Ultimate Duke Nukem Soundboard Edit

Balls

Balls of steel

Blow it out your ***!

Come get some!

Damn, I'm good

Damn, that was annoying

Damn, you're ugly

Die, you S.O.B

Don't get your ******* all in a bunch

Don't have time to play with myself

Eat shit and die

Game over!

Get back to work, you slacker!

Get that crap outta here

Go ahead, make my day

Hail to the king, baby!

Have A Taste of My Ball

Holy ****!

Holy cow

I like big guns..

I oughta break a broomhandle off in your ***

I'll rip your head off and **** down your neck

I'm an equal opportunity *** kicker

I'm gonna get medieval on your *****

I'm gonna kick your ***, *****!

I'm Gonna Kill You Old Style

I've got balls of steel

It hurts to be you

It's my way or..

It's time to kick *** and chew bubblegum..

Let God sort 'em out!

Looks like it's time for me to go postal

Looks Like You're F'd

My gun's bigger than yours

My name's Duke Nukem

Now I'm really pissed off

Ooooh, that's gotta hurt

Quit wasting my time

Rest in pieces

Say hello to my little friend

See you in hell

Son of a *****!

Steel

This is KTIT..

This really pisses me off

Wasted!

What, there's only one of you?

Who wants some?

Yippie kai-ay ****** f***er!

You Can See My D*ck From Here

You guys suck

You talkin to me?

You're an inspiration for birth control

You're gonna die for that

You're pissin me off

Your face, your ***, what's the difference?

**** happens

*sniff* Something smells rotten..