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Ah, sphincter says what?
And monkeys might fly out of my butt.
But what I'd really love?
Bye bye.
Came on.
Can I call you?
Does anyone else smell bacon?
Exactly.
Excellent.
Excuse me, baking powder.
Garth Elgar.
Goodnight
Guardian
Have you gone mental?
Hello.
Hello.
Hey, what are you up to?
Hi.
How does it work?
How's it going?
I have an extensive collection of name tags in hairnets.
I like what you've done here.
I live in Aurora, IL.
I love your band, you guys well.
I smell bacon.
I told ya.
I'd have to say.
I'm giving you a no hunk guarantee.
I'm in Delaware.
I'm outta here.
I'm there.
Interesting.
Is there?
Is this cool?
It certainly does suck.
It might happen.
It sounded like you said you were going to pass for doing Wayne's World.
It will be mine.
Let me put it this way.
Lot.
Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Maybe he's poking at.
My name is Wayne Campbell.
No no no no no no.
No way.
No, we're not interested in money.
No.
No.
Of course.
Oh yeah.
OK, I still live with my parents.
OK.
Party on Garth.
Scores
Search to see who you really are, Mr.
Shut up.
Sugar Ray.
Swing
That's doable.
That's it, I'm outta here.
That's it.
That's what she said.
There is no film in this camera.
Uh, no.
We salute you.
We're not mental or anything, so don't be afraid.
Well, I guess you thought of everything.
What am I gonna do with a gun rack?
What are you doing here?
What is the difference between PAC Man and Miss PAC man?
What the hell is going on?
Where did you learn English?
Where you going?
Who is it?
Wow, backstage passes.
Yes.
You may.
You owe me.
'cause you know it really pisses me off.