, you putz.

Takes more than a coat of paint on Thunder Road.

Tears on my pillow

Tell me about it, stud.

Tell me more, tell me more

Tell me more, tell me more

Tell me more, tell me more Did you get very far?

Ten seconds. Nine, eight,

Than go with a boy or two

Than what they see

Thank you, fans and friends. Now a few words to the wise.

Thanks a lot, kid.

Thanks.

That leaves us out.

That my faith is justified

That wasn't supposed to happen!

That we can be who we are

That we can be who we are

That we can be who we are

That we can be who we are

That's a bona fide offer.

That's cool, baby. You know how it is. Rockin' and rollin' and whatnot.

That's good.

That's it. Go, go, go.

That's never the same

That's Putzie and Jan.

That's the hand jive grand jive!

That's the one I was telling you about.

That's the stuff!

That's the way it should be

That's why I'm here, to change.

That's why I'm so glad that Tom's such a simple person.

The coach we're all depending on

The doctor made my ma lay down...

The first thing we have to do is you have to change.

The guys really go for it. It's how I got my nickname.

The least you can do is talk to me after the way you treated me.

The movie with the duel, the guy's best friend went with him

The nominees for Student Council are out.

The one I need

The one I need

The one I need

The one I need

The one I need

The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy.

The only thing that hangs around you are the flies.

The Prince of the Platters,

The rules are, there ain't no rules.

The Rydell fight song!

The Teachers' Retirement Fund. Give 'em a pie in the puss.

The way I acted, that was terrible.

The way I...? Sandy, I told you I was sorry.

The whole place is a no parking zone, crater face.

Their lips are lying

Then refuse to see it through

Then we made our true love vow

Then we're gonna slaughter 'em.

There ain't no danger we can go too far

There ain't no danger we can go too far

There are worse things I could do

There has to be

There is a chance that we can make it so far

There is a chance that we can make it so far

There is a chance that we can make it so far

There's a lot of other sports that don't have any contact.

There's just no getting over you

There's nothing else for me to do

There's nothing left for me

They call me Cha Cha, cos I'm the best dancer at St Bernadette's.

They think our love is just a growin'pain

They think our love is just a growin'pain

They're multiplyin'

Think I'm gonna stay with you in this sin wagon? Take this piece of tin!

Thinks I'm trashy and no good

This car could be systematic.

This is a life of illusion

This is a life of illusion

This is the main brain, Vince Fontaine,

This is what you're waiting for, the dance off.

Those guys at Thunder Road don't fool around, you know.

Those Scorpions, they're asking for it.

Three, two, one. On the air.

Throw the ball. Let's play.

To ever happen at Rydell High.

To have the doctor fix your nose up

To look your best for the contest, just have a ball, that's all.

To my heart I must be true

To Patty Simcox and Eugene Felznik and committee

To pull Rydell out of a seven season slump,

To Sandra Dee

To sit around and wait for you