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A sphincter says what?
But
But, look, you're all here
Exsqueeze me?
Garth
I will personally distribute cyanide capsules
I'll probably end up working at Great America, mopping up hurl and lung butter
I'm the leprhacaun
It's Heather Locklear
Live in the now!
Nice to meet you Miss Horny
Oh, I almost forgot
Oh, OK
Prepare to die
Schwing
She tested very high on the strokeability scale
She's a babe
She's magically babelicious
She's signalling to us
Something big, something mega, something copius..
Stop torturing yourself man
The bat
The crane
The horse
The monkey
The rat
The stag
The tiger
This year Garth finally got pubes
Very well, if that is your custom
We fear change
We're not worthy
What I'd really like to do is something extraordinary
When we first had this idea of putting on this shindig, we didn't know if anyone would come
Yeah!
You'll never afford it
You're worthy of my daughter