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All a little dialing music OK.
All a little dialing music OK.
Disney.
Disney.
Fine, good luck show boy.
Fine, good luck show boy.
Flying monkeys is funny.
Flying monkeys is funny.
Get ready for real comedy fund.
Get ready for real comedy fund.
Hello, you're on the air.
Hello, you're on the air.
Hey, how can you hear me in there?
Hey, how can you hear me in there?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi Ken
Hi Ken
Hi meg it's me dave
Hi meg it's me dave
Hi.
Hi.
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
Huh?
Huh?
I don't believe there's a man woman or child alive today who doesn't enjoy a lovely beverage
I don't believe there's a man woman or child alive today who doesn't enjoy a lovely beverage
I know for a fact I'm radio waves is harmful.
I know for a fact I'm radio waves is harmful.
I like to think of myself as King of the rappers.
I like to think of myself as King of the rappers.
I think there's something weaselly going on.
I think there's something weaselly going on.
If I clean the garage we take me to wrestling
If I clean the garage we take me to wrestling
Ladies and gentlemen wake the kids phone the neighbors
Ladies and gentlemen wake the kids phone the neighbors
My parents were circus people
My parents were circus people
No, I'm not talking to you right now, right?
No, I'm not talking to you right now, right?
Oh boy is my face red
Oh boy is my face red
Oh by the way my name is dave it's my show i'm sorry
Oh by the way my name is dave it's my show i'm sorry
Oh, I know. I know you're giving me signals like I don't know what I'm doing. Can you imagine that may not know what I'm doing?
Oh, I know. I know you're giving me signals like I don't know what I'm doing. Can you imagine that may not know what I'm doing?
Oh, I've missed. I'll damn damn.
Oh, I've missed. I'll damn damn.
Screw you.
Screw you.
That's right, I have the strength of 10 men.
That's right, I have the strength of 10 men.
There used to be a couple years ago a woman who would break into my house
There used to be a couple years ago a woman who would break into my house
Welcome to New York City. Welcome to the show. I'm Dave.
Welcome to New York City. Welcome to the show. I'm Dave.
What hello?
What hello?
What is wrong with you?
What is wrong with you?
What?
What?
What's matter out?
What's matter out?
Why hello girls?
Why hello girls?
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, pinhead.
Yeah, pinhead.
Yes.
Yes.
You guys suck.
You guys suck.
You son of a *****
You son of a *****
22 pounds of chickens. 18 eggplants.
22 pounds of chickens. 18 eggplants.