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A good idea is a good idea forever
A good idea is a good idea forever
A little bit DRUNK.
A little bit DRUNK.
Aaah, see.
Aaah, see.
Ah.
Ah.
All for that or for that in the workplace
All for that or for that in the workplace
All right
All right
And if you ask me to name three geniuses I probably wouldn't say einstein knew
And if you ask me to name three geniuses I probably wouldn't say einstein knew
And if you had to name a role model
And if you had to name a role model
Be careful 'cause there's always someone ready to step into your shoes and do your job better than you
Be careful 'cause there's always someone ready to step into your shoes and do your job better than you
Busy at work
Busy at work
But you know the old saying live fast die young not my way live fast sure lifting ready far sometimes but uh die young
But you know the old saying live fast die young not my way live fast sure lifting ready far sometimes but uh die young
Come off it
Come off it
Correct
Correct
David Brent
David Brent
David Brent
David Brent
Do you feel you have received adequate training to use your computer effectively?
Do you feel you have received adequate training to use your computer effectively?
Do you trust me, yes or no?
Do you trust me, yes or no?
Don't know
Don't know
Dunno
Dunno
Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs. Now you do not punish someone Dutch or otherwise for having big boobs
Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs. Now you do not punish someone Dutch or otherwise for having big boobs
First sensible thing you’ve said all day
First sensible thing you’ve said all day
Fucking hell
Fucking hell
Half Alsation, Half Labrador.
Half Alsation, Half Labrador.
I don't know what you mean
I don't know what you mean
I froze your tears and made a dagger and stabbed in my cock forever
I froze your tears and made a dagger and stabbed in my cock forever
I think it's bloody hilarious
I think it's bloody hilarious
I think there's been a **** up there
I think there's been a **** up there
I'm a motivator of people
I'm a motivator of people
I'm an educator
I'm an educator
I'm angry
I'm angry
I'm prejudiced, yeah?
I'm prejudiced, yeah?
Is he in both them
Is he in both them
It's the Brent-Meister General
It's the Brent-Meister General
Leave me alone
Leave me alone
Let's agree to disagree
Let's agree to disagree
Monkey
Monkey
My name 's David Brent
My name 's David Brent
No!
No!
Not at all
Not at all
Not literally
Not literally
Oh god
Oh god
OK
OK
Ooh kinky
Ooh kinky
Pathetic
Pathetic
Please
Please
Sergio george genie
Sergio george genie
Sessions
Sessions
Stuart Foot
Stuart Foot
Take this cool dark steely blade steel it she that in your lake
Take this cool dark steely blade steel it she that in your lake
That was affectionate
That was affectionate
Then who's this
Then who's this
There was nothing vicious
There was nothing vicious
They got trust me i'm taking these guys into battle and i'm doing my own stapling
They got trust me i'm taking these guys into battle and i'm doing my own stapling
They left an image in my mind of you naked on all fours being quite literally done doggy style
They left an image in my mind of you naked on all fours being quite literally done doggy style
Uh
Uh
Unprofessionalism is and that is what I want OK so
Unprofessionalism is and that is what I want OK so
What's the vibe
What's the vibe
Who's in charge here?
Who's in charge here?
You old slag
You old slag
You taking the piss and i'm getting sick of
You taking the piss and i'm getting sick of