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Ah, sphincter says what?
Ah, sphincter says what?
And monkeys might fly out of my butt.
And monkeys might fly out of my butt.
But what I'd really love?
But what I'd really love?
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Came on.
Came on.
Can I call you?
Can I call you?
Does anyone else smell bacon?
Does anyone else smell bacon?
Exactly.
Exactly.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excuse me, baking powder.
Excuse me, baking powder.
Garth Elgar.
Garth Elgar.
Goodnight
Goodnight
Guardian
Guardian
Have you gone mental?
Have you gone mental?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey, what are you up to?
Hey, what are you up to?
Hi.
Hi.
How does it work?
How does it work?
How's it going?
How's it going?
I have an extensive collection of name tags in hairnets.
I have an extensive collection of name tags in hairnets.
I like what you've done here.
I like what you've done here.
I live in Aurora, IL.
I live in Aurora, IL.
I love your band, you guys well.
I love your band, you guys well.
I smell bacon.
I smell bacon.
I told ya.
I told ya.
I'd have to say.
I'd have to say.
I'm giving you a no hunk guarantee.
I'm giving you a no hunk guarantee.
I'm in Delaware.
I'm in Delaware.
I'm outta here.
I'm outta here.
I'm there.
I'm there.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Is there?
Is there?
Is this cool?
Is this cool?
It certainly does suck.
It certainly does suck.
It might happen.
It might happen.
It sounded like you said you were going to pass for doing Wayne's World.
It sounded like you said you were going to pass for doing Wayne's World.
It will be mine.
It will be mine.
Let me put it this way.
Let me put it this way.
Lot.
Lot.
Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Maybe he's poking at.
Maybe he's poking at.
My name is Wayne Campbell.
My name is Wayne Campbell.
No no no no no no.
No no no no no no.
No way.
No way.
No, we're not interested in money.
No, we're not interested in money.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Of course.
Of course.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
OK, I still live with my parents.
OK, I still live with my parents.
OK.
OK.
Party on Garth.
Party on Garth.
Scores
Scores
Search to see who you really are, Mr.
Search to see who you really are, Mr.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Sugar Ray.
Sugar Ray.
Swing
Swing
That's doable.
That's doable.
That's it, I'm outta here.
That's it, I'm outta here.
That's it.
That's it.
That's what she said.
That's what she said.
There is no film in this camera.
There is no film in this camera.
Uh, no.
Uh, no.
We salute you.
We salute you.
We're not mental or anything, so don't be afraid.
We're not mental or anything, so don't be afraid.
Well, I guess you thought of everything.
Well, I guess you thought of everything.
What am I gonna do with a gun rack?
What am I gonna do with a gun rack?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What is the difference between PAC Man and Miss PAC man?
What is the difference between PAC Man and Miss PAC man?
What the hell is going on?
What the hell is going on?
Where did you learn English?
Where did you learn English?
Where you going?
Where you going?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Wow, backstage passes.
Wow, backstage passes.
Yes.
Yes.
You may.
You may.
You owe me.
You owe me.
'cause you know it really pisses me off.
'cause you know it really pisses me off.